Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction / Psych Fan Fiction ❯ Don't Drink The Skele-Gro ❯ 39. Dreams ( Chapter 15 )

I've actually had all these dreams. They've just been, you know, modified from their original format to fit this fic.

 

Shawn Spencer

Divination

Dream Interpretation

Week One

 

Monday

 

I spent the entire dream searching for a sushi bar.

 

Interpretation: I have a craving for sushi.

 

Tuesday

 

I dreamed that Lassie was really an octopus in disguise as a human and was leading us through the woods on the pretense of escaping from a serial killer. However, he was really bringing us to his octopus kingdom so he could devour us all.

 

Interpretation: I miss Lassie.

 

Wednesday

 

Er… No comment.

 

Interpretation: I really, really miss Jules.

 

Thursday

 

I was being chased by evil, man-eating clowns who could only see you if you touched them. I had to escape from them via an oversized mouse hole in the bathroom.

 

Interpretation: I am suffering a lack of pineapple.

 

Friday

 

I was at a party and the hired entertainment was a cannibalistic orgy.

 

Interpretation: Never again will I crash a death-day celebration. The rotting food was bad enough. I can't imagine how bad it would be if they actually did this.

 

Saturday

 

I was on a symbolic Easter egg hunt at my high school. I had to climb trees and touch a handkerchief to the egg before moving on to the next one. Then I taught Gus how to fly. See, you have to press the A and R1 buttons at the same time…

 

Interpretation: Gus and I need to have some more bonding time. Maybe this weekend we'll break into Filch's office.

 

Sunday

 

I was in a field surrounded by frolicking unicorns.

 

Interpretation: Care of Magical Creatures is going to be more terrifying than usual this week.

 

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