Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Game Show Kindom ❯ Friend or Foe ( Chapter 1 )

TenshiBane: *asleep*

Seto: Uhh.... Tenshi?:

TB: ....

Seto: * prods her with finger* Hall-ooooo?

Tenshi: *snorts LOUD*

Seto: AHGH!!!!

Tenshi: *starts laughing maniacally*

Yugi: *giggles*

Seto: Damn you!

Tenshi: *grins* Thank you.

Seto: C'mon! The show is about to start!

Tenshi: *giggles* Seto said c'mon.... ^v^

Seto: >: (

Tenshi: Awight... I don't own... uh... anything... leave me alone.

Seto: COME ON!!

Tenshi: *yawns* Coming you mmmbl mmmbl...

Seto: What?

Tenshi: Poop Eater!

Seto: *growls and takes his place amoung other contestants*

Tenshi: Hiya! I'm Tenshi, your host for this evening. Welcome to FRIEND or FOE! Where contestants compete for money by teaming up and answering random questions!

PUT APPLAUSE HERE

Tenshi: Let us meet our contestants.... *camera focuses in on Seto*

Co-Host, Kiri: This is the one and only and not to mention hottie SETO KAIBA. He runs a company as CEO and is only sixteen! OoO Amazing right? But there is a downside. HE MURDERED GOZABURO!!

Seto: Did not!

Kiri: Did to.

Seto Did not!

Tenshi: SHADDUP!!! Get on with it, Kiri. *thinking to self* Why does Seto need money?*

Kiri: Poo. I like tortuing Kaiba... Whatever. Next is the fork-in-light-socket-hair dude, MARIK!!! *coughcoughEVILcoughcough*^^

Tenshi: *cowers in corner* EVIL!!!! EEEEVIL!! * like Mermaid Man on SBSP*

Kiri: He is about 5000 years old and owns the millenium rod!

Audience: YEA!!!

Kiri: But...... not LEGALLY

Audience: Booooo.....

Kiri: Next is the kawaii, super adorable YUGI!

Audience: Awwww...

Yugi: *blushes madly*

Kiri: He is a magor cutie and fourteen years old! HE IS UP FOR GRABS! GET HIM BEFORE TEA DOES! Ahem. But the only downside to this little kawaii hunk is... he got his yami hooked on sugar..

Yami: *bouncing off walls in only polka dot boxers*

Tenshi: AHHHH!!! MY EYES!

Kiri: Right... next is the puppy duppy pizza lovin' mutt, JOEY WHEELER! *reads script again* Stupid dubbers...

Joey: Grrr... don't call me mutt... grrrrrr... woof!

Kiri: OoOoOokay... he is also fourteen and is cute and really tall!

Tenshi: Not as tall at Kaiba. Gawd, he's a light pole!

Kiri: But there's always a but... he doesn't pay for his food at the restaurant!

Audience: GASP!

Kiri: Next is... Ryou!! Our little Ryou. Who is super cute! *drools*

Tenshi: BUT HE SOMETIMES TURNS EVIL!!

Kiri: *sniff* All true... last is poofie doofy Malik-ooshie!

Malik: I'M NOT POOFIE!

Kiri: Yes you are! Poofie...

Malik: Hmph...

Tenshi: Alright... THERE ARE YOUR CONTESTANTS! Now for the random pairing. The pairs are....

Yugi-Ryou

Malik-Marik

Kaiba-Joey

Seto: WHY AM I ALWAYS PAIRED WITH HIM!?

Tenshi: *turns all evil* GET INTO YOUR BOX THINGY!

Seto:* whimpers and joins Joey in box thingy*

Tenshi: OKAY! First question: If Kiri could choose any guy in the YGO world, who would she pick to be her boyfriend?

a. Ryou

b. Yugi

c. Joey

d. Grampa

S&J Box

Joey: Definetley not you.

Seto: I say Ryou.

Joey: Yugi.

Seto: RYOU!

Joey: YUGI!!! * brief strangling, a yelp, and a smack*

* login A*

M&M (yum) Box

Marik: Who the hell is Grampa?

Malik: I dunno... Let's choose him!

*both grin and lock in D.*

Y&R Box

Yugi: Its you.

Ryou: *at same time* Its me.

*log in A*

Tenshi: Answer is.... A! Team 1 and 3, you get 500 dollars! Team 2, you get my sympathy at the end of the show.

Malik: Why?

Kiri: *fuming in background* LET ME AT THEM!

Both: O-o

Tenshi: That's why... next question... If Kiri+Ryou= Love, them what does Me+Marik equal to?

a. Love

b. Nothing

c. Yuck

d. Someone's gonna die

S&J Box

Both: *log in D immeadeatly*

M&M Box

Marik: *blush*

Malik: You think?

Marik: Just log it in, maybe I'll get lucky!

*log in A*

Y&R Box

Yugi: She is not serious about that is she?

Ryou: Nah, I think she's more interested in guys her own age. I hear she's got a liking for you.

Yugi: *blush*

*login D*

Tenshi: *pissed at Team 2* ARE YOU ****ing SERIOUS! The answer is D you idiots!

Marik: Well...

Tenshi: TRUST BOX TIME FOR YOU NOW! * door opens and Marik and Malik walk out to front*

Malik: .....

Tenshi: You know the rules. If both of you choose friend you split the nothing you have. If one chooses friend and other get foe, foe get all of nothing. If both choose foe, nobody gets nothing! Let's go!

Ten seconds later...

Tenshi: LETS REVEAL!

Malik---------FOE FRIEND------------Marik

Malik: Yea! I get all of nothing!

Marik: *sniff* I get nothing of nothing....

Tenshi: *blasts them both out with ray gun* GET OUT OF HERE YOU PERV! *talking about Marik of course*

Kiri: Aww... but I liked M&M....

Tenshi: *throws a bag of m&m candy at her* Happy?

Kiri: Very! ^________________^

Tenshi: Okay. Both tied at a thousand. Next Question worth 1000 dolla's! How old is Yugi's gramps?

a. 18

b. 66

c. 80

d. Over the hill and up another

S&J Box

Joey: Uh.......

Seto: Why the helll did she ask a question like this?

Joey: Uhhh.........

Seto: Stop saying uh!

Joey: Uh?

*log in D*

Y&R Box

Ryou: You know this one right?

Yugi: Well, I pray to God he ain't 18. So.... I say 66

*login C*

Tenshi: Gawd, Yugi, you don't know your grandpa's age?

Yugi: *starts to cry*

Tenshi: Well, Team 1 gets to the next round, so Trust Box for you!

Yugi: I thought you said she liked me... *sniff*

Ryou: Well... I didn't know...

Tenshi: You know the rules. Hands in trust box.

Creepy music plays

Tenshi: Okay! Reveal

Yugi-----------FRIEND FOE--------------Ryou

Ryou: MUAHAHAHAHA You're too trusting. *runs off with the thousand dollars*

Yugi: *crys*

Tenshi: *bends down and gives Yugi a thousand dollars* Spend it on some sugar 'kay? *kisses Yugi on the cheek*

Yugi: *blushes madly and faints*

Tenshi: Now Team 1! Get down here.

Seto: BUT we're supposed to compete for more money!

Tenshi: MY VERSION OF SHOW, MY VERSION OF RULES! Get your asses down here!

Seto: *mumbles as he follows Joey to trust box*

Tenshi: Blahblahblah. Hand in trust box...

Seto: *glares at Joey*

Joey: *glares at Seto*

Tenshi: REVEAL!

I think you know what is coming...

Joey------------FRIEND FRIEND---------------Seto

Tenshi: Whoa! Didn't see that coming!

Seto: *pulls in Joey for kiss*

Joey: * accepts it... hard*

Tenshi: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *barfs*

Kiri: * with blind fold on, trying to speak over the yells of the crowd* NEXT GAME IS THE MATCHING GAME! I GUESS TENSHI WILL BE OUT SICK, SO REVIEW AND ASK IF YOU WANT TO BE THE CO-HOST FOR MATCHING GAME! We take anybody! So review, ask if you want to be co-host for next game, I choose who be co-host, and flames will be used to torch my teachers! >v<

Ja Ne Till next time!

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