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Steph: ^___^

Jessica: Let's have an undergarment party!!! ^O^ WOOT!!

Steph: NEERP!!!!!!

Rem: WOOT WOOT!!

Jessica: Who shall come? Kurama definantly!

Steph: Ranma, Ryouga, Mousse

Jessica: Sess-chan!!!

Steph: AND ALL THAT JAZZ!!!

Jessica: O_o;;; Ummmm... that's nice Steph. But don't get the song stuck in everyone's head.

Steph: OH OH!! Inu-chan!!

Jessica: And Kagome if she wants to.

Kagome: ^.^ You know it!

Rem: O.O I'm going to be in heaven!!!!

Jessica: Miroku can come too. And Akane... if she wants...

Akane: *has mallet* OH REEEM!!

Rem: O.O KASUMI SAVE ME!!!

Kasumi: no ():)

Jessica: Rem hasn't done anything yet! Be good or don't come Akane.

Akane: Fine

Jessica: Kouga has to come too.

Steph: >.> <.< Do the past people WEAR underpants....

Jessica: Probably not... BUT THEY WILL NOW!!

Steph: Mini-skirt...

Jessica: IT'S A KILT! K-I-L-T KILT!!

Ranma: R-A-N-M-A R-A-N-M-A R-A-N-M-A AND RANMA IS MY NAME O!!!

Jessica: *has Myouga in hand, nail is under his head* Hee hee hee...

Myouga: WHAT DID I DO!!??

Jessica: Nothing, but killing small things is fun! ^.^ *slowly starts to pop his head off*

Myouga: OWOWOWOW!!

Steph: O.O WOOT! *cell block tango plays* LIPSHIZ!!

Inu: ^___^

Kagome: No no...

Jessica: *stops* But... but... I WANNA KILL IT! I mean him... yes... he is a person... and I'm not supposed to kill people am I?

Steph: So, I took the shotgun of the wall, and I fired two warning shots.....in...to...his..HEAD!!!

Jessica: You REALLY need to stop singing that...

Inu: I HAVE WRIGHTEN A POEM!!!!!!

Jessica: *takes out a flame-thrower* Where is it?

Inu: *hugs poem*

Jessica: Aaaaawww!! *hugs Inu, no longer has flame-thrower*

Steph: LET THE UNDI PARTY COMENSE!!!!!!

Jessica: First we need to make sure that everyone knows what going on. *snaps fingers and everyone is in undergarments, the other people who were invited are here too*

Kouga: O.O WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!

Jessica: It's called an undergarment party!

Miroku: *drool*

Ryouga: *nosebleed* hehe *faint*

Jessica: Wake up Ryouga... WAKE UP!!

Ryouga: I DIDN'T DO IT!! IT WAS RANMA!!!

Jessica: *hugs Ryouga* I love you! ^.^

Ryouga: *blush* Hi...V.V

Invisible Phantom James: Hello everyone...

Ranma: Hello?

I.P. James: Jess, why the @#$% did you bring me here?

Jessica: I missed you!

I.P. James: I hate you...

Rem: That's not nice..

Inu: GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES!!!!!!!

I.P. James: *burns everyone's clothes, NOT the undergarments* HA!!

Rem: THOSE CLOTHES WERE SILK!!!!!!

Steph: 1111

I.P. James: Don't care.

Jessica: You should smile James.

I.P. James: There's a reason why I don't smile...

Sesshi: Jessica.....-_-

Jessica: Yeeeeees?

Sesshi: I hate you.......

I.P. James: HEY! I'm the only one who's allowed to say that! I hate everyone.

Sesshi: I hate you too, invisible dude...

Jessica: Wow, you two have something in comon... O_O

Steph: NEERP!

I.P. James: ???

Youko: Hi......SAY HI HIEI!!!*waps Hiei*

Hiei: HNT!! Hi...

Jessica: I didn't invite Hiei... >_<

Hiei: I come as a prize when Kurama comes...

Jessica/I.P. James: O_O;;;

Youko: Why don't you smile Phantom?

I.P. James: Well, two reasons, #1; I have nothing TOO smile about. #2; This, ^()^

Youko: ......Interesting.......

Hiei: Seen worse.....

Everyone else (except Sesshi and Steph): AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Steph: 555555555555 *twitch*

I.P. James: *closes mouth* What's with the fiving?

Steph: Spasm! *takes out stick of Chaseiness*

Inu: O.O AAAARFF!!!

Jessica: ^_^ HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Steph: *throws*

Inu/Sesshi/Kouga: ARF!! *chase*

I.P. James: o.o;; *eats an omelet*

Youko: >.> .........*blink,* *twitch* aa....aarf!! *chase

Hiei: O.O

I.P. James: *is eating a GIANT omelet*

Hiei: *stomac growl* I haven't eatin' in Three days....

I.P. James: MINE!!

King Stanly the re-encarnation of King Goma: James...

I.P. James: O_O Uhhhhh... hehehehe.. hi master Stan! ^^;;;

Jessica: *glomps Kouga*

Steph: >.> Where's my boys...

Jessica: I don't know.... *snuggles with Kouga* Mmmmmm...

Kouga: ^^

Steph: WE DIDN'T INVITE DILLY-SAMA!!!!

Jessica: AND WE WON'T! ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!

Rem: Yes...yes she is...

Steph: I think him and Duo would get along well..

Duo: *in Deathscye* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Jessica: -___-;;; BEGONE!! *banishes him the abyss- I mean, wherever he was before...*

Trowa: O.O;;

Steph: NO NAME!! *cling*

Jessica: O.o;;; Whateva... *hugs Sesshi now, take note that everyone is still in undergarments*

Sesshi: *blush*

Youko: I want my clothes..

Steph: NEERP!!

Hiei: ...........Stupid Ningen undergarments.....

Jessica: Well, at least you didn't leave it as 'stupid Ningen'...

Yuuske: HE usualy does.....

Jessica: O.O *he's also in undergarments* WHY DO PEOPLE WHO WERE NOT ORIGINALY INVITED KEEP SHOWING UP?!?! AAAAAAHHHH!

Trowa: *shrug*

Kouga: *wrestling Inu for stick* GRRRRRRRRR!

Jessica: *grabs stick* You want the stick?

Inu: ARF!!! *pants*

Jessica: Roll over!

Inu/Kouga: *Does*

Jessica: Hmmmm... now you should... jump.

Inu/Kouga: *jump*

Inu: ARF!! *snuggles Jesses leg*

Jessica: ^.^ Aaaaaw! That's so cute! *gives Inu the stick*

Kouga: *whimper*

Jessica: Poor Kouga... *hugs Kouga*

Kouga: ^___________________^

Ryouga: O.O *nosebleed*

Akane: What wrong with Ryouga...

Jessica: Hey Ryouga... fondle...

Ranma: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ryouga: NOT FUNNY!!

Mousse: Is too....

Jessica: Poor widdle Ryouga! *hugs Ryouga* Be nice Mousse!

Mousse: NEVER!!!

Steph: Cookie..

Mousse: COOOKIE!!!

Jessica: Mousse, why do you like Shampoo? She's not nice... She treats you like crud... you MUST be insane to like her... you could also do SOOOOOOOO much better...

Steph: You DESIRVE better...

Mousse: REALY!!??

Jessica: Yes! ^_^

Mousse: O.O

I.P. James: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!

Stan: *has taken James's omelet* Come right NOW James... AND NO DATING THAT MORTAL NARSISIS!!!

I.P. James: T_T *they leave*

Mousse: Can I have my cloak back now?

Jessica: No, you're too zecksy for your cloak!!

Zecks: >< >< ><

Steph: Milliardo...

Zecks: NO!!! *runs*

Trowa: That was rather ooc.....

Jessica: 0_0 HE SPOKE!!! I RECORDED IT!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Heero/Trowa: O.O;;

Heero: no...

Jessica: Yes I did... *plays the recording*

Heero: Nutzo...

Duo: You're one to talk Hee-chan...

Heero: THE CURSED NAME!!!!

Jessica: Hey Ran-chan!

Ranma: What??

Jessica: I don't know...

Ranma: O.o

Jessica: I MUST KILL!!!

Duo: OH!! OH!! Can I come? ^_^ *Kawaii Duo cheezy-smile*

Jessica: No.

Duo: *pout*

Jessica: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Takhisis: DIE!

Jessica: Nope! :P

Rem: Hi Takhisis!!

Takhisis: >_< Stupid mortal...

Hiei: Yes...Stupid mortals...

Youko: AHEM!!!

Hiei: Hmm?

Youko: My Nee-chan is a mortal.....

Jessica: BOING!! *tackles Mousse, veryvery hard*

Mousse: OW!!!! What was that for?!?

Jessica: Because... I want to destroy another soul but I can't because Takhisis keeps kicking me out of the Abyss so I can't feed Hiddukle and he eat souls. *all is said in one breath*

Heero: KILL RELINA!!!!!!

Jessica: Okay! *summons Relina* DIE BITCH, DIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!! *first takes out sword of Chemosh, uses it's power to slowly suck the life out of her*

Relina: OOOOOOOOOOOWIE!!!

Zecks: STOP!!!

Heero/Duo: MILLIARDO!!

Zecks: NOOOOO!!!

Relina: X.X

Jessica: HA! Hey Hiddukle! *throws him her soul*

Hidduckle: FINALLY! *eats it, it looks gross*

Hiei: AWSOME!!!

Youko: Seen better.

*I like Chinese plays*

Rem/Mousse/Wu-fei: O.O

Mousse: THE ACCURSED SONG!!!!

Rem: >< I DON'T come up to your knees!!

Cologne: What a bad pun......

Happosi: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nabiki: GIVE THAT BACK YOU OLD PERV!!! *is topless*

Jessica: *takes the top from Happosi, gives it back to Nabiki* Happosi, I'm going to kill you... *twitch*

Hiddukle: *is scared, hides*

Jessica: DIE!!! *charges at Happosi*

Happi: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Jessica: *slices Happi, even more painfully than when Relina was killed* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Cologne: Aw...now I gotta bring him back...*sigh* exuse me *leaves*

Jessica: NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! People who are THAT perverted should have their souls slowly devoured in the most painfull way my imagination can come up with... ():)

Miroku: *gulp* .....I'm being good...

Rem: Then why am I still alive?

Jessica: Have either of you taken someone's top off?

Rem: SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT!!

Nabiki: WAS NOT!!!!!

Rem: You asked me ta pay you $50 for A HUG!!!!

Nabiki: That was three months ago...let it go..

Rem: NEVER!!!!!

Jessica: .....Rem..... *has sword behind back*

Rem: *gulp* I love you...

Miroku: Must...not....torment....Sango....

Sango: Die monk...

Miroku: I'LL BE GOOD!!!!

Jessica: *shows up behind Rem* Hello Rem...

Rem: I LOVE YOU!! *Hugs*

Jessica: 0.0;; Ummm.... okay Rem... I won't kill you... BUT BE GOOD!!

Rem: Yes Mam!

Ranma: *snicker*

Steph: YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!

Jessica: What Steph?

Steph: MWGAGAGAA *has bucket of Pink die*

Sesshi: >.> <.<

Jessica: Sesshi! Guess what! Me and Steph had a dream about you!!!

Sesshi: I'm afraid...

Steph: *dumps die on Sesshi, and takes out purple bunnys, that do the Badger dance around Sesshi*

Sesshi: GA!!!

Jessica: This is what happened in Steph's dream. ^_^ Want to know what happened in my dream?

Sesshi: NO!!!!!

Bunny: *Kawaii Badger dancing*

Jessica: I'll tell you anyway! You were directing traffic! (really, all of the stuff about our dreams DID happen!)

Sesshi: BAH!!!! *is now directing traffic, with the Purple bunnys...*

Bunny: HUP HO!!!

Jessica:

O_o

o_O

O_O

o_o;; *makes it so that Sesshi is no longer directing traffic* He is not ment to direct traffic. EVER!!

Inu: I belive you're right

Jessica: HEY! PEOPLE! GUESS WHAT?!?!

People: What?

Jessica: Guess who's my favorite person... EVER...

Rem: ME!!

Jessica: Nope! ^^

Inu: That guy with the bandana?

Hiei: Which one...

Inu: THE YELLOW BANDANA!!!!

Jessica: Not quite...

Hiei: Me!!

Jessica: NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS! ACK!

Hiei: *sniffle*

Youko: Me??

Jessica: Noooooo....

Ranma: Please don't be me!

Jessica: If it's not Ryouga then it's not you...

Mousse: O.O me?

Jessica: Close.... but no...

Steph: 555555

Jessica: It's Marik!!! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Mousse: Who's that?

Duo-bat thingi: Can I eat him?

Jessica: No!

Marik: Yes! Eat me and end my suffering! She shows her affection with torture....

Duo: No bat-thingi no...

Kagome: MI-RO-KU!!!!!

Miroku: WANDERING HAND!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!

Marik: O_o;;; WTF?!

Nabiki: Hey Marik...

Akane/Kasumi: oh no...

Marik: What?

Nabiki: You're cute.....

Akane: Leave him alone, he doesn't look rich...

Marik: Well, I'm acctually-

Ranma: SHHH!!! She'll steal all your money!!! *whispering* She tried to sell me on the black-market once....

Marik: I doubt that she'd be able to steal it...

Akane: *bops her older sister on the head with mallet* BE GOOD OR I'LL TELL DADDY!!!

Nabiki: oh I'm soo scared..

Marik: If someone told me that then I'd be afraid... My dad tried to kill me... and I STILL have the scares!! *pout*

Jessica: -___-;; He did NOT try to kill you... It was a ritual...

Marik: IT HURT!!!

Jessica: And you sent his mind to the shadow realm...

Marik: Yes I did!!

Steph: Marik....

Marik: Yes?

Steph: You do know you're in your underpants...right...

Marik: Well, I was like this before I got here...

Rem: why??

Marik: That is not your buisness.... but it has to do with a girl.... *slightly perverted smile*

Ranma: 1..2...3 Where's Ukyo??

Shampoo: >.> <.<

Ukyo: Hi again Marik...

Ranma: BAH!!! UU-CHAN!!!!

Marik: Hello Ukyo! ^_^

Ranma: Bad 2nd Fiance....

Marik: Hold on... Ukyo, you didn't tell me you were engaged to someone.

Ukyo: What's the point, he loves Akane...

Shampoo: DOES NOT!!

Mousse: ummmm yes he does...

Marik: Are you afraid of her?

Shampoo: *beats Mousse*

Mousse: OWOWOWOWOW!!!

Marik: Just fight back...

Mousse: No!!!

Ranma:IF YOU BEAT HER YOU'LL HAVE TO MARRY HER DUFIS!!!

Mousse: O.O

Shampoo: not happening *leaves*

Marik: You people are @#$%ed up... AND STOP BLEATING MY CUSS WORDS!!!

Jessica: But dear Marik, you're my favorit!

Marik: ><

Steph: NEERP!! *clings to Marik*

Marik: Hi.... let go.... now....

Youko: She won't...I should stop the Neerping....

Marik: How?

Hiei: *takes out bottle, hands to Youko*

Youko: *drinks, gets engulfed in white smoke, when smoke clears, he is our fav red-head*

Kurama: Better ^_^

Jessica: 0.0 *runs, tackles, glomps Kurama*

Kurama: *sigh* Go away....

Marik: Three words.... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Kurama: I'm a fox-demon, and this is my Human form ^_^

Hiei: -_-;;

Jessica: KURAMA HATES ME!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Kurama: *hugs*

Jessica: *sniffles* You still hate me....

Kurama: If I hated you, you'd be dead....

Marik: I dunno about that.... >_> <_< She can revive herself...

Jessica: ^.^ Yup!

Hiei: *sigh* Kitsune...can we PLEASE go to the Makai.....

Kurama: No....

Jessica: Hey Marik.... National Anthem...

Marik: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Duo: O SAY CAN YOU SEEEE!!

Heero: ACK!! STOP THAT!!

Duo: Sorry Hee-chan

Jessica: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ukyo: Ran-chan...

Ranma: What...

Ukyo: Can you take the lunch shift Pweeese!!!

Ranma: -_-;; fine.....

Marik: I'm leaving now....

Steph: NOOOOOOO!!

Jessica: *puts Marik into pink frilly dress* HA!

Marik: O.O NNNOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!! I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING YOU SAY!!

Ranma: BAD MEMORY!!!!!

Akane: *evil grin*

Ranma: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Jessica: You always hurt the one you love.... ^.^

Akane/Ranma: V.V *blush*

Ukyo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!

Tabusa: *dressed as lamp* UKYO DARLING!!!

Marik: O_O;;; *has taken the dress off earlier* WTF?!

Ukyo: GOD!! CAN'T I EVER GET AWAY FROM YOU TWO!?!

Konatsu: Nope

Tabusa: Never *comes out of lamp costume, wearing Pink dress*

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