Tekken Fan Fiction ❯ Private Fury ❯ Stop Reading This ( Chapter 10 )
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By: Gai_13 
Anime/Manga: Tekken Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.28.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 439 | Visits: 371 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Tekken Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.28.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 439 | Visits: 371 | Status: Completed
Lei: Bryan, you can come into my office now.
(Bryan enters)
Lei: Bryan, the army has recently begun working with Chaolan Industries to develop new weapons and other technological advances.
Bryan: So what's this got to do with me?
Lei: One of the projects Chaolan Industries is working on is an artificially created soldier.
Bryan; You mean a robot soldier?
Lei: Basically.
Bryan: You know, call me crazy, but I think we had something like that before, with those piece of shit Jacks!
Lei: Oh, but this is different. Unlike the Jacks, it wasn't programmed with predetermined commands.
Bryan: .............huh?
Lei: ...it's supposed to mimic the motions of others.
Bryan: You mean it copies whatever you do?
Lei: Right.
Bryan: So if I killed a guy, it'd kill a guy?
Lei: Yes.
Bryan: If I went out and bought some pot, it'd go out and buy some pot?
Lei: Yes.
Bryan: If I rented a hooker, it'd rent a hooker?
Lei: Yes.
Bryan: What would a robot need a hooker for? That's stupid.
Lei: Anyway, the reason I called you in here-
Bryan: Hey, Lei.
Lei: .....what?
Bryan: If you were a hooker, would you have sex with a robot?
Lei: ....why would I have sex with a robot?
Bryan: Because it paid you, dumbass.
Lei: No, I wouldn't.
Bryan: But you're a hooker, you can't just decide who you don't have sex with, hookers can't do that!
Lei: I'm not a hooker! And how do you know so much about that stuff anyway?
Bryan: .....they, uh, had a special about it on PBS.
Lei: PBS had a special about prostitution.
Bryan: Uh, they.....yeah.
Lei: ...forget it. The reason why you're here is because you've been assigned to look after a prototype model of the robot that's been developed. You'll watch after it as it learns, adding to it's database.
Bryan: You mean...?
Lei: Bryan, allow me to introduce you to your new partner, COMBOT!
*End Of Chapter 11*
I've kind of put this story off for a while, I know, but I've been doing...things. I'll see if I can't write another chapter sometime.
(Bryan enters)
Lei: Bryan, the army has recently begun working with Chaolan Industries to develop new weapons and other technological advances.
Bryan: So what's this got to do with me?
Lei: One of the projects Chaolan Industries is working on is an artificially created soldier.
Bryan; You mean a robot soldier?
Lei: Basically.
Bryan: You know, call me crazy, but I think we had something like that before, with those piece of shit Jacks!
Lei: Oh, but this is different. Unlike the Jacks, it wasn't programmed with predetermined commands.
Bryan: .............huh?
Lei: ...it's supposed to mimic the motions of others.
Bryan: You mean it copies whatever you do?
Lei: Right.
Bryan: So if I killed a guy, it'd kill a guy?
Lei: Yes.
Bryan: If I went out and bought some pot, it'd go out and buy some pot?
Lei: Yes.
Bryan: If I rented a hooker, it'd rent a hooker?
Lei: Yes.
Bryan: What would a robot need a hooker for? That's stupid.
Lei: Anyway, the reason I called you in here-
Bryan: Hey, Lei.
Lei: .....what?
Bryan: If you were a hooker, would you have sex with a robot?
Lei: ....why would I have sex with a robot?
Bryan: Because it paid you, dumbass.
Lei: No, I wouldn't.
Bryan: But you're a hooker, you can't just decide who you don't have sex with, hookers can't do that!
Lei: I'm not a hooker! And how do you know so much about that stuff anyway?
Bryan: .....they, uh, had a special about it on PBS.
Lei: PBS had a special about prostitution.
Bryan: Uh, they.....yeah.
Lei: ...forget it. The reason why you're here is because you've been assigned to look after a prototype model of the robot that's been developed. You'll watch after it as it learns, adding to it's database.
Bryan: You mean...?
Lei: Bryan, allow me to introduce you to your new partner, COMBOT!
*End Of Chapter 11*
I've kind of put this story off for a while, I know, but I've been doing...things. I'll see if I can't write another chapter sometime.