SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Random Outputs! ❯ The Cloud Attacks in FFX?????? ( Chapter 1 )
NeoYami: Um…hi? Don't kill me?? ^^;;;. I'm sorry I haven't been really updating lately, but that's cuz of dumb old school work. -.-;;; Grrr you all!!! Anyway, I'll try to update as much as I can on my holiday breaks, but in the meantime, I shall have this out! It's a bunch of random tidbits I shall write during the day at school since I can't work on updates without really focusing. (As in I have to have tome and not hide it from the teachers when I should be working or listening >.>;;; )
So these stories will, for the most part, be random thoughts. ^.^ Enjoy!!!
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( Too Much Final Fantasy X in my Diet is the cause of this first chapter….)
Captain: *is dressed up like Auron and tries to keep his arm in his robe* Gaahhh… how can this thing stay IN!? ><;;;
Shute: *is dressed up like Rikku* ….Captain that sounded wrong….
Captain: -.-;; That's it, I'm taking away your hentai manga!
Shute: *looks like he's going through a panic attack* WHAT?! O.O Noo!! You Can't!!! *Whines*
Zero: *trying to adjust the dress Lulu wears in the game* O.o;;; I can't get this to stay right…Why am I in this again!?
Shute: Cuz you're the spell caster chic---I mean, person?
Zero: *holding his moogle plushie* -.-;; riiight….Why can't I be Kimari?? He knows magic too!! …Heck, you do too Shute!!!
Shute: Yeah….^^; But I wouldn't look good in a dress. *Snicker*
Zero: …Are you hitting on me?? O.o
Shute: O.o …..
Captain: …..o.o??
*Awkward silence*
Baku: *jumps in wearing Yuna's outfit* I look SO cute!!!! ^.^ *dances around*
Shute: …How come he gets to summon all the big strong aeons!?!? -.-
Big Booming Voice: QUIET!!
Everyone: O.o;;;
Big Booming Voice: Spank you.
Baku: No thank you. ^^;
B.B.V: Okay, lets get this FFX simulation started by entering in a Random battle!!!
Shute: Okay..
Captain: A what?
B.B.V: Just start walking and you'll find one! ><
Captain: Okay, okay!! *Takes a third of a step and the scene swirls as they enter a random battle with two Chimeras*
B.B.V: Now, the first step is to figure out how you want to attack. Don't worry; these things are too dumb to attack you while you're thinking!
Zero: Where's Bakunetsumaru?
B.B.V: There can only be three in a party fighting, so he's sitting on the sidelines.
Baku: *is kicking back and sipping on a cola.* ^.^ Hi guys!
Zero: -.-;;
B.B.V: Looks like you're up first Zero! Show us some Magic!!
Zero: okay! *casts Fire on the first Chimera and only does 56 points damage*
B.B.V: That was WEAK!
Zero: -.-+
B.B.V: Okay Captain, your turn!
Captain: *uses Magic Breaker and slashes at the first Chimera and reduces it's magic and does 2,120 points damage*
B.B.V: Oooh, cleaver!
Captain: ^.^
B.B.V: Okay, go Shute!
Shute: *steals some Ice gems from the Chimeras* Oooo…shiny….O.O *stares at it*
Captain: *whacks Shute over the head with the sword and accidentally K.O's Shute in his attempt to snap him out of it* ….Oopse….
B.B.V: ….That sucks…you all suck!!
Zero: -.-+++++++ This guy is ticking me off!!!
*Chimeras use Migedo flame on Captain and Zero and reduces their HP by almost half*
Zero: Crap!! That HURT!! ><;;;
B.B.V: Uh-oh. Better switch Zero with Baku!
Zero: Why???
B.B.V: Just do it ninny!!! ><
* Zero goes and hits Baku over the head and pushes him into the battlefield with an unconscious Shute and Captain*
B.B.V: Okay Baku, now Revive Shute with life!
Baku: Um…*waves his staff towards Shute and revives him*
Shute: X.O?? Meh….?? *sits up*
B.B.V: Looks like you got another turn Baku? What are you going to do now??
Baku: Umm….summon?
B.B.V: Good boy!
Baku: *swirls his staff and summons Valefor* ^.^ Birdy!!!! *huggles Valefor*
Shute: …-.-;;; *facefaults*
Baku: Attack my birdy of love!!!!
Valefor: *uses his Energy Ray and kills the Chimeras*
Baku: YAAAY!!!
B.B.V: That is how it works.
Zero: x.x Help meeee….
B.B.V: Better Heal Zero there Baku. He looks wounded.
Baku: ok! *puts a hand on Zero's cheek and heals his HP*
Zero: …^.^
B.B.V: *perverted laugh* ohhh, naughty thoughts. ^.^ (ßgot that from Legendary frog films ^^;;; )
Baku & Zero: O.O;; *back away from eachother* Ewwwwwww…..
Tallgeese: *appears wearing Seymour (sp)'s freaky outfit and wig O.o;;; * Ooo… Two cross dressers at it! …KINKY!!!! ^____^
Zero: ….You look really stupid in that….
Tallgeese: -.- Shut up! I couldn't fit in the SIN outfit…
Captain: Who's SIN anyway?
**somewhere in the ocean**
Kibaomaru: *swimming around* Look ma, I'm a dolphin!!! ^.^
**Back in the middle of nowhere land**
Captain: ……-;-;;;;
Shute: Are you gonna try and steal Baku now??
Tallgeese: ….WHY? O.o
Shute: Cuz she's Braska's daughter and you, like, are obsessed with her to the point of probably raping her….??
Baku: O.O;; WHAT?!
Tallgeese: EWW! No!!! *eyes Zero*…Nice outfit babe. ^.~
Zero: ….*casts Thundagera on Tallgeese and sizzles him* -__-+++
Tallgeese: X___X *twitches as smoke comes from him* …pain….ow….
B.B.V: Congrats! You're not useless after all!!!
Zero: okay you; I shall smite thee for thy insults!!!!! *Casts Firagra Fury on B.B.V* -.-+
B.B.V: X____X*sizzles and falls from the sky to revile himself as….*
Captain: gasp!
Shute: Gasp!
Zero: Gasp!
Ansem: Gasp!!!
Baku: Hey! You're from Kingdom Hearts mac!
Ansem: Oh, am I in the wrong fic??? Sorry *leaves*
Tallgeese: Oh..Hi there Cloud.
Shute: Why are you here?? You're from FF7!!
Cloud: *gets up* YES!! But you and FFX are getting all the attention now-a-days that I plotted this conspiracy to get rid of you and make a mockery of FFX!!!! BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Shute: …Hey, where is the real FFX cast??
Cloud: In the Bahamas…-.-
Zero: I would be too if I made that much money. ^.^
Cloud: Well, now you all shall DIE!! *scene swirls as they get into a battle with Cloud*
Captain: Uh-oh…
Cloud: And since I'm kick-ass lv. 100, I can just smite you all with the Knights of the Round Table. Go ahead! Try and kill me. >:p
Baku: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm………..>< *summons Bahamut* EAT HIM!!!
Cloud: Dude, that thing can't-- *gets eaten by Bahamut*
Shute: O.o;; …okaaaaayyyy…
Captain: I don't even wanna know how its able to do that in a battle….
Baku: ^.^
Zero: …okay…can we take these things off now???? *keeps zapping Tallgeese*
Shute: I dunno…I feel spankable in these shorts. ^.~
Captain: ….*scoots away*
Shute: Iiiii'm too sexy for my shorts, too sexy for my shorts soo sexy it hurts! *does a little dance*
Rikku: *bonks Shute over the head* Noooo Dancy!!! ><
Lulu: We're gone for the winter and THIS is what happens…
Kimari: Dude, like lets never go toooo far south again when there's like, freaks running around in our clothes! *everyone stares at him* I mean….Kimari don't like this. -.-
Tidus: *is making out with Yuna* …say wa?
Zero: ….Can we go now!??!?!? ><;;;
Tinkerbell: *flies in and sprinkles fairy dust on everyone then zooms off*
Shute: …None of us belong to Disney! ><;;;
Wakka and Tidus: We kinda do. V.v
Baku: That sucks. *summins Ixion and hops on it* Hi Ho Silver! AWAAAAAY! *rides off*
Entengo: ….*goes to the union*
Lulu: You're stretching out my dress!
Zero: Well, I look prettier in it! ><
Cloud: *gets up* …He-LO?! Pay attention to ME! >< *no one pays attention* …^&#%^%#^ you all! *gets up and storms off*
…End?