Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Beyblade Tension Relief ❯ Kevvy ( Chapter 6 )

Rain: I'm BACK!

Kai: the insanity.

Rain: nope, nope, not insane, just a music lover with a taste for bashing!

M. Tyson: there's a difference?

Rain: you may have something there. Now, if our star would show up-

?????: I'm not doing it! No way! Not in a million years!

Rain: (pulls her SFP from no where) just a moment, please. (Marches out the door, smirking.)

(Loud bangs, yells, curses, and screams can be heard. Hotaru and Rain walk in calmly. Ray walks in, exhausted and panting. Kevin follows them, hands tied, looking disheveled.)

M. Tyson: hey, Rain?

Rain: yeah, Ty-chan?

M. Tyson: if you don't mind me asking, what are you on?

Rain: chocolate graham crackers. ^__________________________^

Everyone minus muses and Rain: >_<

Max: (helps Ray to a seat) we're doomed.

Kai: you just now realized that?

Ray: hey, cut him some slack.

Kai: why?

Ray: um . . .

Kai: yes? (smirks)

Ray: um . . .

Kai: (smirks some more)

Ray: . . . I'll get back to you on that.

Max: >_<

Rain: you know, Kai, you aren't actually needed for this chapter, so why don't you leave?

Kai: (confused) leave?

M. Tyson: yeah, you'll need to avoid the security system, stay out of the maze, avoid her robots, monsters, and stray torture thoughts, but other then that, you're home free.

Kai: I think I'll pass . . .

Rain & M. Tyson: (smirk)

Rain: Ty-chan, get my papers, please.

Kenny: why do you keep calling him Ty-chan?

Rain: (sing-song) nick name!

M. Tyson: she has a nick name for all of her muses.

Max: what's Hotaru's?

Rain: ^-^ Taru-chan.

M. Tyson: (smirks)

Hotaru: +_+ you! (Points at M. Tyson) this is all your fault! (Pulls out gun)

M. Tyson: (turns to Rain.) where did she get a gun?

Rain: how should I know?

M. Tyson: right. (Pulls out light saber.)

Rain & Hotaru: +_+

M. Tyson: (looks at them) yes?

Rain & Hotaru: +_+*

Tyson: (Swings light saber)

Rain: (alarmed) put that down!

M. Tyson: -_- why?

Rain: pwease? Pwease, Ty-chan? (puppy dog eyes)

M. Tyson: oh, alright. (Puts his LS away.)

Rain: you too, Taru-chan.

M. Hotaru: ^-^ k.

Rain: ^-^* I suppose I haven't told any of you, but Taru-chan is known for constant mood swings.

M. Hotaru: ^-^ yep, yep, yep!

Rain: Ty-chan . . .

M. Tyson: yes . . .

Rain: find some rope, please.

M. Tyson: (nods and walks away)

Rain: Maxie!

Max: (looks up from the bladebreakers card game) yes?

Rain: come over here for a second.

Max: k. (Skips over to Rain)

(bit trusting, isn't he? Ah well. He'll learn in later chapters why you DON'T trust evil, torture and music loving authoresses. Hehe.)

Rain: I'm not entirely sure if it's a gift, but I luv kai (A reviewer from ff.net) said to give you a crow bar.

Max: (takes the crow bar, confused) why do I need a crow bar?

Rain: to pry Mariah off when she comes back.

Max: ^-^ oh, ok- wait a minute. -_- WHEN she comes back?!

Rain: yes. If you use that as a weapon, I will have to take that away. K?

Max: +_+ fine. (stomps away.)

Rain: what has got him so worked up? He KNOWS I want to bash Ray, this isn't new. (frowns) ah, well.

M. Tyson: (walks up, arms full of rope) what do you want this for, anyway?

Rain: in case Taru-chan gets to hyper.

M. Tyson: oh. where do you want it?

Rain: just put it on the ground somewhere.

M. Tyson: (nods and walks away)

Kenny: um . . . Rain?

Rain: (spins on her heel to look at the bladebreakers where they were sitting down at a table playing cards.) no, don't play that card. (directed at Kenny while she walked to their table and sits down) so what's up?

Kenny: whatareyouonnow?

Rain: Apple juice and disney music.^______________________^

Everyone at the table: (mouths fall open, anime style) youunderstoodthat?!

Rain: of course. ^-^ I'm the authoress.

Ray: why does Max have a crow bar? He won't tell us.

Rain: it's from I luv kai, and it's for prying Mariah off you. ^-^

Ray: o_o

Max: ^-^* hehe.

Kenny & Kai: -_-*

Rain: ^-^

Ray: o_o

Max: ^-^*

Rain: ^-^

Ray: o_o

Rain: . . . Ray . . . ?

Max: . . . um . . . Ray . . . ?

Ray: o_o

Rain: (sighs and pulls out her frying pan, tapping Ray on the head with it gently) he's fainted!

Max: why would he faint?

M. Tyson: because it means Mariah will be back.

Max: oh. right. -_-

Rain: ah, well. He'll be up and ready at least by the next chapter. Kevin! Or should I say, Kevvy?

Kevin: (alarmed) how do you know about that?!

Rain: I know all about what happens in complete nonsense, Kevvy. It's time for you to sing! (hands Kevin the mic and paper) sing! Sing! Sing!

Kevin: alright! Alright!

I remember looking up

To look up to him

And I remember most the time

He wasn't there

Max: he better not be talking about Ray. (Lifts crow bar)

M. Tyson: Kevvy? Nah. And if you swing that, it'll be gone in a flash, so don't even think about it.

Max: rats.

Kevin/Kevvy: I'd be waiting at the door

When he got home at night

He'd pass me by to go to pass out in his chair

And I'd say

M. Tyson: see? Not Rayzie.

Max: (flushes)

Kevin/Kevvy: Walk a little straighter daddy

You're swaying side to side

You're footsteps make me dizzy

And no matter how I try

Rain: (sits down in her big red chair, M. Tyson next to her)

Kai: (looks at them suspiciously)

Kevin/Kevvy: I keep tripping and stumbling

If you'd look down here you'd see

Walk a little straighter daddy

You're leading me

Rain: you know something? I don't see how this song relates to Kevvy at all.

Muses: (shrug)

Kenny: why do you keep calling him Kevvy?

Rain: he was my sister's (owl) favorite character for a while, and that's her nickname for him. It's in complete nonsense.(at ff.net)

Kevin/Kevvy: He stumbled in the gym

On graduation day

And I couldn't help but feel

So ashamed

Rain: the show was delightful, we hope you agree . . .

M. Tyson: what are you singing?

Rain: Disney music.

M. Hotaru: be more specific, please.

Rain: the DisneyMania CD. That was the end of tiki-tiki-tiki room, by Hilary Duff. Now I'm listening to the new version of beauty and the beast. It's very upbeat. ^_~

M. Tyson: are you going to take my advice?

Rain: yeah. You know, at this rate I'll never finish-

Muses: sssshhhhhh!

Rain: oops!

Kevin/Kevvy: And I wasn't surprised a bit

When he didn't stay

He stumbled out before they called my name

And I thought

Kenny: finish what?!

Rain: nothing.

Kevin/Kevvy: Walk a little straighter daddy

You're swaying side to side

It's not just me who's watching

you've caught everybody's eye

Kenny: you're right, this has nothing to do with Kevin.

Rain: it was suggested/requested. What're you going to do?

Max: why would Kenny do something?

Rain: it's an expression, Max.

Kevin/Kevvy: And you're tripping and stumbling

and even though I've turned 18

Walk a little straighter daddy

You're still leading me

Max: he's not 18!

Rain: it's a song, Max.

Kevin/Kevvy: The old mans still like he always was

But I love him anyway

If I've learned one thing from him

Its my kids will never have to say

Max: this song is sad.

Rain and muses: +_+

Bladebreakers minus Ray who' unconscious: ^-^*

Rain: is he really that dumb?

Kenny: no . . . he's just absent minded! ^-^*

Rain: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

Kevin/Kevvy: Walk a little straighter daddy

You're swaying side to side

You're footsteps make me dizzy

And no matter how I try

Max: . . . I'm not dumb!

Kenny: okay, maybe he's a bit slow.

Rain: a bit?

Kenny: alright, quite slow. What more do you want?!

Kevin/Kevvy: I keep tripping and stumbling

If you'd look down here you'd see

Walk a little straighter daddy

You're leading me

Max: . . . I am not slow!

Kenny: ^-^*

Rain and muses: -_-

Kai: hn.

Kevin/Kevvy: Yeah walk a little straighter daddy

You're leading me

Why did I have to sing that?

Rain: ask Shaman Wolf. (Another reviewer at ff.net) end chapter.