Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ That Can't be RJ! ❯ Uh RJ? ( Chapter 1 )
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By: YamiKiori 
Kai wakes to a weight on his chest that turns out to be.......
Anime/Manga: Beyblade Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Martial Arts | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.07.2004 | Updated On: 03.07.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 601 | Status: Completed
Kai wakes to a weight on his chest that turns out to be.......
Anime/Manga: Beyblade Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Martial Arts | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.07.2004 | Updated On: 03.07.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 601 | Status: Completed
That can't be RJ
"Go Driger!"
"Go Cecile!"
"Tiger Claw attack!"
"Cyber Claw!"
The two bitbeasts clashed together in a blinding mix of green and purple light, and the two bladers were blasted back onto their backs.
"RJ, Rei daijoubou?" their friends asked the two neko-jin, one stoney-faced and red-haired, the other dazed and raven-haired.
"Uh, y-yeah I-I think so." Rei stuttered sitting up. "How bout you Rai?"
"Urg, yeah I'm fine." the redhead growled and hauled herself to her feet. She looked at the dish to see who won. The dust had settled and Driger had been smashed. "Ha, I won"
Rei's head swivelled around to look at the dish and noticed his blade in pieces and RJ's still spinning.
"Damn," he growled. "That's three times in a row!"
"True but this was the first time your bitbeasts faced off, it was cool!" Tyson said grinning.
"I don't want your opinion monkey boy!" RJ snapped.
"Gee, just thought I'd mention...." he started.
"Well don't mention anything, I hear your voice enough as it is." she growled back at him while she stared to walk past him punching him hard in the face on the way by.
She didn't hang around as he fell clutching his now broken nose. Kai ignored Tyson too but mumbled a "He'll be fine" to the blonde now crouched beside his boyfriend checking him over, Kai walked off after his girlfriend snickering at Tyson.
Tyson had to go to the hospital to bandage up his nose so it could heal properly but when he got back he stayed as far away from RJ as he could to avoid further injuries. Meaning he stayed in his room with Max until dinner. During dinner he kept a hawk watch on RJ to make sure she wasn't going to hit him again.
"If you keep looking at me monkey boy you're never gonna be able to have kids!" she snapped across the table at him.
"Eep" he said "wait I can't have kids anyways I'm gay!" he looked at her stupidly.
"Uh Tyson." Rei leaned over and clarified for the bluenette boy.
His eyes widened "Oh!" and he ran out of the kitchen.
"Stupid pansy" she snickered.
RJ got up and left to go to her room. Tyson sighed with relief and was re-entering the kitchen when a stick was thrown at him.
Tyson: X_X
RJ: =^.^= *walks away*
Rei walked over to RJ and kissed her on the cheek.
"You're so cute when you're evil"
"What can I say I try."
"Even when she's not trying she's evil." Max popped up in between them as they tried to kiss eachother again. Both Rei and RJ ended up kissing on of Max's cheeks.
Max: ^.^
Rei: o.O
RJ: >.<
Rei: My lips are tainted!
RJ: My mouth is ruined!!
Max: That was fun! Do it again!
Rei: >.<
RJ: >.<
(Insert bad words here)
RJ*smashes Max in the head with a table*
Rei*hits Max with a giant pine cone* (Don't ask me where they got these)
Max: @_@
RJ*pants* I'm....Going....To....Bed*storms off*
Rei: I'm getting mouthwash *walks off mumbling*
Max: O.o What did I say?
(Akane Moment!!!)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
RJ walked to her room grumbling about stupid blondes. When she got inside Kai was waiting for her sitting on her bed.
"Have fun with Rei?" he asked in a blank voice.
"NO!" she growled, throwing her armbands and combat boots in the corner.
"Why, what happened?"
"Stupid Blonde Dork!" she yelled untying her bandana and setting it aside.
"Who Max or Hakaru?" he asked.
"Max!" she snarled.
"Oh what did Max do?" he sounded amused.
"Grrr." she grumbled pissed but ended up telling him anyways. Kai was laughing when she was finished. "Shaddup!" she smacked him in the head.
"Sorry it's just.... haha!" Kai couldn't stop laughing.
"Humph!" she grumbled and continued getting undressed for bed.
(Next part was co-written by Tora-chan3 we did this back and forth over msn one night)
Kai: *still laughing*
RJ: *growling*
Kai: *Still laughing*
RJ*plops down on the bed* Shut up Baka!
Kai: That was hilarious! I wish I could have seen that
RJ: oh Shaddup
Kai: You need mouth wash or something?
RJ: hmm maybe
Kai: Did you bring any?
RJ: no Rei should have some though
Rei: *Walks in* What about me?
RJ: mouthwash now!
Rei: *Salutes* Yes ma'm
RJ: good
Rei: *Walks out of room*
Kai: Walk faster!*throws something*
Rei: Ouchichi!
RJ: Kai!
Kai: What?
RJ: was that necessary?
Kai: no not really
Tyson: *Pokes head in* Got any milk?
RJ: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!
Kai: *Whips chair at Tyson*
RJ*breaks other chair over Tyson's head*
Tyson: My eyes! WHY DO THEY BLEED!
Rei: Mouthwash
Tyson: Blood!
Rei: Mouthwash?
Tyson: Band-Aid?
Max: Socks?
Everyone: GET OUT!
RJ: how bout a knuckle sandwich
Max: I'm gone
RJ & Kai: good
Rei: Ooo socks!
RJ: Mouthwash!
RJ*takes mouthwash from Rei*
Rei: Come back socks! We love you!
Kai: You were into the catnip weren't you!
Rei: I refuse to answer that question
Max: Cat~nip cat~nip
RJ*smashes Max in the head*
Kai: Thank you, that kid was giving me a migraine
RJ: no prob
Rei: *Takes socks from Max and runs off*
Kai: *Cocks eyebrow*
RJ: I'm going to bed
Kai: Kay
RJ*curls up cat style on Kai's bed with him*
Max: *Walks in and punks mouth wash*
RJ: out!*throws lamp*
Lamp: zzzap zzzap
Max: Yipe!zzzzzzz
RJ and Kai finally got everyone out of their room and went to sleep.
Max was in his own room drinking mouthwash.
Tyson was drooling on himself.
Rei was eating catnip.
Kenny was hugging Dizzi.
Hakaru was eating fish on the roof. Where she got it is anyone's guess.
and Yusuki meanwhile was channel surfing "What is this magical talking box?"
(Doesn't know what a TV is)
****Next Morning****
The next Kai awoke to feel a small weight on his chest and a persistent poking at him, slowly he open his eyes to a pair of large silver eyes in his face. His first natural reaction was of course, "RJ?" as she was the only one he knew with silver eyes. He brought his arms up to embrace her.
Kai gave a yell when he realizes that not only are the silver eyes too big but the girl they belong to was way to small to be RJ. When he yelled he jerked sideways and sent the little girl sprawling onto the floor where she started to scream bloody murder.
(also co-written by Tora-chan3)
Everyone: *runs in*
Max: SOCKS?
Rei*wiping sleep out of his eyes* whasamatter
Tyson: I can't find my toes!
Kenny: Wake up!
Rei: not you idiot
Tyson: *Wakes up* Huh?
Rei*Punches Tyson*
Rei: Kai what's wrong
Kai: ARE YOU FREAKING BLIND?
Rei: I can't remember?
Max: Is this a trick question?
Kai: NO!
Max: Kay, just checking
Everyone present looked at the screaming little girl sitting on the floor, she had long red hair and silver chibi eyes. She wore dark and light purple Chinese clothes and a dark purple bandana ten times too big for her with a ying-yang on it.
Hakaru*Comes in through window* Ooo a kitty!*Pokes kitty*
Little girl: Meow! wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hakaru: I think I broke it
Rei: *Smacks forehead*
Kai: *Sighs*
Hakaru: who's the kid?
Max: I have socks
Everyone: SHADDAP!
Rei: uh that's uh Rai
Kenny: Ha, ha very funny Rei, but seriously, who is she
Rai*sees Rei* Wei-Wei!
Kai: He was serious
Kenny: Shit
Rai*launches herself at Rei* Wei-Wei!!!
Hakaru: Cute aint it?
Rai*turns and looks at Hakaru* kitty!
Hakaru: Yes...yes I am
Yusuki: *Walks in* Ooo a kitty
Kai: Dumb minds think alike
Hakaru: hey!
Rai: Wei-Wei*blinks chibi eyes* who all dese people?
Rei: The stupid one is Tyson, The blonde guy there is Max, the other blonde is Hakaru and the guy with red hair is Yusuki and that's Kenny and Kai's the one over there
Hakaru: Good editorial, smarty
Ray: Shut it
Rai*blinks and starts screaming* wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yusuki: Is it broken?
Kai: Will people stop asking that!?
Rei: uh no she's just shy
Max: I have socks
Everyone: WE KNOW!SHUDDAP!
Tyson: So, this is RJ, huh?
Yusuki: And I thought it was broken
Rei: yeah when she was three
Kai: stop that!
Kenny: According to my analysis of her DNA structure, I've come to the conclusion that her molecular make up has changed form and has returned to a smaller i.e. younger age in time. Thus concluding that she must have ether stopped aging or has found a way to reverse said method
Rai*stops crying* Wei-Wei!
Everyone: That was scary
Kenny: Ether that or it was something she ate
Rai: WEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max: That actually made sense!
Rei:...
Rai: Wei-Wei why wou so much tawler dan me?
Rei: I'm not, it's just...your imagination
Rai: Weely?
Rei: Yup
Rai: otay
Kenny: Well somebody's gullible
Rei: shhh
Kai: What do you expect?
Yusuki: I expect to eat, I'm going downstairs. See ya.
Rai: fwood? meow! I hungy
Hakaru: Yusuki? You make me breakfast?
Yusuki: Sure
Hakaru: Yay!
"Go Driger!"
"Go Cecile!"
"Tiger Claw attack!"
"Cyber Claw!"
The two bitbeasts clashed together in a blinding mix of green and purple light, and the two bladers were blasted back onto their backs.
"RJ, Rei daijoubou?" their friends asked the two neko-jin, one stoney-faced and red-haired, the other dazed and raven-haired.
"Uh, y-yeah I-I think so." Rei stuttered sitting up. "How bout you Rai?"
"Urg, yeah I'm fine." the redhead growled and hauled herself to her feet. She looked at the dish to see who won. The dust had settled and Driger had been smashed. "Ha, I won"
Rei's head swivelled around to look at the dish and noticed his blade in pieces and RJ's still spinning.
"Damn," he growled. "That's three times in a row!"
"True but this was the first time your bitbeasts faced off, it was cool!" Tyson said grinning.
"I don't want your opinion monkey boy!" RJ snapped.
"Gee, just thought I'd mention...." he started.
"Well don't mention anything, I hear your voice enough as it is." she growled back at him while she stared to walk past him punching him hard in the face on the way by.
She didn't hang around as he fell clutching his now broken nose. Kai ignored Tyson too but mumbled a "He'll be fine" to the blonde now crouched beside his boyfriend checking him over, Kai walked off after his girlfriend snickering at Tyson.
Tyson had to go to the hospital to bandage up his nose so it could heal properly but when he got back he stayed as far away from RJ as he could to avoid further injuries. Meaning he stayed in his room with Max until dinner. During dinner he kept a hawk watch on RJ to make sure she wasn't going to hit him again.
"If you keep looking at me monkey boy you're never gonna be able to have kids!" she snapped across the table at him.
"Eep" he said "wait I can't have kids anyways I'm gay!" he looked at her stupidly.
"Uh Tyson." Rei leaned over and clarified for the bluenette boy.
His eyes widened "Oh!" and he ran out of the kitchen.
"Stupid pansy" she snickered.
RJ got up and left to go to her room. Tyson sighed with relief and was re-entering the kitchen when a stick was thrown at him.
Tyson: X_X
RJ: =^.^= *walks away*
Rei walked over to RJ and kissed her on the cheek.
"You're so cute when you're evil"
"What can I say I try."
"Even when she's not trying she's evil." Max popped up in between them as they tried to kiss eachother again. Both Rei and RJ ended up kissing on of Max's cheeks.
Max: ^.^
Rei: o.O
RJ: >.<
Rei: My lips are tainted!
RJ: My mouth is ruined!!
Max: That was fun! Do it again!
Rei: >.<
RJ: >.<
(Insert bad words here)
RJ*smashes Max in the head with a table*
Rei*hits Max with a giant pine cone* (Don't ask me where they got these)
Max: @_@
RJ*pants* I'm....Going....To....Bed*storms off*
Rei: I'm getting mouthwash *walks off mumbling*
Max: O.o What did I say?
(Akane Moment!!!)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
RJ walked to her room grumbling about stupid blondes. When she got inside Kai was waiting for her sitting on her bed.
"Have fun with Rei?" he asked in a blank voice.
"NO!" she growled, throwing her armbands and combat boots in the corner.
"Why, what happened?"
"Stupid Blonde Dork!" she yelled untying her bandana and setting it aside.
"Who Max or Hakaru?" he asked.
"Max!" she snarled.
"Oh what did Max do?" he sounded amused.
"Grrr." she grumbled pissed but ended up telling him anyways. Kai was laughing when she was finished. "Shaddup!" she smacked him in the head.
"Sorry it's just.... haha!" Kai couldn't stop laughing.
"Humph!" she grumbled and continued getting undressed for bed.
(Next part was co-written by Tora-chan3 we did this back and forth over msn one night)
Kai: *still laughing*
RJ: *growling*
Kai: *Still laughing*
RJ*plops down on the bed* Shut up Baka!
Kai: That was hilarious! I wish I could have seen that
RJ: oh Shaddup
Kai: You need mouth wash or something?
RJ: hmm maybe
Kai: Did you bring any?
RJ: no Rei should have some though
Rei: *Walks in* What about me?
RJ: mouthwash now!
Rei: *Salutes* Yes ma'm
RJ: good
Rei: *Walks out of room*
Kai: Walk faster!*throws something*
Rei: Ouchichi!
RJ: Kai!
Kai: What?
RJ: was that necessary?
Kai: no not really
Tyson: *Pokes head in* Got any milk?
RJ: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!
Kai: *Whips chair at Tyson*
RJ*breaks other chair over Tyson's head*
Tyson: My eyes! WHY DO THEY BLEED!
Rei: Mouthwash
Tyson: Blood!
Rei: Mouthwash?
Tyson: Band-Aid?
Max: Socks?
Everyone: GET OUT!
RJ: how bout a knuckle sandwich
Max: I'm gone
RJ & Kai: good
Rei: Ooo socks!
RJ: Mouthwash!
RJ*takes mouthwash from Rei*
Rei: Come back socks! We love you!
Kai: You were into the catnip weren't you!
Rei: I refuse to answer that question
Max: Cat~nip cat~nip
RJ*smashes Max in the head*
Kai: Thank you, that kid was giving me a migraine
RJ: no prob
Rei: *Takes socks from Max and runs off*
Kai: *Cocks eyebrow*
RJ: I'm going to bed
Kai: Kay
RJ*curls up cat style on Kai's bed with him*
Max: *Walks in and punks mouth wash*
RJ: out!*throws lamp*
Lamp: zzzap zzzap
Max: Yipe!zzzzzzz
RJ and Kai finally got everyone out of their room and went to sleep.
Max was in his own room drinking mouthwash.
Tyson was drooling on himself.
Rei was eating catnip.
Kenny was hugging Dizzi.
Hakaru was eating fish on the roof. Where she got it is anyone's guess.
and Yusuki meanwhile was channel surfing "What is this magical talking box?"
(Doesn't know what a TV is)
****Next Morning****
The next Kai awoke to feel a small weight on his chest and a persistent poking at him, slowly he open his eyes to a pair of large silver eyes in his face. His first natural reaction was of course, "RJ?" as she was the only one he knew with silver eyes. He brought his arms up to embrace her.
Kai gave a yell when he realizes that not only are the silver eyes too big but the girl they belong to was way to small to be RJ. When he yelled he jerked sideways and sent the little girl sprawling onto the floor where she started to scream bloody murder.
(also co-written by Tora-chan3)
Everyone: *runs in*
Max: SOCKS?
Rei*wiping sleep out of his eyes* whasamatter
Tyson: I can't find my toes!
Kenny: Wake up!
Rei: not you idiot
Tyson: *Wakes up* Huh?
Rei*Punches Tyson*
Rei: Kai what's wrong
Kai: ARE YOU FREAKING BLIND?
Rei: I can't remember?
Max: Is this a trick question?
Kai: NO!
Max: Kay, just checking
Everyone present looked at the screaming little girl sitting on the floor, she had long red hair and silver chibi eyes. She wore dark and light purple Chinese clothes and a dark purple bandana ten times too big for her with a ying-yang on it.
Hakaru*Comes in through window* Ooo a kitty!*Pokes kitty*
Little girl: Meow! wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hakaru: I think I broke it
Rei: *Smacks forehead*
Kai: *Sighs*
Hakaru: who's the kid?
Max: I have socks
Everyone: SHADDAP!
Rei: uh that's uh Rai
Kenny: Ha, ha very funny Rei, but seriously, who is she
Rai*sees Rei* Wei-Wei!
Kai: He was serious
Kenny: Shit
Rai*launches herself at Rei* Wei-Wei!!!
Hakaru: Cute aint it?
Rai*turns and looks at Hakaru* kitty!
Hakaru: Yes...yes I am
Yusuki: *Walks in* Ooo a kitty
Kai: Dumb minds think alike
Hakaru: hey!
Rai: Wei-Wei*blinks chibi eyes* who all dese people?
Rei: The stupid one is Tyson, The blonde guy there is Max, the other blonde is Hakaru and the guy with red hair is Yusuki and that's Kenny and Kai's the one over there
Hakaru: Good editorial, smarty
Ray: Shut it
Rai*blinks and starts screaming* wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yusuki: Is it broken?
Kai: Will people stop asking that!?
Rei: uh no she's just shy
Max: I have socks
Everyone: WE KNOW!SHUDDAP!
Tyson: So, this is RJ, huh?
Yusuki: And I thought it was broken
Rei: yeah when she was three
Kai: stop that!
Kenny: According to my analysis of her DNA structure, I've come to the conclusion that her molecular make up has changed form and has returned to a smaller i.e. younger age in time. Thus concluding that she must have ether stopped aging or has found a way to reverse said method
Rai*stops crying* Wei-Wei!
Everyone: That was scary
Kenny: Ether that or it was something she ate
Rai: WEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max: That actually made sense!
Rei:...
Rai: Wei-Wei why wou so much tawler dan me?
Rei: I'm not, it's just...your imagination
Rai: Weely?
Rei: Yup
Rai: otay
Kenny: Well somebody's gullible
Rei: shhh
Kai: What do you expect?
Yusuki: I expect to eat, I'm going downstairs. See ya.
Rai: fwood? meow! I hungy
Hakaru: Yusuki? You make me breakfast?
Yusuki: Sure
Hakaru: Yay!