Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dragonball MSN ❯ So, ChiChi wants a Parrot... ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Amid_Much_Hysteria 
While Goku's family is busy spending their newly acquired money, Vegeta is being tormented by a mysterious stranger...
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.12.2006 | Updated On: 06.12.2006 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 509 | Status: Work In Progress
While Goku's family is busy spending their newly acquired money, Vegeta is being tormented by a mysterious stranger...
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.12.2006 | Updated On: 06.12.2006 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 509 | Status: Work In Progress
The following takes place in a secret friends only MSN chat room.
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So, Chichi Wants a Parrot
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Thu Gewd Gie says:
Chichi wants a parrot.
YamCha-Cha says:
o.O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
She says it’ll make our lives fuller…or more colorful, or something…
YamCha-Cha says:
Goku, I’ve been wondering…
Thu Gewd Gie says:
What Yamcha?
YamCha-Cha says:
Where are you guys getting all this money all of a sudden?
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Well Chichi’s decided one child going to college is enough.
YamCha-Cha says:
o.o
Hot Mamma has been added to the conversation.
Hot Momma says:
Kakkarot!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Hey, Vegeta! ^_^
Hot Momma says:
We need to talk.
YamCha-Cha says:
o.O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
What’s wrong?
Hot Momma says:
O.O What? Nothing’s wrong- why do you assume something’s wrong simply because I want to talk?! I’m fine- damn fine!! And I’ll blast the first one of you who says any different!!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
O_O
YamCha-Cha says:
o_O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Uh, sorry Vegeta I didn’t mean anything by it…
Hot Momma says:
Hn. No harm done. Let’s just stick to the matter at hand, and the matter is that you’ve got a deranged psychopath running a holy muck in your chat room!
YamCha-Cha says:
It’s ok Vegeta, you can call him Krillin. Everyone else does.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Rofl XD
Hot Momma says:
I’m serious!
YamCha-Cha says:
O.o so was I.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Sorry, Vegeta. You were saying? ^_^
Hot Momma says:
This “Chat Room” of yours is completely unstable!
YamCha-Cha says:
o_O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Why is that?
Hot Momma says:
Because, Kakkarot, there is a psychopath running loose!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
How do you know this Vegeta?
Hot Momma says:
…I saw him.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
What? When?!
Hot Momma says:
Yesterday -.-
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Yesterday?
Hot Momma says:
Yes, yesterday!! Yesterday, When you and I had assigned the conference!!! Yesterday, when I arrived on time for the conference!!! Yesterday!! When you never showed up for the conference!!!
YamCha-Cha says:
o.o
Thu Gewd Gie says:
o_o ooooh, no…I’m so sorry Vegeta! I completely forgot about that!
Hot Momma says:
-_- I know.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
I’m so sorry Vegeta =(
Hot Momma says:
We’ll talk about it later -.-
Thu Gewd Gie says:
^_^
Hot Momma says:
Now, we need to take action!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
How?
Hot Momma says:
We must find this maniac and geld him at once!
YamCha-Cha says:
Lol. Geld XD
Thu Gewd Gie says:
…I guess I don’t understand?
Hot Momma says:
O.O I was assaulted, Kakkarot! The man came out of literally nowhere and attacked me!!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
But …that’s impossible Vegeta, I only let friends and family in this room.
Hot Momma says:
Well, your security system is clearly lacking because this man- whomever he was-managed to break in, get comfortable and have himself a merry time indeed!!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Well that’s very nice, it sounds like you were a lovely host, Vegeta ^_^
Hot Momma says:
o.o
Hot Momma says:
He assaulted me!!!
YamCha-Cha says:
I imagine there are rocks on Pluto who heard you the first time -_-
Hot Momma says:
O.O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Wait, wait- calm down, Vegeta. So what happened?
Hot Momma says:
Yesterday, at our approximated time of conference, I showed up in this exact room- on time- only to be met by a man I didn’t know… I was assaulted! …I was alone …
YamCha-Cha says:
Lol.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Oh my gosh, Vegeta! Who was it?!
Hot Momma says:
I told you I don’t know who it was! He had some… beverage name…
Thu Gewd Gie says:
=( I’m so sorry Vegeta… then what happened?
Hot Momma says:
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FLASHBACK
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Hot Momma has been added to the conversation.
Hot Momma says:
Kakkarot?
Hot Momma says:
Ugh. That idiot.
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
Well, hello there…
Hot Momma says:
What? You’re not Kakkarot…
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
I’m whoever you want me to be >=}~
Hot Momma says:
Who are you and what are you doing here? This room is meant for members only, leave at once!
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
Down in the Main Lands I’m known as The Master…
Hot Momma says:
?
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
…of the ladies >=}~
Hot Momma says:
o.o
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
So, you come here often, Sweetness?
Hot Momma says:
I am not Sweetness!
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
Ooo, you’s a spicy little jalapeno, ain’t ya! That’s ok, I like ‘em feisty!!
Hot Momma says:
I am not little!
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of Nowhere says:
Ooo, I see now! Yer one o’ them hefty girls!
Hot Momma says:
What are you talking about? Kakkarot!?
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
You ever heard of a little thing called Cyber Lovin’ >=D~
Hot Momma says:
Kakkarot!!
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END FLASHBACK
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Hot Momma says:
I don’t want to talk about it.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
I’m soooo sorry Vegeta! Chichi needed the dry cleaning sent out =(
Hot Momma says:
Oh, you and your woman! Saiyans were never meant to be ruled by the dames!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
=( I’m sorry Vegeta.
Hot Momma says:
Hn -_-
Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Why don’t you just get a new screen name, Vegeta?
Hot Momma says:
What? When did you get here?! You see!! No security whatsoever!!
Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
-.-
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Piccolo’s right, why don’t you just get a new screen name?
Hot Momma says:
I don’t know how.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Oh, I could teach you! It’s really easy! ^-^
Hot Momma says:
…But… I don’t know what my name will be…
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Oh, enough with the excuses. Just let me help you! ^_^ I owe you.
Hot Momma says:
…Alright -_-
YamCha-Cha says:
I don’t see what the big deal is anyway, I think you should keep the name.
YamCha-Cha says:
It suits you ^_6
Hot Momma says:
You shut it!
YamCha-Cha says:
^-^
Thu Gewd Gie says:
I can show you the works any day, but now’s the fun! Picking a name! ^-^
Hot Momma says:
Right. I was thinking ‘Prince of Saiyans’
Thu Gewd Gie says:
o.o
YamCha-Cha says:
Hm.
Hot Momma says:
What? What’s wrong with it?
YamCha-Cha says:
Dude, Bo-Ring.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Yeah, Vegeta, that’s kind of…dull. Note the humorous flavor in each of our names.
Hot Momma says:
o.o
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Like…think of something that’s stereotypical about you then tweak it into a parody of itself.
YamCha-Cha says:
Well said.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
^-^ thank you.
Hot Momma says:
Well, forgive me, Kakkarot, if I don’t leap at a name that could have likely come from the mind and penmanship of a three year old.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
O.o I don’t know what you’re talking about Vegeta.
Hot Momma says:
-_-
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Oh! Oh! I’ve got one!!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
How bout ‘Vegetable Boy‘! =D
YamCha-Cha says:
XD lmao
Hot Momma says:
o_o…I’m doing you a favor, Kakkarot, by pretending I didn’t hear that.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
^-^
YamCha-Cha says:
Oh, my turn! My turn! Ok, ok, ok. *a’hem* ‘Lord of the Spandex’
Thu Gewd Gie says:
LOL!!!
YamCha-Cha says:
XD
Hot Momma says:
O.O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Oh, do another! Do another!
YamCha-Cha says:
Alright, hold on…
YamCha-Cha says:
Ok-ok-I got it! ‘Short and Sweet‘!!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
XD ROFL!!!
YamCha-Cha says:
XD
Hot Momma says:
What is this blasphemy!?!
YamCha-Cha says:
Calm down, man, we’re just trying to help you out!
Hot Momma says:
Do you know who you’re dealing with, human?!!
YamCha-Cha says:
Pouty Prince Petite!!
Hot Momma says:
Kakkarot?! You will let him speak to the only other left living in your bloodline this way?!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
STOP IT! Stop it!! I can’t take it- it’s just too funny!! XD
Hot Momma says:
I have the power to destroy you in an instant!!!
YamCha-Cha says:
=( Aww, is the wittle princey having a wittle tantwum?
Hot Momma says:
GAH!!
Hot Momma may not reply as his/her status has been set to offline.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
o.o well that was odd…
YamCha-Cha says:
Chah, tell me about it.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
So anyway, the parrot…
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Thanks you's:
DPFan4Ever- Lol! You make me all tingly inside with your silliness ^-^. thanks so much for sticking with me, and sorry this chapter took so long =/ but i think it's a good one! hope you like it =)
You may rise. now go forth and do my bidding -.-
JCA Saiyan- ah, my fellow Vegeta lover, you've come back to me ^-^
Yeah, goten is pretty cool...i guess o.O...lol! My two favs are of course vegeta and then the lovely Piccolo. i donno, something about that low voice...mmm.
anywho! thanks for the review, and thanks for sticking with me! ^_^ hope you like this chapter, and sorry it was so delayed.
SuperSanne- lol, thanks. it took me all of five seconds to come up with it ^-^
hope you liked this chapter as well!
Tixi- ah, finally a critic! ^-^
i really hate spelling errors, but i never quite catch them all. if you could point them out to me, i would gladly fix them at once!
i hope you like this chapter, and thanks for the review =)
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So, Chichi Wants a Parrot
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Thu Gewd Gie says:
Chichi wants a parrot.
YamCha-Cha says:
o.O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
She says it’ll make our lives fuller…or more colorful, or something…
YamCha-Cha says:
Goku, I’ve been wondering…
Thu Gewd Gie says:
What Yamcha?
YamCha-Cha says:
Where are you guys getting all this money all of a sudden?
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Well Chichi’s decided one child going to college is enough.
YamCha-Cha says:
o.o
Hot Mamma has been added to the conversation.
Hot Momma says:
Kakkarot!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Hey, Vegeta! ^_^
Hot Momma says:
We need to talk.
YamCha-Cha says:
o.O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
What’s wrong?
Hot Momma says:
O.O What? Nothing’s wrong- why do you assume something’s wrong simply because I want to talk?! I’m fine- damn fine!! And I’ll blast the first one of you who says any different!!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
O_O
YamCha-Cha says:
o_O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Uh, sorry Vegeta I didn’t mean anything by it…
Hot Momma says:
Hn. No harm done. Let’s just stick to the matter at hand, and the matter is that you’ve got a deranged psychopath running a holy muck in your chat room!
YamCha-Cha says:
It’s ok Vegeta, you can call him Krillin. Everyone else does.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Rofl XD
Hot Momma says:
I’m serious!
YamCha-Cha says:
O.o so was I.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Sorry, Vegeta. You were saying? ^_^
Hot Momma says:
This “Chat Room” of yours is completely unstable!
YamCha-Cha says:
o_O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Why is that?
Hot Momma says:
Because, Kakkarot, there is a psychopath running loose!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
How do you know this Vegeta?
Hot Momma says:
…I saw him.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
What? When?!
Hot Momma says:
Yesterday -.-
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Yesterday?
Hot Momma says:
Yes, yesterday!! Yesterday, When you and I had assigned the conference!!! Yesterday, when I arrived on time for the conference!!! Yesterday!! When you never showed up for the conference!!!
YamCha-Cha says:
o.o
Thu Gewd Gie says:
o_o ooooh, no…I’m so sorry Vegeta! I completely forgot about that!
Hot Momma says:
-_- I know.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
I’m so sorry Vegeta =(
Hot Momma says:
We’ll talk about it later -.-
Thu Gewd Gie says:
^_^
Hot Momma says:
Now, we need to take action!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
How?
Hot Momma says:
We must find this maniac and geld him at once!
YamCha-Cha says:
Lol. Geld XD
Thu Gewd Gie says:
…I guess I don’t understand?
Hot Momma says:
O.O I was assaulted, Kakkarot! The man came out of literally nowhere and attacked me!!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
But …that’s impossible Vegeta, I only let friends and family in this room.
Hot Momma says:
Well, your security system is clearly lacking because this man- whomever he was-managed to break in, get comfortable and have himself a merry time indeed!!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Well that’s very nice, it sounds like you were a lovely host, Vegeta ^_^
Hot Momma says:
o.o
Hot Momma says:
He assaulted me!!!
YamCha-Cha says:
I imagine there are rocks on Pluto who heard you the first time -_-
Hot Momma says:
O.O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Wait, wait- calm down, Vegeta. So what happened?
Hot Momma says:
Yesterday, at our approximated time of conference, I showed up in this exact room- on time- only to be met by a man I didn’t know… I was assaulted! …I was alone …
YamCha-Cha says:
Lol.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Oh my gosh, Vegeta! Who was it?!
Hot Momma says:
I told you I don’t know who it was! He had some… beverage name…
Thu Gewd Gie says:
=( I’m so sorry Vegeta… then what happened?
Hot Momma says:
-.-
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FLASHBACK
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Hot Momma has been added to the conversation.
Hot Momma says:
Kakkarot?
Hot Momma says:
Ugh. That idiot.
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
Well, hello there…
Hot Momma says:
What? You’re not Kakkarot…
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
I’m whoever you want me to be >=}~
Hot Momma says:
Who are you and what are you doing here? This room is meant for members only, leave at once!
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
Down in the Main Lands I’m known as The Master…
Hot Momma says:
?
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
…of the ladies >=}~
Hot Momma says:
o.o
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
So, you come here often, Sweetness?
Hot Momma says:
I am not Sweetness!
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
Ooo, you’s a spicy little jalapeno, ain’t ya! That’s ok, I like ‘em feisty!!
Hot Momma says:
I am not little!
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of Nowhere says:
Ooo, I see now! Yer one o’ them hefty girls!
Hot Momma says:
What are you talking about? Kakkarot!?
My Milkshake Brings All the Girls to a Secluded Island in the Middle of the Ocean says:
You ever heard of a little thing called Cyber Lovin’ >=D~
Hot Momma says:
Kakkarot!!
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END FLASHBACK
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Hot Momma says:
I don’t want to talk about it.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
I’m soooo sorry Vegeta! Chichi needed the dry cleaning sent out =(
Hot Momma says:
Oh, you and your woman! Saiyans were never meant to be ruled by the dames!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
=( I’m sorry Vegeta.
Hot Momma says:
Hn -_-
Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
Why don’t you just get a new screen name, Vegeta?
Hot Momma says:
What? When did you get here?! You see!! No security whatsoever!!
Green_is_the_new_Bald says:
-.-
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Piccolo’s right, why don’t you just get a new screen name?
Hot Momma says:
I don’t know how.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Oh, I could teach you! It’s really easy! ^-^
Hot Momma says:
…But… I don’t know what my name will be…
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Oh, enough with the excuses. Just let me help you! ^_^ I owe you.
Hot Momma says:
…Alright -_-
YamCha-Cha says:
I don’t see what the big deal is anyway, I think you should keep the name.
YamCha-Cha says:
It suits you ^_6
Hot Momma says:
You shut it!
YamCha-Cha says:
^-^
Thu Gewd Gie says:
I can show you the works any day, but now’s the fun! Picking a name! ^-^
Hot Momma says:
Right. I was thinking ‘Prince of Saiyans’
Thu Gewd Gie says:
o.o
YamCha-Cha says:
Hm.
Hot Momma says:
What? What’s wrong with it?
YamCha-Cha says:
Dude, Bo-Ring.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Yeah, Vegeta, that’s kind of…dull. Note the humorous flavor in each of our names.
Hot Momma says:
o.o
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Like…think of something that’s stereotypical about you then tweak it into a parody of itself.
YamCha-Cha says:
Well said.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
^-^ thank you.
Hot Momma says:
Well, forgive me, Kakkarot, if I don’t leap at a name that could have likely come from the mind and penmanship of a three year old.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
O.o I don’t know what you’re talking about Vegeta.
Hot Momma says:
-_-
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Oh! Oh! I’ve got one!!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
How bout ‘Vegetable Boy‘! =D
YamCha-Cha says:
XD lmao
Hot Momma says:
o_o…I’m doing you a favor, Kakkarot, by pretending I didn’t hear that.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
^-^
YamCha-Cha says:
Oh, my turn! My turn! Ok, ok, ok. *a’hem* ‘Lord of the Spandex’
Thu Gewd Gie says:
LOL!!!
YamCha-Cha says:
XD
Hot Momma says:
O.O
Thu Gewd Gie says:
Oh, do another! Do another!
YamCha-Cha says:
Alright, hold on…
YamCha-Cha says:
Ok-ok-I got it! ‘Short and Sweet‘!!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
XD ROFL!!!
YamCha-Cha says:
XD
Hot Momma says:
What is this blasphemy!?!
YamCha-Cha says:
Calm down, man, we’re just trying to help you out!
Hot Momma says:
Do you know who you’re dealing with, human?!!
YamCha-Cha says:
Pouty Prince Petite!!
Hot Momma says:
Kakkarot?! You will let him speak to the only other left living in your bloodline this way?!
Thu Gewd Gie says:
STOP IT! Stop it!! I can’t take it- it’s just too funny!! XD
Hot Momma says:
I have the power to destroy you in an instant!!!
YamCha-Cha says:
=( Aww, is the wittle princey having a wittle tantwum?
Hot Momma says:
GAH!!
Hot Momma may not reply as his/her status has been set to offline.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
o.o well that was odd…
YamCha-Cha says:
Chah, tell me about it.
Thu Gewd Gie says:
So anyway, the parrot…
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Thanks you's:
DPFan4Ever- Lol! You make me all tingly inside with your silliness ^-^. thanks so much for sticking with me, and sorry this chapter took so long =/ but i think it's a good one! hope you like it =)
You may rise. now go forth and do my bidding -.-
JCA Saiyan- ah, my fellow Vegeta lover, you've come back to me ^-^
Yeah, goten is pretty cool...i guess o.O...lol! My two favs are of course vegeta and then the lovely Piccolo. i donno, something about that low voice...mmm.
anywho! thanks for the review, and thanks for sticking with me! ^_^ hope you like this chapter, and sorry it was so delayed.
SuperSanne- lol, thanks. it took me all of five seconds to come up with it ^-^
hope you liked this chapter as well!
Tixi- ah, finally a critic! ^-^
i really hate spelling errors, but i never quite catch them all. if you could point them out to me, i would gladly fix them at once!
i hope you like this chapter, and thanks for the review =)