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AnimeMarch



AN: Ok, here is a strange fic that came from somewhere inside my head... It's not really a fic, it's a song.
READ THIS OR YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND THE FIC!!! First of all, you need to know the setting. Imagine all the characters (or at least a lot of the characters) from Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, and Ranma 1/2 on a training trip. NOTE: If you don't know all of these animes, THAT'S OK!! You might be confused at some parts, but others will make sense. Sorta. =)
Serena/Usagi is leading this. It is a march. You know that military song, where the leader sings one line, the others repeat, the leader sings another, the others repeat, and that's one verse? And then the chorus is LEADER: Soundoff! OTHERS: 1, 2 LEADER: Soundoff! OTHERS: 3, 4 LEADER: Soundoff! ALL: 1, 2, 3, 4. I'm sure most of you have heard it. ANY, like I said, this is from Serena's point of view. When she sings something like 'I' or Me' the othres repeat 'her' or 'she', otherwise they might say something that doesn't make sense. You get it, right? Sure you do.
Well, here it is... It isn't all that great, but I think it's ok.... Also, it may seem like some lines don't fit, just experiment a little and you'll see that they do.... even though some are a little awkward..... any, review please and tell me what you think!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these animes or any of the characters or objects or places, etc.



Anime March



We know not to complain
So we'll suffer through our pain

We get insulted every day
By Vegeta and Wufei
Vegeta and Wufei grumble

CHORUS:
Serena: Sound-off
Others: One, two
Serena: Sound-off
Others: Three, four
Serena: Sound-off
All: One two, three four

We'll learn how to dodge and throw,
Then we'll go eat Cookie Dough
Serena: WOOOOO HOO HOO HOO!!

We'll learn punches, kicks and swerves,
Duo, don't get on Wufei's nerves
Wufei: THANK YOU!
Duo: Aw man...

CHORUS

There are some things you have to know
If you wanna live 'til tomorrow

Don't pour water on Ran-Chan
Don't call Wufei Wu-man
Wufei: don't give them any ideas

CHORUS

Hotaru please don't swear or curse
Or Michi will kill 'Ruka, and Mina'll be Nurse
Haruka: Huh? What's so bad about Minako being a nurse?
Rei: ...... should we tell her?
Makoto: Nah

Don't try to get Heero to show emotions
Or you will see a lot of guns
Heero: .....
Duo is laughing his head off.
Heero: Omae o Korosu, Duo
Duo: Eeep!

CHORUS

Ami get out of those books
And check out these hot guys' looks
Ami and some of the guys blush

Get your food without a brawl,
Or the Saiyans will eat it all

CHORUS

Ryoga, just stay in line
Don't leave your partner and we'll be fine

Wufei don't underestimate
Or you will get a hospital date
Senshi and females from the Ranma group glare or crack their knuckles. Wufei gulps.

CHORUS

Ranma's first fiancee
Is the strong Akane

Do not call her macho chick
Cause that girl can really kick!
Serena: Meant as a compliment!
Akane: No problem!

CHORUS

Two fighters, Ukyo and Shampoo,
They're engaged to Ranma too

But we'll meet everyone later on
Right now it is just past dawn

We'll be great fighters, no matter the cost
Ranma, just don't let Ryoga get lost
Ranma: Yeah, P-ch--
Ranma gets hit by Ryoga

CHORUS

We'll learn about Aliens
Like Nameks and Saiyans

Setsuna is from Pluto
Boy, that's a long way to go!

Minako is from Venus
'Taru was on Saturn, 'til she met us
Serena: Oh boy, that was a bad rhyme... sorry!

CHORUS

Rei is a Martian
her home's the fourth planet from the sun

The we have the smart Ami,
she's from planet Mercury

Michiru is from Neptune
I myself am from the moon

CHORUS

Haruka is from Uranus
We think that's where she learned to cuss

From Jupiter comes Makoto
From Namek is Piccolo

CHORUS

The Saiyans come from Vegeta-Sei
Their hair's not something you see every day

Vegeta's the Prince of race
Good thing he's not a nut case
Vegeta: WHAT?!?!?
Serena: We'll I'm just saying, it IS a good thing!
Vegeta grumbles.

The only other is Goku
Cause their kids are part human too

CHORUS

We don't know what Tien is
But it isn't our biz

We have different colors too
Piccolo's green, King Kai is blue

CHORUS

With us are the Gundam Guys
they fly in machines through the skies

The perfect soldier is Heero
Emotions he will never show

Trowa is the quiet one
Always gets the mission done

CHORUS

Duo says he's Shinigami
Hotaru must be his mommy!
Senshi all burst out laughing, everyone else looks confused.

Wufei though women were weak
'Til I kicked him into next week
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Serena: Oh yeah?
Wufei gulps.
Serena: hehehehe. It may be a bad rhyme, but it works

Quatre is really sweet
but he and Sandrock are hard to beat
Quatre blushes.

CHORUS

Then we have the Z-Gang
Fighting always is their thang

Krillen, Piccolo, and Yamcha
Goku, Gohan, Vegeta

17&18 are Androids
Trunks and Tien are our boys

CHORUS

Yamcha is always cool
Piccolo failed driving school
Piccolo: HEY!
Serena: Just teasin, Piccolo!
Piccolo grumbles.

Tien is the three-eyed guy,
Gohan's sweet, he'll tell no lie.

Vegeta is always grumpy
A prince it must be hard to be.

CHORUS

Goku is always cheerful
Too bad his belly's never full

Krillen may be very small
But he'll still defend them all

Trunks, we'll never forget you
He came from the future too

CHORUS

Seventeen is half robot
But we don't care cause he's so hot

17's sister 18
is the ultimate fashion queen
Serena: I couldn't think of anything else...
18: Sounds good to me!

CHORUS

Next we have the Ranma crew
One fiancee is Shampoo

Another is chef Ukyo
Also with us is Kuno

Then we have the strong Akane
She's the third Fiancee

CHORUS

Mousse is after Shampoo
Kuno likes Akane too

We have Kuno's sister, Kodachi
and Akane's sister, Nabiki

Ryoga's here, our path he crossed
Just make sure he don't get lost

CHORUS

Then we have the cursed Ranma
His pa is now a panda

Three fiances, pa wasn't the smartest,
A chef, an Amazon, a martial artist

CHORUS

Then we're back to my senshi
Venus's power is love and beauty

You'll be shocked by Jupiter,
she controls Thunder

Mars is the fire queen,
a pyro like you've never seen
Rei: HEY!
Serena: It was a compliment!
Rei: Oh, ok then.

CHORUS

Pluto's the guardian of time
The time gates are so sublime

Uranus is the senshi
of the heavens, you see

Neptune 's power is the ocean,
she can lend you suntan lotion!
Michiru: I buy a new bottle every time I go to the beach, then I LOSE IT and I have to buy ANOTHER bottle. I have quite a collection!
Haruka: *sweatdrops* Ok Michi, that's nice
Michiru swats at Haruka.

CHORUS

Mercury controls water
but the oceans aren't controlled by her

Try not to be too confused
Their powers are different that they've used

CHORUS

Saturn is small but proves her worth
her powers are of Death and rebirth

There are many more senshi
But the main ones are we

CHORUS

Now we have reached the end
You know everyone, my friend

Sorry some of the verses suck
With rhymes I am outta luck

CHORUS
REPEAT CHORUS



AN: Just to clear some things up,
1. Shinigami means 'God of Death', and Hotaru's powers are Death and Rebirth as I said.
2. Also, Wufei tends to think women are weak,
3. Heero always says 'Omae O Korosu' which means 'I will kill you',
3. Duo always calls Wufei 'Wu-man',
4. in Japanese Usagi calls Raye Pyro,
5. Piccolo DID fail driving school, (Goku did too, actually!),
5. Ryoga has a HORRIBLE sense of direction (it's so bad it's hilarious!)
6. Ryoga turns into a pig named 'P-chan' when splashed with cold water, Ranma knows this but Akane doesn't and Ryoga doesn't want her to know becuase P- chan is Akane's pet and sleeps with her!! LOL!!

You should be able to understand most of everything else. PLEASE REVIEW!!! PLEASE!!! YOU CAN JUST PUT IN ONE WORD!! Just 'GOOD' or 'WIERD' or 'OK' or 'BAD' or whatever!!! You don't need to sign in and it only takes a second!!!!