Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ Final Elimination ( Chapter 14 )

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Hey there everyone!Didja miss me? No? To bad! I'm back. ^.~ And no one is going to take me away! Muhahahahahaha!!!!!

I'm weird and I know it. . . Anyho, sorry it took sooooo long for this chapter to up uploaded, but finally it's here. The second to last chapter!!!

Now, to all those wonderful people who reviewed! ^.~ :

To Unimportant bystander#12 - Thanks for the review! ^_^ I'm sooooo glad you like it! Yipeee! ^^ Oh, and thanks mucho for the twinkie!! *Starts eating it.* Yummy! ^-^ Thanks for everything!

To AMK - I still can't review your fic. I think it has something to do with my computer. ~.~ Evilness. . . It would be pretty scary if someone only said that, and it is rather disturbing. Even I say it is. But, disturbing things can be good, every once in a while! ^^ Yeah, now, only one chapter left! ^^ *Sigh* It's weird that the fic is going to be over. Don't hurt yourself to much. You're going to find out in this chappie anyway! ^.~ Thanks for the review.

To Animegirl22 - I'm glad that you reviewed!!! I'm glad that you like this fic. It's alright, I don't mind being hugged! ^__^ Glad that your headache left. I'll have to try and see it sometime. . . Which Zelda game do you have? @.@ There's soooo many. I might be able to help you out if it's 'Zelda and the Ocarina of Ttime'. ^.~ Thanks for reviewin'!

To InsaneAuthoress - He did have a fun time though, torturing that poor guy. ^.~ Yeah, I'm sure he had to put an ice pack on his head. Thanks for reviewin'. I'm happy that you liked the chappie! ^-^ Yeah, I think she should pick Bakura too! But, I'm not the on deciding. . . Unfortunately. I'm not going to even ask what happened to your Yami. . . . And, good luck with Hiei! ^.~

To Sajy - Yeah, you keep on wishing that, but it won't happen. Thanks always reviewing, and being there when no one was reviewing. Thanks for being a big supporter. ^.~

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but myself. Sajy owns herself and well Takahashi owns Yu-Gi-Oh! ^.~

Enjoy!

Chapter fourteen: Final Elimination


TAB: Today, SAJ is going to get rid of a guy, and name one, her boyfriend! It's the moment all of us have waited for, for too long. The day, where SAJ will finally have, a boyfriend.

SAJ: Hey! That makes me sound like I can't get a boyfriend.

TAB: Oh, sorry. ^^"

SAJ: Humph, I could get a boyfriend if I tried!

TAB: O-kay. Anyway, to make this longer we are going to spread it out REALLY looonnnnggggggg!!! ^.~ Oh, the torture!

SAJ: But, I already decided.

TAB: Pretend like you haven't.

SAJ: But why?

TAB: Because the chapter can't be only one page long!

SAJ: Actually, it's two now.

TAB: ~.~'

SAJ: Anyway, sooooo, what exactly do you want me to do?

TAB: Um, well Touya will be here in a few moments with something to do for a while.

SAJ: Great.

*A few minutes later.*

Touya:(Comes in).

TAB: Have you brought something to do?

Touya: Nope.

TAB:(Sighs).

SAJ: Can I just chose my boyfriend already???

TAB:(Pouts). Fine.

SAJ: Alright! I'm going to get a boyfriend! ^-^

TAB: Get ready.

SAJ: I have to dress up again?

TAB: Yeah.

SAJ: Alright!(Runs off).

*A few seconds later.*

SAJ:(Comes out in a gown). Ta-da! Can I pick my boyfriend yet?

TAB: @.@ How did you do that so fast?

SAJ: It takes practice! ^.~

TAB: Anyho, I'm sure you don't want to hear us rant on and on.

Touya: And on and on and on and on and on and on and on -

TAB: They get the hint.

Touya: Oh. . . . Okay.

TAB: Get in your limo!

SAJ:(Gets in the limousine).

Limousine:(Goes REALLY, REALLY slow).

SAJ: You're killing me!!

*Outside the limousine.*

TAB: Alright camera people! Go to the boys and see what they are up to.

Camera people:(Go off to find the boys).

*Kurama's house.*

Doorbell:(Rings).

Kurama:(Opens the door). How may I help you?

Police man 1: Hello, we're still searching for the stolen Viper.

Police man 2: Yes, do you have any clues?

Police man 3: I KNOW YOU HAVE IT! SURRRENNNDUURRRR!!!!!!!

Kurama: ^^' Um, I'm sorry, but I know nothing about it.

Police man 3: I - know - YOU - HAVE IT!!!!!

Police man 1: I'm sorry, but he seems certain that you have it.

Kurama: Why would I have a Viper? I don't drive.

Police man 3: I KNOW YOU HAVE IT! RESISTENCE IS FUTILE!!!!!

Kurama: If I see it I'll call.

Police man 2: Thank you.

Police man 1: Sorry for disturbing you again.

Police man 3: GIVE IT TO UUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!

Police man 1 and 2:(Drag Police man 3 off).

Hiei: Who was that??

Kurama: Just the police. They're searching for a stolen Viper.

Hiei: Oooooh. Viper, you say?

Kurama: Have you seen a Viper? I think the color is, red?

Hiei: Nope. . . Haven't seen a thing. . . . Nope, nope. Nuh-uh.

Doorbell:(Rings again).

Hiei: Eeek!!(Runs off).

Kurama: What's up with him? (Opens the door). How may I help you?

Camera person: I'm hear to film Hiei.

Kurama: Okay, he's inside. (Lets camera person in).

Camera person: Hiei? What are you thinking right now? Are you certain that she's going to pick you?

Hiei: Get away from me!

Camera person: I'm being paid. Now, what do you think your chances are? Are you nervous?

Hiei: Dragon of the Darkness Flame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camera person: AHHHH!!!!!

Kurama's house:(Collapses).

Kurama's garage:(Collapses).

Kurama: Hiei! My house!

Police man 3: I KNEW YOU HAD IT ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!(Runs back).

Kurama: Huh?

Viper:(In the destroyed garage).

Hiei: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Good luck Kurama!(Zooms off).

Kurama: Hiei! Wait!

Police man 3: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!

Kurama:(Sighs). Great. . . . . . .

*Bakura's house.*

Doorbell:(Rings).

Yami Bakura: Who is it?

Camera person: I'm hear to film Bakura.

Yami Bakura: I will send you to the Shadow Realm!!!!!!!(Chases after Camera person).

Camera person: I - AHHHH - hate - AHHHHH - my - AHHHHHH - job!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Back at the building.*

TAB: Well, that didn't go well, now did it?

Hiei:(Zooms in). Phew, that was a close one. . . .

TAB: What are you doing here?

Hiei: I'm just going to stay here until she decides.

TAB: Alright. I'm sure she's on her way right now. . . . . .

* Where-ever SAJ is.*

SAJ:(Walking). This is sooooo much better then that stupid limo. ^-^

*Back at the building.*

Bakura:(Walks in).

TAB: Okay, the guys are here, but where is SAJ?

*Burger King.*

SAJ:(Eating a Burger). Yuummmmy! ^^

*A while later, at the building.*

SAJ:(Walks in). I'm here!

TAB: Finally! Now, lets get to it.

SAJ: Okay! I'm ready to get a boyfriend! ^^

TAB: Now, the boys are in the other room. They can't hear anything that's going on out here, and no one can hear anything going on in there. You will call in the first boy, then the next and say if they are or aren't going to be your boyfriend. Got it?

SAJ: Yup! And, Bakura's coming in first!

TAB: Alright!(Goes off to get Bakura).

Bakura:(Walks in and over to SAJ).

SAJ: Alright. Bakura, you're soooooooo very sweet and kind and gentle. You always think of me first, then the cost later. I enjoyed every minute of our dates. So, that is why - I didn't chose you.

Bakura:(Blinks).

TAB: You can't say 'so, that is why' when they aren't going to stay!

SAJ: Can too!(Sticks tongue out at TAB). Anyway, you're too sweet for me. I need someone I can do evil things with. And, well, you'd be too kind with that kind of stuff. But, thank you for the wonderful neckless and the time we spent together. You'll make some girl very happy.

Bakura:(Nods). Thank you for letting me stay this long. I had a wonderful time doing all those things with you and I wish you the best of luck with your new boyfriend.

SAJ: Thanks! ^^ Now, send in Hiei!

Hiei:(Zooms in and up to SAJ).

SAJ: Okay. Hiei. I had a great time stealing the Viper, and doing all that stuff with you. You aren't afraid to have fun, even if it means breaking the law, or getting someone hurt. I always had fun with you, even when you tortured those poor people. Who, by the way, deserved it. ^.~ But, I didn't chose you.

TAB: What?!

SAJ: Just kidding! ^^ I did chose you! Hiei, would you be my boyfriend???

Hiei: Hn.

SAJ: I'll take that as a yes! ^^ (Kisses Hiei).

TAB: Well, that's it folks. SAJ has a boyfriend, and Hiei has a girlfriend. They make a terrifying pair, but hey, their happy right? But, it's not over yet! There's going to be a reunion show, where you ask the bishonens ( and some none - bishonens ) questions about their journeys. And how they felt about it. And of course, if they're single. ^.~ 'Till then! We'll watch SAJ and Hiei kiss! ^_^

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Yup, that's the end of the chapter. And almost the end of the fic! Remember, the next chapter is a reunion show where you ask the bishonens questions about what-ever you want to ask. I won't update until I get some questions.

Thanks for everything you guys! ^^ I luv ya all!!!!!

Tabby: And now - to the prizes! ^.~ Diana, you are up first! Here's your fantasy! ^^"

Yami Bakura:(Wearing a loin cloth). Huh? What the - ?

Diana: Mine! Mine for the taking! (Glomps Yami Bakura).

Tabby: Um, now Animegirl222!!!!!

Touya: Huh? Wasn't I just ??

Animegirl222: Mine!!!(Grabs Touya). You're mine now!

Touya: . . . I could get used to this. . . .. .

Tabby: To AMK, um, lets see. . . . . . . . . What do you -? I know!

AMK: What?

*Tuck comes in full of something.*

AMK: What's in it?

Tabby: Mind control powder! ^.~ You can use it on anything - or anyone!

AMK:*Grins evilly.*

Tabby: Now for unimportant bystandered#12. . . I really don't have anything for you, so I'll just give you a gift certificate to Burger King! ^.~ If they even have a certificate. . . ^^" Okay, now to InsaneAuthoress sticky glue!

InsaneAuthoress: Huh?

Tabby: It's not much, but it can stick anything together, and it works even better then handcuffs. . . *Wink, wink.*

Tabby: I'm afraid that's all for gifts. ^.~ Thanks ya all!

Oh! And Dukes Kitty! If you want to have a date you have to review telling me what you want to happen, etc.!!!! Please review, or I can't do it!

Thanks ^.~