Pet Shop Of Horrors Fan Fiction ❯ 100 Cups of Tea ❯ Desperate Measures ( Chapter 56 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Petshop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None
Category: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual Implications
Title: Desperate Measures
Author: yellowhorde
Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, drabble100. Prompt # 11 - `Red'
 
 
DESPERATE MEASURES
 
 
Leon slammed his teacup onto the table, still seething from his latest rejection.
 
“I haven't had sex in forever, D!” he bemoaned, “I'm a young attractive man in his prime and… Damn it, I have needs!”
 
“Have you considered taking matters into your own hands?” D murmured impishly.
 
Leon glared.
 
“Red is the color of passion, Detective,” D continued, “Why not simply buy some red sheets?”
 
Leon snorted derisively. “Like that would work.”
 
“It was only a suggestion.”
 
*****
 
“How may I help you, sir?” The sales associate asked when Leon approached the register.
 
“Do you have any red sheets?”
 
 
THE END