Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ Fire emblem: TEH FAN FIC!!! ❯ WTFX HAXOR?!?!?!?!???!?! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Ike: I am so tired Planky. My fathers death has caused me so much pain, and it hurts so bad and-
Mist: IIIIKKKEEEE!!!! ROLF WAS BUWWYING ME AGAIN!!!!
Ike:...no he wasnt
Mist: YES HE WAS!!! HE PASSED OUT WHEN HE ATE MY FOOD!!!
Ike:.. You consider that 'buwwying'?
Shinon:Sorry to inturept you but... A couple hundred random bandits have somehow all settled their differences to attack a mercany base.
Ike:...and this concerns me how
Shinon: *self face palm*
Mist: OOOOHHHH LOOK IKE THE CIELINGS TURNING WEIRD COLORS, IS MAKING ME DIZZY!!!
Ike:What...what did you put in the cookies this time mist?!?!?!
Soren: No Ike, look the ceiling actually is tuning purple...
Ike: Woah wtfx... Has tennotsukai been modding again? ;]
Me: umm.... I reserve the right to remain silent!!!!
Lyn:NOW ELIWOOD KILL THE DRAGON DUDE!!!!
*eliwood leaps at Mist*
*mist pwnz eliwood*
Eliwood: Little girl hurt me...T_T
Haruko: LUNCH TIME *explodes*
Ike: wtf this isnt furi kuri!!!!
Takum: Yes it is
Ike:...no it isnt
Takum: Aww da** looks like tennotsukai has been modding again!!!
Me:WTF NO I HAVENT!!!!!!
Mist its okay to feel sad!! *begins doing the leek spin*
Me: *is hypnotized*
Takum:*falls asleep*
Haruko:*begins screaming loudly*
Lyn:.... this is stupid.... I'm leaving
Me: No your not!!! I MOD TO MAKE YOU ALL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!! *evil laughter*