Fan Fiction ❯ Johnny's Birthday Bash ❯ The Invites ( Prologue )

Bob J: Yo this is my first fanfic, so cut me some slack. Yo Sol, do the disclaimer.

Sol: Why?

Bob J: Free cigarettes and beer for the rest of your immortal life.

Sol: Hell yeah! Guilty Gear and its characters belong to Daisuke Ishiwatari, not Bob J. If it did, I would be the king of the world, Ky would be in Jail as Potemkin's playmate, I-No would be my bitch, and we would all know who the hell That Man is.

Bob J: Now on to the story.

"Johnny's Birthday Bash"

Chapter 1: The Invites

It was a warm, October day outside the Mayship, and Johnny's birthday was just in a few days. He was already in distress because May had been talking about his birthday like it was her own. Hell, he could hear her now.

May: Hey, get this place cleaned up you slackers! Johnny's birthday is comin'! Dizzy! Get those wings to work! (In this story, Necro and Undine can detach themselves from Dizzy, and walk around in their own respective bodies.)

Necro: Shove it, bitch! Do It In Da Butt!

Undine: Necro!

Necro: What? It's a popular song! Do it in da butt! Awww, sexy sexy!

Dizzy: Necro!

Necro: Aww, f*ck it!

Dizzy: Gasp!

Undine: Bastard…

May: Dizzy… DID YOU HEAR ME?!

Dizzy: Yes Ma'am! ((O_O))

Johnny: Sigh…

(The next day)

May: Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, May?

May: Who are you going to invite to the party?

Johnny: Don't know! You handle it!

May: Okie Dokie! ^_^ Lessee here… hey, do you wanna invite Axl?

Johnny: Yeah, sure whatever.

May: Okay! How about Anji Mito and Baiken?

Johnny: Yeah, yeah.

May: Great! And Sol?

Johnny: You can if you want, but I don't think Sol would come.

May: Why not?

Johnny: You know how Sol is.

May: Gay?

Johnny: You think so?

May: I dunno…

Johnny: Naw, he just doesn't like to be around people.

May: Ah. Ooh, how about…

Dizzy: How about Bridget?

Johnny: Bridget? That… that… creepy kid?!

Dizzy: He's not creepy! He's just… expressing himself!

May: Dizzy… when a guy dresses up in girl's clothes and claims that

he goes through menstrual cycles as well, that's what you call creepy.

Johnny: I'm still scarred from the time I tried to hit on him.

May/Dizzy: ((O_O))

Necro: HEHEHEHE! Fag!

Undine: Necro… what about the time you grabbed Testament's ass?

Necro: Guh…! That… was by accident, Undine.

Undine: Yeah… sure, Necro, accident my ass.

Necro: I thought he was a girl, I was high on shrooms!

Dizzy: Where in the Devil's Resting Place did you find shrooms?

Necro: You'd be surprised…

May: ANYWAYS… How about…

Testament: What about me?

Dizzy: Testament!

Testament: Normally, I wouldn't be around you humans, but for Dizzy's sake, I will be at the

party.

May: Okay, I guess Testament's invited. -_-0 How about Ky?

Johnny: Ky? What if he tries to arrest us?

May: He won't if he's invited. Besides we're not doing anything wrong, we're just havin' a party!

Johnny: I see… Yeah, he can come.

May: Yippee! ^_^ How about Jam?

Johnny: Yup. (Man that Chinese chick kicks high, and that lil' dress…! Too bad she's hung all over

Ky…T_T)

May: Great! What about Zappa?

Johnny: Hmm… (He's cool… but that damn spirit! She's like a reject from The Ring or somethin'.)

Yeah, sure May.

May: How about Chipp, Millia, Venom?

Johnny: Yeah.

May: I-No?

Testament: That woman? Of all of the people, why her?!

May: She can provide music.

Johnny: I dunno… remember what happened last time she was on this ship?

Testament: I remember…

Dizzy: Yeah, Necro took over and went on a killing spree!

Necro: No I didn't! I was high!

All but Necro: ON WHAT?!

Necro: -_-0 Uh… Johnny's private stash?

May: Johnny? What is he talking about?

Johnny: Uh… (I'll get you for this, Necro!)

Necro: Johnny smokes pot! I smoke with him when Dizzy and Undine are asleep!

Johnny: That's it! You're dead! [Tackles Necro and pummels him]

May: Calm down, Johnny! [Tugs on Johnny's trenchcoat]

Necro:X_X Ooowwww…

Undine: ^_^

Johnny: Let's just send the invites!! >_<

Bob J: Sorry, this chapter ain't all that funny, but the story gets better, I promise! Read and review, or Sol will roast your ass!

Sol: Yeah, listen to the ravings of a mad black man!

Next Chapter: The Invitees!