http://www.mediaminer.org/ FanFiction By Guttersnipe http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/147280 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/147280 Upon his return, Sasuke is forced to do community service with Gai and Lee, who have evil, evil plans for the avenger. They plan on making him the third Green Beast. Can Sasuke survive the Green Spandex Jumpsuit? Crack! minor Sasuke X Sakura Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy / Romance / Angst Sun, 29 Mar 09 01:03:20 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/147280 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151444 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151444 Ch 7: Noticing Sasuke’s return, Suigetsu grinned easily, apparently not noticing how this situation looked from the other man’s view from the door, as he pulled on his pants and pointed at Sakura, commenting, “She’s good! She is good!” Team Hebi, SasuSaku Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy / Romance Fri, 20 Mar 09 17:46:02 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151444 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151441 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151441 Track8:Breaking:“I’ll never hurt you. You know that, don’t you?” he spoke quietly, blue eyes watching her. “I know, but...I will hurt you,” she answered, her voice gentle, easing his heart over the cliff. One-sided NarutoXSakura, peripheral SakuraXSasuke Guttersnipe Naruto - Angst / Comedy / Drama / Romance / Psychological Mon, 02 Mar 09 20:24:40 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151441 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/158949 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/158949 Neji deals with his awakening hormones as best he can: by writing in<br /> a diary.\I fear a coup. But it only involves myself. I believe my body is<br /> turning on me, planning a hostile takeover that I might not be able to quell. My body, it’s...doing things.\NXT Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy / Romance Thu, 18 Dec 08 20:50:29 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/158949 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/158948 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/158948 “Tell me...what the secret of your strength is?” she whispers to him again tonight. <br /> “The lotus in the hourglass,” he lies again, watching his secret as she smiles over her treacherous thoughts.<br /> Kanda X Lenalee Guttersnipe D. Gray-man - Romance / Angst Thu, 18 Dec 08 20:45:24 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/158948 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/158947 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/158947 Following his logical mind’s suggestion, Allen backed away and opted not to say anymore to the angry, angry chibi with the sword. Crack! Guttersnipe D. Gray-man - Comedy Thu, 18 Dec 08 20:42:43 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/158947 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/155226 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/155226 Self-respect is overrated. She thinks she could throw herself at him a thousand times and still the sting of cold shoulders and frozen glares could never make her hurt as much as she is hurting now. Sasuke X Sakura Guttersnipe Naruto - Romance / Angst Wed, 02 Jul 08 04:58:44 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/155226 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/155225 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/155225 At seventeen, he watches the nearly invisible stains like a man studying his artistic failure: he loathes the sight but it has taken so much from him he cannot force himself to let it go. He's not something broken; just something that simply isn't anymore. Guttersnipe Naruto - Angst / Psychological Wed, 02 Jul 08 04:48:12 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/155225 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/155224 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/155224 “You’ve got Kanda all hot and bothered, Lenalee!” Allen practically shouted, desperation upon his face. “You have to stay away from him! Look! Here’s a nice janitor’s closet; just hide in here for a few minu—uh—years, until he cools down.” Crack!KandaLena Guttersnipe D. Gray-man - Comedy Wed, 02 Jul 08 04:44:51 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/155224 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/155223 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/155223 But as he turned to go, Itachi said something that he just knew would be repeating itself in his head after this.<br /> “Sasuke, it’s bros before hoes.”<br /> “I can’t believe you just said that to me with a straight face,” Sasuke said, looking back in disbelief. Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy Wed, 02 Jul 08 04:39:33 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/155223 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151443 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151443 Life sucked. Every cloud had a silver lining, but Sasuke was certain that it was really mercury, so when it rained you got mercury poisoning when you decided to have some sushi. And that light at the end of the tunnel? That just meant you were dead. S X S Guttersnipe Naruto - Romance / Comedy Wed, 02 Jul 08 04:23:00 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151443 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151442 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151442 \THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I’M NOT CRAZY, DATTEBAYO! WHY THE HECK DO I HAVE TO SEE A SHRINK? BAA-CHAN! BAA-CHAN!\ Ah yes. It is time for all good shinobi to get their psychological evaluations, in Konoha. Crack! is king here. Includes all of the Rookie Nine. Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy / Psychological / Romance / Angst Sun, 24 Feb 08 08:39:44 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151442 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151440 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151440 Ch2 Sasuke: And the disconcerting circumstance, of a boy so young having an ambition so tainted, is not lost on him. Ch3 Sakura: But there is a rift between them. She knows. Has known it since the beginnings of Team Seven. Will have all teams. Guttersnipe Naruto - Drama / Psychological / Angst / Romance Sun, 24 Feb 08 08:02:53 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151440 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151438 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/151438 First kiss. First confession. First love. First child. First breakup. First midlife crisis. And another first kiss, for the next generation. These are their firsts. And their lasts. And in between is life. [Sasuke X Sakura, minor Naruto X Hinata] Guttersnipe Naruto - Drama / Comedy / Romance Sun, 24 Feb 08 07:51:45 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/151438 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/147996 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/147996 A letter from Sasuke to his misbehaving hormones. \I believe I have made myself sufficiently clear: I do not want you running rampant in my system like an unchained yard dog. You need to learn discipline and how to obey me...\ [minor Sasuke X Sakura] Guttersnipe Naruto - Romance / Psychological / Comedy Mon, 05 Nov 07 22:09:56 -0600 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/147996 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146552 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146552 Naruto muses on his best friend and rival's feelings towards Team Seven. [Friendship fic twixt Naruto and Sasuke. Some SasuketoSakura elements.] [Kind of turned into a drabble, which I hate myself for. So please don't add to the hate.] Guttersnipe Naruto - Romance / Psychological / Drama / Angst / Comedy Sat, 22 Sep 07 02:53:35 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/146552 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146045 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146045 Rock Lee loves his Green Spandex Jumpsuit. Obviously, he wears it every freakin’ day! But, it does entail certain challenges for the wearer. Of course, challenges only build character, experience, and Youthfulness, which is why Lee has composed a guide. Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy Thu, 06 Sep 07 02:11:24 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/146045 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146044 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146044 Don’t look. Don’t glance. Just glare at him. Ignore her. Stare at him. Pain follows your eyes, so just don’t…look at…her. Guttersnipe Naruto - Psychological / Drama / Angst Thu, 06 Sep 07 02:09:26 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/146044 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146043 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/146043 While taking a break from training, Lee begins an ill-fated conversation with Neji and Tenten about the wonders of life and the Springtime of Youth. Guttersnipe Naruto - Comedy Thu, 06 Sep 07 02:06:51 -0500 http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_rw.php/146043