Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ CampJoyful ❯ Mission Inescapable ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A/N: Okay, I wrote a total of 13 chapters of this fic and had it on ff.net.....until they deleted it because it was script format. But alas, I DO have it up again!!! Please be warned that I DO make fun of most of the characters........but it's all in good fun! Well read on and enjoy!

.... Oh yeah one more thing, in this fic, Malik, Serenity and Mai all go to Domino High. Go with me here, it'll be funnier this way.....I hope...



CampJoyful



Ch 1

Mission Inescapable



It was the first class of the day, but it was also the last day of school! Yugi and company walked into the small room, which Family Life would be held in, and only one other classmate was there.





Yugi: Oh, hello Kaiba! (Now sitting on his seat with a built in stool to allow him to see the blackboard.)





Kaiba: Why do you talk to me?! Can't you get the hint?! I DON'T LIKE YOU!!





Yugi: (Gulp) S..sorry Kaiba..





Meanwhile, Tea, Joey, Tristen, Ryou, Duke, Mai, Malik and Serenity all took their seats and waited for the other students and the teacher to arrive.





Five minutes later....





Teacher: Yeah, yeah, hope you enjoyed your weekend; it might be your last.





Joey: (Jumping up off his seat) W.What??!!! I'm suffering from a fatal disease, aren't I?! Why didn't I know of this?!?! Wh-





Teacher: Clam down damnit!! It's nothing like that!!






Joey: Oh. (sitting back down.)






Tea: So what are you talking about then?






Tristen: Yeah, please don't tell me it's a, a uh...Pot, no, Oh! Pop quiz again, is it?






Kaiba: We haven't even taken a pop quiz yet, dumba-






Teacher: QUIET!! It's nothing like that!! What I am talking about is an extra assignment I want some of the students to do through summer break!






Serenity: An extra assignment? Sounds scary..





Teacher: (nodding his head sadly)






Kaiba: All of us don't have to do this, do we?






Teacher: Well, only the ones that are going to fail this class...... or for those who have






actually volunteered themselves for extra-curricular activates..frankly, I don't want know what's wrong with your minds for WANTING to do this kind of crap...






Ryou: What do we have to do sir? (Starts pouring himself a cup of tea from his thermos that was in his desk)






Teacher: In three days time, the following people will have to attend this: Yugi Mouto. Ryou Bakura. Tea Gardener. Tristen Taylor. Joey Wheeler. Serenity Wheeler. Mai Valentine. Duke Devlin and who am I missing.....oh yes, Malik Ishtar!






Kaiba: Haha, suckers...





Teacher: As well as Seto Kaiba, who surprisingly enough, has the lowest grade in Family Life! Who'd a thought?!






Kaiba: What?!?! (O_O)






Tristen: Uh, sir, my grades aren't slipping......I think...on the last test I did I had no mistakes!! The spelling, the uh, grimmar......






Teacher: Tristen the only reason you didn't have any mistakes on that test was because you used the wrong end of the pencil! It was completely blank when you handed it in!!






Tristen: Really? I thought I was using white ink! (^o^)






Mai: ( Sweatdrop) Lead, Tristen, lead.






Teacher: Anyway! Don't you want to know what you have to do?






Duke: No sh- uh, crap.(Smiling innocently)






Teacher: You will have to volunteer at-






THUMP!





< br> Teacher: What was that?!?! (Looking around the room and noticing that one of the seats was empty)






Teacher: What the, where's Mr. Mouto?






Yugi: Right here, I uh, fell off my special seat.(Getting off the floor and hopping back up on the high cha- uh, "special seat" for the disabled.






Teacher: Okay then, as I was saying you will have to volunteer at.Camp Joyful for children! (^_^)






THUMP!






Yugi: (Staring at the teacher in horror from where he sat on the floor.)






Mai: (Sitting in her seat like she was in a coma again, lipstick still held in her shacking hand.)






Serenity: (Rocking back and forth in a fearful way.)






Ryou: (Spilling his cup of English tea all over his pants.)






Duke: (Pulling at his earring to get it to bleed, and hopefully he'll have a seriously bad case of anemia and this whole thing will be solved..)






Tea: (Shrugging her shoulders and making a note in her book)






Joey: (Crying hysterically in his hands.)







Tristen: (Examining his pencil.)






Kaiba: (Calling his lawyer on his cell)






Malik: (Screaming profanity at the teacher.)






Malik: WHAT THE F#!* DO YOU MEAN?!?! THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO DO THAT THROUGH SUMMER BREAK!!! F*#! YOU!! UP YOUR OLD SAGGY A$$!! SH@# NO!






Teacher: Clam down!!!!! There is no other option; you must do this in order to pass this class!






Duke: But, but, I don't think the manager of the camp would want young, unreasonable, immature, horny teenagers to help! (^_^;)






Teacher: Yeah, that's what I thought too, but supposedly the guy says he knows some of you quite well, and he has complete trust in all of you.






Serenity: This could be scary.






Teacher: Now, all of you "counselors" will be leaving in three days on a bus that leaves from here at 6:00 in the morning, as Camp Joyful is about 3 hours away from the city. And, cheerfully enough, it is only a week long, so if you make it back and are not in need to a therapist, you will all get full marks and be able to pass this year in Family Life. Any questions?






No one raised their hands, possibly because they were still in a state of shock.






Teacher: Good! Now let's get back to studying about Extreme Psychotic Behavior in children and how to deal with it, Malik I recommend that you pay close attention to this.....






At the mention of his name, Malik looked up from his voodoo doll that looked like the teacher.






Malik: Say what now?






Teacher: Never mind! Just turn to chapter 17 in your books!






After school...............






Yugi: Grandpa!! Grandpa! I'm home!! (Yugi slipped on his blue bunny slippers and walked into the kitchen)






Grandpa: (Who was wearing a pink flowered apron) Yugi! How was the last day of school?






Yugi: Don't even ask, my summer is going to be hell.....






Yugi walked up to his room to find the now solid form of Yami laying on his own bed reading a book labeled "Egypt for Dummies".






Yami: Yugi!!! Your home! You wouldn't believe what I found out about mummification!






Yugi: Yeah, yeah, which part, removing all your organs and putting them in a glass jar, or how they pull out pieces of your brain through your nose with a fish hook?






Yami: (O_O) Whoa, I forgot about that......(Shuddering)






Yami: So Yugi, you don't seem vary pleasant, fell off your high chair again in class?





Yugi: It's a seat for the undersized!!!!!! Get it right! Well, yes, but there's something worse.....






Yami: Really? You'd think that having to sit in a high chair in school would top off your most horrible moments......






Yugi: (-__-,) Shut the hell up.






Yami: Well, you should be grateful! You can go outside and do activities!! Ever since I got my body back, I've done nothing but sit here and read all day!!!






Yugi snapped his head up and stared at Yami, a smile spread across his face.






Yugi: So you really wanna get out of here?






Yami: No shit, if I hear your grandfather blasting the Spice Girls one more time, well let's just say that he'd wish his soul would still be gone.......






Yugi: (O_O) Ahhh, okay then. So you wanna go on a little, uh, vacation in three days?






Yami: Really? It seems like thousands of years since I last went on a vacation!!!...oh wait..it has been...(-_-)






Yugi: Yeah, I really do pity you....






Yami: (looking down at Yugi) Ditto for you. (^_^)






Yugi: I'm not that short!!! You know, your not too tall yourself, Tea's taller then you...






Yami: (blush) Well at least I still can't fit in the dryer..







Yugi: Listen, do you want to go or not?!






Yami: I'll be good!






Yugi: Excellent......







Meanwhile at Ryou's house............







SMASH!!!!!!!!!






Ryou: Hey!! That was my good china!!






Bakura looked over to his unfortunate roommate.






Bakura: Really? Well, sorry to say that I really don't give a damn!!






Ryou: (sigh) It was just a suggestion.......






Bakura: Why the hell did you even ask? Can you honestly see me dealing with little children?!?!? I say we should just feed them all to the damn crocodiles! Again!!






Ryou: Fine, fine. (Sigh) I should've known that your too weak to be able handle the innocent....






Bakura slowly turned his head and shot daggers at his double.






Bakura: What, did, you, just, say?????






Ryou: Nothing, nothing!! You really must be getting old, you hear voices!! (^_^,)







Bakura: I've always heard the voices of the dead, but I still heard what you said...






Ryou: (O_O,)






Bakura: (crossing his arms) And I'm quite capable of handling them.....






Ryou: (Taking a deep breath, possibly his last) Then why don't you prove it? Yami Malik could even do this.......






Bakura: (O_O) Fine then, I will...(Now walking towards the phone)






Ryou: Who are you calling?






Bakura: Well, you just gave me an idea......






Malik's house....






Y-Malik: .....and don't forget, I want FRESH camel meat with my spring water from the Egyptian desert!! GOT THAT?!?!?!






Malik: (Mumbling) Ye.yes Yami Malik.......Ra I wish Shadi would just banish him instead of me having to deal with this freak for my "Wrong Actions"






Y-Malik: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!






Malik: Nothing!! (^_^,)






Suddenly, the phone rung beside where Y-Malik was sitting on the sofa.






Y-Malik: (Staring at the phone, then to Malik) Well????






Malik: Get it yourself!!! I have to find Camel meat!!! (Walks into the kitchen)






Y-Malik: (Looking at the ringing phone, then to his Millennium Rod that was sitting beside it)






Y-Malik: Do something to shut it up!!!!






Rod: ............






Y-Malik: UHG!! Your as helpful as that wanna-be me!






Rod:.......(Starts to glow and shake violently)






Meanwhile the thing what his slave-human called an "Answering Machine" kicked in.






Mysterious Voice In The Box Of Bolts: Pick up the damn phone Yami Malik!! I know you're there, you haven't moved your mummy ass in weeks!!






Y-Malik: Hey I know that voice........(Picks up the handset)






Y-Malik: WHATTTTTTTTTTT??????!!!!!!






Bakura: About time dumbass......






Y-Malik: Shut-up! I killed you once and I am quite capable of doing it again!!






Bakura: Whatever, listen can.....can you do me.......a...a...favor? (Shudder)






Y-Malik: What? You? Ask for a favor?? What the F$#@ has that British nun done to you?!?!







Bakura: SCREW YOU!! Listen, can you give me your Millennium Rod for a week?






Y-Malik: (Laughing his ass off)Wh...hahah!!! What the hell??!?!? Hahahah!!! You, you really think I'll do that for you?!?! Oh, oh, HAHHAHAHA!!! Ouch, laughter hurts like hell!!! HAHAHAH!!!(Suddenly stops laughing) What the hell would you want with it anyway?





Bakura: The wanna-be me is making me help at that damn camp thingy..AND I NEED THAT ROD!!!






Y-Malik: (Resting his feet on the large coffee table) You? Looking after those, those..offspring? HA!! You won't last a week!!






Bakura: You care to make a bet on that?






Y-Malik: (Now very interested) What do you propose?






Bakura: Hmm.Whoever is able to stand the whole week at this camp thingy without sending one offspring, or yourself to the shadow realm, gets to have the loser do whatever he wants for a week...






Y-Malik: Even if I make you get me camel meat?






Bakura: (--_--) Even camel meat.........






Y-Malik: Deal!!!






Bakura: I'll see you in three days then.......(And he hung up the phone)






Y-Malik: (O_O) Three day's??!! SHIT!!! (Throws the phone against the wall where it smashes into pieces)






Hearing the loud noise, Malik walks into the room sees the phone, and then glares at the spirit.






Malik: What the hell did you do that for again?!?! That's the forth phone you broke in the last two day's!!






Y-Malik: Can it!! (Getting off the couch and walks into Malik's room) Oh, by the way I'll be coming with you on the camp thingy....






Malik: (O_O) WHAT?!?!?






Y-Malik: And I still want my camel meat and the water slave- human!!!!






Three joyful days later...........






Yami: When the hell are they going to get here?! I don't want to age another 3000 years!!!!!!!!






Yugi nodded in agreement, even he was getting pissed off that Ryou and Bakura still haven't showed up yet, even Malik and the psychotic one were here on time!!






Tea: Well, look at it this way guys, the bus isn't even here yet, and it's already five after six.






Just as the words were out of her mouth, they saw the familiar sight of a yellow bus pull around the corner, stop in front of them and open the doors.






Inside was a small man that they have never seen before, he had white wrinkly skin and that was about all they could see of him, as he was covered in the baggiest uniform possible.






Driver: Get in..............






Serenity: (Gulp) He sounds scary, almost like the dead.......






Bakura: Does my voice scare you too then?






The 11 of them turned to find themselves face to face with none other then Bakura, and Ryou who stood beside him.






Mai: It's about time you got here!!(Looking livid as she lugged her four suitcases up the small steps and onto the bus)






Bakura: Don't blame me you wench! It wasn't my fault!!! The goody good had to make sure that EVERYTHING was sealed away in plastic zip-lock bags.......






Ryou: (blushing madly) I have a cleaning problem, okay?!






Kaiba: Just get on the damn bus and shut the hell up!!!!!






Everyone went into the bus and sat down, no one wanted to mess around with an extremely pissed off, none morning person CEO.






Driver: You'd be going to CampJoyful, eh'????????? (Slurring the whole sentence together)






Duke who was sitting the closest responded.






Duke: Yep, have you ever driven there?






Freaky Driver: "...........Nice day today, hhuuuhhhhhhhhhh????






Malik looked outside the moving bus.






Malik: What? It's raining!






Freaky Driver: "............."






Duke looked at the rest and just shrugged.






Joey: (Whispering to Tristen who sat beside him) We have to spend 5 hours driving with this guy?!?!






Tristen: What did you say?






Joey: Ugh!! Never mind! Just, go, go read signs!!






Tristen: Okay then, (looks out the window) Slow, 50 Km.....






Joey: (-_-) You keep doing dat....






Y-Malik: What the hell am I going to do for 3 FREAKING HOURS?!?!?!






Mai: How should we know? Do what you usually do!






Y-Malik: (looking slightly confused) Which one, plotting world domination, or sending you pathetic mortals to the Shadow Realm?






Tea: Uh..the first one..






Y-Malik: Very well....(bringing out a piece of paper and then cut the tip of his finger with his millennium Rod, then calmly started to print in Egyptian hieroglyphics)






Everyone: (O_O)






Malik: (-_-,) Don't worry, he'll die or pass out in time...






Y-Malik: Haven't you figured that out yet? I'm 5000 years old! I won't be dying anytime soon.






Yugi who had been silent since the bus left, finally spoke;






Yugi: So uh, let's play a game to pass the time!!






Kaiba: Like duel monsters?







Yugi: (-__-) Anything else besides what we've been doing FOR OUR WHOLE DAMN LIVES?!?!






Yami: Or both of our lives for some of us.......






Tristen: Avalanche Area, Do Not Stop......






Ryou: Will he ever stop?






Tea: Once he finds something that's exciting to him, he'll never shut up..






Tristen: (^_^) Look, Avoid Using Engine Breaks!! I've never seen that one....






Ryou: (-_-,) Great.....






Serenity: So anyone have any ideas for games?






Suddenly the driver turned around and faced them, not paying any attention to the road.






Freaky Driver: How about some imagination time? We could all go to Six Flags!! (Grinning at the looks on the teens faces)






Tea: Uh, maybe you should just watch were you going on the road?






Freaky Driver: Ya point a there got, toots!







Tea: (O_O) Yeah......






Serenity: (Whispering in Tea's ear) He's really starting to scare me...






Yugi: How 'bout we play......Hang Man?







Bakura: (snapping his head up from sleep) I like the sounds of this.. (Smiling evilly at Yugi) Let me just prepare my noose.






Yugi: (Looking terrified) Or maybe not......






Serenity: How about we play charades?






Yugi: Yeah!! A safe game where Bakura can't hurt me!!






Bakura: Damn you to the depths of your Yami's tomb....






Serenity: Okay Yugi you go first!






Yugi: Okay!! (Starts thinking)






Bakura: What the hell are we supposed to do?!







Tea: Oh that's right, you've probably never played this when you were a kid!






Bakura: I've never played anything in my childhood.






Tea: (O_O) Okay then...Well, uh, charades is really easy, someone acts something out without saying anything, then the other people have to try and guess what he's playing!






Bakura: (stares at Yugi who's still thinking) Are you a midget?






Yugi: Wh-






Yami: How dare you! He's a circus freak you idiot!!!!






Yugi: (Tears well up in his eyes) What are you-






Y-Malik: (setting down his blood soaked paper) You're all wrong, it's clearly obvious that he's an embarrassment to society.






Yugi: (Starts sobbing) Why are you all so cruel to me?!?






Y-Malik: Was I wrong?






Yugi: Just shut up!







Freaky Driver: Hey, hey! Can I pway?






Duke: Uhhh......






Freaky Driver: Okay, okay!! What am I?







Bakura: A useless mortal that has a brain the size of the Millennium Eye and has the appearance of Buffalo Bill?







Freaky Driver: Oh, close soooooooooooooo!!!!






Mai: A bus driver?






Yami: Well no shit.






Freaky Driver: Nope, where did you get that idea?






Malik: (O_O) WHAT?!?






Duke: Cannibalistic?





Freaky Driver: (Giggles like a little girl) Nopy..







Malik: Please don't say that you're related to me....






Freaky Driver: I wish was I...






Y-Malik: Then what the HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?






Freaky Driver: Ha!! Up give?






Tea: Uh yeah....







Freaky Driver: I'm.......DRUNK!!!







Everyone except Tristen: (O_O) WHAT?!?!






Tristen: Lookie here, were going through the sign that say's "Road Closed"!! I've never been there! (^o^)






Everyone, excluding the Freaky Driver and Tristen: WHAT?!?!








~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end of ch 1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~






Digitalgirl: Well?????

*A Pepsi can gets thrown at her head*

Digitalgirl: Ouch!! Damnit!! Okay, so it was really stupid and boring, but that doesn't stop you from reviewing!!

Kaiba: Yes it does, it say's so on my computer. (Points to a secret document on his laptop screen)

Digitalgirl: --_--; Anywho, just to let you know, there will be children in the camp which are reviewers characters from ff.net, not mine at all. But I'll get more into that later on.....in the meantime, review!