Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ 10 Odd Sadoichi drabbles ❯ 10 Odd Sadoichi drabbles ( Chapter 1 )

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10 Odd SadoIchi drabbles
Really more of 7 and three long one!
Author:
Sunqueen86Fandom: Bleach
Rated: PG-13 to RPairing: Sado Yasutora x Kurosaki Ichigo
Warning: Yaoi, Quincy bashing and well more yaoi see bottom of fic for meanings and listings. Set after The Arrancar arc/Hueco Mundo arc

“I did have this almost done before but lost it on my computer and now I have to start all over again! But I hope I can rewrite most of the drabbles and add some new ones here…enjoy.

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#1: Meanings

In Japanese The word “Sado” means a traditional manner of making and drinking tea when there is a visitor. The tea ceremony takes place in a special tea-room with tatami mat floors.

A traditional saying that is often displayed on fabric or bamboo scrolls in the tea-room is called “Ichigo-Ichie”, meaning “Treasure every encounter, it may never return.”

And just like the real Sado, he will always treasure his Ichigo.


#2: Two Bits

It was the first time Ichigo saw how quick Chad threw the first punch, It was also the first he saw how many teeth could fly out of Uryu’s mouth for coming around the corner while whistling a “Shave and a Haircut!"

Ichigo Felt sorry for the Quincy…Almost.


#3: Surprise

He wasn’t surprise when he saw the black and White world residing in Ichigo's mind, he wasn’t surprise by the horizontal city that surrounded his or the disturbing fits of laughter echoing off the buildings or even how his Boyfriend’s Zanpakuto had taken the form of a middle-aged man wearing tinted glasses and a ragged black coat in front of him.

No, what Surprise Chad was how the spirit had the boy in a bone crushing bear hug thanking him for making it not rain for three months!

#4: Lost

When Chad took Ichigo to Mexico to celebrate Día de los Muertos he lost the strawberry blonde in the crowd that night, after two hours of searching Chad return to the hotel to find Ichigo there. Ichigo say when they got separated a some guy name Abuelo help him get back to the hotel and say something about he will make a great Novia someday. That night Chad and Ichigo spent almost the whole night at the grave they were visiting, Chad thanking in pray and Ichigo looking in a Spanish to Japanese dictionary for the word Novia and blush in embarrassment.

#5: Purity

When Uryu saw Ichigo in his Bankai form carries a bouquet of flowers in both hands while walking down the aisle with his father who was crying that he is about giving away his son. The Quincy just couldn’t help himself.

“Guess we know how “Pure” the Bride really is! Uryu said out loud for everyone to hear.

That was the second time Ichigo saw Chad ran so fast to Punch Uryu in the face with his Brazo Izquierda del Diablo, Also it was the first time Ichigo saw how quickly every Shinigami, Vizard, Dad, Maid of Honor, Bridesmaids, Flower girls, Best man, Groomsmen and the Ring bearer join in making the last of the Quincy really the “Last one”

It was the best wedding Ichigo could as for!

#6: Suspicious

When Sado won tickets to Hatsuyuki no Onsen traditional inn and can bring one other guest, Sado naturally chose Ichigo to come with him. What was Suspicious was that Sado didn’t even enter in any contests or the fact was they had to walk up a snowy hill to get there, Ichigo was exhausted and couldn’t wait to go to bed, but when they got there the owner and other guest of the inn were all wearing pink T-shirt with a big Red Heart on them with the word “SADOICHI” on it! cause Sado not only to grabbing Ichigo bridal style to cause some nosebleeds but also to run like hell into woods trying to find the bus stop to get back into town!

#7: Stronger

He knew, he knew one day Ichigo would not be strong, Ichigo Kurosaki who defeated two lieutenants and two of the most powerful captains in Soul Society, Ichigo who stop the soul eating Bounts, and who brought down Hueco Mundo and their king Sôsuke Aizen. But now Ichigo needs Chad strength…to hold Tatsuki back from beat the crap out of him for not telling her and Orihime about the Mihimaru GT love tour last weekend.

#8: Not so Sweet Song

If we were alone song in Spanish
¡si estuviéramos solos por apenas un un minuto yo vete a la mierda de la voluntad hasta que viene la mañana usted o que la materia del dosen't que uno es primera audiencia usted gime me conduciría en primero verle temblar viéndole sacudarir marcas desea la opinión "le deseo en mi dick" sea tan cuidadoso cuando usted se dobla abajo del infront de mí o sueño así que nude le prometeré tan pacífico que este nuestro amor será más que apenas un beso... más como usted no puede caminar por una semana!

Whenever Sado plays one of his mariachi songs to Ichigo, the songs are so Romantic Compassion, Tender and had made the strawberry blonde feel as he would put is “so turn on” Vicente Fernandez had nothing on Sado. When Sado sang his songs he speak the Spanish version first than the Japanese if Ichigo hadn’t already rip his pants off yet. but there was on song Sado sang that he would not put to Japanese words. When Ichigo asks about it Sado would just smile and say “ It would not be as beautiful if put in Japanese words. So one day Ichigo went to a Translation site and found out what it meant Ichigo kurosaki that day push his lucky and bend over to pick up a pen in front of Sado.
And really live out the “Now” translated song.

#9: Vampires Will Never Hurt You

The Moon was full tonight,

As white as bone and as cold as snow while the horse drawn carriage move quietly thought the mist of the dark black forest. Hooves hitting the cobble stone road so lightly as if they were floating in the mist. A wolf howls in the distance but the count doesn’t care he’s eyes are only on the trembling boy in rags sitting next to the count with strawberry blond hair. The count slowly pull a blanket around the boy to warm him up, so thin, so small, so sweet truly matching his hair and name. the count himself was a man of great stature in black nobleman clothing that slightly clash with his tanned skin his eyes cover by black tinned glasses and a match hat to boot with peculiarly sharp white teeth; these protrude over his lips as he smiled at the boy moving ever so closer to wrap his large arms around him.

“My dear boy you are like a little strawberry cover in the frosty dew of the winter wind, oh May I give you a kiss of love? how I would love to taste those sweet lips of yours and feel warmth you try to hold”

“No you may not Count Yasutora” the boy reply

The count looked at the boy for only a minute and laugh lightly the count remove his shades, his eyes so red like blood almost hypnotic put the boy into trance-like state.

“Then a Kiss of Death then?”

as his lips move closely to the boy neck his sharp white teeth growing longer…well at least one fang due to the other one falling out.

CUUUUUUUUUUT! Cried the director name Rukia Kuchiki


#10: Advice

Hi my name is Abi, and I’m giving advice on the street.

I don’t know how it happen, all I was doing was walking down the street to the nears bar one day and saw these two guy arguing across the street near the school, I was most oddly drawn to how the pair of boys look. There was the “very tall” boy with a very deep tan maybe he was a foreigner wearing a Hawaiian shirt off all things! oh well I’m not one to judge I seen worst some dumbass running around town looking for kids to formed something call the Karakura Superheroes or some crap like that. Anyway the tall kid wasn’t saying really anything, it was the other kid he was with was doing all the yelling!

My god this kid had natural orange hair not carrot-top hair Strawberry-orange flavor kool-aid juice orange here people! And his eyebrows constantly furrowed Bet this kid gets into more fights than I do at the track.

As I was saying, it look like both were upset about something here I couldn’t really hear them well do to all the end trucks passing by, so for five whole minutes I watch they go at it until the orange hair kid ran off so red in face it match his hair color. I saw that the other one look like crap here I was about to keep on walking until I saw that kid was about to walk right in front of that moving truck! God how the hell was I able to run so fast in to street in heels no less also the kid I just save weighted about 135 pounds or something! I must be so lucky…

Baka! What the hell were you thinking?!

“…I just got in a fight with my boyfriend”

“more like one-sided!….If All teens are like this I will never have kids!”

After calmly moving this moron to the sidewalk to park to get away from the crowd, what they never seen a 5”0 woman save a 6”3 student before?! then started he talking to me! This guy who rarely speak in the argument he just had is talking to me, about how they meet how thing were I wasn’t really listening all I caught was the guy name’s is Chad his boyfriend name Ichigo (figure.) and some other guy name Iggy pop into the conversation. Now I get it the Chad here hang with some uke name Iggy and now strawberry getting all hissy about it, sound like one of those yaoi mangas!

As this guy running his mouth I Really want to get that drink right now so bad!

“Looks kid, you want some advice?”

The big guy nod so at least I got him to stop.

“here’s my advice, got home talk to the uke about this and if shit still hitting the fan, walk out that door. And he’ll stop you.

And then the kid says…

“what if he doesn’t stop me?”

I just look at this kid and said.

“Then Walk Fuckin’ Slower!

The kid just look down at his shoes for a minute, I think I really got to this kid, I felt better helping this kid out with his love problems, maybe I’ll forget the drink go home…unit I heard this shit from the kid’s mouth!

“But f I walk slower then Iggy will run out the door.”

Yah, the guy Iggy they were bitching about was a cat…A Fucking cat!

I was so mad I look like my EX when I place that restraining order on him after the Divorce! All I could see was red and the kid running the other way shouting “Thank You” I felt like a calm hit me right there

…until I got home kick my cat and be Pissed!




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Meanings and Listings


2:Shave and a Haircut: At some point, the tune became associated with a profane insult in Mexico. Whistling the tune or using a car horn to play it is considered highly offensive. The insult is "chinga a tu madre, cabrón" (where cabrón represents the final two notes, and can be used as a response), which can be translated as "go fuck your mother, you bastard". That’s why the Quincy all gap toothed.

4:Día de los Muertos: The Day of the Dead.

Abuelo: Chad’s Grandfather Oscar Joaquin de la Rosa.

Novia: Spanish for Bride.

5: A bride was married in any color except black (the color of mourning) or red (which was connected with prostitutes). Later, many people assumed that the color white was intended to symbolize virginity. Oddly Ichigo’s “Wedding Dress” is both Black and Red.

Brazo Izquierda del Diablo: Spanish for Left Arm of the Devil, Chad's offensive arm.

Maid of honor: Rukia Kuchiki
Bridesmaids: Orihime Inoue and Tatsuki Arisawa
Flower girls: Karin Kurosaki and Yuzu Kurosaki
Best man: Renji Abarai
Groomsmen: Lots of Shinigami, Mizuiro Kojima and Keigo Asano(to much of his protest)
Ring bearer: Jinta Hanakari

6:Hatsuyuki no Onsen: Japanese for First Snow Hot Spring
SadoIchi: you know what it means!

7: Mihimaru GT: my fav J-pop band!

8: translated song in English
if we were alone for just a one Minute
I'll fuck you till the morning come
you or me doesn’t matter which one is first
hearing you Moan would drive me in first
seeing you quiver seeing you Shake
makes me want say
"I want you on my dick"
so be careful when you bend down in front of me
or sleep so nude so peacefully
I'll Promise you this
our love will be more than just a kiss
...more like you can't walk for a week!

9: Vampires Will Never Hurt You god how love “My Chemical Romance”! and a vampire move fic rocks for Halloween I may put it up a full fic if any one wants it.

10:Abi: short for Abigail
In Estonian: means to help
In Chickasaw: to Kill and or abort