Pet Shop Of Horrors Fan Fiction ❯ 100 Cups of Tea ❯ City Boy ( Chapter 80 )
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By: yellowhorde 
Anime/Manga: Pet Shop Of Horrors Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Police / Supernatural / / Shounen | Type: Vignette | Uploaded On: 01.08.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 449 | Visits: 293 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Pet Shop Of Horrors Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Police / Supernatural / / Shounen | Type: Vignette | Uploaded On: 01.08.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 449 | Visits: 293 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own Petshop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None
Category: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Language
Title: City Boy
Author: yellowhorde
Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, psohdrabble. Challenge #143 - `Nature'
CITY BOY
“I'm never going anywhere with you again!” Leon moaned, scratching vigorously. “'The woods are lovely this time of year', my ass!”
“Please, don't, Detective,” D murmured sympathetically, “It'll only make things worse. Just lie down."
Reluctantly, Leon unbuckled his belt and lowered first his jeans, then his drawers. Blushing, he stretched out onto the sofa and kept still as D delicately dabbed Calamine lotion onto his rear and the backs of his thighs.
“You'll just have to be more careful where you…uh, step.”
“Well, fuck, D! I'm a city boy! How was I supposed to know it was poison oak?”
THE END