Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Beyblade Tension Relief ❯ Material BOY ( Chapter 4 )

Rain: Hiya! Sorry it took so long; I'm working on a VERY long chapter that will be coming up. (opens door)

(Cast (including Majestics) tumbles in looking, um, worse for wear)

(M. Tyson and M. Hotaru walk in calmly without a scratch. Everyone else slams the door shut.)

Rain: what's wrong with them?

M. Tyson: (sits down casually in a chair next to Rain) you left the security system on.

Rain: oops!

Oliver: OOPS?! OOPS! That's all you have to say?! What we went through was like-

Rain: if I took every nightmare you have ever had and quadruple it. Then read every horror book in the metropolitan main library and add every horrible or nasty thing you come across. Put those in the room with somebody and quadruple it. And that's when you find out that the door automatically closes and locks behind you.

Oliver: how'd you know?

Rain: ^-^* that's what it is.

Oliver: what?!

Rain: what are you doing here, anyway? I only asked for Enrique. I don't want the rest of you. Go home!

Oliver: how do we GET home?

Rain: like this (snaps her fingers causing all of the majestics to disappear except for Enrique.) now, I have rewritten `Material girl' into `Material boy' and now Enrique is going to sing it. Hehe.

Kai: why are you in such a good mood?

Rain: I'm listening to Christmas music. ^-^ I LOVE Christmas music.

Kenny: it's not even thanksgiving!

Rain: so? It's good all year round!

Everybody minus muses: +-+

Muses: ^-^*

Rain: what? It's inspiring.

Kai: burn the Christmas music!

Rain: why?

Kai: I've heard what you're going to do to us!

Rain: ah! By the powers of authors everywhere, I command you, forget! (Lighting strikes, the lights flicker, and Kai disappears)

Kenny: um . . . where is he?

Rain: somewhere else. Here you go, Enrique. (hands him mic. and paper) sing!

Enrique: (dazed) some girls kiss me, some girls hug me

Tyson: yeah, right.

Kenny: when did you get back?!

Tyson: few minutes ago. Found out what she was going to do to him, and couldn't resist.

Kenny: oh . . .

Enrique: I think they're O.K.

If they don't give me proper credit

I just walk away

Max: credit? What does he mean?

Ray: I don't know, Max.

Enrique: They can beg and they can plead

Kai: like they would.

Kenny: when did YOU get back?

Kai: half a second ago.

Kenny: where did you go?

Kai: I can't remember . . .

Kenny: um, okay.

Enrique: But they can't see the light, that's right

'Cause the girl with the cold hard cash

Is always Miss Right, 'cause we are

Max: what does he need money for?

Ray: why me?

Max: but why-

Ray: I don't know Max.

Enrique: Living in a material world

Max: a material world?

Rain: Max, shut up.

Enrique: And I am a material boy

You know that we are living in a material world

And I am a material boy

Max: he's made of materials?

Rain: Max, you're back on the list . . .

Max: eep!

Enrique: Some girls romance, some girls' slow dance

That's all right with me

If they can't raise my interest then I

Have to let them be

Max: what did he mean, raise his interest?

Rain: strike two . . .

Enrique: Some girls try and some girls lie but

I don't let them play

Max: why wouldn't he let them play? Playing is fun-

(bang. Rain polishes her SFP)

Enrique: Only girls who save their pennies

Make my rainy day, 'cause they are

Kai: hypocrite.

Rain: strike one. Shut up!

Enrique: Living in a material world

Living in a material world

(repeat)

Tyson: I hate to say this, but Kai's right. This song makes him look like a hypocrite.

(everyone gapes at him)

Tyson: what?! I have spent the last 2 chapters in RAIN'S mind. I had to learn something.

Enrique: Girls may come and Girls may go

And that's all right you see

Experience has made me rich

Kai: you were rich to the begin with.

Rain: strike 2.

Enrique: And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's

Living in a material world

And I am a material boy

You know that we are living in a material world

And I am a material boy

Kenny: how come Tyson hasn't been `struck'?

Rain: I agree with what he says. ^-^

Enrique: A material, a material, a material, a material world

Living in a material world [material]

Living in a material world
(repeat and fade)

Whew. Don't think I liked that.

Tyson: (rolls his eyes) of course you didn't like it. You're not supposed to. It's for reader enjoyment.

M. Tyson: (nods in agreement)

Enrique: um . . . can I go?

Rain: after you say the disclaimer. ^-^

Enrique: standard disclaimers apply. (Vanishes.)

Kai: I don't get it! You, or anyone else says the disclaimer and you just say `standard disclaimers apply' while I say-

(bang. If you can't guess what happened, go back and read the whole story again.)

Kenny: um . . . why did you do that?

Rain: he annoyed me. Tyson, you need to get-

Tyson: back. Yeah, I know. Ciao, guys! (Vanishes)

Rain: end chapter.