Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Fruits Basket Couple Idol ❯ Fruits Basket Couple Idol ( Chapter 1 )

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Fruits Basket Couple Idol
 
Character and their Colors
 
Announcer - Black
Yuki - Grey
Tohru - Lavender
Kyo - Orange
Nedico - Sky Blue
Ayame - Silver
Shigure - Blue
Akito - Dark Red
Hatori - Brown
Haru - Red
Rin - Violet
Kisa - Gold
Hiro - Green
Kagura - Pink
Momiji - Yellow
Yuki and Tohru - Blue Grey
Kyo and Nedico - Tan
Hiro and Kisa - Lime
Haru and Rin - Plum
Tohru and Nedico - Indigo
Yuki and Kyo - White Pink
Everyone - Rainbow
 
Contestants
 
Haru and Rin
Hiro and Kisa
Kyo and Nedico
Yuki and Tohru
 
Judges
 
Shigure
Ayame
Hatori
Akito
 
People in the Seats
 
Kagura
Momiji
 
Announcer - Hello everyone and welcome to our Fruits Basket Couple Idol! Meet our judges! Ayame Sohma!
 
Ayame - HELLO ALL!!
 
Announcer - Hatori Sohma!
 
Hatori - *small wave*
 
Announcer - Shigure Sohma!
 
Shigure - Hello everyone!
 
Announcer - And last, but not least Akito Sohma.
 
Akito - *gives a small smirk*
 
Announcer - Alright! Now that you've met the judges, let's bring out our first couple, Haru and Rin Sohma!
 
I Don't Dance
High School Musical 2
 
(Rin) Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
 
(Haru) I've go to just do my thing.
 
(Rin) Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
I'll show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It's easy:
Step up to the plate, start swingin.
 
(Haru)I wanna play ball now, and that's all.
This is what I do.
It ain't no dance that you can show me.
 
(Rin) You'll never know it you never try.
 
(Haru) There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time YEAH.
 
(Rin) Come on!
 
(Haru) I don't dance.
 
(Rin)I know you can.
 
(Haru) Not a chance.
 
(Rin) If I could do this, well, you could do that.
 
(Haru) But I don't dance.
 
(Rin)Hit it out of the park!
 
(Haru) I don't dance.
 
(Rin) I say you can.
 
(Haru) There's not a chance.
 
(Rin) Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.
 
(Haru) I don't dance, no.
 
(Rin) Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
 
(Haru) I've go to just do my thing.
 
(Rin) Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
Two-steppin, now you're up to bat.
Bases loaded, do your dance.
It's easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it.
 
(Haru) I've got what it takes, playin my game, so you better spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, YEAH.
I'll show you how I swing.
 
(Rin) You'll never know if you never try.
 
(Haru)There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time. YEAH.
 
(Rin) Come on!
 
(Haru) I don't dance.
 
(Rin) I know you can.
 
(Haru) Not a chance.
 
(Rin) If I could do this, well, you could do that.
 
(Haru) But I don't dance.
 
(Rin) Hit it out of the park!
 
(Haru)I don't dance.
 
(Rin) I say you can.
 
(Haru) There's not a chance.
 
(Rin) Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.
 
(Haru) I don't dance, no.
 
(Rin) Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance.
 
(Haru)I wanna play ball, not dance hall.
I'm makin a triple, not a curtain call.
 
(Rin) I can prove it to you till you know it's true, `cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too.
 
(Haru) You're talkin a lot; show me what you got. STOP.
 
(Both) Swing!
 
(Rin) HEY
Come on, swing it like this.
Oh, swing!
 
(Haru) Ooh
 
(Rin) Jitterbug…just like that.
That's what I mean; that's how you swing.
 
(Haru) You make a good pitch but I don't believe.
 
(Rin)I say you can.
 
(Haru) I know I can't.
 
(Both) I don't dance.
 
(Music plays)
 
(Rin) You can do it.
 
(Haru)I don't dance, no.
 
(Rin) Nothin' to it. Atta boy, atta boy. YEAH.
 
(Haru) Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?
 
(Rin) One, two, three, four, everybody swing!
 
(Both) COME ON!
 
(Haru)I don't dance.
 
(Rin) I know you can.
 
(Haru) Not a chance.
 
(Rin) If I could do this, well, you could do that.
 
(Haru) But I don't dance.
 
(Rin) Hit it out of the park!
 
(Haru) I don't dance.
 
(Rin) I say you can.
 
(Haru) There's not a chance.
 
(Rin) Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.
 
(Haru) I don't dance, no (holds note).
 
Announcer - WOW! What a song! Let's see what are judges have to say.
 
Ayame - That was WONDERFUL! 9!
 
Shigure - Good job you two! 9 as well!
 
Hatori - Isn't that song suppose to have two guys singing it?
 
Rin - So? Sure it's supposed to be two guys, but it still works well.
 
Hatori - True….7.
 
Akito - Humph…3
 
Rin and Haru - *glare*
 
Announcer - Ok! Next up is Hiro and Kisa!
 
Love Will Find a Way
The Lion King 2
 
 
(Kisa)
In a perfect world
One we've never known
We would never need
To face the world alone
They can have their world
We'll create our own
I may not be brave or strong or smart
But somewhere in my secret heart

I know love will find a way
Anywhere I go, I'm home
If you are there beside me
Like dark turning into day
Somehow we'll come through
Now that I've found you
Love will find a way

(Hiro)
I was so afraid
Now I realize
Love is never wrong
And so it never dies
There's a perfect world
Shining in your eyes
 
(Both)
And if only they could feel it, too
The happiness I feel with you
They'd know love will find a way
Anywhere we go, we're home
If we are there together
Like dark turning into day
Somehow we'll come through
Now that I've found you
Love will find a way

I know love will find a way
Anywhere I go, I'm home
If we are there together
Like dark turning into day
Somehow we'll come through
Now that I've found you
Love will find a way
I know love will find a way
I know love will find a way
 
Announcer - Awww! So cute! Judges!
 
Ayame - *sniffle* so…cute….10!!!
 
Shigure - Very cute. 10!!
 
Hatori - It's was very well sang. 10.
 
Akito - BLEH! 2!
 
Hiro - *glares*
 
Announcer - Harsh. Next up is Kyo and Nedico Sohma!
 
Akito - BOOOOO!
 
Kyo - AH SHUT UP! *looks out into the crowed and looks at Kagura* e.o;
 
Kagura - *is holding up a sign that says “I LOVE YOU KYO!”*
 
Nedico - *glares*
 
ComeWhat May
Moulin Rouge
 
(Kyo)
Never knew I could feel like this
Like I've never seen the sky before
I want to vanish inside your kiss
Every day I'm loving you more and more
Listen to my heart, can you hear it sings
Telling me to give you everything
Seasons may change, winter to spring
But I love you until the end of time
 
Come what may
Comewhat may
I will love you until my dying day
 
(Nedico)
Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
Suddenlyit moves with such a perfect grace
 
(Both)
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste
 
(Nedico)
It all revolves around you
 
(Both)
And there's no mountain too high
No river too wide
Sing out this song I'll be there by your side
Storm clouds may gather
And stars may collide
 
(Kyo)
But I love you
 
(Nedico)
I Love you
 
(Both)
Untilthe end of time
Come what may
Come what may
I will love you until my dying day
Oh, come what may, come what may
 
(Kyo)
I will love you
 
(Nedico)
I will love you
Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
 
(Both)
Come what may
Comewhat may
I will love you until my dying
day(holds note)
 
 
Announcer - *sniffle* Beautiful. Judges?
 
Shigure - *is writing something*
 
Nedico - SHIGURE!!!
 
Shigure - O.O *sits on the papers and coughs* Well you two did very well. 10.
 
Ayame - *is sniffling, too* Beautiful! 10!!
 
Kyo - *mumbles to self*
 
Hatori - I really liked it. 10.
 
Akito - FEH! 0!!
 
Kyo - YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
 
Akito - THE HELL I CAN! 0!!
 
Nedico - *mumbles* Bastard.
 
Kyo - *mumbles back* I'll say…
 
Announcer -Wow. NOW THAT was harsh. Now our last couple! Yuki and Tohru!
 
Ayame - GO MY LITTLE BROTHER!
 
Yuki - Omg shut up…
 
Kyo - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 
Yuki - Now you BETTER shut up!
 
Kyo - Make me!
 
Yuki -I'd be glad to!
 
Tohru - Both of you SHUT THE FUCK UP!
 
Yuki - O.O
 
Kyo - O.O
 
Everyone - O.O
 
Tohru - ….What…?
 
Nedico - She's been around me to much.
 
Everyone - I'll say!
 
Nedico and Tohru - O.O
 
Announcer - JUST START SINGING!
 
Yuki and Tohru - Ok ok!
 
Anything You Can Do (I can do Better)
Bernadette Peters
 
(Tohru)
Anything you could do, I could do better
 
(Yuki)
Hah!
 
(Tohru)
I can do anything better than you!
 
(Yuki)
No you can't!
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can!
 
(Yuki)
No you can't!
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can!
 
(Yuki)
No you can't!
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can!
Yes I can!
 
(Yuki)
Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you!
 
(Tohru)
No you're not!
 
(Yuki)
Yes I am!
 
(Tohru)
No you're not!
 
(Yuki)
Yes I am!
 
(Tohru)
No you're not!
 
(Yuki)
Yes I am!
Yes I am!
 
I can shoot a partridge
Witha single cartridge
 
(Tohru)
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow
 
(Yuki)
I can live on bread and cheese
 
(Tohru)
Andonly on that?
 
(Yuki)
You bet!
 
(Tohru)
So can a rat!
 
(Yuki gives her a deep glare)
 
(Yuki)
Any note you can sing
I can sing higher
 
(Tohru)
I can sing any note higher than you.
 
(Yuki)
No you can't
 
(Tohru)
Yes Ican
 
(Yuki)
No you can't
 
(Tohru)
Yes Ican
 
(Yuki)
No you can't
 
(Tohru)
Yes Ican
 
(Yuki)
No you can't(goes high)
 
(Tohru)
YES I CAN! (goes higher)
 
(Yuki)
How do you sing that high?
 
(Tohru)
I'm a girl!!
 
(Yuki blinks in confusion)
 
(Yuki)
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
 
(Tohru)
I can say anything softer than you
 
(Yuki)
No you can't(soft)
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can(softer)
 
(Yuki)
No you can't(softer)
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can(real soft)
 
(Yuki)
No you can't(even softer)
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can(really really really soft)
YES I CAN!
 
(Yuki)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker
 
(Tohru)
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker
 
(Yuki: Oh yeah that's better.)
 
(Yuki)
I can open any safe
 
(Tohru)
Without being caught?
 
(Yuki)
Ts-You Bet
 
(Tohru)
That's what Ithought u crook!
 
(Yuki)
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer
 
(Tohru)
I can hold any note longer than you
 
(Yuki)
No you can't
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can
 
(Yuki)
No you can't
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can
 
(Yuki)
No you can't(holds it kinda long)
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can
Yes I(holds note really long)
Can…
 
(Yuki)
YES YOU CAN(holds long)!!!!!!!!!
 
(Yuki)
Where do you keep all that air?
 
(Tohru)
Humph
 
(Yuki)
Oh
 
(Yuki: Wtf does that mean?)
 
Anything you can say
I can say faster
 
(Tohru)
I can say anything faster than you
 
(Yuki)
.....No you can't(fast)
 
(Tohru)
Yes-I-can(faster)
 
(Yuki)
No-you-can't(faster)
 
(Tohru)
YesIcan(real fast)
 
(Yuki)
Noyoucan't(even faster)
 
(Tohru)
YesIcan(the fastest)
 
(Yuki)
I can jump a hurdle
 
(Tohru)
I can wear a girdle
 
(Yuki)
I can knit a sweater
 
(Tohru)
I can fill it better
 
(Yuki)
I can do most anything
 
(Tohru)
Can you bake a pie?
 
(Yuki)
No
 
(Tohru)
Neither can I…
 
(Yuki: Liar…)
 
(Yuki)
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter
 
(Tohru)
I can sing anything sweeter than you
 
(Yuki)
No you can't(sweet)
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can(sweeter)
 
(Yuki)
No you can't(sweeter)
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can(even sweeter)
 
(Yuki)
No you can't(even sweeter)
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can(really sweet)
 
(Yuki)
No you can't(really really sweet)
 
(Tohru)
Oh yes I can(really really really sweet)
 
(Yuki)
No you can't, can't, can't
 
(Tohru)
Yes I can, can, can
 
(Tohru) Yes I can/ (Yuki) No you can't
 
 
Announcer - Wow! Real completive! Judges!
 
Ayame - Wonderful my little brother!! 10!!!!
 
Yuki - *rolls eyes*
 
Shigure - Well done you two! 10!
 
Hatori - It was ok. 9
 
Akito - Meh…8
 
Announcer - Alright then! Let's tally everything!
 
Haru and Rin - 28
 
Hiro and Kisa - 32
 
Kyo and Nedico - 30
 
Kyo - THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! YOU CAN'T VOTE 0!!
 
Akito - Yes you can now shut up.
 
Yuki and Tohru - 37
 
Kyo - T.T I really hate you all.
 
Announcer - Alright! First place goes to Yuki and Tohru! *hands them their first place ribbons* Second place goes to Hiro and Kisa! *hands them their second place ribbons* and Third place goes to Kyo and Nedico! *hands them their third place ribbons*
 
Kyo - Feh…
 
Nedico -Hey…At least we placed.
 
Kyo - Feh…
 
Momiji - I think you all did well!
 
Kagura - I think so also, but Kyo did it the BEST!! *clings to Kyo*
 
Kyo - GET OFF ME!! *pushes her off and hides behind Nedico*
 
Nedico - Back the fuck off! Kyo is mine!
 
Kyo - YEAH…wait what…
 
Nedico - o.o…U-Uh…*blushes*
 
Kyo - *smilesslylyand raises an eye brow, crossing arms*
 
Nedico - …I'm this way *walks off*
 
Kyo - Uh huh *follows after her*
 
Kagura - UHG! *stomps off*
 
Tohru - Wow…wait where'd everyone go? *looks around, then looks at Yuki*
 
Yuki - I dunno…*looks back at her* Wanna go for a walk?
 
Tohru - Sure *smiles*
 
Yuki - *holds arm out smiling*
 
Tohru - *blushes and hooks arm with his*
 
Yuki and Tohru - *walk out*
 
Announcer - Well that's the end! Tune in for the next idol! INUYASHA!!! Bye all you watchers out there!
THE END!!