Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ The Newly Boyfriend Game ( Chapter 8 )

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Chapter eight: The Newly Boyfriend Game


TAB: Welcome! Today we'll be playing The Newly Boyfriend Game!

SAJ: Why is it called 'The Newly Boyfriend Game?' Isn't it supposed to be 'The Newly Wed Game?'

TAB: Well, you aren't married, so it's just the game. I just call it something else. Unless you want to get married. . .

SAJ: No way!(Pauses). Where's Touya?

TAB: Why?

SAJ: He was supposed to get the boys.

TAB: You're supposed to do that!

SAJ: Oh. . . But he said he would. . .

*Somewhere else.*

Touya: Where does Marik live??

Yusuke: How should I know? I'm still surprised you managed to find me. By the way, you're looking at the map upside down.

Touya: Oh. . (Turns the map the right direction). Okay, according to the map, we've been walking in circles.

Hiei: Really, you just figured that out?

Kurama:(Sighs). Hiei you shouldn't say that.

Hiei: I can say what-ever I want to.

Touya: By any chance, do you know where Marik lives? You have been to his house before. Do you happen to know the way??

Kurama, Hiei and Yusuke:(Shakes their heads).

Touya: Come on, you have been there before.

Yusuke: I've always been distracted. . .(Spots a camera). Camera!!!!

Kurama:(Holds Yusuke's coat to keep him from running toward the camera person). Well, I can't really remember. I didn't go there last time.

Touya:(Sighs). We're hopeless.

Yusuke: Hey! We aren't hopeless!

Touya: Yeah, we are.

Yusuke: No! We aren't!

Hiei:(Spots someone). Look! It's a human! I'm going to go torture it while you argue where Marik lives!(Runs off gleefully).

Human Hiei wants to torture: Uh, Hiei? What are you doing here????

Hiei: D***! You're Bakura! Why can't you be someone else?

Everyone:(Pauses and looks at Hiei).

Hiei: ?? What?

Bakura: You said a bad word.

Hiei: So????

Bakura: You said a bad word.

Hiei: ?? So?? I still don't get it.

Touya:(Sighs). Let it go Bakura. He swears anyway.

Hiei: ?? What-ever.

Yusuke: Look! It's Bakura! Maybe he'll know where Marik lives!(Runs toward Hiei and Bakura).

Bakura: You said a bad word!

Hiei: So?

Bakura: YOU said a bad word!

Hiei: I still don't get it!

Bakura: YOU SAID A BAD WORD!!!!!!!!

Hiei:???

Bakura:(Hits Hiei over the head with a mallet)

Hiei: X_X

Bakura: Much better! ^_^

Everyone: Uh. . .

Kurama: Do you know where Marik is?

Bakura: Oh, Marik and Yami Bakura are already at the building. So is Kaiba.

Everyone:(Sighs).

Touya: Okay, back to the building.

*At the building.*

Hiei, who Kurama is carrying, Kurama still with a bowl hair cut, Yusuke, Bakura and Touya:(Walk it).

Yami Bakura: What took you guys so long??

SAJ: What happened to Hiei!!!???(Runs over to Kurama and Hiei).

Touya: Bakura hit him over the head with a mallet because he said a bad word.

SAJ: Oh. . I still like you Bakura. .(Turns toward Hiei). Are you alright??

Hiei:(Wakes up). AHHHHHHEEEEE!!!(Runs off).

Kurama: I guess he's back to his normal self.

TAB: Okay, lets get right to it! I'm going to take three boys and bring them in back with me. Then, I'll ask them a series of questions and they'll have to put their answers on a paper board. Then, when all of you boys have answered the questions, SAJ will come out and she'll answer the questions. But, she will try and figure out what you, the boys, put down. That way we'll see how much she knows about all of you, and she get's to know you more this way too!

Marik: That was a big paragraph.

TAB: I know! It's a first!

Everyone:(Sweatdrop).

TAB: Okay, the first contestants are Bakura, Kaiba and Yami Bakura!!

*In the back room.*

TAB: Okay! The first question!! Briefs or boxers?

Bakura: ??? Uh. . . Boxers. (Blushes and write the answer down on a paper board).

Kaiba: Why did I get myself in this predicament? Okay, boxers.(Write answer down on a paper board)(A/N: You get the point. They're writing the answer down on a paper board. No more).

Yami Bakura: Thongs . ^________________^

Kaiba:(Scoots away from Yami Bakura).

Everyone in the room, except Yami Bakura: We did not have to know that!(A/N:(Shudders). Sorry 'bout that!)

TAB:(Very disturbed). Um. . Er. . . What animal do you like most?

Bakura: Hmm. Let me think. I like birds.

Kaiba: I don't like animals.

TAB: You have to answer the question!

Kaiba: Fine. Dragons.

Yami Bakura:(Thinks REALLY hard). Does Man-Eater-Bug count as a animal??

TAB: Uh, sure.

Yami Bakura: Okay! My favorite animal is Man-Eater-Bug!

TAB: Okay. Summer or Winter?

Bakura: Winter!

Kaiba: Summer, no school. I need all the time I can get to do paper work.

Yami Bakura: Summer! So I can wear tight leather outfits!

TAB: Uh. . . Uh. . . Do you duel, or cheer your friends on?

Bakura: I kinda duel, but I usually cheer my friends on.

Kaiba: Of course duel.

Yami Bakura: What do you take me for? Duel!!!!

TAB: Okay. Do you fight, or settle things without fists?

Bakura: I don't like fighting. So I settle things without fists.

Kaiba: Does it count that I use other people to do my dirty work?

TAB: Sure.

Kaiba: Okay, fight.

Yami Bakura: Duh! Fight!

TAB: Okay. Do you kill, or have mercy on people?

Bakura: Mercy.

Kaiba: What kind of questions are these??? Fine, uh kill.

TAB: O.o

Kaiba: I don't kill, but mercy isn't my thing! I have a reputation to keep!

TAB: Okay. . .

Yami Bakura: Kill! ^_^

TAB: Uh. . . . Okay, next question. What kind of a relationship are you looking for?

Bakura: Someone I can lean on for support, and she can lean on me too. You know, a help each other out relationship.

Kaiba: Uh, I don't know. A normal relationship I guess. . .

Yami Bakura: Intimate. VERY intimate.

TAB: Okay! I think that's all!!!! NEXT!!!!!

*Next group of boys.*

TAB:(Still trying to get over Yami Bakura's answers). Okay. Briefs or boxers?

Kurama: Uh, boxers.

Marik: Briefs!

TAB: You're the first one to say that.

Hiei: What's boxers and briefs??

TAB: Uh. . . . Forget it. Next question! What animal do you like most?

Kurama: Foxes, of course.

Marik: ? Animal? Uh. . . . . . Let me think. . . .

TAB: Okay, Hiei.

Hiei: When you say 'what animal do you like most?' Does that mean which animal do you like to torture??

TAB:(Sweatdrop). Why did I get myself into this?

Marik: Bunny's!

TAB: What?

Marik:(Smiles). Bunny's!

Everyone:(Sweatdrop).

Hiei: Um, fine. Humans.

TAB:??? Okay. . . Next question! Summer or Winter?

Kurama: Um, Winter.

Marik: Definitely Summer!

Hiei: Winter.

TAB: Much better answers! Okay, next question! Do you duel, or cheer your friends on?

Kurama: Uh, I don't duel. So, cheer my friends on?

Marik: Definitely duel!

Hiei: When you say duel, it means dueling someone to the death. Right?

TAB: No, it means the duel monster game.

Hiei: Oh, I liked it much better when it was the duel to the death.

TAB: What-ever. Answer the question!

Hiei: Duel. . .(Writes something else down besides the answer).

TAB:(Frowns). Do you fight, or settle things without fists?

Kurama: Fight. . .

Marik: Fight! Yep!

Hiei: What kind of demon do you take me for? Fight!

TAB: Do you kill, or show mercy on people?(Winces). I'm afraid to know the answer to this question. . . .

Kurama: Mercy, when they aren't evil and trying to kill someone.

Marik: Duh! Kill!

Hiei: Once again, what kind of demon do you take me for? Of course I kill!

TAB: Uh. . . What kind of a relationship are you looking for??

Kurama: Someone to be truthful with.

Marik: Uh. . . . . Someone I can have fun controlling other peoples minds with.

Hiei: What?! I don't want a relationship! I was dragged into this!!

TAB: Okay, that's all. . . . . Lets get SAJ already. . . .

*Everyone's sitting down.*

TAB: Okay, SAJ, this is for all the boys. Kaiba, Yami Bakura, Kurama, Marik, Hiei and Bakura. I'll say the question and a boy, and you'll say what you think they would say. Then the boy will flip over their answer and we'll see what they put.

SAJ: Okay! I'm ready!

TAB: Okay, the question is. . . Do you fight, or settle things without fists? Kaiba.

SAJ: Hmm. . . Fight!

Kaiba:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Fight.

SAJ: Yeah! Score!(Buggies).

TAB: Okay, Kurama.

SAJ: Fight!

Kurama:(Shows paper board)

Paper board: Fight.

SAJ: Two down!

TAB:(Sighs). Bakura.

SAJ: Settle things without fists!

Bakura:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Settle things without fists.

SAJ: This question is easy!!

TAB: Marik.

SAJ: Fight!

Marik:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Fight.

TAB: Yami Bakura!

SAJ: Fight!

Yami Bakura:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Fight.

TAB: Then, last Hiei.

SAJ: Fight!

Hiei:(Slowly shows paper board).

Paper board: Fight.

TAB: Next question! Summer or Winter? Bakura.

SAJ: Uh. . . . Winter, because then Bakura would have an excuse for wearing sweaters!

Bakura:(Shows paper board, blushing).

Paper board: Winter.

SAJ: This is easy!

TAB: Kurama.

SAJ:. . .? Uh, er. Winter?

Kurama:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Winter.

SAJ: Nothing wrong so far!!

TAB: You do know that you have to get rid of three boys at the end.

SAJ: Three?

TAB: Yeah. So, Hiei.

SAJ: Winter.

Hiei:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Winter.

TAB: Marik.

SAJ: Summer!

Marik:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Summer.

TAB: Kaiba!

SAJ: Summer.

Kaiba:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Summer.

TAB: Yami Bakura.

SAJ: Summer. Definitely.

Yami Bakura:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Summer.

Yusuke:(Next to Touya). That would have been fun.

Touya: Yeah. . . . .

TAB: Okay! The next question is. . . Do you duel, or cheer your friends on? Kurama.

SAJ: Uh. . . . Duel??

Kurama:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Cheer my friends on??

SAJ: What?!

Kurama: I don't know how to duel(Shrugs).

SAJ: NOOO!!! I got one wrong!!!

TAB: Kaiba.

SAJ: That's easy. Duel.

Kaiba:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Duel.

TAB: Yami Bakura.

SAJ: Duel.

Yami Bakura:(Lifts paper board).

Paper board: Duel.

TAB: Bakura.

SAJ: Cheer my friends on.

Bakura:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Cheer my friends on.

TAB: Marik.

SAJ: Duel. And you don't even have to put up the board.

Marik: Fine.

TAB: Hiei.

SAJ:. . . Duel??

Hiei:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Duel. . . . . . To the death! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

Everyone:(Sweatdrop).

TAB: Okay, next question. Kill of show mercy? Kurama.

SAJ: Mercy.

Kurama:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Mercy.

TAB: Marik.

SAJ: Kill.

Marik:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Kill.

TAB: Yami Bakura.

SAJ: Kill.

Yami Bakura:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Kill.

TAB: Kaiba.

SAJ:. . .. Hm. . . Mercy?

Kaiba:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Kill.

SAJ: ??

Kaiba: I have to keep my reputation!

SAJ: Okay. . . . . .

TAB: Bakura.

SAJ: That's easy. Mercy.

Bakura:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Mercy.

TAB: Hiei.

SAJ: Kill.

Hiei:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Kill.

TAB: Okay. What kind of animal do you like most? Kaiba.

SAJ: Dragons.

Kaiba:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Dragons.

TAB: Kurama.

SAJ: He was a fox. Fox!

Kurama:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Fox.

TAB: Yami Bakura.

SAJ: Uh. . . I'm stumped. ..

Yami Bakura:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Man-Eater-Bug.

SAJ: I didn't know that was an animal. . .

TAB: Bakura.

SAJ: ??? Cats?

Bakura:(Sighs and shows paper board).

Paper board: Birds.

SAJ: Oh. . .

TAB: Marik.

SAJ: Uh. . . I don't know!!!

Marik:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Bunny's.

SAJ:(Sweatdrop).

TAB: Hiei. You'll never guess. . .

SAJ:. . . . It would have to be something big. . . Humans??

Hiei: How did you know????(Shows paper board).

Paper board: This is so stupid. Humans of course.

SAJ: Yeah!!!

TAB: Next question!!!! Briefs of Boxers? Kurama.

SAJ: Boxers.

Kurama:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Boxers. . . . . . .

TAB: Marik.

SAJ: Briefs??

Marik:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Briefs.

TAB: Kaiba.

SAJ: Boxers. Definitely.

Kaiba:(Frowns). I'm not sure if it's good that you know for sure I wear Boxers, or not.(Shows paper board).

Paper board: What kind of question is this??? Boxers.

TAB: Bakura!

SAJ: Boxers.

Bakura:(Still blushing, shows paper board).

Paper board: Boxers.

TAB:(Shudders). Yami Bakura.

SAJ: Uh. . . . . Briefs??

Yami Bakura:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Neither! Thongs! ^____^

Everyone that didn't know about the 'thongs': Ewwww!!(Scoots away).

SAJ: To much information for me. . . .

TAB: Last question!!!! What kind of a relationship are you looking for?? Bakura.

SAJ: I'm not sure if I should be guessing, but it's always fun. Er. . . Someone to be a friend with???

Bakura:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Help each other out kind of relationship.

SAJ: Close, but no cigar there. . . . . Next!!

TAB: Kaiba.

SAJ: Someone that wont get in the way??

Kaiba:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Normal relationship.

SAJ: Uh. . . I suck at this question. . . .

TAB: Kurama.

SAJ: Someone to be truthful with???

Kurama:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Someone to be truthful with.

SAJ: Yepeee!! I got it right!

TAB: Okay. . . Marik.

SAJ: Hmm. . . . Someone to help control other peoples minds with?

Marik:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Someone to have fun controlling other peoples minds with.

SAJ: Two down!!

TAB: Hiei.

SAJ: Uh. . . . I don't really think he would want a relationship with anyone!

Hiei:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: I DON'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!

SAJ: ^_^ I was right again!!!

TAB:(Shudders again). Yami Bakura. . . .

SAJ: Uh. . . . I really don't know.

Yami Bakura:(Shows paper board).

Paper board: Intimate relationship.

SAJ:??? Oh, now I get it. . . . Ewwww!!!!

TAB: Okay, get rid of three boys!

SAJ: Uh, okay. . .(Thinks).

*An hour later.*

Yusuke:(Walks up to SAJ). Are you about done yet? The boys are getting a little impatient.

SAJ: I know!! Yami Bakura!. . . Er, um Marik, and Kaiba. . . Though, it would have been fun to go in your Limousine one more time. . . .

Kaiba: You can use it. I doubt the beaten up old Prob. would be able to take you anywhere else. It would probably break down.

SAJ: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Everyone: ???

SAJ:. . . Oh, not in that way!

Everyone: Okay.

TAB: Okay, for now on, you'll be going on separate dates with all four boys. At the end of all the dates, you'll have to get rid of one. Then it will happen all over again, until there is only one boy to become your boyfriend. Okay, who do you want to go on a date with first??

SAJ: Hmm. . . Bakura!!!

Bakura: Me??(Blushing madly).

SAJ: Yep!

Touya: Okay, the ones that weren't picked you can go home. The rest of you, except Bakura, go home and wait 'till SAJ comes to get you. Bakura, come back here at twelve tomorrow.

SAJ: Why is it always twelve??

Touya: I don't know, it's just always twelve. . .

TAB: 'Till next time!!!!

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