Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ The Lie Detector Test ( Chapter 6 )
Howdy! I finally got the next chapter uploaded! Yeah! Well, thanks to all who read it, even if they didn't review, and even if they hated it!
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To my sister SAJ- How dare you scare of a reviewer!! He was nice!! Also, thanks for reviewing! ^_^
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Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Pepsi or any lie detector test of any kind. Though, I do own SAJ and TAB!
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Chapter six: The Lie Detector Test
TAB: Welcome! Today SAJ will take each boy and ask them questions. . . With a lie detector test! I'm so evil and good!
Touya: I'm the one that came up with that.
TAB: Oh. . . Don't say that!
Touya: Oh. I'm sorry.
TAB: SAJ is getting the boys right now!
*Three hours later.*
SAJ, Marik, Yami Bakura, Bakura, Kuwbara, Yusuke, Duke, Yugi Yami Yugi, Kaiba, Kurama and Hiei, who's hiding behind Kurama:(Comes back with ice cream cones).
Kuwabara: Mmm. Food(Licks his ice cream cone).
Yami Bakura:(Pouting). I wasn't able torture that helpless mortal.
Marik: You're lucky! He went after me with a broom when I made fun of him!
Yusuke: That was pretty funny(Licks his ice cream cone).
Bakura: Well, you shouldn't have make fun of him.
Duke: You're too nice, Bakura.
Yami Bakura: Yeah, come to the dark side. . .
Yami Yugi:(Hits Yami Bakura over the head). Stop it.
Kurama: Are you sure I'm supposed to be here?
Hiei: Don't move!
Kurama: I'm walking, so it's kind of hard not to move.
Hiei: Don't let her see me!
Kurama:(Sighs).
Yugi: Tall! Tall! Tall! Big! Big! Big!
SAJ: Why did we have to walk?
Kaiba: I told you we should of took the limousine.
SAJ: Well, I didn't hear you!
Kaiba: Yeah, you did.
SAJ: No, I didn't!
TAB: SAJ! Why did you bring Kurama?
SAJ: Huh?
TAB: He isn't supposed to be here! We already know that he's going to the next round.
Kurama: Told you.
SAJ: So? He can just snack at the buffet.
TAB: Fine. . . Um, Duke, you're up first.
Duke: Okay(Walks over to the lie detector machine).
SAJ:(Walks over to where Duke is). Okay, I'm going to ask you a series of questions.
Duke: Okay.
SAJ:(Looks at a piece of paper that have all of the questions). Did you, or did you not, accuse someone of cheating at Duel Monsters?
Duke:? Yeah.
SAJ: Okay! Did you, or did you not, make some one swear that they wouldn't play Duel Monsters again if they lost Dungeon Dice Monsters to you?
Duke:? Sure. . .
SAJ: Did you, or did you not, put some one in a dog suit?
Duke:? Yeah. . .
SAJ: Did you, or did you not, make fun of. . .
Duke: Okay! These questions are to personal!
SAJ: Fine, I'll skip a few. Okay, Duke, do you, or do you not, have a group of cheerleaders follow you everywhere you go?
Duke: Uh, yeah.
SAJ: Do you or do you not. . .
Duke: That's it! I'm going to find out who did this!!(Glares at TAB).
TAB: I didn't!
Duke: Uh, then who did?(Walks off to seek and destroy who-ever did the questions).
TAB: Okay, next person is Kaiba.
Kaiba:(Reluctantly walks up to the lie detector test machine).
SAJ: Did you, or did you not, cheat in a duel?
Kaiba: What?
SAJ: That's what it says.
Kaiba: Uh, no, not really. . .
SAJ: Hmm. Well, anyway, did you, or did you not, make fun of Joey at Duelist Kingdom?
Kaiba: Uh, yeah. . .
SAJ: Did you, or did you not, hurt Grandpa, and made him go to a doctor?
Kaiba: That's it! Who-ever's doing these questions come out right now!
Everyone:(Doesn't move).
Kaiba: That's it I'm going to find this person!!!
SAJ: Fine. . . Next!!!
Touya: Yami Bakura, come up please.
Yami Bakura:(Walks over to the lie detector machine).
SAJ: Okay, did you, or did you not, make Grandpa unconscious.
Yami Bakura: Yep.
SAJ: Okay, are you, or are you not, after all seven millennium items to rule the world?
Yami Bakura: Who isn't?
SAJ: Um, have you, or have you not, lost many duels?
Yami Bakura: Gr. . . This person is dead!!(Runs off to find the person and send him to the Shadow Realm).
TAB: Next is, Marik!
Marik:(Walks over to the lie detector test grinning evilly).
SAJ: Okay, did you, or did you not, try and take the Millennium Puzzle?
Marik: Uh, yeah.
SAJ: Did you, or did you not, try and kill me and Joey?
Marik: Gotcha!! It's Yugi everyone!
Yugi:? How did you know?. . .
Marik: Simple, you said 'me' instead of Yugi.
Yugi: Drats. . (Drinks Pepsi). You know, you're kind of tall. I never noticed it before. . . Tall. . .
Duke, Yami Bakura and Kaiba: Get him!!(Runs after Yugi).
Yugi: Ek!(Runs off). TALL!
Marik: Hey! You can't have fun without me!!!(Runs after Yugi).
TAB: Next is Yusuke.
Yusuke:(Walks over to the lie detector machine).
SAJ: Okay, did you, or did you not, beat some one up?
Yusuke: Of course I did!
SAJ: Okay, have you, or have you not, shot some one in the head with a Spirit Gun?
Yusuke: Duh!
SAJ: Okay, have you, or have you not, liked a girl?
Yusuke: Uh. . . Yugi!!(Starts to chase Yugi with Yami Bakura, Marik, Kaiba and Duke).
SAJ: Uh, next!
Touya: Kuwabara.
Kuwabara:(Walks up to the lie detector machine).
SAJ: Okay! Have you, or have you not, liked another girl. . . Kuwabara?? Hey! Kuwabara!(Waves her hand in front of Kuwabara).
Kuwabara:(Falls down in his chair).
TAB: He fainted? Great!
Touya:(Gets Kuwabara out of the chair and takes him off).
SAJ: Uh, next!
TAB: Fine, um Bakura!
Bakura:(Walks up to the lie detector machine blushing).
SAJ: Okay, don't faint on me.
Bakura: I wont. . .(Blushes).
SAJ: Okay, have you, or have you not, liked another girl?
Bakura: No.
SAJ: Yeah! You're the first one to answer that question!! Okay, next question. Do you, or do you not, have a crush on me?. . . Why did Yugi put this question in??
Bakura: Um. . . I do. . . .
SAJ: You must be. . . AHHH!! You're not lying!!
Bakura: Uh, is there something wrong??
SAJ: You have a crush on me!! Yeah!!!(Starts to dance around the room).
Bakura:?
Everyone:(Sweatdrop).
TAB: Next question.
SAJ: No more questions for him!(Pecks Bakura on the cheek).
Bakura:(Goes flaming red).
TAB: Next is. . .
Yugi: Ahh, the power of Pepsi!(Drinks more Pepsi).
SAJ:. . . Can I have some?
Yugi: Okay!(Swings down on a rope and hands SAJ a Pepsi(A/N: Thanks Me, myself and Joey for the idea!. . . Oh, for everyone out there, that's Me, Myself and Joey's idea).
SAJ:(Takes a swig of Pepsi). Yum. . .
TAB: Well, anyway next is. . .
Yami Bakura, Marik, Kaiba, Yusuke and Duke:(Run over TAB trying to get to Yugi).
Touya:(Sighs). Next is Yami Yugi!
Yami Yugi:(Walks over to the lie detector machine).
SAJ: Okay, are you, or are you not, a great Yami?
Yami Yugi: Uh, I hope. . .
SAJ: Have you, or have you not, saved the world from disaster many, many, many times?
Yami Yugi: I lost count.
SAJ: Have you. . . Ah, forget it! There's to many compliments on this paper! You're free to go.
Yami Yugi: Uh, okay.
Touya: Next is Hiei.
SAJ: Yeah!!!(Drinks more Pepsi).
Hiei:(Goes over to the lie detector machine).
SAJ: Okay! Have you, or have you not, killed some one by accident?
Hiei: No.
SAJ: Okay, have you, or have you not, wounded some one by accident?
Hiei: No.
SAJ: Okay, have you, or have you not, wounded some one on purpose?
Hiei: Of course!
SAJ: Uh, have you, or have you not, killed some one on purpose?
Hiei: Hn. Of course! I've killed many humans!
SAJ: Uh. . . Next!!!
Touya: Okay, the last one is Yugi.
Yugi:(Jumps on the seat near the lie detector machine).
SAJ: Okay, have you, or have you not, always been sweat?
Yugi: Of course!
SAJ: Okay, have you always. . . To many compliments. You're free to go!
TAB:(Slowly gets up). Wait!. . .
Yami Bakura, Marik, Duke, Kaiba and Yusuke:(Runs TAB over again to get to Yugi).
Touya: SAJ, you have to get rid of four boys.
SAJ: Really? Okay. . .
*Three hours later.*
Everyone:(Causing chaos).
SAJ: I know who to get rid of!
Everyone:(Stops causing chaos for a while and looks at her).
SAJ: Okay, I'm getting rid of Kuwabara, Duke, Yugi, and Yami Yugi!
Yami Yugi: It was nice seeing you again.
Yugi: Tall. . . Tall. . . . Tall. .. . Tall. . . . . Tall! Big. . . . Big! Big! Big! Big! Tall and big! Tall and big!(Sniff, sniff). That's the last time I'm going to be able to say that to you. . . . TALL!
Duke: Nice to meet you.
Kuwabara:(Is still asleep).
TAB:(Slowly gets up). Pick someone to go on a date with. . . .
SAJ: Okay!! Um, Yusuke!
Yusuke: Me? Really?
SAJ: Yep!
Touya: Okay, everyone but Yusuke, go home and wait for SAJ to come and get you. Yusuke, meet us here tomorrow at twelve.
Yusuke: Okay.
TAB: Till next time!
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TAB: Thanks for reading it! It was a little longer then the last chapter, but it was still short. Man! I need longer chapters!
Well, thanks for reading it, and please review!
Also, thanks Me, myself and Joey and SAJ for reviewing!!!
Thanks!