http://www.mediaminer.org/ FanFiction By Guttersnipe http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151443 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151443 Upon finding out that the women of Konoha believe him to be uninterested in their \kind,\ Sasuke employs the help of Naruto to convince Sakura otherwise. Naturally, this was a foolhardy decision...<br /> [Sasuke X Sakura] Minor crackage. Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy / Romance Tue, 15 Apr 08 12:22:22 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151443 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151444 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151444 Ch4:“With how much she hits me I’m surprised I don’t have anaemia.” “It’s amnesia, you moron. She lost her memory, not her energy. Tch.” “I knew that!” Wherein Sakura has amnesia, Naruto takes things too far, and Sasuke lies to get what he wants. SasuSaku Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy / Romance Mon, 31 Mar 08 06:31:46 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151444 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151441 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151441 Track5:Must Have Done Something Right:“I’m already a victim of spousal abuse and we aren’t even married yet.” “And we never will be if you don’t help me with these plans!” “I don’t really see the motivation for me to help you then.” \Shikamaru!\ ShikaTema Guttersnipe Naruto - Romance / Drama / Comedy / Psychological / Angst Thu, 27 Mar 08 09:01:47 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151441 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/147280 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/147280 After Sasuke returns to Konoha (coughdraggedbackcough), Tsunade orders him to perform community service to atone for being a missing nin. One task is to make a string of PSAs, which means he must work with Gai and Lee, who produce, write, and direct them. Guttersnipe Naruto - Romance / Angst / Comedy Sun, 24 Feb 08 11:38:26 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/147280 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151442 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151442 \THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I’M NOT CRAZY, DATTEBAYO! WHY THE HECK DO I HAVE TO SEE A SHRINK? BAA-CHAN! BAA-CHAN!\ Ah yes. It is time for all good shinobi to get their psychological evaluations, in Konoha. Crack! is king here. Includes all of the Rookie Nine. Guttersnipe Naruto - Angst / Romance / Comedy / Psychological Sun, 24 Feb 08 08:39:44 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151442 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151440 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151440 Ch2 Sasuke: And the disconcerting circumstance, of a boy so young having an ambition so tainted, is not lost on him. Ch3 Sakura: But there is a rift between them. She knows. Has known it since the beginnings of Team Seven. Will have all teams. Guttersnipe Naruto - Psychological / Angst / Drama / Romance Sun, 24 Feb 08 08:02:53 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151440 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151438 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151438 First kiss. First confession. First love. First child. First breakup. First midlife crisis. And another first kiss, for the next generation. These are their firsts. And their lasts. And in between is life. [Sasuke X Sakura, minor Naruto X Hinata] Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy / Romance / Drama Sun, 24 Feb 08 07:51:45 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151438 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/147996 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/147996 A letter from Sasuke to his misbehaving hormones. \I believe I have made myself sufficiently clear: I do not want you running rampant in my system like an unchained yard dog. You need to learn discipline and how to obey me...\ [minor Sasuke X Sakura] Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy / Psychological / Romance Mon, 05 Nov 07 22:09:56 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/147996 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146552 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146552 Naruto muses on his best friend and rival's feelings towards Team Seven. [Friendship fic twixt Naruto and Sasuke. Some SasuketoSakura elements.] [Kind of turned into a drabble, which I hate myself for. So please don't add to the hate.] Guttersnipe Naruto - Romance / Psychological / Comedy / Angst / Drama Sat, 22 Sep 07 02:53:35 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/146552 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146045 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146045 Rock Lee loves his Green Spandex Jumpsuit. Obviously, he wears it every freakin’ day! But, it does entail certain challenges for the wearer. Of course, challenges only build character, experience, and Youthfulness, which is why Lee has composed a guide. Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy Thu, 06 Sep 07 02:11:24 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/146045 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146044 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146044 Don’t look. Don’t glance. Just glare at him. Ignore her. Stare at him. Pain follows your eyes, so just don’t…look at…her. Guttersnipe Naruto - Psychological / Angst / Drama Thu, 06 Sep 07 02:09:26 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/146044 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146043 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146043 While taking a break from training, Lee begins an ill-fated conversation with Neji and Tenten about the wonders of life and the Springtime of Youth. Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy Thu, 06 Sep 07 02:06:51 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/146043