Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ 101(so it's only 38) uses for clouds hair. ❯ The start! ( Chapter 1 )

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101 ueses for clouds hair.

1. Hood ornament
2. Play a mean trick on somebody! You can use it to pop their car's tires.
3. Handy weapon. Why doesn't Cloud just headbutt enemies?
4. Can opener
5. Sideshow attraction
6. Battering ram
7. Living proof on why you should never mix Rogaine and Viagra
8. A cheap alternative to missles! Just strap some dynamite to him and drop Cloud out of a plane! (ok, so he won't be a smart missle...)
9. A failed experiment for humans to have the same defense as porcupines
10. "Concealed" weapon
11. Blade sharpener
12. Lock pick
13. Screwdriver
14. Flag pole
15. Lightning rod
16. Coat rack
17. Shishkabob
18. Stake for driving through a vampire's heart
19. For those "hard to reach places"
20. The real reason the Titanic sank!
21. Krazyglue poster boy
22. Spear fishing
23. Nail file
24. Pick-axe
25. Cleaning rod for Vincent's shotgun
26. Obscene torture device
27. Scaring small children on Halloween (any time of the year, actually...)
28. Letter opener
29. Bull fighting weapon
30. Scalpel
31. Grappling hook!
32. An extra step. (Just tall enough to reach the vents.)
33. Johnny Bravo's role modle.
34. A sheild. (It looks like it can with stand a lazer.)
35. Speed bump.
36. Baby carrier. (Just wrap the babe in, and your ready!)
37. Guiness Record. Most hair jell used in one day!
38. Unicorn Poser.