Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bakura and the Wonders of Sugar ❯ Bakura like sugar, but the lemmings are chasing cats in the mirror. ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Malik the Psycho 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.23.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 735 | Visits: 488 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.23.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 735 | Visits: 488 | Status: Work In Progress
Fear my random comedy of stupidness..uhm...yeah. o.o;
I own nothing! NOTHING!!! >>;;;;; yeah...thought this up on a road trip..
on with the fic...
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Once upon a time, fluffy Ryou decided that his grumpy Yami needed to learn
some random things! Because the silly fluffy was kind of high on Bath&Body
works stuff. But sadly, the little Fluffy did not know of what was ahead...
Anyway, after a long Battle with the grouchy Yami, And Fluffy telling him
that he was going to get fat, He finally went downstairs to face the horrors
of....learning!(*dramatic chord*)And this is where we find our two favorite
fluff balls....
Ryou: and THIS is a toaster!*pointing at egg beater*
Bakura: can I go back to sleep now...?*almost asleep on feet*
Ryou:....YOU NEED SUGAH!*grabs a bag of the god-like powder and pours it down
Bakura's throat*
Bakura: X__x *coughing* RYOU WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?!
Ryou: *sweet innocent look* make you betteh...faster...stronger...funnier...
Bakura:......riiiiiight. o.O;;*feels funny* Ryou...I feel funny...
Ryou: ^_^ that's normal, Yami.
Bakura: Ryou...I feel...I feel....*eyes suddenly get huge* FLOOOOOPPYYYYY!!!!
*runs around on walls*
Ryou: O_O! YAMI WHAT ARE YOU--*is suddenly run over by Bakura*
Bakura: *runs out the door* THE LEMMINGS SUMMON MEEE!!!!!*runs off*
Ryou: *sticks head out the door, has a foot print on his face* COME BACK YAMI!!
I NEED TO TEACH YOU THE WONDERS OF SOAP!!.....ah well.*closes door, forgetting
about Bakura for the moment*
~meanwhile, with Bakura....Whom is at the Mall for now o.O;~
Bakura: lalallalalalalalalaaaaaa! I ARE A PERTY SINGER!*laughs insanely and
skips around*
Yami: *is there, looking for some new cards..randomly.*
Bakura: LOOKIE LOOKIE LOOKIT!!! IT'S DA PHAROAH GUY! YAAAY!!! I'M GONNA GO SAY
HI!!!*runs over and tackle glomps Yami*
Yami: *falls over* OW! WHAT THE HE-O__O;;; BAKURA?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
HERE?!?
Bakura: awww, I was just wondering if my favorite Pharoah would want to be my
bestest friendy wendy in da whole wide world.*grip tightens*
Yami: o_o;;; um...riiight..I think I'll just-- OH MY RA LOOK! A MONKEY!*points
at a random shop*
Bakura: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK PHAROAH GUY!!!*runs into the shop screaming about
cotten candy*
Yami: *runs like a bat out of hell*
~meanwhile, in the shop...~
Bakura: *looking around* where's dat monkey monkey...
Sleazy sales person(We'll call him Jimothy.): Hello there, young man.*grins
and his teeth are yellow and crooked and a bug scitters across them(think the grinch)*
Bakura:.....*twitch* nuuuUUUUUuUUUUuuuUUUu...uu...
Jimothy: >_> buy something or I'll sick my precious woof-likins on you...
Bakura: THE HORROR!!! THE PURE HORROR!!!*looks around, spots a mask* o.o okay that.*points*
Jimothy: YAY!!!! I SOLD SOMETHING!!! cash or credit??
Bakura:...CASHIES!!! CASH IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD*gives him a 50 even though it was only 5*
Jimothy: SWEET!!!*dances as Bakura leaves*
Bakura: NOW! TO THE NEXT PLACE THAT THE LEMMINGS SUMMON MEEE!!!!!THING'S SHALL BE DONE!! SUGAR WILL BE CONSUMED!!!
NONE SHALL BE SPARED!!!I CANNOT BE STOPPED!! *cackles evilly and runs off with his mask*
________________________________________________________________________ ________TBC__
We interrupt the end your reading experience to bring you a special announcement from the Author.
*MtP walks in and waves* Hello, children. I would like to bring something up. Do you notice
how reckless Bakura is with Ryou's money? yes? good. Don't be like him.OR RANDOM FLESH EATING
DEMON BABIES WITH EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAAHHA*people from the mental ward come*
THERE HE IS!!! GET HIM!!*tackle the author, sedate him and put him in a straight jacket* off to
the funny farm again. You aren't going to get out THIS time!!! *cackle* *END TRANSMISSION!!!...please R&R*)
I own nothing! NOTHING!!! >>;;;;; yeah...thought this up on a road trip..
on with the fic...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~**~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~ *
Once upon a time, fluffy Ryou decided that his grumpy Yami needed to learn
some random things! Because the silly fluffy was kind of high on Bath&Body
works stuff. But sadly, the little Fluffy did not know of what was ahead...
Anyway, after a long Battle with the grouchy Yami, And Fluffy telling him
that he was going to get fat, He finally went downstairs to face the horrors
of....learning!(*dramatic chord*)And this is where we find our two favorite
fluff balls....
Ryou: and THIS is a toaster!*pointing at egg beater*
Bakura: can I go back to sleep now...?*almost asleep on feet*
Ryou:....YOU NEED SUGAH!*grabs a bag of the god-like powder and pours it down
Bakura's throat*
Bakura: X__x *coughing* RYOU WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?!
Ryou: *sweet innocent look* make you betteh...faster...stronger...funnier...
Bakura:......riiiiiight. o.O;;*feels funny* Ryou...I feel funny...
Ryou: ^_^ that's normal, Yami.
Bakura: Ryou...I feel...I feel....*eyes suddenly get huge* FLOOOOOPPYYYYY!!!!
*runs around on walls*
Ryou: O_O! YAMI WHAT ARE YOU--*is suddenly run over by Bakura*
Bakura: *runs out the door* THE LEMMINGS SUMMON MEEE!!!!!*runs off*
Ryou: *sticks head out the door, has a foot print on his face* COME BACK YAMI!!
I NEED TO TEACH YOU THE WONDERS OF SOAP!!.....ah well.*closes door, forgetting
about Bakura for the moment*
~meanwhile, with Bakura....Whom is at the Mall for now o.O;~
Bakura: lalallalalalalalalaaaaaa! I ARE A PERTY SINGER!*laughs insanely and
skips around*
Yami: *is there, looking for some new cards..randomly.*
Bakura: LOOKIE LOOKIE LOOKIT!!! IT'S DA PHAROAH GUY! YAAAY!!! I'M GONNA GO SAY
HI!!!*runs over and tackle glomps Yami*
Yami: *falls over* OW! WHAT THE HE-O__O;;; BAKURA?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
HERE?!?
Bakura: awww, I was just wondering if my favorite Pharoah would want to be my
bestest friendy wendy in da whole wide world.*grip tightens*
Yami: o_o;;; um...riiight..I think I'll just-- OH MY RA LOOK! A MONKEY!*points
at a random shop*
Bakura: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK PHAROAH GUY!!!*runs into the shop screaming about
cotten candy*
Yami: *runs like a bat out of hell*
~meanwhile, in the shop...~
Bakura: *looking around* where's dat monkey monkey...
Sleazy sales person(We'll call him Jimothy.): Hello there, young man.*grins
and his teeth are yellow and crooked and a bug scitters across them(think the grinch)*
Bakura:.....*twitch* nuuuUUUUUuUUUUuuuUUUu...uu...
Jimothy: >_> buy something or I'll sick my precious woof-likins on you...
Bakura: THE HORROR!!! THE PURE HORROR!!!*looks around, spots a mask* o.o okay that.*points*
Jimothy: YAY!!!! I SOLD SOMETHING!!! cash or credit??
Bakura:...CASHIES!!! CASH IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD*gives him a 50 even though it was only 5*
Jimothy: SWEET!!!*dances as Bakura leaves*
Bakura: NOW! TO THE NEXT PLACE THAT THE LEMMINGS SUMMON MEEE!!!!!THING'S SHALL BE DONE!! SUGAR WILL BE CONSUMED!!!
NONE SHALL BE SPARED!!!I CANNOT BE STOPPED!! *cackles evilly and runs off with his mask*
________________________________________________________________________ ________TBC__
We interrupt the end your reading experience to bring you a special announcement from the Author.
*MtP walks in and waves* Hello, children. I would like to bring something up. Do you notice
how reckless Bakura is with Ryou's money? yes? good. Don't be like him.OR RANDOM FLESH EATING
DEMON BABIES WITH EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAAHHA*people from the mental ward come*
THERE HE IS!!! GET HIM!!*tackle the author, sedate him and put him in a straight jacket* off to
the funny farm again. You aren't going to get out THIS time!!! *cackle* *END TRANSMISSION!!!...please R&R*)