Tekken Fan Fiction ❯ Worst Tekken Fic Ever ❯ Chapter 1

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by Gai the man!
 
kazuya: lee give me back my book!!
 
lee: no, you re stupid
 
kazuya: shut up, you're gay!!!
 
lee: yes I know! (author note:lee is gay hah hah!!!)
 
kazuya: hey jun let's get married baby
 
jun: no way becides i love gai!
 
gai: yeah I know
 
kazuya: hey man get offa my girl
 
gai: she ain't yours man cause you suck
 
(gai kills kazuya)
 
everyone: yay!
 
jun: gai I want you to make love to me
 
gai: later ok?
 
(gai leaves)
 
hwoang: hey jin i really love you not want to fight you!
 
jin: i feel the same lets get married baby
 
kazuya: no son of mine is gonna be a fruit!
 
gai: don't be a homophobe dude not cool!
 
gai kills kazuya
 
everyone: yay!
 
gai: hey look it's the world's greatest band of all time in the whole world aerosmith!!!1
 
aerosmith: mind if you jam with us man!!?
 
gai: sure I can roll with you gusy!
 
(gai and aerosmith play together on the guitar!)
 
kazuya: dude you guys suck!
 
gai: shut up dude you're gay!
 
(gai kills kazuya)(author note: aerosmith kicks ass and if you don't like them you're just gay)
 
everyone: yay!
 
jun: what a loser i'm glad he's dead
 
gai: i have to go learn to kick some more ass if I want to be the ultimate warrior
 
(gai goes sees baek)
 
gai: hey man teach me some moves!
 
baek: no way dude you're gonna have pay
 
gai: shut up man!
 
(gai kicks baeks' ass)
 
gai goes to see bosknovich)
 
gai: whats that machine do?
bosknovich: i can use it to clone things
 
gai: now there are 50 gais!
 
jin: hey gai we're gonna name our baby after you
 
howang:yeah
 
gai: cool man
 
(gai and heihachi watch the matrix together)
 
gai: this movie is the best!
 
heihachi: yeah it kicks ass!
 
gai: you go see it?
 
heihachi: i see it today!
 
(heihachi holds the 6th tekken tournament)
 
kazuya: you're going down man
 
gai: like hell dude
 
(gai kills kazuya)
 
(neo appears)
 
gai: whoa its neo from the matrix awesome!
 
neo gives gai the