Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bakura Goes to School ❯ MATH TEST?!?! ( Chapter 1 )
Hello everyone!! I am the all powerful YamiEmmy, here to write you stories for your amusement. I have seen that I have not been getting reviews lately, but that might be because I have not been writing. I haven't posted any new chapters in a very long time, and that is because I have a large amount of writers block. But it has been slightly cured. After all, I am putting out this new story. Enjoy!
Oh, yeah, Yaoi, Male X Male, Gay lovers, Boy X Boy, Guys screwing Guys, Ryou X Bakura, um how else can I say this so that you people who complained about the NC-17 stories understand that there is Male X Male love in here?
NOTE: Bakura is known as Ryou, and Yami Bakura is known as Bakura. /Ryou talking to Bakura/ //Bakura talking to Ryou//
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything at all.
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/Uh, Bakura?/ Ryou said as he woke up in the morning.
//What? I'm trying to sleep.// Bakura mumbled.
/I don't feel so good. I think I'm going to stay home today./
//Uh, okay. And why did you have to wake me up?//
/Because today is picture day for the next year ID cards. I can't go, so do you think you can go for me? Please, Bakura?/
"WHAT!?!? Me go to school for you?!?! Ryou, I think you need to go to a doctor, because you know that I can't go to your school for you, I don't know anything about your classes. I'll embarrass you!!"
"I don't care. Bakura, you look better than I do any ways, you would take a better picture. Remember? You did that on the actual picture day. Can you please go for me?"
"I guess, but what if the teachers ask me to do something? I don't know any of the things you people do in modern times! I can't even read English!"
"Bakura, you'll do fine. And if anyone asks you something you don't know the answer to, just ask me. After all, I might be sick, but I can still help you out if you get into a mess at school."
"Yeah, but I am almost positive I'll make a fool of you." After a few moments of careful thought, Bakura added, "But I will personally make sure that no one makes fun of you."
"Thanks, Bakura. I owe you one big time."
"Yes you do, and as soon as you're feeling better, I'll take my payment." Bakura said with a sexy, evil grin that sent shivers down Ryou's back. He knew what Bakura was talking about.
"You better get up if you want to get to school on time." Ryou said to change the subject before he started to blush too bad.
"Okay, fine."
Bakura got up and took a shower, making sure that he washed his hair completely, and conditioned it enough to make sure there would not be any tangles at all when he got out. Also to make sure that it looked as close to Ryou's as possible.
Then he dried off. He brushed his hair and used the blow drier to get all of the water out of his hair. And then he got dressed.
He was wearing a dark green, silk shirt and tight black jeans. He would've worn his leather pants, but since he was pretending to be Ryou, leather pants were totally out of the question.
"So, Ryou, how do I look?"
"You look great. And that means I'll look great in my picture. Thank you so much, Bakura."
"Yeah, yeah, well I got to go. I'll see you when I get back. Love you, Ryou."
"Love you too, Bakura."
And with that, Bakura left the house. With Ryou staring at his ass.
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'Okay, this isn't going to be too hard, is it? If Ryou can go through the entire day without being noticed, than I can do it too, right?' Bakura thought to himself.
There were a few things he couldn't do that were required skills for being in High School. Like reading, for instance. Bakura only knew how to read in Egyptian. And Domino High didn't teach in Egyptian.
Bakura also didn't know how to do any of the modern day math. Sure, he could add, subtract, multiply, and divide, but all of that algebraic stuff? No.
Bakura was so busy thinking to himself that he didn't notice Ryou's friends had gathered around him, until Yugi said something to him.
"Hey, Ryou, are you ready for that math test?"
"Huh? What the- oh, it's you. What do you want, Yugi?"
"Ryou? I asked if you were ready to take that math test."
"WHAT?!?! MATH TEST?!?! Ryou didn't mention a math test!!"
"Oh, sorry, Bakura, I thought you were Ryou." Yugi paused a minute before he realized what he had just said. "Bakura, why are you here and not Ryou?"
"Ryou's sick, and he wanted me to take the picture for the picture day thingy."
"Oh, okay. So then I should be asking YOU whether or not you're ready for the math test."
"Ryou already knows that I can't do math. And he knows that I can't read this language, either."
"Well, that's okay, Yami can't read it, either. But I've been teaching him how to do math. He's actually learned quite a bit."
"Well, Ryou tried to teach me, but I wasn't paying any attention at all, so he just gave up."
"Oh, okay. Well, Ryou has to take a test in math class today. And if you don't do well, he's going to fail the test."
"I already warned him that I'm going to embarrass him in school work. I can't do any of the work that you modern people do. It's too complicated."
"Well, then you are going to go through hell today, because there's a lab in Chemistry, that test in math, an oral book report in English, and in art class-"
"Art class? Ryou takes art? Now THAT is something I can do."
"Really? Ryou isn't very good at drawing."
"Well, I am one of the best artists Ancient Egypt ever saw."
"... Um, Bakura? Yami's saying otherwise."
"Well you tell His Royal Pain in the Ass, that I can too draw, and I can draw very well. Just ask any one of my old robbing buddies. Like Malik, he'll tell you how good an artist I am."
"......" Yugi was having an internal conversation with Yami, and after a few minutes, Yugi just busted out saying, "No, I will NOT say that to him!" And then he realized that he had spoken out loud, and blushed.
"Yugi, what did he want you to say?"
"No, I am not going to say it. It doesn't bear repeating."
"Fine, I'll just get your yami to tell me later. You hear me, Pharaoh? I want you to tell me later."
"... He just said that, yes, he will tell you later, but I'm warning you, Bakura, it wasn't nice."
"That's okay, Yugi, I have dealt with that pharaoh enough times to be able to predict what he's going to say."
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"Now settle down, class, just because we're going to take pictures, doesn't mean that you have to get all riled up, you know." Said the homeroom teacher, Ms. Smith.
"Hey, Yugi, what's the matter with the class? Why is everyone acting like this?"
"This is how the class acts everyday."
"Really? Then the teacher should be used to this, right?"
"Yeah, but she says this every day. This is nothing new. She likes to make us think we're being crazy for no apparent reason."
"Oh. So when do we take the pictures?"
"Soon. After she takes roll we should head over to the gym to take pictures."
"Oh, okay."
"Why are you going to take the picture for Ryou, again?"
"Because he's sick."
"You also took the picture on picture day at the beginning of the year, remember? Why?"
"Because he thinks I look better than him, which is a total lie, but if it will make him happy, hey, why not?"
"He thinks you look better than him? Why? I think you both look pretty much the same. In fact I can't really tell the difference when the two of you aren't in the same room."
"Well, we can easily tell the difference between each other, and he thinks I look better. Besides, I have fifteen years worth of pictures to catch up on."
The teacher was starting to get the class to calm down, finally, and she began to take roll.
"Hannah Adams?"
"Here."
"Susan Baker?"
"Here."
'So I guess when she calls my name, I just say 'here'?'
"Ryou Bakura?"
"H- Here."
The teacher went through the entire roll, and then they went to the gym to take their pictures.
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Hey peoples!! This story was originally going to be a one shot, but I got tired, and I really want to know what you people thought of it. So leave me a review, and if you flame me, I will only put it in the grill. I need to find a new way to light it, and a flame might just do the trick. ^_^