Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Z Fighters Anonymous ❯ Z Fighters Anonymous ( Chapter 1 )

Random dude from street:Hey everybody, the meeting of ZFA is now in session, new members go first.

Goten: Hi, my name is Goten

Everybody:HI GOTEN

Goten: I'm here today because i'm addicted to marijuana

Trunks:Marijauna.....What the fuck, marijuana aint a drug, hell i used to suck dick for coke...now thats an addiction!....u ever sucked dick for marijuana!?

Goten: No, i...uh...cant say that I have.....

Trunks:Thought not, now sit down u sickass fuck

Goten:Aight

Random dude:NEXT!

Piccolo:Hi my name is Piccolo

Everyone:Hi Piccolo!

Piccolo:I'm here because i'm addicited to Gohan.

Gohan:What....why..is everyone....staring at me????...gohan is rice....

Group:Oh yah

Goten: Hold up yo, rice aint no drug, i do believe Piccolo and Gohan be doing da nasty deed!

Trunks:Damn, u actually sounded intelligent there

Goten: Shut up!

Trunks:*starts crying* Your so.....MEAN..*runs out of room*

Vegeta:Damn...my son is a fucking puss.....i'm so ashamed*lights one up*AH...thats the stuff!

Goku: DAMN U PICCOLO!*runs up to podium and crashes through it hitting Piccolo in the gut*

Gohan:MR PICCOLO!*powers up to SSJ2 and tackles his dad outta the way*

Piccolo:I LOVE LITTLE SAIYANS!*as they both teleport out of room*

Goku: That was...fucked....*passes out*

Random Dude:Whos next?

Vegeta: Hi. my name is Vegeta.

Group: Hi Vegeta!

Vegeta:I'm here because i have marital problems, i'm cheating on my wife....I'M SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF*breaks down and crys like a little woman*

Bulma:DAMMIT VEGGIE....u said it was the last time!!!!!!!!!!!U ASSHOLE!*runs out of room*

Trunks:Jesus H Christ.....my dad is a dickless dick....this sux*lights one up* ah.....sweet!

Vegeta:Fuck this....come on Chi-Chi lets go!

Chi-Chi: Oh yes, u hulking saiya-jin stud...lets fuck!

Vegeta: In public....but they'd see my....well....

Chi-Chi: Huh?

Vegeta: Nevermind*teleports out with Chi-Chi*

Random dude:Anyone else?

Trunks: Hi my name is Trunks.

Group: Hi Trunks

Goten:WUSS!

Trunks: Dammit....Goten.....i dont have to take your shit*fires ki beam through Goten's pants*

Goten:OWWWWWWWWW....i'm outta...here*teleports to hospital*

Trunks:I'm here today becuz i'm a man.....and...i'm growing breasts!

Group: Holy fucking shit!

Trunks:Thought u'd say that.....its becuz i'm addicted to weed...

*crickets chirp, pin drops....room is empty*

Trunks: The hell?*as he sees a group gathering outside*

Trunks: Why is everyone standing outside?
*group is staring at vegeta and chi-chi doin' it in the town square*

Trunks: But i thought.......he was....impo....

Vegeta: Shut up boy, i switched dicks with u, while u where sleeping last night!..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Trunks: NO........DAMMIT............NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!