Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ I'm the Mother and the Father? ❯ I's a Girl ( Chapter 3 )

I'm the Father and the Mother?

A Ranma Fanfic by Michael A. Ivins

 

Ranma and friends are owned by Rumiko Takahashi along with her publishers and Viz Video. I make no money off this so please don't sue me.

 

Recap of chapter 2

After learning she was pregnant as well as the father of the baby, Ranma broke down crying on Nabiki's shoulder. Nabiki felt responsible for the problem so she went with Ranma to a clinic where a probe was used to take a sample from Ranma's womb to use for a DNA test to determine who the father was. The doctor supervising the procedure saw the fear in Ranma's eyes and suspected Ranma had been raped by a family member.

 

Chapter 3

It's a Girl!

 

Dr. Tofu took a deep breath. Part of the reason he had left on his sabatical was to find help for his Kasumi mania. This would be his first test.

 

He picked up the phone and dialed the number of the Tendo dojo. It was answered by a pleasant female voice with a musical lilt to it. “Tendo Residence.”

 

Hmm, feeling nervous but still capable of rational thought. So far so good. “Hello, Kasumi. This is Tofu Ono. Could you ask Ranama to come to the phone?”

 

“Oh, Dr. Tofu, how nice of you to call. I believe Ranma it out in the dojo exercising. I'll get her for you.”

 

A few minutes later a pleasant soprano voice spoke, sounding a little out of breath, “Hello, doc. What news do you have?”

 

“You haven't been sparring, have you?”

 

“No, doc. I've just been working out and doing katas. You told me that sparring could be bad for the you-know-what.”

 

“You haven't told them yet?”

 

“Not yet. I want to be sure I have all the facts.”

 

“Then I think you'd better come over as soon as you can.”

 

“You've got the result of yesterday's test? I thought you said that would take days.”

 

“That's part of what I need to talk to you about.”

 

“I'll be there.”

 

Ranma hung up the phone and turned to find Nabiki standing behind her. She said, “I heard Kasumi saying it was Dr. Tofu on the phone. Do you mind if I come with you?”

There had been a time when Ranma would have preferred not to spend time in the company of the brown haired girl. Lately she had found the other girl's presence to be a great comfort. “Sure, I'd be glad for the company.”

 

As they headed toward the door, Akane watched with a frown. Those two ware spending a lot of time together the last few days. What was going on between them? Akane was the fiancé, shouldn't she be the one Ranma took places?

 

As they got out of sight of the Tendo dojo Ranma reached out and took hold of Nabiki's hand. Nabiki wasn't sure if it was as good idea to do this in public but gripped the other's hand anyway. Something about it just felt… right.

 

They spent the walk in a companionable silence. Nabiki thought she would get the answers to her questions once they got to the clinic.

 

Dr. Tofu greeted them when they got into the clinic. “Ranma, Nabiki. You're…”

 

She finished, “I'm the one who threw the water that got Ranma into her present condition. I feel bad about that.”

 

The Doctor turned to Ranma, “Do you mind if she hears?”

 

“No, I don't mind. The way I see it, she kind of has an interest in this.”

 

They went to Dr. Tofu's office so they could sit. “I know that I told you that the test would take a few days to get the result. That's not because of how long it takes to conduct the test but because of waiting for your sample's turn. Dr. Hinagami, the doctor who supervised the procedure that took the sample, requested the lab to put a rush on the analysis. That could lead to a problem.”

 

Ranma asked, “What kind of problem? Why the rush?”

 

“She said you were putting up a `brave front' but she was able to see fear in your eyes. It made her concerned that your pregnancy might be the result of rape.”

 

Ranma was surprised, “I know I've been feeling scared, but I've been trying to hide it.”

 

“And she said you were very good at it. It's just that she's been a doctor for a long time and she's used to seeing through such pretenses.”

 

The doctor paused, “Before I go into that further, let me tell you the results of the test. Without going into all the medical terminology, the father of your child is listed as a `close family member.' By that they mean either a brother or your father.”

 

“My dad, eww. I have trouble understanding what my mom sees in him. I can't imagine being attracted to him myself.”

 

“That's not the point. From what it says, there can be no remaining doubt that your male side is the father. Because they don't know about the curse they would naturally conclude that it was a relative.”

 

Ranma looked a little sad. “I guess that could be looked at as good news. It means nobody had sex with me when I was unconscious or anything. I wasn't raped and unaware of it. But why do you say this other doctor could be a problem?”

 

“To explain that I need to give a little history. Five years ago Dr. Hinagami had a patient who disturbed her greatly. It was a 13 year old girl who had been made pregnant by her 18 year old brother. It turned out that the brother had been sexually abusing the girl for two years.”

 

Nabiki gasped, “He started on her when she was just 11?”

 

Ranma put in, “That's sick!”

 

“No argument from me. The problem is that since then she is very vigilant for any sign of sexual abuse of minor girls and especially cases of incest. She suspected you had been raped or otherwise sexually abused and was threatening to call the police.”

 

In spite of her fear and confusion, Ranma was able to see the absurdity of that. She said, “The last I heard it wasn't against the law for people to sexually molest themselves.”

 

“True, but try explaining that.”

 

Ranma considered it. “We can't tell this Hinagami woman about the curse, she wouldn't believe it. Nobody ever believes in the curse without seeing it demonstrated and I'm locked now. What did you tell her?”

 

“I told her your case wasn't like that girl 5 years ago without going into specifics. I told her your situation is complex and needs to be handled delicately.”

 

“What'd she say?”

 

“I persuaded her to let you and me handle it. She asked to be kept informed about the situation.”

 

Ranma heaved a great sigh. “I just hope that before she does anything either the baby is born or the curse is unlocked or both. If I could demonstrate the curse it should get her to back off.”

 

“Ranma?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“Please don't think badly of Dr. Hinagami. I have often heard you say that it is the duty of a martial artist to protect the weak. She is trying to protect a girl she believes is unable to fight back.”

 

“But I can fight!”

 

“She doesn't know that. What she thinks she sees in you is scared young girl who has been sexually abused or raped. To her thinking you wouldn't have been pregnant and scared if you had been able to fight back.”

 

Ranma thought about it. “When you put it that way she sounds kind of nice.”

 

“When you're the girl in such a situation she can be very nice. She can be very frightening to the boy.”

 

“Where does that leave me? I'm both.”

 

“As you said, let's hope that you'll be able to demonstrate the curse by the time we have to talk to her again.”

 

“Did you get the results of those other tests? The blood and urine tests?”

 

“Yes, I got those results earlier this morning. They confirm the pregnancy and show that you are in excellent health for a pregnant woman.”

 

“Ah, doc? I was kind of thinking of going to talk to Cologne when we're done here.”

 

“That might be an excellent idea. I don't know anyone who is more knowledgeable about Jusenkyo curses than she is. She may be able to provide some insights that will help you to better deal with this.”

 

“Actually I really don't have much of a choice. Shampoo thinks I'm sick and she threatened knock me out and carry me if I didn't go on my own.”

 

The Doctor laughed. “That sounds like Shampoo's approach to life.”

 

Even Ranma had to chuckle at that. “Yeah, you're right about that.”

 

Dr. Tofu handed Ranma a business card with the name of a doctor on it. “This is name of an OB/GYN. That means she's a women's specialist who also cares for pregnant women. I think you should go to see her. She can prescribe the right kinds of vitamins to take the best care of your baby along with giving other information you will need to know.”

 

Nabiki was looking at the card and said, “That's the same OB/GYN that Kasumi, Akane and I go to. At least we'd be keeping it in the family.”

 

“A lady doctor? Do I have to?”

 

Dr Tofu said, “Right now you are a lady and a pregnant one. Women in that condition need exams at specific stages in their pregnancies, they need special vitamins and other things to assure the birth of a health baby. It's outside my specialty. You would be better off in her care for this.”

 

“OK, I'll call and make an appointment when we get back to the dojo.”

 

Nabiki looked at her watch. “We left without getting lunch first. Since we're going to the Nekohanten anyway, let's get some ramen when we get there.”

 

Ranma agreed, “That sounds like a great idea.”

 

Dr. Tofu gave Ranma some pamphlets on pregnancy and childbirth. He cautioned that the information he had was pretty general and Ranma should get more from the OB/GYN.

 

Ranma and Nabiki walked at a very leisurely pace. They were hoping that the worst of the lunch rush would be over by the time they arrived at the Chinese restaurant. They even stopped in a park on the way and sat on a bench. Although it still seemed odd to them they were simply enjoying each other's company. While they walked Ranma again held Nabiki's hand and it was beginning to feel natural.

 

When they got to the Nekohanten they released their grip on each other's hands. It seemed they had timed their arrival well. There were still people eating, but there didn't appear to be anyone waiting to be served.

 

Shampoo saw them from across the room and came to meet them. Her usual bubbly personality seemed subdued. “Airen come see great grandmother?”

 

“Yes. But we didn't get lunch so could I get a beef ramen first?”

 

Nabiki said, “Shrimp for me.”

 

“OK.” She moved as if turning away, but stopped and turned back. “Is Airen feeling OK?”

 

“I'm feeling OK for now.” She didn't say it, but was thinking, “I'm not looking forward to morning sickness.”

 

Shampoo nodded and moved off to place the order. Mousse was looking on from the kitchen. He was confused by Shampoo's behavior because she wasn't glomping Saotome. Shampoo wasn't her usual self. Mousse started getting angry. Did Saotome say something that made his darling Shampoo sad?

 

When Shampoo put in the order Mousse asked, “Why are you sad?”

 

“Airen's curse locked. He sick too.”

 

Mousse wasn't sure how to react to that. Maybe it was a fatal illness that would leave him a clear field to pursue Shampoo. Even as he thought it, he felt vaguely ashamed with himself for wishing such a thing on anyone, even a rival.

 

Ranma and Nabiki were just finishing up their ramen when they heard the `thump, thump' of Cologne's walking stick as she pogoed toward them. “Hello, Son in Law. Shampoo tells me you want to talk to me.”

 

Ranma glanced around. There were still a few other customers in the restaurant. She said, “Could we go someplace a little more private. Some of the stuff I need to say, I don't want the whole world hearing it.”

 

The wizened old woman nodded and said, “Let's go to my office.”

 

The office was a small room made more cramped by a file cabinet and a desk. There was one chair behind the desk and two in front. Ranma and Nabiki took the two chairs in front while Cologne hopped into the chair behind the desk.

 

While Nabiki was channeling her Ice Queen persona, Ranma was fidgeting. “I guess Shampoo already told you my curse was locked.”

 

“Yes, she told me. Do you know of anything you did that might have caused that?”

 

“I have a pretty good idea. Uh, would me getting pregnant lock the curse?”

 

“You're pregnant!” There was a look of shock on her face. “You have managed to surprise me. That is not something I would have expected to hear from a person who is always so adamant about his masculinity.”

 

She paused in thought. “So who was it? I'll bet it was that Hibiki boy. I sometimes wondered if that hostility was a mask for deeper affection.”

 

Ranma was sputtering, “What… you, you think that me… and… Ryoga? If that wasn't so disgusting it would be funny!”

 

“So who is the father?”

 

“Well, you're going to find this a little hard to believe. I'm the father.”

 

The aged crone reeled back to lean against the backrest of her chair. “You shouldn't say things like that to a woman as old as I am. I thought you just said you are the father to a child for which you are the mother.”

 

Ranma heaved a mighty sigh. “Yeah, that's what I said.”

 

“How sure of this are you?”

 

“Pretty sure. They did lots of tests on me to be sure I'm pregnant. They did a DNA test on the kid to be sure who the father is. It's either my male side or my brother and you know I don't have a brother.”

 

“In all of the history of Jusenkyo I have only heard of one time when a woman gave birth to a child to which she was both mother and father.”

 

“You mean something like this has happened before?”

 

“Yes. It is not exactly parallel but close enough. Before I give you the story about that, there a few things that I should tell you Jusenkyo curses.”

 

She became contemplative for a moment. “There is little known about the person who cursed the valley or why they did it. It is believed that the purpose of the curse was so that the people who got the curses would learn some important life lesson. In your case you turn into a girl because you were raised to be dismissive of women, of their strengths and other qualities.”

 

“What about Ryoga? What does he learn from being a pig?”

 

“It is a life lesson for someone so strong to spend time as an animal that is small and helpless.”

 

She continued, “There is a saying in our tribe that the Nyanniichuan curse wants its victims to get pregnant. On the face of it that's a silly thing to say because the curse is not a person. It has no wants or desires.”

 

“What do you mean by that?”

 

“What it means is that any man cursed to turn into a girl by the Nyanniichuan is twice as likely to get pregnant when having sex with a man as any normal woman with no curse. I never mentioned it to you before because you were always so insistent on your manhood, even when in your cursed form.”

 

“Twice as likely?”

 

“That's right. It could be that the person who created the curses wanted it this way. You would certainly learn more about what is like to be a woman be becoming pregnant.”

 

“Great! But what about my case?”

 

“Let me tell you a story about a warrior named Gel. This happened about 150 years ago. I was an elder at the time, but not yet a Matriarch. I was not personally involved in these events, I was away from the village at the time.”

 

“Gel was deeply in love with another of our warriors. She wanted to spend the rest of her life with this other woman. If that had been all there was to it there wouldn't have been a problem. Love between two woman is not common but not looked on with disapproval. Gel took it farther.”

 

“Gel wanted to give her lover something that no woman can give, she wanted to give her lover a child. In the past when a situation like this came up the two women would adopt a child or one of them would get a man to be the father and the women would raise the child as their own. Gel was not satisfied with that.

 

“So Gel went to Jusenkyo and got the Nanniichuan curse so she could turn into a man and father a child on his lover. There was a further complication to this situation. There was a boy who loved Gel. It was an obsession with him. In fact this boy's fixation on Gel was in some ways like Mousse and the fixation he has on Shampoo.”

 

“As it was related to me later the two warriors were consummating their union when the boy burst in on them with a kettle of hot water. He threw the water and it struck Gel just as he was at the point of orgasm. It was later discovered that Gel was pregnant.

 

“At that time we did not have all the tests you have available today. Still, since Gel had never been with a man, it wasn't that hard to figure out. Difficult to believe, but not hard to figure out.”

 

“What happened to her?” Asked Nabiki.

 

“After the baby was born, Gel was banished. What she had done was a violation of our laws. The baby was kept and raised by the rest of the village. She was not told the details of her origin. It was done that way so she would not suffer any social stigma.”

 

“Is she still around today?” asked Ranma.

 

“She died in battle against the Musk. She never had children of her own.”

 

Ranma placed a hand on her abdomen and looked at it for a moment. “Was she healthy? Was there anything wrong with her that you ever heard?”

 

“You worry for the health of your own child, don't you?”

 

“Dr. Tofu say this is like a girl having a baby with her brother as the father. I've heard bad things can happen to a baby from that. Yes, I'm worried.”

 

“Gel's child was beautiful and strong. She was a courageous and skilled warrior. She showed no ill effects as a result of her strange origin. I pray it will be the same for your child as well. There were even some who theorized that because of the double of dose of curse magic that for the child it is an actual blessing.”

 

“Am I going to be stuck as a girl forever?”

 

“On that question there is a bit more information than the situation of the parentage of your child. You will remain locked until about seven weeks after you give birth. Please be aware that you must give birth for it to unlock. If the pregnancy is artificially terminated or if you miscarry you will stay female either until you die or you give birth to another baby.”

 

“Who thinks up these rules?”

 

“I have asked that on many occasions. As far as I know there are no formal, written `rules.' These were observed as the way the curse works over the 1500 years since the girl drowned in the spring.”

 

She paused, “May I ask how you came to be in this situation?”

 

“It's kind of embarrassing.”

 

“If it's any comfort to you, I promise never to tell Shampoo or Mousse.”

 

“Ok, if you insist. It was Sunday morning. I'd been working out and had gone to wash up. I got to thinking about Akane and remember a few of the times I'd seen her naked. I got aroused and I masturbated. I got so involved in doing that that I didn't notice when Nabiki walked in.”

 

Nabiki continued, “I saw what he was doing and was going to let him finish it in peace when I noticed the buckets of water he had filled to wash up with. At the time I just felt it would be funny to splash him while he was `involved.' I didn't know how close he was to orgasm.”

 

“I see,” said Cologne. “Well, that explains the self impregnation. What I don't understand is why you didn't just change back to a boy.”

 

“What do you mean?”

 

“This is another one of those `rules' that was learned by observing. If a Nyananiichuan cursed man has sex as a woman, she can avoid getting pregnant by changing back to a man immediately after the sexual intercourse. Even if a pregnancy occurs, changing back to a man within one hour will cause a miscarriage without the curse locking. Beyond that you are `stuck' as you termed it.”

 

Nabiki kept control of her facial expression but only with a supreme effort. She thought to herself, “Oh thanks, Granny. Lay even more guilt on me. If I hadn't taken Ranma off to my room for all those hours, she wouldn't be pregnant now. It's all my fault.”

 

Ranma, responding to Cologne's question, just said, “I… was doing… stuff … that I needed to be a girl for. I didn't know there would be any problem from not changing back right away.”

 

Cologne raised an eyebrow at the mention of stuff that Ranma needed to be a girl for. Still, all she said was, “You can be forgiven for your ignorance. It is not a situation that comes up very often. I could have warned about your increased fertility, but I honestly didn't see the need.”

 

She paused for a moment. “Would you like to know if the child you carry is male or female?”

 

“You can do that?” asked both Ranma and Nabiki.

 

“With a deep chi reading it is possible even at this early stage. The fact that both `parents' carry magic from the curse makes it much easier.” She hopped onto the desk then went to sit on the front edge. The red haired girl leaned closer and Cologne placed her tiny hand onto Ranma's abdomen.

 

There was no visible sign of anything happening, but Ranma could feel a sensation of gentle warmth. After a moment the warmth stopped and the amazon elder leaned back. “You carry a girl child. It is a little early to tell but her aura feels strong. I think she will be healthy. It might be a good idea to come back here in two month for another reading.”

 

Ranma placed her hands lightly on her abdomen and a look of wonder came to her face. “A girl…” she said, wonder in her voice as well. “A healthy girl.” As she gazed at her stomach she seemed lost in thought. Finally she said, “I'll call you Ranko,” addressing the fetus within her womb.

 

Nabiki asked, “Isn't the alias you used when you were hiding from your mom? You were pretending to be my cousin.”

 

Ranma looked up with a defiant expression. “She's my daughter and I think Ranko's a good name! Since I'm both mom and dad it's my right to choose.”

 

“Hey, calm down. I wasn't saying it was a bad name. I was just commenting. You might not want to get into a habit of saying you are mom and dad. People might have trouble understanding it.”

 

Cologne seemed intrigued. “From your attitude just now, may I assume that being pregnant no longer frightens you?”

 

“Of course I'm still scared. I'd be a fool not to be. I think my fear may be changing. How am I going to raise this child? I don't have a job and who's going to hire an unwed mother my age?”

 

Cologne said, “You could come back the village with us. Once the lock on your curse comes off you could marry Shampoo and raise your daughter together. You and your daughter would be honored.”

 

Ranma looked like she was getting angry, then it seemed as if her anger just… evaporated. “Ok, Cologne. I'm going to mark that one down as `nice try.' I'm not going to let you use my child as a lever to get me to do something I don't want to. Still, I want to do what's best for little Ranko.”

 

The redhead seemed to consider for a while. “I'll tell you what. Leaving my homeland forever would be a pretty big decision. I don't want do something like that until I have exhausted all other options. I've got nine months until Ranko is born and another seven weeks until the curse unlocks after that. If I haven't found something that allows me to stay in Japan and support myself and my child then I'll agree to go to China with you.”

 

Nabiki was appalled. “Are you seriously considering her offer!”

 

“For the health and safety of my baby, yes. They've got 10 and half months. Hmm, Cologne would you mind if we made that a full year?”

 

The amazon matriarch shrugged and said, “I think I can agree to that.”

 

Ranma nodded, “You have that much time to convince me that what you have to offer is better than what I can find here in Japan. I also think I'd better place some kind of conditions on that.”

 

Cologne's tone was dangerous, “What kind of conditions?”

 

“No mind control drugs, no kidnapping me or anyone else to get me to go. No hurting anyone I know to get me to go. And one other thing. Let me give you a hypo… watchamcallit situation.”

 

“Hypothetical?” ventured Nabiki.

 

Ranma pointed a finger at Nabiki and said, “Yeah, that! Let's say that I find a job working for someone willing to hire me even with all of my weird problems. Then say the place burned down. If I found out that you were responsible, the deal would be off.”

 

Cologne nodded, “Agreed.”

 

“Oh, that wasn't the last thing. If you try to take Ranko away from me after she is born, I would like to remind you that I killed Safron. I'm not proud of it, but I did do it. If you take my daughter away from me and leave me alive, there will be nothing left of your village but a sooty stain on the ground. Do I make myself clear?”

 

Both Cologne and Nabiki looked at Ranma's eyes. They saw the promise of death there. Nibiki just shivered. Cologne replied, “You are perfectly clear! I agree to the conditions.”

 

“By the way, if you think that `leave me alive' can be treated as an escape clause, consider this. I'm pretty tough and heal up pretty fast and pretty well from wounds. If you try to kill me, you'd better make sure I'm dead.”

 

“Understood.”

 

Ranma took a deep breath and rubbed a hand up and down on her abdomen. “Wow, or as Kasumi would say, `Oh my.' I'm sorry to get so deadly serious on you. There is a question I wanted to ask you Cologne that is off that subject.”

 

“What question?”

 

“You've had kids right?”

 

“I've borne many children.”

 

“The first time you found out you were pregnant, did you feel this sense of awe and wonder at the thought of the life growing inside you?”

 

Cologne's expression softened and smile came to her face. “Yes, child. I did have that feeling. I'm sad to say it didn't last past the first morning sickness.”

 

“I guess it didn't really seem real to me until you told me she's a girl. I think it must be even more intense for me.”

 

“Think about it. A normal mother can say that her baby is a part of her, but even then that baby is also a part of its father. I can truly say that the baby inside me now is a part of me and nobody else. That feeling is so amazing that I can't even think of words to describe it.”

 

Cologne said in a thoughtful tone, “I think the feeling may also be more intense for you because the idea of nurturing a new life inside your body is a relatively new concept for you. I mean I was raised with the idea that I would one day carry and give birth to a child. You could say I had a chance to get used to the idea. Up until recently you had no reason to think that giving birth had anything to do with you directly. It was something that women did, not you.”

 

“You could be right. Well, I think that's enough chatting here. I think I know enough about the big issues for now. I'll need to see Nabiki's woman doctor to find out how to take care of myself and what to eat for the baby's health. I need to look for a job. I'll also need to do other stuff that I will figure out on the way.”

 

Ranma stood up from her chair. “Thank you Cologne, you have been a big help. Don't forget what I said. Oh, please tell Shampoo that I don't have a fatal disease, she seems really worried. About me being pregnant, please don't tell her or Mousse any more than you have to.”

 

The amazon elder nodded her head.

 

Ranma grabbed Nabiki's hand. “Let's go home, Nabiki. I have an announcement to make. I just hate to think how Akane will take it.”

 

 

Author's Note: This just keeps growing. Coming up - Ranma tells the family. Akane does not take it well.

 

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