Kirby: Right Back At Ya! Fan Fiction ❯ Revenge of the Metaknight - The Full Story ❯ Chapter 2: The Halberd Strikes ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Kirby Super Star
The Revenge Of The Metaknight

New Characters

King Dedede: A hungry.. well, lets call him a thing for now, with a huge mallet for a weapon, and what looks like a bit of a beak for a mouth. Almost looks like a fat penguin that stands on 2 legs...Dedede is Kirbys arch nemesis, and is infamous for trying to steal food from the people of Dreamland.

Poppy Bros: One of King dededes henchmen, specialized in the throwing of bombs, looks kinda like bomberman...

Bugzy: King Dededes personal guard, skilled in martial arts and very strong, capable of throwing things great distances. He is also responsible for the management of King Dededes troops. Not the sharpest tool in the shed..

Simon Mirror: The court magician for king dedede, although kirby has encountered many illusions of him in the past (Enemies known as Sim Mirrors), he himself usually keeps to king Dededes castle, and even then is found in the confines of his study unless his services are called upon. His greatest ability involves casting magic barriers that reflect projectiles, and other magical attacks through his staff.

Bronto Burts: The air force of king dedede, round in shape with little wings, they look harmless but are fairly dangerous when in large groups.

------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------Chapter 3: The Halberd Strikes

It was a dark night on top of Mt dedede, the bronto burts were just finishing an aerial sweep over the castle, suddenly a bright flash of light lit up the sky as one of the bronto bills was blown clear through one of the towers of the castle, and kept going, landing in the castle courtyard and rolling a few hundred feet.

Bronto Burt 1: What the heck was that??

Bronto Burt 2: I dont kn..

The conversation is interrupted by another flash of light, as the two of them are shot down themselves, out of a dark cloud the halberd emerges, guns fully armed and firing. The resulting hail of bullets was doing decent damage to the castle. Suddenly out of a loud speaker on board, Metaknight spoke to whoever might be paying attention inside the castle

Metaknight: King Dedede, your time has come

With that the halberds main cannon fired a massive beam of energy at one of the towers of the castle, blowing if off all together. The tower fell down into the courtyard below, sending King dededes ammased minions (Mostly waddle Dees, Knuckle joes and a few Plasma wisps) running for their lives. Inside his throne room, King Dedede was FURIOUS!!

King dedede: Who does this guy think he is?

Simon Mirror: I believe he calls himself the metaknight sire

King Dedede: Why is he attacking us?? tell him to go away

Again the halberds main cannon fires, this time more at the center of the castle, even in the throne room the shaking can be felt, and chunks of concrete fall from the ceiling, splitting into dust upon impact with the ground

King Dedede: My precious castle...

Suddenly bugzy runs through the door in a panic

Bugzy: Sire we need to get out of here, the castle is beginning to collapse at the foundation, your minions are being beaten, there wont be anything left soon

Simon Mirror: A retreat might be a good idea sire

King Dedede: GRRRR!!!!!! ILL GET YOU FOR THIS METAKNIGHT!!! MARK MY WORDS

With this the three begin making their way out of the throne room just as it collapses to rubble. Heading into the main hall they run down the grand staircase and into a wooden door to the side.

Simon Mirror: Now arent you glad we had this built..

King Dedede: How does it work!!

Simon Mirror: Well you sit here, and you do this and.. no.. thats not quite it

Bugzy: Maybe if we kick it, it will work

A loud metal clank is heard out of the room as King dedede comes breaking through the wall in a wheelie powered motorcycle. Bugzy and Simon give chase

Simon: wait for us sire!!

Bugzy: Yeah!!

Simon smacks bugzy with his staff

Simon: this is YOUR Fault you idiot, dont you know kicking a wheelie makes them spin faster and take off!!

Bugzy: OW!

Moments later, the castle supports give way, and in a matter of seconds the once proud fortress of King Dedede disappeared in a cloud of dust. When the dust cleared all that remained were stone supports that used to hold the structure in place. No one onboard the halberd saw King Dedede, Simon and Bugzy head out the side exit. Even if they had in Metaknights opinion it wouldnt have been worth the ammo to pick them off, Dedede was finished and his army was in ruins, he had won.

Captain Falcon: Victory is ours!! We rule the world!!

Metaknight: Ahem...

Captain Falcon: I mean err.. you.. rule the world

Metaknight: Better

Captain Falcon: Commander Bio Spark

Bio Spark: Yes captain?

Captain Falcon: Ready the Paratroopers, We're going to be approaching a town soon

Bio Spark: yes sir!

Captain Falcon: Leiutenant Jet, set a course for orange ocean!

Jet: Yes sir

Metaknight: Gim, whats our status

Gim: We didnt take a scratch sir, we didnt even chip our paint

Metaknight: hehehe.. excellent.. carry on

Again the halberds massive engines powered up, the flaps on the wings adjusted, and the mighty ship makes a wide turn and heads for the orange ocean



In the mean time King dedede and company are riding down the mountain

King Dedede: He destroyed my castle!! Wheres kirby when you actually want him around!!

Simon: indeed.. this metaknight appears to be a greater threat then kirby right now...

Bugzy: Thats nothing, we have no army left!!

King Dedede: we WHAT!!

Bugzy: You had most of it guarding the castle, sir

King Dedede: .... This guys gonna PAY!!

Simon: And just how do you do plan on making him? you have no army, and even if you did it wouldnt be strong enough to take on that thing

King Dedede: .. good point.. well im not just gonna sit here and let him get away with it either

Simon: I may have a plan sire.. but we need to find Kirby first.. it involves him

With this Dededes face lights up like a 3 year old who had one too many chocolate bars

King Dedede: Do i get to hit him with my hammer???!!

Simon: Maybe

King Dedede: yay!!



Speaking of the pink puff, back in the orange ocean kirby and Waddle doo were just waking up from that little fall they had. Around them were parts of heavy lobster, but the vast majority of the parts were gone. Waddle Doo was the first to awaken, he stands, spitting sand out of his mouth.

Waddle Doo: Gah.. remind me not to fly air halberd next time...

Waddle Doo looks over and sees kirby head first in the sand, he walks over and gives him a yank by the feet, pulling him to the ground. Kirbys first instinct is to look around

Kirby: Where did that thing go??

Waddle Doo: Forget it, we've probably been unconsious for an hour or two now, its probably halfway across popstar now.

Kirby: Great.. we have to find some way back up there..

Perplexed they decided to investigate around the beach, looking for the warp star that would have flown off after they landed on the halberd. Suddenly they both notice something.. in the distance, at a nearby town they can see the halberds ghastly image appearing.

Bio Spark: Paratroopers ready!

Metaknight: Deploy all units.. CHARGE!!

With that the hatches on the bottom of the Halberd open with a loud mechanical whirring noise. Hundreds upon thousands of Parasol armed waddle dees parachute towards the town below.

Kirby: Oh no!! The town!!

Both kirby and waddle doo run off towards the town, just ahead of the oncoming onslaught. They run down the streets of the town, yelling to people to get back inside their houses. But alas it was too late.. within 30 seconds of jumping the Dees had landed, and were already parading about, ordering people around. Normally kirby would just suck them all up, but with this many, even kirby is out numbered. They just sort of slink into the darkness and watch as the dreamlanders are escorted out of the town by the waddle dees. Suddenly kirb y felt a large and painful bonk on the head as he passed out.

Simon: Now that was uncalled for sire....

King Dedede: But it felt so good

Whats simons plan for kirby?? What will Kirby and Waddle Doo do about the onslaught of metaknights army?? And what weakness could there be to the incredible Halberd?? Find out when i update next! Please R&R and remember, i dont own these guys.