One Piece Fan Fiction ❯ The Misadventures of Luffy ❯ Chapter 1

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By: BuggyCabaji_4ever
This is a story by my brother's friend about Luffy and some random crap that happens to them. The author was too lazy, so he asked me to post this story for him. There may be more to follow, so enjoy!

Anime/Manga: One Piece Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.28.2007 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.2K | Visits: 664 | Status: Completed

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, Eichiro Oda does. But also, I don't own this story. It belongs to a friend of my brother who was too lazy to make a Fanfic account himself. So, here you go!
 
Luffy's Misadventures
Part 1
CW: 3
Luffy: (Standing in a coffee shop) Yay! A restaurant!
Guy: No, it's a coffee shop.
Luffy: (Gets mad) It's a restaurant!
Guy: No, it's not!
Luffy: (Punches guy) Shut up!
(Everyone stands up and gets ready to kill Luffy)
Luffy: Yay! A restaurant fight!
Zolo: (Walks in) Hey….Luffy! You're causing a coffee fight!
Luffy: So?
Zolo: So these are the legendary coffee pirates!
Coco Puffs Bird: Bawk! Coffee pirates!
Luffy: Food! (Chases coco puffs bird)
Coco Puffs Bird: Bawk! Help! Bawk!
Usopp: (Shoots bird, picks it up) Mmm! Looks tasty!
Luffy: (Runs into Usopp, fixes his nose) Get away from it!
Usopp: Yay! My nose is fixed! (Then Usopp's eyes get big and explode) Aah! I can't see!
Buggy: I've been looking for you Usopp. (Gets down on knees) Will you join my crew?
Usopp: (Grabs the guy's eyes that Luffy punched out) No thanks. Your crew is cool, but I don't perform at a circus for $3.50 an hour.
Buggy: Oh, Okay. (Starts to cry)
Zolo: (Whispers to Luffy) How did he become a pirate?
Luffy: (Shrugs. Whispers back) Let's kill him, then we'll have more food!
Pooh: Think, think, think. Oh bother, I forgot..
Luffy: It's not a coffee shop, it's a buffet'!
Lucky: Then where are those kids trying to steal my Lucky Charms?
Zolo: Hey, you're the bastard who stole my swim trunks. Thanks to you, I was naked in the ocean.
Lucky: But chicks dig naked men.
Zolo: No they don't! (Pulls out sword) I'm gonna to make you pay.
Lucky: Your wallet was in there, too.
Zolo: (Stabs Lucky, Finds out he's made of Lucky Charms) What the hell?
Pooh: I am Pooh, king of the hundred acre woods, and soon to be the owner of cereal!
Luffy: Wanna join my crew?
Pooh: How much you got?
Luffy: Uhh….(Checks pocket) 350 berries.
Pooh: Red or blue?
Luffy: Just join my damn crew!
(Meanwhile, Lucky and Zolo are still fighting)
Lucky: I'm invisible!
Zolo: There's only one way to kill you. (Pours milk on Lucky) Luffy! There's food!

 
Part 2!!!!!
CW: 6
 
Luffy: Food! (Runs to Lucky and eats him.) Hey! This tastes like shit, Zolo! I'm gonna kill you!
Zolo: (Starts running) Wait, why am I, Zolo the banker, running?
Usopp: Because you smell like crap.
Fat Albert: Hey, hey… (Usopp shots him.) Ow!
Usopp: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm King of the Pirates!
Luffy: (Salts Fat Albert, eats him, punches Usopp, and continues to chase Zolo) Must… kill Zolo!
Zolo: (draws sword) Prepare to cry!
Buggy: But I'm already crying, Wahhhhh!
Pooh: I'll join your crew, Luffy.
Luffy: What's your power?
Pooh: I uh… (Starts thinking) I'm a rubber bear.
Luffy: (gets angry) Gum Gum, beat the shit out of Pooh! (Pooh copies him.) What the hell!?
Pooh: Like I said, I'm a rubber bear.
Luffy: Yeah! You can definitely join my crew!
Zolo: You need to test him.
Luffy: Who asked you, bitch!? You're still gonna get it!
Zolo: You know what? Today's my birthday.
Everyone but Zolo: Happy Birthday to you! Cha-cha-cha. Happy Birthday Zolo!
Luffy: Open your present!
Zolo: Yay! (Opens a brightly wrapped package that came from nowhere, and is punched by a hidden boxing glove inside)
Luffy: That's for feeding me Lucky Shit!
Pooh: So what's my test?
Luffy: To catch a chicken.
Pooh: (Bewildered as to why Luffy had stopped yelling) Easy!
Luffy: A roasted chicken!
Pooh: WTF!?
Luffy: Easy!
Zolo: (Wakes up.) Where's my cake?
Everyone: Ugh…the store?
Zolo: Okay! (Leaves)
Pooh: I caught a roasted chicken!
Luffy: Yay! Now you can wait in line with the other 5,280 people wanting to join.
#1: We're all Mr. Smiths, except for you. You're a Pooh.
Luffy: And I'm a Luffy!
Zolo: I'm back! (Walks in with a cake longer than Luffy's non-stretched arm and taller than Luffy)
Pooh: Damn! You scored!
Luffy: Food!
 
Part 3
CW: 1
 
Nami: Hey gu… Wahh! Nice cake! I bet it's worth at least 500,000 berries.
Pooh: Red or blue?
Luffy: Not again.
Zolo: Hey, anyone seen Sanji?
Sanji: Here I am. (Emerges from a manhole)
Zolo: What were you doing down there?
Nami: And why do… (Interrupted by Usopp)
Usopp: You smell like crap!
Sanji: Well, I uhhh… (Zolo spots a dead navy guy)
Zolo: Oh, Navy's after us again?
Sanji: No, you see, there was this girl who wanted me to come to her apartment. So I went in and raped her.
Zolo: So why did he chase you?
Sanji: Well it turns out she was only 15 and she was hot!
Nami: Speaking of hot, does anyone smell smoke?
Luffy's crew: The cake! (They turn to see that it's fine)
Zolo: Than what's on fire?
#1: (unenthusiastically) I am. I am. (All the others, except Pooh, catch on fire) Woohoo!
Luffy: I guess Pooh is the only one who can join my crew.
Chopper: Not so fast! I am Chopper! King of Pirates!
Luffy: No, no, no. You're the King of Doctors, not pirates.
Pooh: Luffy, I can't join your crew. A marathon of me is coming on for 6 days and 5 minutes. I can't be late.
Luffy: Okay, okay.
Pooh: I hope we can still be friends.
Luffy: Hell no!
Chopper: (makes Pooh leave) Now I am the only cute character in the show!
Nami and Sanji: We're cute too!
Hello Kitty: Hi guys.
Zolo: Who's got a dog?
Trix Rabbit: Not I.
Zolo: (Kills them both) Easy
Trix Kitty: Not that easy.
Zolo: What the…? They…they morphed!
Hello Rabbit: There are 2 morphs.
Luffy: (Eats both morphed monsters) Yummy!
Both Morphs: Crap!
Nami: What a weird crew.
Usopp: You're part of it too.
Nami: Who asked you?
Usopp: Uhhhh… (Looks at TV) Tigger.
Luffy: (Listens to Tigger's song) He's made of rubber too!
Zolo: The stench of absent-mindedness…
Sanji: There will be no stench in my kitchen!
Zolo: Like I said; absent-mindedness.
Nami: This isn't a kitchen! It's a… (thinks)
 
 
Part 4
CW: 1
 
Luffy: It's a restaurant!
Usopp: That smells like crap!
Coffee Pirates: We waited almost three parts to kill you, Luffy. Now we can. (One of them is about to cut Luffy's head off)
Zolo: Duck, Luffy!
Usopp: I wanna watch, but I gotta crap.
Nami: Good luck finding a bathroom.
Pirates: Are you guys done yet?
Everyone: (Notices Luffy is gone) Where is Luffy?
(Everyone stares at a hole in the cake)
Zolo: He's in there.
Nami: (yelling) Come out, Luffy!
Luffy: Okay. (Comes out) Hi guys! Great cake, Zolo!
Zolo: Thanks. I bought it, though…
Sanji: Where'd you buy it from?
Luffy: Ooh, I know, I know! You bought it at a store down the road! Am I right?
Zolo: Hell no! I bought it from a Pirate Ship.
Nami: What was the pirate's name?
Zolo: I think it was a monkey, but I'm not too sure that is was a monkey.
Sanji: Was his name Spencer?
Zolo: Yeah, Spencer the Monkey.
Luffy's crew: How did Spencer escape from the Ape Escape games?
Luffy: I blame Tigger.
Sanji: Did Spencer say or do something strange?
Zolo: Yeah, he put a blinky thing inside the cake, and he said when my birthday was over, it would blow up and say, "Happy Birthday". My birthday ends in 3 minutes.
Luffy: (Eats the rest of the cake) Yummy!
Zolo: You just ate the blinky thing!
Nami: You're such an idiot!
Sanji: Make him throw it up!
Zolo: 2 minutes left!
Luffy: Why me!? Why oh why oh why?
Usopp: Because you smell like crap!
Luffy: Guys, go on; leave me to die. That's an order.
Zolo: No! You helped me get closer to reaching my dream.
Nami: You made me rich.
Sanji: You made me realize why I cook.
Chopper: You became my first friend.
Usopp: Not me. I'm leaving. (Walks by Buggy, who promptly blows up)
Luffy: So he ate the blinky thing!
Zolo: Yep, and Usopp is dead. So is Buggy.
Remaining People: Yay! Usopp is dead!
 
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Hah! I hoped you liked this. This was actually written by a friend of my brother's, but he has disowned this and his other Luffy stories. I know it's random and doesn't make sense, but I hope you still liked it. XD