Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I Caught Myself A Ninja ❯ Can't We All Just Get Along ( Chapter 7 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Recap: “A date if he does,” steadily eyed her.

Usagi looked at him.

“You're on.”

“So like I was saying. Then Rui came banging in. It was like what the heck! I'm trying to make a surprise attack here. He totally ruined it and the enemy got away. Gosh,” she sipped on her drink.

Sasuke was lost in translation and looked towards Usagi.

“Get with the picture Sas! Pretend you're listening to her,” she whispered. “Be…” she motioned her hands she was couldn't put it in words, “like Kakashi.”

Sasuke leaned back a little on his stool, watching her mouth formed his sensei's name.

“Wait a minute. What am I saying? I'm supposed to make him lose,” she lightly slapped her cheeks.

“Like me huh?” Kakashi rubbed his chin.

“Hey I only know Kiba and Shikamaru as his friends. I think you're the better candidate for him,” clearly she didn't know anything about Kakashi.

“I think you should've told him how to make conversation first,” Kakashi watched his student.

A woman blocked their view; they both looked up, smiling down at Kakashi ignoring Usagi.

“Well if it isn't Mr. Hatake. Every time I see you, you always have a different woman on your arm,” it was brunette.

“Well you know how it is. Women can't resist me,” he shrugged.

“In any case, whenever you're ever free. Hit me up again,” she gave a wink and strutted off.

“Hmm, maybe I should hand Sasuke over to you. You are after all his sensei. But kinda rough on the ladies yea?”

“Have to be if I don't want them to run all over me. And anyways they love the Screw You type. If you did, I would just let him study up reading Come Come Paradise.”

Usagi nodded, “Yeah you're right. He wouldn't let his mighty pride down by asking another guy I guess.”

“Exactly.”

“If he's ever gonna get laid, he has to rock the boat first. Then I'll teach him something after embarrassment and humiliation, which is after this because he sure as hell doesn't know what to do. Maybe I should've chosen someone else. She still has some baby fat. Kind of makes Sasuke look like a pedophile or something. There's a sick thought.” she looked at Kakashi.

“Your method sounds right enough for Sasuke. He doesn't learn the easy way and makes it harder on himself then I tell him the easier way to do it. Find it quite humorous to see him get annoyed,” Kakashi smiled.

“These lessons…for my sexually challenged student…also include the art of…?” Kakashi left it for her to fill in the blank.

Usagi held her glass of water before her mouth, “If I was Frank, I would say he would learn the basics. But I'm not Frank, so before I do anything to him. He's going to have to experience it firsthand by trying it out himself. Because you know how the first time always have to be unpleasant?” Kakashi nodded for her to continue.

“Another awkward position for him to experience. Then I might teach him, depends on how long I stay, and he has the choice to use the advice I give him.”

“You sound almost like me.”

“No. Stop,” she abashedly tapped his hand.

`What would Kakashi-sensei do? …Read his book and giggle. Hell no. What is Usagi thinking?' Sasuke nodded to the unaware chattering woman beside him.

“You really know how to make good conversation Sasuke-chan. We should do this again sometime,” she got off her stool and set down some money.

Sasuke barely said or started the conversation. Entirely one-sided. But he was even more shocked when she handed him a receipt…with numbers on the back. Score one for the student!

“I lost…” Usagi drooped as Sasuke sat back down.

“Guess I'll see you tomorrow night then,” Kakashi happily said.

Sasuke raised a brow in question.

“Okay,” she didn't tell him her match was tomorrow night as well, “I think we had enough for today Sasuke. I'm feeling stuffy it's time to leave this joint,” she lightly shoved him to get out again.

They were outside the restaurant. Kakashi still hanging around them.

“Is that you Sakura? What'd you do to your hair?” Kakashi observed.

Sasuke and Usagi turned to Kakashi's direction.

“Hey there she is. That bitch torched my hair!” one woman with a wig on pointed in their direction.

The zombies looked where she pointed. They all looked horrible, shaved eyebrows, torched hair, split ends, and permanent ink was all over their faces, water-proof if I might add.

“What where?” Usagi looked around innocently.

“You!” they said in unison.

Usagi stepped in front of Kakashi and Sasuke, “I didn't do anything. What proof do you have that I would waste my time making you women hideous as your insides?”

That made the women even more suspicious.

“See Uchiha? You're right in front of them and they don't even care about you,” Usagi whispered to Sasuke.

“You shouldn't even be near Sasuke-kun! Get away from him right now!” one of the eyebrow-less chicks stepped forward and brought out a katana.

“Sasuke-kun!” it was Sakura with a hood and sunglasses on, “Let's go on a walk,” tried to tug his arm possibly far away from Usagi as possible.

Sasuke looked closer to see her brows were also clean-shaven off. Like a female version of Gaara. How nice.

“No.”

“Oh come on. Usagi looks busy with Kaka-sensei anyways,” she smiled.

He took his arm away, “She still needs to tell me something,” he looked at Usagi who perked up at her name.

Usagi continued to watch nine females come closer and wondered if she did her household chores fast enough if she might get some free time to sleep uninterrupted. Pachin did mention she thinks too much.

“Usagi don't forget to dress nice tomorrow,” Kakashi was unfazed by the charging women.

“And you better wear something other than that Hatake,” she quickly glanced at him and back to the weapons popping into each of their hands.

Sasuke still didn't know what the heck they were talking about. He didn't like it when he didn't know the inside stuff.

“I think they're taking this too seriously,” Usagi commented.

“Oh so it's Hatake now is it?”

She peeked over his shoulder to see how fast they were coming in, “Well until I get to know you we're still strangers. An acquaintance of an acquaintance. So you have to be extra polite because of that.”

Kakashi stuck his hands in his pockets, “Think you can handle them?” he nodded to the zombies.

She rubbed her chin; “I haven't disarmed this many people in a couple of months. I could do that or I can run but then they'll just follow me cause they're ninjas so…damn it shoulda stayed in ninja school,” she cracked her knuckles and looked back at them.

“Can I hurt them?” she looked at Sasuke.

“Can you?” he thought she was kidding around being his guard.

“Alright Sasuke just a little,” and stood in front of them. They circled her like in all the cool fighting movies.

“So which one of you is going to get uglier first?” Usagi offered with a smile.

“She's pretty fearless,” Kakashi observed.

One behind her started, kunai in hand, Usagi turned around and avoided the kunai aimed for her face by grabbing her arm and pulled her in for a knee in the stomach.

“One down. Eight cookies to go.”

Enemy number two had a whip. She was going a little overboard. Usagi watch her crack the whip and flinched. Suddenly it was roped around her leg, Usagi looked up and saw her smirk and jerked on it.

But of course the easiest way to avoid falling on your ass like an idiot was to run forward so the whip doesn't get a hold on your leg. Usagi ran forward and grabbed the loosened whip around her leg and wrapped it around her hand.

Usagi tried to punch her face but Cookie two ducked and lifted Usagi over her head and back.

Sasuke, Kakashi, and Sakura saw her nice Ninja's Secret bright orange panties. They gaped; two of them thinking the exact same thing while the other were in horror that she had the latest ones.

Usagi caught herself on one foot; the whip around her hand helped her not fall, and because her left slipper slipped off her foot a feet away.

Still clasped in Cookie's hand, Usagi pulled the whip to the ground crouching for her slipper. Cookie was now on her back, she gasped, and Usagi pushed her off in front of her.

“I'm starting to think that you guys never paid attention in class,” Usagi removed the whip from her hand. “But I really like your whip.”

The third cookie was easily, with a twist in the wrist, flipped on her back.

One by one, the last seven was groaning from places they didn't know existed. Uh oh, Sakura stepped up to her. Now Kakashi and Sasuke were deciding to jump in or not.

“You know how long it took to grow my hair?” Sakura seethed.

“Hey. Hair grows back. It might not be the same color but it'll grow back. I dunno about eyebrows but I heard they don't,” Usagi shrugged, picked up a kunai and with a fumble caught it again, “hehe maybe I should start training with this again.”

Going one on one seems to be the method of fighting today. Hand to hand and since Sakura was a ninja and Usagi not. It seemed well to her advantage. Sakura was satisfied when she got a hit contacting with Usagi's stomach.

“Shit that was it?” Usagi coughing holding her stomach, “I'm going to enjoy flipping you,” she grinned.

Usagi started grabbing the women's scattered weapons around to throw at Sakura. She dodged them all.

Papers were thrown at her, Usagi must've grabbed the tagged explosions off of someone, Sakura's eyes widened when a couple touched and exploded on her. Another one, a timed tag, exploded in front of her and dust clouded her view.

Sakura could still see the sparks of tags exploding on the ground but that didn't really help. She coughed when a smoke bomb started fizzling out. Making it even worse.

Kakashi and Sasuke and a couple of onlookers watch the cloud rising and cover the two fighters. Knowing their Sharingans won't work they could still tell which one was standing idly by while one was moving by their chakra. The lesser chakra was Usagi of course and she was moving in quite fast towards the idle Sakura coughing her lungs out.

The dust was settling, everyone on the outside waited, when they could finally make out their clothes. They watched Usagi parry Sakura's kunai and both had each other's shoulders. Sakura could see her now and pushed her off with her foot.

“That was for my hair.”

Usagi fell to the ground and rolled back up; “This was my favorite dress you know that?” she looked at the tear at the bottom.

She was crouching now and drawing on the dirt floor, “If I buy a needle and a thread, how much would that cost? …but then there's that other store that does it cheap…” she scrawled some numbers on the floor.

“Huh? Hey we're still fighting here!” Sakura got in front of Usagi to mess up the configurations.

Usagi looked up at her blankly. Her brows rose, “Oh yeah! We were. I thought you were giving up.”

Sakura put her mad look on and kicked her in the face. Sakura that was a low blow.

And enjoying this part, “And this is for my eyebrows,” and went for another one.

The second kick was stopped. One hand hooked under that leg, the other on Sakura's neck.

Usagi stared up at her, “I think I'm going to have fun living with Sasuke don't you think?” she smiled and…felt an arm around her belly.

Kakashi pulled Usagi away, “I think we know who won here.”

Usagi straightened and tried to flap the dirt away from her summer pink dress. She scowled and gave up.

“Should of stretched and my arms hella hurt,” she stared at her arms.

Bruises and cuts that she didn't even notice, “Should of wore some shoes too,” when she looked down at the dark ring around her ankle.

Someone took hold of her shoulders. It was Sasuke who started leading their way home.

“Man I'm tired princess. I hope now they'll see not to mess with me, heh,” she coughed.

“Hn.”

“`Hn'? Is that all the thanks I get for trying to help you? Ungrateful.”

Sasuke caught her from falling.

“But at least you have some good timing. Ass. Don't think that this is gonna make me stay…” she was too tired to finish her sentence…

`Strange woman. Gets tired after beating eleven kunoichis' in a real fight but she can manage twenty boxers in a row for training?' Sasuke thought as he took off her slippers and carried her to her room.

He set her down on the bed wondering if he should take off her clothes…and put her pajamas on wherever they were.

Sasuke wrapped up her arms and put a Band-Aid on her cheek. Stupid Sakura, he wouldn't forgive her for ruining Usagi's pretty little face. He immediately shook that thought

“Mm Uchiha?” her eyes were dazed looking at him.

“What?” maybe his wish will come true after all.

Faintly, “You're an asshole,” and rolled over to her side and fell asleep.

Wishful thinking and hours later…

“Princess?” Usagi said sleepily peeking in thru the door.

Sasuke was still awake, lying in bed, reading a scroll and saw her hair bedraggled like she just woke up. A leg, an arm, and then the whole body slipped through. She slowly closed the door behind her and crawled underneath the covers.

“Usagi wha-?” he dropped his scroll as dark green hair entered his sight.

Her whole body was cold as he felt her halfway on top of him, “This room's warmer than mine. I think I might start using it,” she drifted off to sleep yet again.

Sasuke sighed; he won't be able to sleep now with a woman on top of him…Or will he? He was only in his boxers and she was back to short shorts and a pajama top from his position looked like only one button was buttoned. If you get what I'm saying hehe.

He turned off the light and stared at the ceiling. All he had to do was put an arm around her. It couldn't be any simpler than that. The only problem was if he could control his hand to stay where it was while on her. Oh what the hell.

She was asleep, she wouldn't notice or mind, his naughty conscious won him over. And that's what he did; it felt like a great accomplishment with his arm on her shoulder. Now if only he could stop feeling the swell of her breasts on him. She moved in her sleep and her top widened some more for him.

`Damn her,' by the light of the moon shining through his window he could see her pale skin and…shit…he had a hard on.

Sasuke rolled to his side and held her. He buried his head in her hair so he didn't have to watch her skin glow and hoped her leg wrapped around him didn't move any higher. Still he wished she did.

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Next morning…

“The damn fight was postponed damn it all to hell!” Usagi slammed the door.

Shikamaru, Shino, and Sasuke looked up at her.

“Can you be anymore louder?” Shikamaru asked and rolled up the scroll on the table.

Usagi gave the evil eye to them and it stopped them from questioning any further. She stomped off to her room.

“So then we'll rendezvous our teams at checkpoint eight. All right? We don't want any idiots to tail us.”

Shino and Sasuke merely nodded. After Shino and Shikamaru left the house, Sasuke heard her calling him inside her room.

“Uchiha!” she said in a determinedly loud voice, “because…my match today is postponed. I'm gonna go training,” she said tightly.

She didn't have to tell him that. Usagi trained every day and night.

“And you're gonna help.”

`Yep. Should've left with Shikamaru.'

“Stop,” Sasuke slightly huffed out.

Usagi stood up from her stance, “You are my knave (boy slave or man slave which ever you like) not vice versa. When I say I can stop hitting you in the stomach, I'll say it.”

She watched him rub his badly sorely bruised up stomach. She'll let him off for now. The others didn't last two hours of her `practicing'. This was only the beginning of `Sasuke the Slave' after all.

Usagi walked towards him and held out her glove covered hands.

“Untie me Uchiha so we can treat you're wounds.”

Sasuke was lying down on the ground shirtless. Usagi patted his upper torso with some cooling gel (is there such a thing? Oh yea Icy/Hot) to cool down the burning.

“I think you were pretty lucky that I didn't take off my gloves Uchiha. Want to know why my fight was canceled Uchiha?” she said lowly.

He nodded once, liking the feel of her voice and hands softly quivering over him, with his eyes closed. This was a nice couple scene; I should put more memorable moments in here, sharing the shade of one of Uchiha's oldest trees. But that's besides the point, she let her hand rest where it was and sighed.

“One of my biggest matches and the referee's sister just had to drop dead. Unbelievable. And we don't have another guy to replace him either so. Next week, another week for me to wait. Gets me antsy that something might happen during this time like my opponent's henchmen might injure me. There's a funny thought to keep in mind,” she smirked up at the sky.

“Days like these…” Usagi looked down at him, “are nice,” Sasuke took a hold of her hand and stared into her eyes.

“Uchiha,” she avoided his gaze, “Feh, you're an ass. A cute one but,” she slapped him on the chest where it really hurt.

“Sshh!” he turned over and watched legs walk into the household.

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Usagi answered the door, “There you are Hatake. I see your casual clothing has gotten the ladies attention. Don't think my wardrobe is gonna get changed. And your hella late,” she pointed out.

Kakashi bowed, “Always. Why would I break my streak?” he chuckled, “And about my attire,” he looked down and shrugged.

Kakashi was in something different tonight. And we all thought he wore that crappy jounin outfit on a date. Black turtleneck and nice slacks. He could look sophisticated any time he wants. That's how he got the cute librarian to come out of her shell.

“What happened to Sasuke?” Kakashi peered in to see a wet towel over his eyes.

“Oh him? He's just training too hard. Think he was worn out by that woman yesterday,” she looked back at him on the couch, “Let's go.”

“So why didn't you stay in school? You got potential.”

Usagi shook her head, “Sure the thought of being a ninja and killing people unaware is appealing. I don't think I'm cut out for it. Too much to think about and my thoughts are usually scattered. I mean right now I'm thinking what color your underwear is and that's just the tip of the iceberg. I love boxing anyway I get to talk crap about my `teammates'.”

“Sasuke's fan members have taken a hating to you. What did you do to them?”

Usagi chuckled, “They just so happened to get me the other day so I returned the favor. Luckily for me, they were having a little sleepover. So I turned on some incense and it was very cruel for me to burn the hair off their heads.”

“In a room full of kunoichis'?” he laughed unbelievably.

“Hey it's true. Ask Sasuke, I brought him along.”

So far, their date has been going pretty swell. Kakashi's a better conversationalist than Sasuke. The atmosphere of the fancy restaurant, also a good choice. Very romantic. Kakashi was overdoing himself.

Usagi was having guilty thoughts about stealing his wallet now. But she couldn't really tell him that they met before and took one of his books instead because he had no money now can she? He'd go berserko and try to rape her or something.

Then again, you can't rape the willing. And Usagi was sure willing to go with Kakashi at any time.

Fast forward to twelve o'clock am…

“Didn't I tell you it was going to be a good date?” Kakashi smiled through his mask.

“No but it was anyway. I should thank Sasuke for getting those digits then,” she smoothed down her black dress.

“You're right,” he leaned a little bit more into her.

One. Shall they kiss? Their heads were already past the line of discrimination.

Two. Should I make them? Tough decision, Sasuke was waiting up for Usagi.

Three. Dare I make Sasuke ruin the moment? Or should I just let them kiss? Ahh the boggling mind of nappyhead's faltering moments!

Kakashi and Usagi's meeting for their date was used in real weblife or myspace as some would call it.

Actual conversation:

I shall SMITE you with flowers (me): There you are Hatake. I see your casual clothing has gotten the ladies attention again. Don't think my wardrobe is gonna get changed. Well keep being late! ciao Hatake

Kakashi Hatake: (bows) Always. why would I break my streak lol and about my attire (looks down and shrugs)