Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bloopers and Other Random things ❯ Chapter 2

More hilarious things!

Christine : Are you the one who made Yu-Gi-Oh?

Yami Chibi Anzu : NO!!! I'M NOT JAPANESE AND I'M ONLY 13!!!!

Christina : ok

Annie : No need for yelling!

3 of my friends ^^anyways...I do NOT own YGO,it's belong to this person with a name I cannot memorize in Japan

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Yugi = small fry

Bakura = the guy with the millennium onion ring

Pegasus = the big fat cheater with the golden eye cause he wish that one thing he touch would turn to gold and he touched his eye some how

Malik=Sailor Moon cause his rod looks like it's Sailor Moon's weapon

Isis = cool ^^;

Joey=freaky

Tristian=freakier

Téa =too big of a cheerleader

Seto =the mysterious guy cause of he long coat

Got any funny ideas that you would like to send to me?,you can tell me it on the review thingie so you don't have to e-mail me

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Scene : Yugi into Yami

Yugi : YUUUUUUUU-GIIIIIIII-OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*the Millennium Puzzle levitates*

*into Yugi's eye*

Yugi : OWWW!!!!! YOU #&^$$@^% PIECE OF TRASH!!!!!!!!

*starts whacking the puzzle with a big cartoon-ish mallet*

Yugi : DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Seto : O.o

Joey : *sweatdrop* Calm down Yug !

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Scene : Kaiba challenges Yugi to a duel

Seto : Yugi, you're just scared because you lost Exodia.

*a breeze is blowing*{with weird sparkly pink & red leaves}

Seto : I am here to teach you to paint with all the colors of the wind.

Yugi : ???

Teya : *giggles* You like Pocahontas Kaiba?

Seto : *blushes* uh...er.....Mokuba does....I ...um...just got that , that...stupid.... thing ...song...whatever...stuck in my head....

Joey : Kaiba likes kiddy shows! Kaiba likes kiddy shows!!!

Seto : I DO NOT!!!!

Pegasus :*singing* You think*hic*you own whatever land you*hic*land on, *hic*the*hic* earth is just a dead thing you can*hic*claim.....

Seto, Yugi & co. : *sweatdrop*

Joey : Is he drunk or something?

Bakura : Actually, he probably is. Did you notice that he's drinking wine in almost every scene so far?

Joey : oh...yeah...go figure......

Seto (to Pegasus) : Stay out of this!!!!! You feminine-looking , stupid-pink-cartoon-bunny-loving freak!!!!!!!

Pink Rabbit : Hey Kaiba, Hey Kaiba!!!!!!!!

Seto : *screams like a girl* EEEEEEEEK!!! NOT THE BUNNIES AGAIN!!!!!!!!*starts running around erratically*

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Scene : Kaiba taunting Joey

Seto : Look at the barking chihuahua !

Joey : *through his teeth* I AM NOT A BARKING CHIHUAHUA!!!!

Tristan : Down boy !

Seto : *singing* Who let the dogs out ?

Tristan, Yugi, & Bakura : *singing as well* Who?..... ,Who?..., Who?, Who?......

Joey : *anime falls*

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Seto : We will wager five star chips

Yami Yugi : Done!

*they throw their star chips and gasp in horror as they watch them fall off the tower*

*landing on Rex Raptor's head*

(how he evaded Kemo is unknown to me)

Rex : OW!! Dam-!!!Well whaddya know, ten star chips, just what I needed!!!

*proceeds to enter the castle, walking right past a flabbergasted looking Yami & Seto*

Seto & Yami : *anime fall*

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* Yami Yugi & Kaiba are standing about 3-4 feet away from each other*

*they simultaneously throw the dueling disks*

*WHACK!!!!!!!!*

*being so close together, each ends up whacking his opponent on the head*

Seto : @_@

Yami Yugi : #_#

Bakura : oh dear !

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene : Kaiba *explaining* what he's going to do with his 3 Blues Eyes White Dragon

(note : this scene is supposed to be Seto's thoughts)

Seto : I will do what no other duelist has done before and create the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!!!!!

BEUD : (in the background) ROOOAAAARRRR!!!!!*suddenly uses neutron blast attack*

*which hits Kaiba*

Kaiba : *x-tra krispy*

@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@

Seto : You look scared Yugi, has it finally sunk in that without your precious Exodia, you don't stand a chance?

Yami Yugi : I won't need Exodia to win this.

Yugi : Oh yes you will!!!

Yami Yugi : No I won't!!!

Yugi : yeah-huh!!!

Y. Yugi : nuh-uh!!!

(and so on)

{5 hours later}

/yeah-huh!!!!!!/

//nuh-uh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!//

/yeah-huh times infinity!!!!/

//nuh-uh times infinity to the power of infinity!!!!!!!!!!!!//

Taya : You know, it's getting kinda late...

Tristan : and the sun's already setting.....

Joey, Seto, and Bakura : ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz...................

(A/N : Yami and Yugi are the same person,ne? some people think they'er two different people o.O; I think they're just the same)

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Yami Yugi : I call upon The Dark Magician!

Dark Magician : *appears*

Yami Yugi : Dark Magician, attack!!!

Dark Magician : *prepares to attack**then pauses*Hey! Wait a sec!

Yami Yugi (irritatedly): What is it?

Dark Magician : Well, was I supposed to use my hand or my staff?

Yami Yugi : We've been through this already. It doesn't matter!!!

Dark Magician : Are you sure?

Yami Yugi : Yes I'm sure!!!!!!

Dark Magician : Really?

Yami Yugi (very annoyed): YES REALLY!!!!!

Dark Magician : Are you sure?

Y. Yugi : -_-* VERY SURE!!!!!!!

Dark Magician : positive?

Y. Yugi : SHUT UP AND ATTACK OR I'LL RIP YOUR CARD IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Magician : eep!!!

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Scene : magic lamp destroyed

Yami Yugi : A true magician never reveals his secrets.

Dark Magician : *appears unharmed from the mystical box**wagging his middle finger at Kaiba with a smirk on his face*

Seto : O.o *jumps up and down like a madman* HOW DARE YOU !!!!!!!!YOU DEMENTED HOLOGRAPHIC IMAGE!!!!!!!!!!*&^.^%^*(**&^$#^%$@*$#$#&*(&!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Magician : *giggles, then whacks Kaiba on the head with his staff*

Seto : $(#*%&#+$%&!!!!....*WHACK!!!* x_X

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Scene : The Eye of Truth

Yami Yugi : I play the Eye of Truth!

*all of the cards in Kaiba's hand are revealed, including 1 BEWD*

Tristan : Wow, I must really love Kaiba's Blue Eyes.

Bakura (stage whisper) : Your line was "Wow, that Kaiba must really love his Blue Eyes".

Tristan : *hastily covers mouth* uh-oh........

Seto : Did you really mean that, Tristan dear? I thought you'd never notice !

Tristan : *fights back urge to hurl*

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Scene : Kaiba on ledge

Seto : You realize, Yugi, if you launch that attack, you might knock me off the ledge.

Yami Yugi : Yup.

Seto : So go ahead, if you dare!

Yami Yugi : Fine, forget you then. Celtic Guardian, attack!

Seto : WHAT?! You're not supposed to-whoa...AIEEE!

Yami Yugi and Joey: Well, that's that. Inner sanctum, here we come!

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Scene : same

Yugi : There must be another way!!!

Yami Yugi : There isn't.

Yugi : yeah-huh!!!

Yami Yugi : DON'T START THAT AGAIN!!!!*punches Yugi's/his mouth*

Yugi : %#$@%!!!!!*punches his Yami/himself in the stomach*

Yami Yugi : OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!*pokes Yugi's/his eye with the Millennium Puzzle*

Yugi : AAAAARGH!!! MY EYE!!!!!!!!!! *starts dismantling Millennium Puzzle*

Yami Yugi : NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey : weird............

Tristan : yeah.........

Bakura : Yugi arguing with his Yami....how fascinating.....

Yugi & Yami Yugi : SHADDUP BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Scene : same, once more ^.^

Yami Yugi : Celtic Guardian, Attack!!!

Celtic Guardian : *slices off another Blue Eyes head, demolishing Kaiba's life points*

*Seto isn't knocked off the ledge*

Seto : No!!! My plan failed!!!

Yami Yugi : What????? He didn't fall??!!!!!!!! Celtic Guardian, knock him off!!!

Celtic Gaurdien : *hits Kaiba with the flat side of his sword*

Seto : AYEEEE!!!!*falls*

*resounding SPLATTT!!!*

Taya : Yugi!!! That wasn't like you!!!!!

Yami Yugi : I know........BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Scene : Téa yelling at Kaiba

Téa : You should be ashamed of yourself, you evileyed-blackhanded-bowlegged-flinthearted-clawfingered-foulbellied-bloodt hirsty morimaitesincahonda, hoom!!!

Seto : ?.......?.........

Yugi : Uh, Téa?

Téa : Yes Yugi.

Yugi : Why were you just speaking Entish???**(see below)

Teya : *blushes*

Seto : ?????.................................

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Scene : Yugi crying

*we see Yugi on all fours, crying*

*except it's really Yami Yugi*

Yami Yugi : *sniff* I'm afraid of this other presence inside of me. It was willing to throw away Grandpa to spare Malik*sob*

Everyone:eh..?

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Scene : Pegasus

*we see Pegasus in his castle after Yugi's defeat*

Pegasus : *wearing an eye-patch instead of Millennium Eye and hook for a hand**a duel monsters card impaled on the hook*ARRRR MATEYS!!!!

More crazy ideas soon!!!! R&R please!

~Yami Chibi Anzu