InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Black Cats really are Bad Luck ❯ Black Cats really are Bad Luck ( Chapter 1 )

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Black Cats really are Bad Luck
For Sugar0o’s Gender Bender Challenge
Dedicated to naqaashi and UtterChaos247
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha!
Sesshoumaru sighed for the umpteenth time as he drove to the place the party would 
be. Oh…at first he had not wanted to go, but after being threatened with banishment to 
the couch for a month, he had grudgingly given in. He was on his way to meet his lover, 
Kagome, for the Halloween party at his father’s house and he sighed. Calling to let 
Kagome know that he would be there soon, she answered the phone within a few rings, 
her voice cheerful. “Hi, Sess! I I’m so glad that you changed your mind about coming 
and that you even dressed up!†At this he scowled. She had insisted that he wear a 
stupid costume to match her theme and he ended up going as Sephiroth while she was 
Tifa. “As if I had a choice.†His voice tight and annoyed. “Now Sess you had better not 
ruin this for me or else…….†Her voice a warning on the other end. He scowled as he 
saw a cat dart out in front of his car, carrying something in its mouth. Cursing as he 
swerved to avoid the cat, he barely missed it causing him to almost crash. The cat 
meanwhile was staring at the now stopped car with interest, its golden eyes glowing in 
the dark.  Stopping to get out and collect himself, he saw the cat and glared at it 
muttering curses. “Damn cat…you almost caused the death of this Sesshoumaru…I 
should have run you over…this Sesshoumaru hates nekos anyway….â€
The cat would immediately begin to shift and change until no cat remained but an old 
witch. Narrowing her eyes at him, the old hag cackled.â€You should be more careful 
where are going, demon…you could have killed me in your carelessness.†Not caring in 
the least, Sesshoumaru answered his voice haughty,†You were in this Sesshoumaru’s 
way, hag. You should be more careful. Now remove yourself from my presence.†
Insulted the old woman laughed mockingly.â€Oh I shall remove myself from your 
sight…but you shall pay for your arrogance.†And with that she once again turned into 
the cat and ran off. “Mark my words, demon…I’ll teach you a lesson you will never 
forget.â€
Getting back into the car, he once more began to drive forgetting all about the old witch 
and making it to the party. After giving his usual cool greetings to her friends and his 
parents, as well as a good punch in the head for Inuyasha, he looked around for 
Kagome.  Not seeing her, he became annoyed after a minute and made his way to the 
table covered in food. Nothing really caught his eye among all the dishes until his eyes

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came across a silver cake, lying alone on a plate with his name next to it. "That must be 
a treat from my playful bear," he said to himself, and moved over to it. The cake looked 
delicious, so he ate it.
It gave him the weirdest tingling sensation in his body. "How unusual!" he said and 
continued waiting to see Kagome.
When Kagome came out to meet him after she returned from the bathroom, she took 
one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Sesshoumaru said giving her a strange look.
"Your arm! And your leg!" Kagome said. "They're changing! Can't you feel it?"
Sesshoumaru felt his arm and his leg. They were indeed quite changing. The change 
would eventually take a few minutes and when it was done, everyone in the room would 
be gawking in amazement. â€œSesshoumaru!! You’re a woman!!†Kagome cried out, her 
face frozen in shock."Oh, no!" Sesshoumaru said. "I'm a woman!" He or rather, she 
started to cry. "It must have been that silver cake you left for me. Did you know what it 
would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Kagome said. “It must have been that old woman who 
dropped it off moments ago saying you ordered it for the party. She was a little odd…but 
I didn’t think anything of it.â€
Just then mocking laugh rang out through the air as an old woman appeared, her 
golden eyes focused on Sesshoumaru…or rather girl Sesshoumaru. â€œI hope you 
enjoyed your cake my boy….I made it especially for you!!†Her eyes malicious.†This 
should teach you some manners and to maybe be more respectful in the future!†Still 
cackling, she slowly vanished from sight, leaving everyone speechless….well everyone 
but Inuyasha, who started to laugh hysterically. After a good punch from his father 
though, he was out cold and quiet.
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Sesshoumaru sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Kagome said slowly, "but I actually prefer 
women. And WERE a beautiful male youkai…but now you are a HOT female youkai.
And I think you’re really hot like this."
"Really?" Sesshoumaru dried her tears. Sesshoumaru kissed Kagome and it was an 

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entirely steamy sensation, after which they ditched the party and went home, everyone 
else still shocked and stupefied.
They spent the night having entirely mind-blowing sex, until the cake wore off suddenly 
the next morning.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Fin.
Kukukukukuku R&R please!

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