Bondage Fairies Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Uzumaki Naruto Ninja Chronciles: Fairy Odd Adventure ❯ Chapter 2

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

By: Omega X

Odds… one Naruto against 5 men, and behind him a girl who seemed frozen. One Naruto's head is spinning, due to alcohol. The five guys are seemingly fresh ready to kick ass… all relatively skilled. Four had blades… short blade weapons. Probably knives. The tallest guy had a whip. Longer range… probably the leader. They all underestimate Naruto.

Naruto smirked at that. He liked the odds. They were with him. “So… who wants to get some!” he shouted. The men seemed to look at the taller one of their group, waiting for a response. He gave a studious stare at Naruto and gave a short nod. The men sprang to action.

They weren't much skilled, which somewhat disappointed in disappointed Naruto, but his eyes suddenly widened when he suddenly found himself backing away. These four guys made up with a very close cluster of teamwork. One always supported the other, never leaving one man alone. Each man's opening was covered by another…

Naruto ducked one of the guy's hook punch, and the man behind him tripped him off his feet. The boy fell for a second, which gave a window of opportunity for one of the guys to start flying with a knife on his hand towards the boy… and Naruto just rolled on the right, the stab missing him by inches. Placing his hands on the ground, he tried to twist and hit the man who missed him with a spinning kick, only for his kick to be blocked by another man, and another kicked him in the stomach, letting him slide away.

“Ouch…” Naruto muttered as he slid away from the four guys. He took a peek at them, and noticed that they were just there, waiting for him. He stood up, slowly. “You guys are good… kinda…”

The tall silent man smirked. “You can still run, if you wish… though I am confused on why you even offer defense to such… creature.”

Naruto smiled a bit. “Hey, she's in trouble. When trouble looms, who would be happy in just standing back?”

“You still wish to fight?”

“Hey, did I hear myself quit? Nope, so do me the favor and don't assume that, alright?” Naruto snapped. “Besides… I was testing your guy's skills. They got nice teamwork, but that's it. They got numbers, but then, that's it too. Now… let me show ya my teamwork, and my numbers.”

Naruto grinned, and suddenly made a Seal. His red coat suddenly glowed with kanji letters… and then, a sequence was then shown, letter after letter. If anyone could read the kanji, they'd notice that each letter would represent an animal… and if anyone knew ninjutsu, they'd notice that it was a sequence of seals done for…

“Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!” Naruto muttered silently. In less than a second, three Naruto clones appeared, evening up the odds. “Now… let's get serious!”

UNNC Side Story: Fairy Odd Adventure

Rescued! Hating males!

One chapter of Naruto's self-claimed autobiography, the Uzumaki Naruto Ninja Chronicles, state one of the few special gifts he's been given to a good friend of Jiraiya. An old lady, who Naruto forgot the name, but not the face, had given Naruto probably his most versatile and most protective clothing. The coat of Chakra.

The Coat of chakra is a tool used most by great ninjas who have an array of techniques greater than 1000, and some coats are used to protect clients from weaponry used by attacking nins. What is a chakra coat, anyway?

To define, Chakra coat is a coat made so mysteriously that some are even confused by its use. It gathers energy from the sun, mostly, and some chakra from the wearer to cover its interwoven threads with a thick amount of energy, and is stored there. What are the functions then? Simple.

Energy is versatile. It can be used in anything. First and foremost it's used as a protection coating. Throwing stars, kunais, needles and not even some blades can penetrate the coat if fully charged with energy. Second, it's used as a training coat. Energy laid in between its spaces makes the coat quite heavy. Good for building strength, speed and stamina.

Third, and probably most useful aspect of the coat is the ability to make seals. Some coats are made by very skilled tailors and seamstresses. How skillful they are will gauge how many amounts of seals it can be stored inside… when the user does a quick single seal, the coat will recognize the chakra used in relation with the seal, and uses its own chakra and the seal sequence assigned to that single seal to perform ninjutsu.

In short, instead of performing multiple seals to perform a ninjutsu, a single seal would allow to use ninjutsu assigned to be preformed faster and with almost no chakra use of the user. This is a reason why such single seals are called shortcut seals to the wearers of Chakra Coats. With one seal, a jutsu is preformed, and the chakra would be taken out of the coat instead of the user. Quite a useful tool… its said that Yondaime Hokage had one of these Chakra Suits, though it was colored white instead of black like Naruto's. And that the kanji letters would glow black, instead of crimson red.

Back to Naruto, it seems the clones made quite a short work of the guys. They seemed quite shock in seeing a ninjutsu at work… they were also surprised when Naruto suddenly multiplied… so surprised that they actually forgot that the clones were rushing after them, and knocking their lights out. By the time they recovered… or by the time they'd recover… and try to fight off Naruto's clones, he and their target would be long gone by then.

Four guys, unconscious, and three clones all accounted for. Naruto looked very unpleased, bending his knees, looking towards one of the unconscious guys on his feet. “You're kinda weak… aren't cha? Psssh… if I only knew, I'd never bothered with the clones.”

“… wha… what are you!” the tall last guy was quivering.

Naruto looked at him, and gave a confused look. “What? Don't tell me you've never seen a ninjutsu preformed before…?”

The guy looked even more confused. Who was the boy? He wore something so different… and he didn't act like anyone he knew. I mean… Naruto's male. He'd have appreciated in humiliating the Princess, the daughter of their most sworn enemy, right? And the way his coat glowed with energy… the appearance of three identical bodies as the boy… and now… he noticed the boy didn't have wings.

“… you got no wings!” the man demanded.

“Wings? Why would I have… holy Hokage with big breasts! You got wings!” Naruto just noticed it, pointing it with a very shocked face at the wings of the guy… he took a look at the girl, and aloha! Wings! “AAAH! The girl too! Who… what are you!”

“That's what I was asking!” the man retorted.

“Well, I'm asking now!” Naruto replied shortly. “I mean… how many humans do you think normally have wings!”

“Human…? You think we are a bunch of cruel overgrown fairies!” the guy demanded.

“I'm human! Aren't you, you freaks with wings!” Naruto shouted back.

“You… human?” the guy scoffs. “Right. If you are, you're probably be the shortest human alive, you wingless freak!”

Shortest… shortest… shortest… shortest… shortest…

“… Sho… shortest!” Naruto sputtered. “SHORTEST! You… you… Oh, I'm kicking your ass… no, come here! I'm kicking your ass! Right now!” Naruto's scalpels came out of his hand, and formed two sticks, in which Naruto grabbed and positioned them to make the whole length of the stick to outline his arm. The taller man with the whip looked confused.

“I don't know what you are so mad about mate,” he stated, readying his whip. “But if you're going to fight me, then you're welcome to try!”

Without need for any more words or actions, Naruto sprang towards the man intending to give him the usual one-two-four-three combo that Laharl loved to do to him during practice. Moving with more grace than two years ago, he had confidence, and enough anger to make the man pay for his stupidity un calling him short.

The man was no slouch though. Taking careful aim, he unleashed his whip to hit Naruto before the boy could even be in range. Naruto easily saw the strike, and sidestepped without losing velocity. The whip sounded with a loud CRACK! and the man gritted his teeth. Twirling his wrist, the whip flew again, towards Naruto's new position.

The boy saw the end of the whip go towards him, and he jumped and rolled back to his original position, and readied one of his favorite moves in Arnis. With his mental ordering of the scalpels, he made on of his batons split in half, and without a second lost, he connected the second baton behind the butt of the halved baton, and pushed with all his might, twisting his sides to add more force, and pushed the sticks together straight like a dart towards the tall man.

He saw the boy's actions… he saw one of the sticks break in half… he saw that he used the second stick to push the stick half towards him… he was slightly disappointed. What did the boy exactly think of him? He could easily see the stick coming towards him… oh, maybe because he was holding a whip that the boy thought he wouldn't be able to block it, right? The man scoffed silently. Not only did the boy cut his own weapon in half (mysteriously cut in half) but he also thought so little of him… one of the elite guards of the MLA.

In theory, a whip is quite ineffective in a range 1/4 of its total length. Probably the greatest thing for the defender to do when faced with an enemy who can keep you bay with his whip is to throw something in the middle of the total length of the whip towards the whip user. An amateur whip user would be hit readily… a more seasoned user can use the whip's base to block projectiles.

And that is what the man did. Twirling his hand, he let the whip handle, which was made of metal, to block the incoming stick. He was about to laugh, and counter that attack when he noticed… that right behind the stick he blocked… was another stick, right behind it… hidden. His eyes widened. He couldn't believe it. The stick part he blocked was just a diversion… and the real attack was coming right behind it.

The stick smacked his face hard, that he groaned, and felt like his nose broke. But that wasn't enough to knock him out… not yet. He tried to straighten himself back up (he bent a bit backwards when the stick hit him) only to see Naruto penetrating his defenses. His whip was useless now, but it didn't mean he was useless. He tried to regain some space, by stepping back, only for Naruto to step on his foot painfully, forcing him to stay in place. Then he punched the man right in the solar plexus, hard enough to knock an average person out. When Naruto saw that the man was still standing, he gave a sort of respectful smile and nod, jumped back, and readied his last attack.

The man was wheezing, almost out of air, and sluggish. He watched the boy jump back away from him, and saw him stomp his right foot once… twice… three times… four times… five times… the man wondered what was the boy waiting for. Straightening himself, still wheezy, he paused, looking at the boy, still stomping his feet. The man readied his fist. He would strike before the boy would react. Without losing anymore time, he charged towards the boy… who suddenly unleashed a strong kick to his chin.

The man flew backwards, his jaw probably broken with the force of behind Naruto's modified taekwondo side kick to the chin. Naruto knew that the man wouldn't be waking up for some time… and was partially impressed by the man's endurance. Most of the parts he attacked were somewhat critical parts in humans, as he learned from Jiraiya. Most of the unarmed combat of Naruto was aimed to hit those parts, such as joints and parts unprotected by thick muscles, like the chin.

Swiping his hands together, like cleaning the dust out of them, Naruto walked towards the girl who was fearfully looking at him. “Heya, its okay. Their knocked out, and wont waken after a while. Here, I'll give ya a hand…” Naruto offered his hand to the girl, only to be swiped away painfully with a slap.

“Get you're filthy hands off me you… MALE!” she said through gritted teeth.

“Whoa… whoa whoa there…” Naruto muttered, rubbing his sore hand. “I'm here to help ya.”

“I don't need help from… from a creature like you!” she said huffily. “Get away!”

Naruto blinked. “Let me… get this straight. I helped ya… from being raped… and you're basically angry at me… `cause I'm a guy… who helped ya…?”

“I had things under control, even before you arrived,” the girl said stonily.

“Under control… yeah, right… um, exactly when did you have things under control…? When they were on the process of raping you, or the time I was done beating their ass like a rag doll?” Naruto asked, strangely finding the whole thing funny and annoying.

“Well… you… you certainly handled them yourself… but the way you despicably used your own fists and limbs, not to mention primitive tools proves how barbaric you really just are,” the girl replied.

“… what the hell does that have to do with me saving your ass?” Naruto asked, curious as to where the girl was going on to.

“And you're uncivilized language and tone…”

“Would you mind if you shut it about the class crap?” Naruto said, beginning to be annoyed. “I just saved your life, missy. I'd take a thank you, and you can keep the crap of being all higher and mightier than me to yourself… at least that you can do.”

“W… why should I thank a barbarian like you?” she crossed her arms. “Go away. You're annoying.”

Naruto looked at the girl in disbelief. And then he suddenly looked annoyed, and walked away from the girl. When he was ten steps away from her, he looked back and saw the girl still glaring at him, arms crossed over her breasts. Naruto shook his head. Let his hand move over his neck, swiped the sides with his fingers, and closed his fist halfway, and opened in a way it made his fingers stretch out like a firework's explosion, signifying his end of concern for the girl. She can take care of herself for all he cared now.

The girl watched the boy suddenly jump away from the scene… and she gave a very strong shudder. She was almost raped… her eyes watered. She was saved by one of the barbarians… with no apparent reason. And he was unlike any other men she have seen… he fought like a man… true… but multiplying himself? Getting weapons out of nowhere? If that wasn't creepy enough, it was the way his eyes subtly turned crimson when he shouted angrily at the taller man… the same shade of red as his weapons.

She shuddered… broke down, and cried. “Mother… I need help…”

-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Naruto was a bit angry… maybe a tad furious. Most of the words in his head ranged `ungrateful' to `snotty'. Hell, Country Lords were also High and Mighty and all, but at least they knew when to be grateful. Naruto broke to a smile, remembering the cat of the Fire Country Lord's Wife. As much as Naruto never tried to hold grudges, he couldn't help but think of the cat and say “Suck on that, pussy-cat.”

After taking a few leaps, Naruto began to look around, and try to asses his surroundings. Wherever he is, he hoped he wasn't far from the camp… if this was an idea of Jiraiya as a joke, he's so going to kick the hermit's ass. But as he traveled, he began to notice something. Everything was getting bigger and bigger… wait… they weren't getting bigger. They are bigger!

He didn't seem to comprehend what the hell was going on. If it was really a joke from the pervert, he'd have to ask about it. It's a very good prank. From his point of view… he was in a branch of a tree… and he'd been jumping from leaf to leaf. If that didn't sound right, he tried looking down, and he felt nauseous. He didn't know he was that damn high!

A small laughter caught Naruto's attention. He whipped his head towards the source, and groaned as he saw a man with a cloak, two branches above him, farther left, looking at him in an amused way. It's been almost two years since he last saw the man. He still felt the urge to go up and kick his ass.

“Well, well, well, if it isn't Naruto,” the cloaked figure smirked. “How's life? Are you enjoying yourself? I would if I were you. You're probably the shortest human alive!”

Naruto just rolled his eyes. Insults from people he can take. Assholes like him are given a special place. “What do you want Aaron… I'm busy here.”

Aaron jumped down towards Naruto's level, cloak still on… though Naruto could see his face now. “Well, I'm here to offer some assistance to you're inquiries of course. After all, seeing your pathetic way of dealing with danger, especially during last night, I have given thought that I might still need to baby you.”

“Baby me?” Naruto raised an inquiring eyebrow. “I don't need your ass to baby-sit me. And what about handling danger? Didn't you see me beat the ass of five armed guys? And let me tell ya, I was still whizzy with last night's drinking…”

“Like always, you are absolutely clueless to what's going on,” Aaron sighed. “I think it's genetic. Budsy himself had no damn clue that a goddess was out to get him… and it was funny, when he accidentally bumped the said goddess in the middle of broad daylight, in a populated place. Really spectacular… Budsy was confused most of the time why such a nice pretty girl was staring daggers at him, or why her fingers were twitching near his neck.”

Naruto looked confused again… “Goddesses? Why would they go after Laharl-nisan?”

“Figure it out,” Aaron shrugged. “He's like half human, half overlord… I don't know where that mystical fox came in, but mostly half of him is a powerful demon king. There also seems to be a deeper notion, one which I haven't delved into much yet. But we are not going to talk about Budsy's life. Right now, it's about you. Notice anything strange?”

Aaron spread his arms, giving emphasis to the surroundings. Naruto took another look and still wondered why everything seemed so big. Wait… sooooooo big. With the capital B-I-G. After a while, Naruto looked at Aaron. “Everything got big.”

“Wrong! ENG!” Aaron slaps Naruto behind his head softly. “Everything didn't get big. You got small!”

“Eh… what?”

“You… got… small,” Aaron spoke slowly. “You had you're drunken ass open to a ninja who used some jutsu on you. And look at you, you're miniscule now!”

“What ninja? I haven't…” Naruto pauses… “Wait… I had a dream that Ero-sennin was fighting someone…”

Aaron just sighs. “It's not a dream boy… I am seriously thinking of training you now. Budsy would have been appalled… he'd never have been caught with his pants down like you… I thought someone inside you was warning shit like that for you?”

“Huh…? Whatcha mean?” Naruto asks.

“A certain fox?” Aaron replies, looking actually quite… bored with Naruto's clueless ness.

“Oooh, Kyubi-nechan...” Naruto nods, understanding… “I don't know.”

A moment of silence passes without… well, noise. Aaron looks at the boy with utter incredulity and aspiration, and lets not forget confusion. “What? You don't know where Kyubi is?”

“No… she's… extremely silent… and has been for the past week or so…” Naruto looks a bit worried.

“And you didn't bother to check?” Aaron asks, trying to keep his voice down calm.

“I did… she was locked in her room… telling me to leave her alone…” Naruto shrugs. He'd visited her at least 10 times since she stopped talking… she always said she was either busy… or can't go out. “What's your thought on that?”

“Why are you asking me for?”

“Coz you change to a girl… I thought it might be up your alley…” Naruto replies. Aaron shakes his head with disbelief.

“I change to a girl… and I suddenly became your number one source on how Kyubi would act?”

“Uh… yeah… basically…” Naruto replies. “I mean… what if she's… um… what did Ero-sennin say… about bleeding for 3 days straight…”

“A period?” Aaron suggests.

“A what?”

“A period…”

Naruto gazes at Aaron silently, his mind thinking in the overdrive. When it came to women, he seemed to turn blank. Like all clueless boys with somewhat good skill in martial arts, they always never seem to get the concept of women.

“Um… yeah, whatever. So… yeah, I thought maybe Kyubi had that…” Naruto finally mutters.

“Well, as much as I am a bit surprised you think I would know more of a powerful fox entity who spent 16 years inside you, caged… I mean, you and her talk all the time,” Aaron points out.

“Well, yeah… but… she confuses me a lot of times…” Naruto scratches the back of his head, his voice going softer and softer. “At least I knew what was going on in the mind of Sakura… Sasuke this, Sasuke that…”

Aaron sighs. “Look, the best and maybe sometimes most painful way to know something, is to ask the person in question directly.”

“… Maybe next time,” Naruto says after a moment of silence. “Right now, I gotta find a way to get out of my… well… predicament.”

“Oho, predicament… such an educated word,” Aaron laughs the laugh which Naruto always found annoying. “Well, shrimp, I shall leave… but before that, I shall impart my words of wisdom.”

“Words of wisdom,” Naruto scoffs. “I can manure Lily-san's garden with your bullshit.”

Aaron shifts to his girl form, and waves her index finger at him. “Ah, ah, ah, little boy.” She then made a cute pose, what Ranma would usually do in his girl form, and continued, “I'm being nice now, so show some appreciation. To get out of your predicament, go to the one who used the ninjutsu at you,” Aaron gave a sparkling smile. “I'm sure you can find out how the technique will work, with your `eyes' being so… lets say, cheap and all. Ta-ta!” and with a cheery spin, Aaron disappears.

Naruto stares at the space where Aaron was a moment ago, and whether he wanted to agree or not, he knew that what Aaron had left were indeed words of wisdom. He would have to find the ninja who caused him to shrink, and use the Demon Eyes to scan his brain…

The boy frowned. He wasn't much of a mind hacker as Aaron would suggest Laharl was… after all, his Demon Eyes are still evolving. He could weave up dreams easily enough, but to look for something specific…

Now's not the time to think, Naruto thinks. He had to go and find his way towards the ninja. One way was to find Ero-sennin. If his perverted teacher was around, so would the ninja.

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“WAAAHHH!” Jiraiya cried, gulping sake like it was water. “I lost him! I lost him!”

Seemingly, a bar in the two near the forest where Naruto was, they found their very rich and very animated customer, who would promise to bring enough profits to make do a renovation.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Meanwhile, word has reached the Fairy Kingdom… and everyone has been talking. The Princess has been declared officially missing… and the Queen has put a reward on who would have any information on her daughter, and she has assigned the kingdom's hunters out of their normal duty to find her daughter.

She had also declared war on the MLA, and gave quite a charismatic speech in front of a a hundred thousand fairies, in person, on the disease the MLA and their tactics have caused, and that her daughter has been the last straw, and that they will now take a hard line effort in dealing with the MLA. Recruitment for soldiers has been going wild. Young women, old, all have such a hateful passion for their male adversaries. Seemingly, the kingdom and all its towns supported the Queen all the way, and have been praying earnestly that their beloved Princess would be found.

Now, as a Fairy hunter, or Huntress, as they call themselves, they are now ordered by the highest authority to take back what is rightfully theirs… The Princess. She may have been stabbed, kidnapped, killed, raped… everything… but the Queen doesn't care. The Huntress has to find the Princess or her body, or at least proof if she was killed, tortured, rape, or all.

In this story… only 4 will find the princess.

2, most male readers know.

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Naruto jumped towards the highest point he could reach to get a clearer view on where he was. He had correctly assumed he was on some tree branch, so he had spent almost 30 minutes climbing to the highest point… He found climbing slightly easier now then the first time, with Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi. Well, it was understandable… Naruto was more or less a beginner at charka manipulation during that time, and if there was anything that Kakashi had not bothered teaching to Naruto is the finer arts of charka manipulation, unlike Ero-sennin. The old pervert put that on top of his training list, and every training program he made for Naruto had charka manipulation somewhere in it.

As Naruto reached the top, he was slowly making reluctant thanks to the old man training him. Even with Laharl's knowledge being passed down to him, without Ero-sennins help, he would not have learned as fast as he could.

If only Naruto knew… the old man was getting drunk again, after crying his eyes out.

Naruto scanned the horizon and his surroundings. He could see no sign of battle, no sign of movement. Wherever Ero-sennin and the ninja were, they weren't around. Slowly taking out charka from his the flat surface of his feet, he slowly slid down the tree. He began to pick up speed, yet that had not worried Naruto. He was used to traveling fast, after all, Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu demanded such speed, and whilst sliding down, he saw a woman on her underwear, apparently unconscious, slumped in a branch.

Naruto jumped away from the branch, did a front flip, landed on a leaf gently, and jumped to another, and another, and another, until he reached the woman who he saw.

She was indeed unconscious, and with Naruto's character, the boy just sighed, and bent down, and picked her up. He positioned her so that she would be hanging on his back, and made sure that she was secured before jumping away again, this time towards the east, or where he assumed was the east.

He stole a glance towards the girl who had earlier been rude to him, and now unconscious at his back. “You're lucky I'm nice, you know that?” he said silently.

To Be Continued…

NEXT: Pam and Pfil, two of the most dedicated, even if not decorated huntresses get a tip as they begin to hunt for the Princess, and rescue her from the vile male scum… Too bad Naruto is a male. Too bad both huntresses are facing against Naruto. XD Too bad… too bad.