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The Dating Show! THE DATIN' SHOW : Host- Miliardo Girl- Dorthy Mystery1- Heero Mystery2- Duo Mystery3- Doctor J. Miliardo- Welcome everyone to who wants to date someone the've never met!! miliardo-lets all welcome our lucky lady tonight........DORTHY!! dorthy-oh im so pleased to be here mr miliardo miliardo- thats great miliardo-ok lets start miliardo-first question dorthy-mystery date 1 heero-what? dorthy-if we were alone on a dating look out point, what would u tell me to wooh me? heero- those are the weirdest f**king eye brows i have ever seen! dorthy-ok, no. 2, if i asked u to marry me what would u say? duo- i like men dorthy-ok, no. 3, what part of u do u find the sexiest? doctor j- i have a metal arm dorthy-oooooh i like metal, no. 1 if i was kiddnapped what would u say to the kiddnapper? heero-i would say........"just keep the bitch" dorthy- how dare u! heero- go to hell! duo- hell???.. im from hell (jerry springer drops from the celing) jerry-hello f...(CRRACCK) miliardo-(uses the heat rod) get your scrony ass off of my show off of my show you shit head! duo-(reaching for heero's ass) ooww spandex! i like tight pants, sexy! heero-(pulls out a gun) get ur hands off of my ass-BANG!!- duo- uuhhh guess im not getting any ass-(later dies of bullet wounds) dorthy- let me choose? i choose no. 3 miliardo-ok u get, no. 3 come on down, DOCTOR J!!! dorthy-what him> ??? doctor j- hey baby! (pinches dorthy's ass with metal arm) doctor j- ive been waiting to put this arm to use! dorthy- im filing for divorse! (every body starts a riot and sets fires in studio) miliardo- this kinda thing follows me every where I go.....SIGH...... miliardo- i quit!
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