GetBackers Fan Fiction ❯ Midou and Niece ❯ Uncle Snake-For-Brains ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

~~~~~~~~~At the Honky Tonk~~~~~~~~~~~


Genji: Wow, Ban, I never knew you had a niece! ^_^


Ban: Yeah well.....I dont talk about her much.


Me: Uncle Ban, you're ashamed of me?! *teary eyes*


Ban: I didnt say that....


Me: Then how come we couldnt listen to rap music in the car?!


Ban: What does that have to do with anything?!


Me: I wanted to listen to my Missy Elliot cd and then you threw it out the window!


Ban: Listen, I do not want of that trash music on in my car!


Me: *cries* because you're ashamed of me!


Ban: I AM NOT ASHAMED OF YOU!


Me: *crying* then why are you yelling at me?!



Anyway, all that noise, yelling and shouting made a certain beastmaster enter the Honky Tonk. He instantly noticed the niece and uncle sitting at the bar stools arguing.



Shido: Hey....what's all that yelling about?


Genji: Hi Shido!


Shido: Who's the girl?


Genji: This is Natsumi-chan! She's Ban's niece! ^_^


Natsumi: *comes out from the back of the restaraunt* Did someone call me?


Ban: Oh yeah, I forgot........Natsumi, this is my niece Natsumi.


Genji: Wow! Two Natsumis! ^_^


Shido: Your niece? Through marriage, right?*sits on a stool*


Ban: Blood.



Shido stared at the girl. It's quite uncommon for an asian man to come up with a black niece. He
figured he had better not ask. That would be quite rude. Just then Paul came out from the back of the Honky Tonk. He set a pizza in front of Natsumi.



Paul: Here's a pizza on the house.


Me: Yay!


Ban: WHAT?! WHY DOES SHE GET A FREE PIZZA?!


Natsumi: Ban, you and Genji havent paid off your tabs yet. ^_^


Me: *starts eating pizza*mmm.....delicious!


Ban: *drools* Uh....Natsumi....


Me: Yes, Uncle Ban?


Ban: How about sharing that pizza with your favorite uncle? ^_^


Me: *blinks* no, thanks. *resumes eating*


Ban: aww come on! *trying to restrain himself* Just a single slice?


Me: Uh....no....*keeps eating*


Ban: aaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhhh! GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!


Me: *smushes hot pizza cheese in Ban's face*


Ban: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! IT'S IN MY EYES! *runs around crazily*


Shido: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Ban: *crashes in wall, hits the ground*


Genji: Ban, are you okay?!


Ban: @_@


Me: *gets up, runs over to Ban* Uncle Ban, are you okay? *drags him over to the bar*


Ban: ugh..........


Me: Gee.....Im sorry, Uncle Ban. I love you....*kisses his cheek which is covered in pizza cheese and sauce.......licks lips* hey, Uncle Ban! You taste good!*slides nacho across his face, eats*



~~~~~~~~~~Later~~~~~~~~~~~


Me: Hey, where did my Uncle Ban go?


Paul: He went into the bathroom....didnt you see him leave a couple minutes ago?


Me: uh....no..


*everyone sighs*


Me: I bet it was those sodas Uncle Ban chugged down at my house earlier. Liquids go through him like a straw! ^_^


Shido: Oh really, now? Well else do you know about your uncle?


Me: hmm...*thinks* well his full name is Banwell Pringle Midou.


Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Natsumi: Banwell?! *giggles*


Genji: Well his middle name fits him. Once he finds a client he just cant stop.


Me: Yeah but...I dont think he likes being called Banwell very much.


Shido: Yeah you're right. He likes Snake-For-Brains better.


Me: oh.....okay!


Ban:*exits bathroom*Okay, Natsumi, let's go....*starts to leave*


Me: Wait! Dont you wanna finish your soda, Uncle Snake-For-Brains?


Ban: *fire in eyes*WHAT.....DID......YOU.....CALL......ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

< br> Me: *blinks* Uncle Snake-For-Brains?


Everyone: *laughs*


Ban: grr....