Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Baby of Mine ❯ Planning ( Chapter 26 )

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Ryou: I love reviewers! And so does bakurasgirl.

Bakura: There's someone else she loves too besides the reviewers!

Ryou: *kicks Bakura * We're not supposed to talk about that!

Bakura: And what if I do?

Ryou: Then bakurasgirl will be angry at us and she'll make you Anzu's boyfriend for punishment!

Bakura:…………………..She wouldn't.

Bakurasgirl: Dare me! I will do it, Bakura! I swear to Ra! *pulls out Millenium Sword *

Bakura:……I'll be good.

Falling Leaves: Baby shower coming up soon.

Angel Black: Yami and Yugi know Ryou is pregnant already. Joey and Seto do not know yet.

Ssjgoddesschico: Those tapes were interesting in the sense that they revealed what a drastic change Bakura has undergone.

Planning

Yami picked up another card and raised his eyebrow chuckling quietly. Across from him sat Seto Kaiba growling low in his throat giving the best poker face in the world. In the living room, Yugi and Joey were watching a comedy movie and their laughter spilled into the kitchen. When Joey wanted to stay with Yugi and watch movies, Seto usually accompanied him to the Game Shop. While he was there, he and Yami would either stare at each other silently from across the room or would duel.

"You know you are going to lose, Kaiba."

"How can I concentrate when I have that laughter in my ear? Joey! Yugi! Keep it down in there!"

"You can't blame them for your own inevitable defeat."

Seto sighed. "Just go!"

Yami laid down his Wingweaver, Silver Bow and Arrow, and Malevolent Nuzzler cards. "My Wingweaver can withstand your attack! Try to attack with your Blue Eyes now! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!"

Seto picked up a card and rubbed his chin in thought. The phone interrupted his train of thought and he banged on the table impatiently. "Can someone get that?"

Yugi picked up the phone in the kitchen. "Motou residence….Hi, Bakura! How is Ryou? …Sleep will be good for him, yes…..How many??? TWO??! Wow! Go, Bakura!….Classes?….Well, it would help him..I mean, her…You bet I'll tell him! Congratulations again, Bakura! Bye!"

Yugi put down the phone and ran into the kitchen when Seto put down his deck. "I can't think straight, Yami." Seto gathered his cards up from the table.

"You forfeit? I win! YEAH! HEART OF THE CARDS, BABY!"

"…..Whatever."

Yugi tugged on Yami's sleeve. "Bakura said that Ryou is expecting twins! Twins, Yami!"

Seto looked at Yugi confused. "What? How can Ryou be pregnant? He's a guy."

Yami shifted his eyes between Yugi and Seto. "Not any more he isn't. We don't know how it happened and they don't know what happened. Apparently, Ryou woke up one morning and found himself a woman."

"This I have to see," Seto chuckled.

"Now Ryou is pregnant and they don't know if Marik or Bakura is the father."

Seto turned to the living room. "Puppy! Get in here!"

Joey walked into the kitchen arriving immediately beside his "master."

"Did you hear anything about Ryou?"

"Not since we saw him after our surgery. Why? Is he doing alright?"

Seto laughed. "He's pregnant."

Yami crossed his arms as Joey's jaw plummeted to the ground. "He's a she, Kaiba."

"Oh, right. Forgot. SHE is pregnant."

Joey's eyes widened. "You can't be serious!"

"Even better….they don't know who the father is! Even better….it's twins!"

Joey scratched his head. "How?"

Yugi hopped onto a chair and sat down. "They don't know, Joey, but we have to do something for Ryou. We have to throw her a baby shower."

Seto raised an eyebrow. "Baby shower? We're guys. What do we know about Baby showers?"

"It can't be too hard! This isn't rocket science, Seto! We have to plan presents and it'll be just us and Grandpa. Ryou has no family, so all we need to do is invite Marik and Marik…."

"Not those two!" Yami groaned.

"We have to! Marik may be the father!"

"Great! Like the world needs more people in the world like Marik! Of all people to reproduce! Why him?"

Yugi slapped Yami's arm. "It can't be that bad!"

"This is MARIK ISHTAR we are talking about. Yes. It can be that bad."

Joey got a slip of paper. "We need food."

"We are not having puppy chow, Joey."

Joey wrote numerous snacks on the list. "You can't have a party without food! Chocolate, pies, chips, soda.."

"Great, so now we'll make the babies diabetic before they are even born, Joey," Seto rolled his eyes. "They don't need food. They need money. I can give them some spare pocket change. How does $100,000 sound?…Wait..they'll go to college….$100,000 plus a $140,000 college bond. I can spare that. I make that money in my sleep. We won't miss it. Besides, Joey's already got three diamond collars."

Yugi and Yami sighed rolling their eyes. "Well, we still have clothes left over from when Ryou was turned into a baby. ( Read "Nanny Bakura" on fanfiction.net or on my website) We can give them to him."

Yami began to laugh. "I'm going to give them an Anzu plushie."

"Why? That's gonna torture the kids!"

"Well, it'll be a voodoo doll. Stick a pin in it and Anzu will feel it. We can throw it around and she'll laugh it off. `needles are like friendship!' and `being burned is like friendship.'! " Yami laughed.

Seto crossed his legs and pulling Joey closer to him. "Every master needs a puppy. I think I'll get them a dog. A nice big one."

"You may have to clear it with Marik first. Malik likes cats better."

Joey wrote down `a dog' and looked up. "I didn't think he liked cats."

Yami chuckled. "Well, we know and Marik doesn't like pus-."

Seto put up his hand. "We are NOT going there, Yami."

Yami finished the sentence in his head and died laughing.

Yugi stroked his chin. "We can pitch in for a trunk with some stuffed bears and animals for them. Who's gonna tell Tristan? Is he coming?"

"Yeah. We'll see if Tristan can get the necessities: diaper bag, disposal unit, rattles, blankets. Where has he been anyway?"

"Around. We haven't really seen him much lately."

Yami gathered his deck and put it away. "We'll also need to get cribs."

"I got it covered," Seto said petting behind Joey's ear making him moan. "You like that, puppy?" Joey let out a puppy-sized whine. "Good little puppy. Puppy want a treat later?"

Joey nodded.

"When is Ryou due?"

"Well, Kaiba, Bakura said that Ryou is beginning to show already. That's actually kind of surprising. We will have to have the shower soon."

Yami pulled Yugi closer to him. Yugi watched as Seto was petting Joey's ear making him almost fall off of the seat. "We'll have to check on Ryou tomorrow or Bakura to see how things are going."

"Tomorrow Bakura is going to be in school, so I can ask him in Health class."

"Sounds good, Aibou."

Joey began to pull on Seto's jacket and grip it tightly. Seto stood up and took Joey's sleeve. "It looks like I have to take the puppy home."

Seto pulled Joey out of the kitchen.

Yami called out to him. "Yeah, go give your doggie a bone."

Yugi blushed and slapped Yami's sleeve again. "I wish you didn't say that. That was so wrong!"

Yami laughed with his hikari. "Hey, this is Seto we're talking about! He can take it like a man."

"There you go again!"

Yami looked into his aibou's eyes. "Aishiteru, aibou."

Yugi hugged his Yami. "Me, too, yami. Aishiteru!"

Next chappie: Bakura in health class! The topic: Human Reproduction.