Just a really short Irateshippy-type drabble. For those who don't know, Irateshipping=MalikxJounouchi

"You're a dork."

"What? I like this song."

"You're dancing around the bedroom in nothing but jeans singing along to 'Vanilla.'"

"You can't tell me you don't enjoy the view."

"Oh, I am enjoying the view. I just think you're a dork."

A hard frown. "Just for that I'm making you leave when the instrumental starts."

"Um... why?"

"Because," a smile that send all the blood rushing to his groin, "that's the part where I usually fantasize about going down on you, lover-mine."

"I take it back, you're the hottest thing this side of Egypt."

"Nope, you ruined the moment."

"Katsuya...!"

"Okay, you can stay. And maybe if you're good...."

"If I'm good...?"

"Maybe I won't just fantasize."

 

 

I told you it was really short. I couldn't help it, I was listening to “Vanilla” on my MP3 player and just got this vivid mental image of Jounouchi dancing around and singing along while Malik watched him with this complete `wtf' expression.

 

Inuko and Malikins are a strange pair of muses. At least I'm lucky in that they *ahem* like each other....