Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Hangover ❯ One-Shot

So anyway, after the fight we had
I went out and got buzzed
and it felt good to forget about him for awhile
But I got so sick of those old perverts at the bar
Tryin' to get into my pants
That I came home early

And I had to listen to that tight ass chink down the hall
Bitch about me coming in atta quarter to three
And what was he doing up at that ungodly hour anyway
That's what I'd like to know

And speaking of neighbors
You know the ones next door
The tall Latin and his petite little blond
Who act so innocent
But ya know they're not
Cause they spent all last night
seeing how loud they could make their bedsprings squeak

And how the hell am I suppose to sleep
between those squeaks and his snoring
And worst of all, when I finally get some rest
I gotta be woke up by the click, click, click of keys
on that damn laptop of his
That I swear he cares about more then me!
It's so stupid I gotta be jealous of a machine

Well I wasn't gonna get back to sleep
So I figured I might as well get up
And make myself burnt toast
and brew my own coffee
Cause all he drinks is that god damn decaf. tea of his
Decaf! I can't believe I ever moved in with a guy who drinks that crap

And what did I ever see in him in the first place?
I shoulda just let that bleach blond bimbo
Who use to follow him around like a lost puppy
Just have him!
Woulda served the bitch right
Having to put up with him day after day

And through all this, he just sits there
Dead to the world
Typing away as if his life depended on it
And I wouldn't give a damn if it did right now!
Instead collapsing onto the couch
finding some old Scooby Doo rerun to pass the time

And do you know what that bastard does?!
He walks over and asks what's wrong with me
Well I give him an earful
and he just stands there
And when I'm outta breath
leans down and kisses me!

And all I can do Is lose myself in those
twin cobalt pools he calls eyes
And give in to his mouth
And I hate him so much
Cause no matter how hard I try
I just can't stay mad at him

God, I love that jerk