Sonic X Fan Fiction ❯ Silver Tries to Cook! ❯ Silver Tries to Cook! ( Chapter 1 )

Silver Tries to Cook!

 

Disclaimer: I own no one (again.)

 

Okay, here's how it goes…Knuckles and Sonic are watching Youtube videos and find a video with Silver and Blaze in it.

 

 

Blaze: Silver, what are you doing?

 

Silver: I'm learning how to cook.

 

Blaze: Why?

 

Silver: Well, I was looking at videos on Youtube and saw that some people think I can't cook. They even showed me putting a bottle of soda in the oven for a cookie recipe when the recipe called for baking soda. ;_;

 

Blaze: 0.0 That sounds like something Knuckles would do.

 

Silver: XD That's funny.

 

Blaze: So…what are you making.

 

Silver: Chocolate chip cookies.

 

Blaze: Umm…you do know that we don't have any chocolate chips in the house, right?

 

Silver: I'll ask Shadow if he has any. *picks up phone and calls Shadow.*

 

Shadow: Hello?

 

Silver: Hi, Shadow. Do you have any chocolate chips.

 

Shadow: Yeah, but I'm usin' them to cook chocolate chip cookies to prove to Rouge that I can cook so that she'll stop laughing at me.

 

Silver: So you two saw the video, too?

 

Shadow: Yep.

 

Silver: Alright, thanks anyway. Good luck.

 

Shadow: Yeah. Bye. *hangs up phone.*

 

Blaze: Did he have any chocolate chips?

Silver: Yeah, but he and Rouge saw the video, so he was using the chocolate chips to make cookies as well.

 

Blaze: Now what?

 

Silver: Now I call Tails. *calls Tails, then hangs up phone.*

 

Blaze: What happened?

 

Silver: Tails also saw the video and was trying to make cookies. He sounded upset about looking so stupid on the video.

 

Blaze: That's sad. Now who are you going to call?

 

Silver: Knuckles. *picks up phone & calls, holds phone away from ear, asks if Knuckles is okay, then hangs up the phone and snickers.*

 

Blaze: What is so funny?

 

Silver: *laughing* He was baking soda! *laughs harder*

 

Blaze: 0.0 Really?

 

Silver: Yeah!

 

Blaze: Why?

 

Silver: He saw the video and wanted to know if soda would really explode if he baked it. *laughs `til there's tears in his eyes.*

 

Blaze: *laughs* Are you gonna call Sonic next”

 

Silver: *calms down* Yeah. *calls Sonic, then quickly hangs up the phone.*

 

Blaze: What's wrong?

 

Silver: 0.0 Amy answered the phone and said Sonic couldn't talk, `cus he's learning to bake cookies.

 

Blaze: So why are we calling everyone again?

 

Silver: To find some chocolate chips so I can make chocolate chip cookies, but let's just buy some cookies at Cream's Cookie Shop.

 

Blaze: Not from Cream's Cookie Shop!

 

Silver: 0.0 Why?

 

Blaze: -_-() Let's just say she hasn't seen her therapist in months.

 

Silver: So?

 

Blaze: When Cream doesn't see her therapist she becomes bent on world domination.

 

Silver: 0.0 Really?

 

Blaze: You haven't seen her latest commercial have you *turns on t.v.*

 

T.V. with Cream's commercial on it:

“Come try my latest cookie, the kindness cookie. Not only will it make you so happy you're 2 times nicer than usual, but the profits aid my efforts of world domination to make the world a better, happier, and eco-friendlier place. Also, to the 100 billion people who have already bought these cookies, thank you. To those who haven't, please try one today. I promise you won't regret it.”

 

Silver: 0.0 I didn't know she had t.v. commercials or that she was so interested in world domination. Why doesn't Sonic try to stop her?

 

Blaze: He's tied up with Amy, remember?

 

Silver: Oh, yeah. So where are we going to get the cookies?

 

Announcer-guy: Will Blaze and Silver ever get any cookies? Will Sonic ever get away from Amy? Will Cream succeed in achieving world domination? Stay tuned to find out. *Youtube video ends*

 

Sonic: Well that sucked!

 

Knuckles: Yeah, I wouldn't bake soda!

 

Sonic: And I wouldn't let Amy make me make cookies. Silver, why did you and Blaze do that?

 

Blaze and Silver: One, it fit that you'd be trapped by Amy. Two, we thought it would be funny if Knuckles baked soda. Three, we were paid well.

 

Cream: World Domination! Global Rule! I will reign supreme and make everyone get along! Wa ha ha ha!

 

Sonic: We need to get you to therapy.