Cyborg 009 Fan Fiction ❯ When Authors and Cyborgs Collide ❯ The Forest Dungeon! of DOOM! ( Chapter 6 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

TS: See? I can write quickly! I just posted chapter 5 and I'm already writing 6 so HAH!

Q.O.D: Who are you trying to convince?

TS: I… don't know. Oh here is an author note you WANT TO READ! No people I'm not lying. No it's not impossible. WOULD JUST LET ME FINISH?

Q.O.D: Who are you talking to this time?

TS: I'm predicting what they would say when they read this.

Audience: HURRY IT UP!

TS: Okay, okay

Anyone can join us! We'll fit you in somewhere! As long as the latest chapter says "We are accepting authors!" And as you can read I just said it! So please come join us! Inu really needs another guy.

Inu: I'm awash in a sea of estrogen. I'm just doomed being the only guy.

TS: Yes you are. (I love that line.)

Submit your profile by either e-mail or by review!

To Chrys:I'll call you Chrys or Midnight. You have submitted the clearest profile ever! THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! *Hugs Chrys* Name; Age, Powers, Fav Cyborgs, Height, and Description, and Weakness! This is what I need! And trust me with all the evil plot twists I have in store for the cyborgs they're going to need all the help! ::Insert your favorite evil laugh here::

TS:Next, the cyborgs want to have fun. And our idea of fun (Torturing them) is not theirs. (Wonder why?) Anyways next chapter is what we are calling a "Vacation Chapter" Meaning 1 of the cyborgs gets to have their idea of fun. And no 002 it cannot be torturing authors.

002: Drat. Why did I say drat?

TS: Kill a censor 10 more will take its place. (And yes censors Are consider "its")

002: *Is already being dragged off by M.C (Magician Cyborg)*

TS: *mumbles* At least he's out of my hair.*Normal voice* HEY INU!

Inu:What?

TS:We have more GIRLS joining us!

Inu: Where's a random wall when you need it?

TS: *Snaps fingers and Random Wall appears* There you go!

Inu: Thanks. *Bangs head on Random Wall*

TS: If you couldn't guess Inu is the ONLY Guy author here. The rest are girls. AIN'T IT GREAT? Here are the profiles!

Name: Midnight Chrysanthemum Age: 20 Hair: Dark blonde, shoulder-length Eyes: Blue, and I also wear glasses with thin blue frames Height: 5'4" Clothes: Light blue t-shirt with a white-collar, navy blue pants, White-and-blue sneakers. Favorite Cyborgs: I like all of the characters, but I'm particularly fond of 002, 004, 007 and 008. Powers: I have a knack for approaching problems logically and solving puzzles (TS: You'll need that). Also a good swimmer and a decent shot with a bow... though I'd prefer using a crossbow if I had the chance... (TS: Trust me you will. :: Again with an evil laugh here::) Weakness: When it becomes apparent that no logical approaches to a situation are working, I have a sad tendency to lose my temper and use the tried-and-true strategy of 'blast-it-'till-it's-dead'. (TS: Mine is, Blow up everything. THEN ask questions. Normally I forget the second step.) I also tend to have a dark sense of humor and can get very sarcastic. Godrina of the Cyborgs aka Godrina Eyes: blue-green eyes Age: 14 Hair: blonde hair with purple streaks dyed in Height: 5'6" Weight: 97 lbs Fav. Cyborgs: 002 and 008 Hated: want to kill...006 cuz I just don't like him Clothes: Always wear Red sweatpants that are black from the knees down (airbrushed that way!) and a green t-shirt with a drawstring hood that matches my eyes! Oh and a blue headband and blue and white running sneakers Powers: Fire-powers that let me make fireballs and stuff, and summon spirits to do my bidding, and can jump really high Rose9999 aka Ummmmm how's about Rose? Gender: Female
Age: usually I put myself as an immortal, so let's just say that I look 20
Fav Cyborg: 007 gotta love him!
Hated Cyborg: 009 he's too heroic for his own good
Powers and other stuff: I wear a black spaghetti strap tank top, jeans with holes in the knees, spike-heeled black boots, and spike chokers and cuffs. I have long blue hair in a high ponytail. I can do pretty much everything, like bestowing immortality and stuff. Go 007 my love! I also have a metallic right hand like 004.
I can make sugar appear out of nowhere!

Robowan99 aka Robowan

Age: 15 Gender: girl Eyes: brown Hair: brown, black at ends Clothes: cargo jeans, black tank top that says "i hate paying Attention" black sneakers Fav. Cyborg: 009 Hated cyborg:007 Race: Mexican Powers: keyboard of doom (make anyone say anything),speed (way faster Than 009)

TS: PLEASE REVIEW! It makes me so happy! So very happy! And Inu needs another guy to join him before he cracks his skull open. *Looks over at Inu*

Inu: *In between bangs & Twitching* I *bang* am *bang* so *bang* doomed. *Bang* doomed. *Bang* DOOMED!*More repetitive banging intertwined with the word doomed*

TS: Won't be too much longer.

~Narrator: This ends the prerecorded portion of the chapter. We now go live to the Authors and Cyborgs.

Doc Gilmore: AH-HEM!

Narrator: Oh uh yeah and 1 human.

Doc: I'm so alone.

Narrator: Yeah you are~

TS: *is in fetal position clutching her head* Brain…Hurts…. Pain.

003: What's wrong with her?

TS: declension…nominative…genitive…I FORGET!

Doc Gilmore: I recognize this.

002: Is it deadly? *Rubbing hands in that evil way*

Doc Gilmore: No. It's Latin overload.

007: *Remember 004? He's being shared between Leif and Rose* Latin overload?

Doc Gilmore: I had it when I studied Latin. It's a very complex language. The switch from serious brainwork to insanity has caused TS's brain to malfunction.

004: Well people actually like this story so we have to find a way to fix her.

Doc Gilmore: *Writes something down* 002 could you say this?

002: Hey Listen! Why-

Narrator: TS has woken up with the demonic look on her face.

TS: (I haven't said this in a while) DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *Grabs...a chainsaw? *

002: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Ignites jets and runs off, TS tries to follow but WW11 & Q.O.D hold her back*

TS: OH! I remember! I found out the coolest thing!

SC: Cartoon Network is showing the rest of Cyborg 009?

Windy: We get to keep 004?

BRE: I get 009?

Godrina: We can kill 006?

TS: NO! I HAVE A FLOOR!!!!

Everyone but TS: o_o

005: What?

TS: My mom cleaned my room and I have a floor!

003: Ummmmm. I don't mean to interrupt but could we move to the dungeon. We're doing the forest dungeon this chapter right?

TS: Actually we're…. not.

008: Why not?

TS: *points to TV where a girl looking partly like TS is working on the Big screen TV*

SC: Why is it partly like TS?

TS: Cause I have to relax my brain!

Girl behind TV: Wish I could.

Kat: Could you introduce us TS?

TS: Sure. Look at my pen name.

009: Trinity Star and Her Muses.

TS: Is muses plural or singular?

009: Plural.

TS: So she is…

009: A muse.

TS: You're so smart! *hugs Joe*

003: HEY!!!!!

TS: Hey what? I'm the author, thus almighty in my fanfictions.

Leif: INTRODUCE US TO HER! *Still sharing 007 with Rose* HEY! Narrator that makes me sound…. evil.

Narrator: YOU'RE AUTHORS!!!! YOU ARE E-

Leif: Gap between dimensions?

TS: No. Something much, much, MUCH worse.

Inu: Fangirls?

TS: I offer a meanwhile section to settle your curiosity.

~Meanwhile~

Narrator: Where did she send me?

Bad Actor Guy: Renaldo, I am your BROTHER!

Narrator: NO! IT CAN'T BE!!!!!!

Another Bad Actor Guy: He is your brother but I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

Narrator: AHHHHHHHHHH!! SOAP OPREAS!!! RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

~I'm ending this before I commit suicide~

WW11: You're so evil.

TS: Ain't it great?

Authoresses and Author: Yes it is.

Cyborgs: NO IT ISN'T!

Doc Gilmore: YOU FORGOT ME! AGAIN!

TS: So I could give you a dungeon, or I could kill you off, or maybe you'd like to join the narrator.

Doc Gilmore: NO!!!!!! LEAVE ME OUT ALMIGHTY ONE!!!!!

TS: You seem Tense.

Doc Gilmore: I'M NOT TENSE NO SIRRE BOB!!! *Banging head on random wall and a lot of twitching*

TS: W00t! I thought it would take till chapter 8 to break him.

*Pulls out that checklist and marks off Doc Gilmore, we see the narrator on there with a check mark by his name*

TS: HEY! DON'T READ OVER MY SHOULDER!!!!! *Banishes whoever filled in for the narrator to the gap between dimensions* Anyways where were we?

004: Uhhhhh, Girl behind TV.

TS: OH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Everyone this is Sarisie. She is the sane one.

Sarisie: WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE DOING THIS STORY!!!!

TS: Fix the TV and I buy you the latest shotgun upgrade.

006: How come-

TS: ALL RIGHT! WHO GAVE YOU A SPEAKING PART WHERE YOU ARE NOT SCREAMING?

006: How come I don't have fangirls like-

TS: Godrina & Inu. Have fun.

006: What do you-

Sarisie: If you want to live run. NOW!

006: *Runs away with Inu and Godrina on his tail*

TS: Well let me explain. The TV broke so we can't watch the dungeon. All we can do is read the meanwhile section.

~Meanwhile at the forest dungeon~

DB & 001: *Are still in the first room. The room is basically a courtyard with lines growing on the walls*

001: BOOM! *Twitching…again*

DB: He's still insane. *Grabs his basket and drags him along* Now according to the almighty script that TS gave me who said it randomly appeared when she thought up the story I'm supposed to be attacked by wolves. Now where are they?

Kyo (who, while the narrator is trapped in a bad soap opera will be taking over his job):

Wolves, which are actually critics, them being the same thing, Because of the ominous look of DB the wolves (Critics) are scared that DB will hurt them.

DB: Which I will if they come one step closer.

Kyo: I thought narrating text was to be only heard by the READERS!

DB: I'm an author. Plus I gave TS brownies. Do you know what I can do to you?

Kyo: TS SOMEONE'S THREANTED TO HURT ME!

TS's voice: *Chewing noises* Good brownies DB. Kyo you help DB. *Ummmmm can a voice disappear? *

Kyo: Sometimes I wish this fic was PG-13. Then I could curse.

DB: then I could make my powers more powerful.

Kyo: Drat. Why can't this be G?

DB: Can we move on?

Kyo: Just go.

DB dragging 001 who is twitching randomly enters a hallway in which a Big Skulltula quivers in fear on top of the ceiling not daring to go down for fear of fighting DB.

DB & 001 enter the lobby, which has four torches and an elevator. The torches are lit with flames of four different colors; purple, green, red, and blue.

DB: Wait there's supposed to be a cut-scene where four ghosts that are the same color as the torches appear and steal the fire causing the elevator that.

~Meanwhile~

Poe sisters: NO WAY!

TS: COME ON *Trying to drag them away* YOU HAVE TO GET THE TORCHES!

Meg (Purple Poe sister): We have toothpaste commercials in a bit so will you leave.

TS: You're ghosts. YOU DON'T USE TOOTHPASTE!

Amy (Green Poe sister): How do you know?

TS: YOU DON'T HAVE TEETH!!!!!!!

Joelle (Red Poe Sister): There are other uses.

TS: I don't want to know about that. It's probably more disturbing than the narrator's love life.

*Suddenly a sob is heard*

TS: The narrator? But he's still in the Soap Opera Universe. *Shrugs*

~Back to DB & and insane 001~

DB: Okay. It worked on 008. *Uses powers to grab a chunk of rock out of the ceiling and hits 001 over the head. Surprisingly he turns sane. * IT WORKED? *Random explosions are heard in the background (Remember DB's powers require her to stay calm at all times otherwise *

001: Apparently. The twitching has ceased.

DB: If you were insane you wouldn't use words liked ceased or apparently. Well since it seems the ghosts aren't coming we'll just go beat the boss.

DB and 001 climb onto the elevator and it descends.

~In the place where the elevator lead~

001: I thought you had to have a boss key.

DB: What am I?

001: An Authoooooooooooohhhhhhhh.

DB: Yes. *Walks up to door with a gold lock on it. DB then rips it off and throws it across the room. *

DB & 001 enter the bosses lair, which is a room with 6 walls, the same paintings on each of them. They walk to the center of the room.

DB: According to Almighty Script the boss is supposed to be here.

Kyo: Phantom Black Ghost App-

Random Guy: Phantom Black Ghost? Oh come on you pathetic author get- *gunshot is heard* Uhhhhh NEVERMIND ALL POWERFUL ONE!

Sarisie: *Blows smoke off of her shotgun*

Kyo: AS I WAS SAYING! Phantom Black Ghost appears riding a horse, then spears that came out of the ground block the entrance.

DB: *Breaks off spear and hits the horse causing it to disappear into blue flames*

P.B.G: HA! Take this! *chucks energy ball at DB*

DB: *hits the energy ball so hard when P.B.G tries to knock it back he stikes out and it hits him in the face causing him to go limp* That was easy.

[silence]

[more-

DB: WHERE IS THE CUT SCENCE? *More random explosions in background*

Kyo Dark Ominous Voice: *Monotone voice as if reading form script* You got lucky this time. When you fight the real me-

DB: Kyo. I know it's you. We can see the strikethrough in your name.

Kyo: OKAY! SO THE ACTORS ARE LATE!!!!! Anyways-

P.B.G: *Wakes up and disappears laughing evilly*

001: I thought that I'm supposed to beat the boss.

DB: And I thought your not supposed to have sugar.

001: NO!!!!!! I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT! *reaches under blankets in his basket and grabs a bag of sugar and he then proceeds to hug it*

A medallion piece floats down and lands in DB's hand.

Random Voice: You got a piece of the Medallion! Keep it safe! Otherw-

DB: Be quiet.

Random Voice: NEVER! YOU CAN NEVER SILENCE THE EVIL RANDOM VOICE! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

DB: I'm an author. You are not. 001! Time to go! *Grabs 001 and runs through a random portal*

~Back To the Cyborgs & Authors & 1 human~

002, 005, 008, and Inu are playing Mario Kart. Inu is winning. By 2 laps.

The Rest of them are taking bets.

Sarisie (Who has become an announcer): ANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDD Inu wins again!

TS & everyone who bet on the author: YAY! WE WIN MORE MONEY!

002: HE CHEATS! HE HAS TOO!

Inu: IT'S ALL SKILL!

DB: We're back. *Tosses the medallion piece to TS who does Wind Waker Link's boss defeated dance.*

TS: WAY TO GO DB! Oh and just to predict your reviews again. To prevent the authors from falling asleep again we decided to play Mario Kart. Inu has one me 50 bucks! W00T! Well next chapter is a "vacation chapter". 003, you pick!

003: SNOW DAY!

TS: All right next chapter we'll be playing in the snow!

Inu: SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!!!!!

TS: All right we'll have a snowball fight! Until then have fun, drink caffeine and REVIEW!!!!!

002: AUTHORS VS CYBORGS!

TS: *hits 002 over the head* For talking you have to say it again.

002: *mumble* Stupid Author…*Normal Voice* REVIEW EVERYONE!!