Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Against all odds ❯ Psycho's amongst us ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer.I don't own Ranma 1/2 or any charaters derived from such anime/manga.
I am NOT Rumiko Takahashi. I am however a caffine slurping ciggarette addicted
foul mouthed and minded slightlly psychotic redheaded australian male.

This IS going to be a crossover but not one tried often as it is implauseable

and cliche. Meaning Psycho boy gets punted into Ranma 1/2 has a few

tussles and misadventures and gets shunted back home.

Only problm is Psycho boy seems too have made an 'impression'

upon a few Ranma 1/2 castmembers namely 'Ranko' Ukyo and Mousse

The fun REALLY begins when the Ranma cast end up HERE safe to say?
It sucks to be Genma or Ranma's detractors as all that anime bullshit don't

work in the REAL world folks. Definitelly not a fan fave of Akane or the

NWC members myself

Every story needs a beginning? Now lets get to it eh...

Sucks to be Psycho boy in the first half of this fanfic.

Sucks to be Psycho boy in all the fanfic...That's life... It's a bitch

then you DIE...or at least wish you were dead or in an anime....
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Ranma 1/2 Against all odds Chapter one: Psycho's amongst us
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Ranma-Chan looked at the tall man she brought to the Tendo home. More pertinently
into his/her bed or futon. The man lay upon the bedding still as a corpse.Off green/blue

shirt. Dirty off creme white pants being held up by a leather belt with a obscure beltbuckle

that seemed mystic in origin or possibly bizzare gothic. Leather boots the kind that

assholes useully find firmly attached to their ass with rough perswasion.

*Who the hell is this guy?*

The aquatransexual thought to herself as she noted the near skinheads hair was red.
stubbly beard growth and small moustache groth upon the myserious visitor's face.
Resting upon the bridge of his nose and the arms restingh upon his ears was a pair

of wire framed prescription lens glassess. Ranma-Chan shook her head in both

irritation and exasperation

 

"Glad he's not chinese... he could pass for Duck-Boy's Brother...sans the

obvious differences."
She muttered to herself in disquiet and disgust.

Being the person that she was. Ranma-Chan had stripped he man off his

wallet and valubles and stashd them into her own subspace pocket that was

keyed into his/her own personal use and his/her use ONLY! after all she

had seen the amont of paper money with varying denominations.

Noting the amont was paltry at best or soi Ranma-Chan thought it was

her duty to protect this rather unorthidox visitor's wealth(Or lack of) from

a certain lying theiving no good bastard of a human being...Namely Genma

Saotome his/her own father. It was times like this that Ranma wished she

was either adopted or Raven of the Teen Titans.

 

At least Tigon was honest about his needs and ambitions unliike the

useless fat tub of lard Ranma had for father. She sat upon her haunches

and tilted her head to one side

 

"Sheesh your a pale sorry excuse for a guy, You make Goussengi look normal...."
Ranma-Chan stated bluntlly to the six foot tall man whom was now regaining

the world of the living.

 

"God my head feels like crap. Damn lightning bolt. Lucky to be alive I guess. At

least nothing really bad happened to me THIS time. And my brothers reckon

I am paranoid for no good reason. I have a reason allright....

God hates me plain and simple."

The australian accented english stated in a bitter and sarcastic snarl.

The now awake redhead opened his blue eyes and scanned the room

"This ain't home...where the fuck am I now?"

The redhead unintentionally paraphrazed one Ryouga Hibiki.

Ranma blinked uncertainlly inwardlly thankfull that he DID pay attention

in Hinako's classess subtly as he had a secret he knew English better than most now.

 

"Your in the Tendo family home more pertinentlly MY futon? My name's

Ranma.Now who the hell are you!"


The redhead man whipped to face the feinine english tone and his featues

became more distraught and morbid and resigned.

"It's official....God must REALLY fucking hate me! My name is Brian

Chattillon. I guess it's a dubious honour to make your aquaintence

Ranma Saotome. Any chance there's a way too see myself clear as

to getting out ofg this house without being driven insane..or in my case

MORE insane. Trust me I do NOT want a bar of any of the NWC or you.

No offence but your kind of freinds could make my life even MORE misrable

and pathetic than it allready is at present."

 

Brian stood and patted himslf down and narrowed his eyes

"Where's my wallet."

Brian hissed that sentence out with barely concealled rage

Ranma-Chan swallowed as she raised her arms wardinglly as she could

feel the negitive ki within this man limited as it was from many Ki blocks

and other parting shots that fate liked to slap upon her amusemets.

 

"Chill man, I got your stuff. Unless you relly wanted my pops to find it."
Ranma stated in a dissarming unassuming way as to offset this lanky skinny

man's wrath. Brin'ds left arm shoty out palm upward in a grabbing motion

 

"Gimmie my wallet back ...Please. Then I can bust out of this fucked up

home with my dignity and whatever remains of my sanity intact. No

offence but I definitely DON'T want to be in the same house as that

violent closet lesbian Akane Tendo(u). I like my health as it is. I don't

want to be that spoilt little bitch's gimp. I am no Sadomasochistic idiot

like you are. "

 

Brian stated with a healthy bit of distain. True he DID like Ranma but in

his mind, the kid deserved a bullet in the head by a point blank gun, to

ALLOW a spoilt child with anger management and psychosis problems

to lay into him with a goddamn chi mallet attack. Especially when MOSTLY

it wasn't even remotelly HIS fault it was the other contributing NWC factors

or the 'Responsible' Fathers that is.

Ranma frowned slightlly

"I aint no sadowhatever you take that back!"
The aquatransexual stated hotly anger within her tone. Brian crossed his arms

over his chest

 

"Nup, ain't gunna happen. You allow girls to beat you up wih wapons.

Either you get off on the abuse? Or your really one big fucking stupid

idiot that thinks things will change."

 

Here Brian quoted with fingers

"Maybe if I just stick with it, things will change and people will treat

me with the respect I deserve"

Brian stated in a falsetto tone. He then glared at Ranma

"Here is some free advice? The day Akane treats you with serious

respect and trusts you? WITHOUT outside influence be it natural OR

otherwise? Will be the day Satan sips herbal tea up in heaven with god

plaiting braids in female angels hair. OR starts figure skating in hell

wichever come sooner."

Brian stated s he snatched away his walet from the offput Saotome and

stalked out of the room. For good mesure kicked the fat overweight panda

that was in the hall right in the nuts.
|Why pick on ME!|
|I'm only a cute harmless panda|

Brian narrowed his eyes at the sign weilding bamboo eating

chinese panda

"Pull the other one? It plays fucking Jingle Bells!"

Although in cursed form Genma outweight and towered over the stranger

Brian glared hard.
"Come near me in any way shape or form? And I will make what your

wife will do to you, look like tender sweet and loving mercy Capesche?"

Brian stated in a deadly whisper towards one pandafied Genma Saotome

whom nodded owlishlly.Brian stormed off quietlly as he was developng

a rather bad headache. Not only did the hapless dimentional wanderer

get struck by lightning and survive? He had the dubious singular honour

of talking to the chaos magnet incarnate in said anime and had the dubious

pleasure of meeting Mr Panda... Brian's headache started to get worse.

 

"Why this anime? Why couldn't it be I dunno The Grimm adventues of

Billy&Mandy? Teen Titans? Kim Possible? Hell I would even tollerate

Thundercats! But Nooooo It HAD to be Ranma 1/2."

 

Brian bitched out to himself under his breath as a anime raincloud hung

overhead shooting lightningbolts and raining on him just to show for comedic

puposes how deep of a funk and pissed off he was.

From his introspect within the side alley a white robed cokebottle glassess

wearing male amazon tilted his head to one side pondering just how in the

nine hells that Gaijin could create such an intruiging if not bizzare rare show

of latent Ki Manipulation.

* I was going to ask how he could do that but by the look on his face

I had better ask later...He doesn't look in the mood to accomidate my

reasonable query.. not without serious reprisals at the moment. I maybe

stubborn but I am NOT that stubborn as to needle an allready pissed
off stranger*

Mousse thought to himself mentally as he emptied the rubbishbins into the

main one outside the back of the Neko-Haten restarunt. The next time he

looked up the stranger was gone. Shaking his head wistfully the teenage

boy bustled back into the restaraunt with a quiet long suffering sigh of

tollerance.

*If this abuse of myself keeps up? I just don't think I will like the

consiquences of what will happen. For starters I WILL not hold

back against the old mummy and Xian-Pu anymore.*

 

The misguided amazon thought to himself in growing despondant despair

and muted love bordering on long suffeing anguish. YES he did love Shampoo

in all terms of the word for 10+ years it had grown to a blind obsession that

shampoo could do no wrong to him. Now after these few months of harsh

abuse both physical and emotional it was high time he saw the truth of the

matter. He may love shampoo unconditionally? But shampoo hated his fucking

guts and wished he never was born well that's what he assumed and rightly so

considering all the abuse he suffered

Needless to say it was going to be a long pain filled day for one Mhu Tzu.

From the window of her own restaraunt one Ukyo Kounji was gazing at the

hunched over form of the redhead a melancholy and bitter expression was

seen upon his features.

 

*Woah...I havent seen anyone look THAT depressed not even Ryouga.

And THAT'S saying something.*

The brunette thought to herself as Konasatu Kensan was beside her

"Mistress Ukyo...That has got to be the most depressed I have ever seen

someone actually express short of that Hibiki boy? Did someone in his

family die? Or maybe his pet."

 

The gender confused ninja statd uncertainlly to his benafactor.

Ukyo shrugged unconcernedlly

 

"I dunno but I can't say I like seeing someone look THAT depressed for

no good reason.Besides it's none of our affair, unless he becomes a customer

then maybe we get involved. I don't like sadsacks in my restaraunt. Not meaning

to sound cold and bitchy but it gives bad press if a sombre sourpuss left like

that after eating one of MY okonmiyaki specials..."
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Brian by either fault or design by fate or warped musings of the gods actually

found himslf in front of the most chaotic highschool besides Rival School fame.

Funrikan KouKou. Brian blinked uncertainly as he heard a voice adress him

 

"Halt there vagrant what purpose does such a threadbare vagabond like you

have within the hallowed walls of these halls of learning? Speak now or I shall

evict you from these sacred premisis forthwith."

 

The voice stated with certainty and a mattering of aloofness as well as arogance.

Brian faced the author of the smug assured ton blinked once and looked

heavenward and bemoaned

"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST ME!"

Brian ranted out to whatever deity was responsible for this bizzare twist of fate
Tatewaki Meanwhile was rather offput that the vagrant was ignoring him and

swearing toward the heavens in a VERY pissed off tone. Brian then looked

at Tatewaki and blinked

 

"Your shoelaces ar untied."

Brian stated simply. Kuno being the rather simple minded sort when he

is lost in his delusions looked down nd was promptly kneed in the face

for an instant KO

Brian straightened his leg and dusted off the blood from the now

KO'd man's nose

"I can't belive he fell for that!"

Brian muttered to noone inparticular Sure Tatewaki was somewhat

delusional but he was no idiot He WAS the captain of the Kendo team

for a REASON. Namely because he was very good at his dicipline

of martial art even if he had skewered theroies about it. Shaking his head

wryly he grimaced as he lugged then hefted the man over one shoulder and

made his way to the Nurse's office.

 

"I know I know no good deed goes unpunished? But god allmighty the

idiot deserved it and how!"

Brian muttered darkly under his breath little knowing he was being observed

subtly by a amazon Tracker by the nam of Perfume. Pur Fum watched the

stranger with tenacity. She had observed the stranger from his bizzare near

mystical arrival to their world and landing on top of Ranma to this moment

in time.

*He is a strange enigma, not a warrior of importance and yet he took out

a skilled swordsman in one blow? Not only that but he bested Xian-Pu's

husband on mere arrival! I must report this to Elder Khulon immidiatelly*

With that the chinese beauty made her way unobtrusivelly back to the

Neko-Haten to report what she witnessed and heard about this new

arival to nerima and the fact that this stranger bested Ranma whilst in

CURSED form.

Brian had a shiver run up along his spine as he exited the school his Kuno

chore done

"Why do I get the feeling? That I am going to regret running into Tatewaki."
He mused to himself as he felt the hairs on the nape of his neck rise.

 

"Crap. I forgot those chinese amazons are here as well. If any of them saw me.

... Great if not being harassed by NWC it's being harassed by Colonge and

those damn amazons.What's next? Raven deciding she wants to marry me

as Breeding stock?"

Brian muttred sarcasticly to himself. Elsewhere in America within Jump city a

certain half demon heroine sneezed she had a nightmare that her father demanded

that she marry a australian that could give Slade a run for his mony on the psycho

and paranoid scale of things.

*Who said that was a dream? You WILL marry him, I want

GRANDCHILDREN!!*

Raven blanched as she sensed her father's presence in her mind

"I thought we defeated you and killed you!"

She murmured uncertainlly in her usual monotone.

*I'm A interdimentional HELL GOD! Immortal? Now go and secure that

man no matter what!He can be a very useful weapon if manipulated in the

right way. Am I understood.*

Trigon's voice rumbled with power within his daughters mind. Raven bowed

her head and grimaced in pain as Trigon sent thre sensation of what would

happen should she becom unruly
"Understood .........Father."

She whimpered out after the last sensations of otherworldly pain abated from

her painwracked form

*Don't screw this up this is my chance to enter this realm. Deliberatelly fail

or cause an impass and I WILL kill your freinds and make their souls suffer

my wrath. You however I will ENJOY torturing for all eternity. The same

kind of torture you sainted whore of a mother went through*

Trigon stated mentaly to his daughter then fell silent and watched on in

perverse amusement upon the upcoming games and trials. Being immortal

DID have it's fringe benifits.
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Hmm Ranma got rid of One Demi-God in a round about way?
And now a bigger asshole crops up.I guess it sucks to Be Ranma these days eh?