Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ And Behind Door Number One... ❯ Slifer the Sky Dragon and Barney ( Chapter 3 )

And Behind Door Number One...

Chapter 3: Slifer the Sky Dragon and Barney

Aleuwolf: Yay! Third chapter!!!

Snowfang: What's Slifer?

Aleuwolf: -_-;; You don't watch YuGiOh, do you.

Snowfang: *shivers* Not when I can help it.

Aleuwolf: -_-;; Whatever. Let's just get on with the fic.

Snowfang: HEY! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT SLIFER...

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Yugi: Now, this time, PLEASE don't do anything bad.

Yami: *evil grin* We won't.

Yugi: -_- Are you SURE?

Yami: ^_^ Quite sure!

Yugi: Okay, we're leaving then.

*All Hikaris Leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Malik: -_-;; I hear screaming. *door opens*

All Hikaris: O.O

Bakura: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY! *being chased by a REAL flesh-and-blood Slifer the Sky Dragon*

Yami: NOT UNTIL YOU SURRENDER TO ME!!!!

Yugi: -_- Didn't we tell you...

Yami: ^_^ Oh, this isn't bad. It's TERRIBLE!!!

All Hikaris: O__________O *door slams shut in its ever-so-mysterious way*

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Ryou: Okay, NO MORE SUMMONING EGYPTIAN GOD MONSTERS!!!!!

All Yamis: -_- Awwww...

*All hikaris leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Yugi: *suspiciously* I don't hear anything. *opens door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*Instead of their yamis, there is a very large cow staring at them*

Cow: Mooooooo.

All Hikaris: O____________________O *door slams shut*

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Malik: What was with the cow?

Marik: You don't want to know.

Malik: -_- Actually, I think you're right.

*All hikaris leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Yugi: I hear... chanting again.

Ryou: -_-;; I now know from experience that's not a good sign, but with our yamis, what is? *opens door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*All the yamis are throwing their hikari's homework into a giant fire that suddenly appeared in the middle of the room*

Yami: Oh dreadful homework that keeps our hikaris so busy and cranky... BURN IN THE FLAMES!!!

All Hikaris: ^_^ Yay!

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Yugi: As much as it pains me to say, don't burn our homework. We got detention.

All Yamis: -_- Awww...

*All hikaris leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Malik: I don't hear anything... *opens door*

All Hikaris: O.o

*The yamis are sitting in a circle on the floor with a phone*

Yami: *speaking into the phone* Hello, is there a Bob Swartz there? No? I guess I have the wrong number. *hangs up and passes the phone to Bakura*

Bakura: *dials the same number* Hi, I have a message for Bob Swartz... What? You say there's no Bob Swartz? Sorry for disturbing you. *hangs up and passes the phone to Marik*

Marik: *dials the same number* Hello, this is Bob Swartz, have there been any calls for me?

*laughs and hangs up*

All Yamis: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Marik: Let's call Tea next!

All Hikaris: -_-;; *door slams shut*

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Ryou: PLEASE guys, NO MORE PRANK CALLS!!!! THEY ALL HAD CALLER ID AND WE GOT THE BLAME!!!

All Yamis: -_- Awww...

*All hikaris leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Ryou: I think the TV's on. *opens door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*Barney is on TV*

Yami: YAY!! GO BARNEY!

Bakura: *singing* I love you! You love me!

Marik: *also singing* We're a happy family!

All Hikaris: O___________________________________O

Yugi: O_O ...Let's never speak of this again...

Ryou: O_O Fine by me.

Malik: O_O I'll be scarred for life.

*door slams shut all by itself, of course, we all knew that was coming, right?*

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Aleuwolf: ^_^ So, whatcha think?

Snowfang: So, Slifer is some kind of dragon?

Slifer: SOME KIND OF DRAGON?! I'LL SHOW YOU SOME KIND OF DRAGON MISSIE!!!!

Snowfang: O.O

Slifer: *chases after Snow*

Snowfang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan: ^_^ Have a nice trip!

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Yes, review!