Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Tyson in Wonderland ❯ Tyson in Wonderland ( Chapter 1 )
A.N: Oh GOD!!!!! What the F%^& was I thinking!
(The BladeBreakers are walking past...)
Tyson: COOL!! Paramount Canada's Wonderland!
Author: Got ya, didn't I? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-
BladeBreakers: SHUT UP!!
Max: I wanna go on the Flyâ"¢!
Tyson: I wanna go on the Top gunâ"¢!
Ray: I wanna go on the Dragonfireâ"¢!
Kenny: I wanna go to the Splash Padâ"¢!
Kai: I wanna get out of hereâ"¢! (Author: WHOOPS!)
Kenny: Okay! We will meet here in an hour!
(They all ran off in separate directions)
Tyson: Almost there...
(Runs into a forest)
Tyson: Must have taken a wrong turn...
A Rabbit: I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!
Tyson: Hey, you! *Starts chasing the rabbit*
Rabbit: *not noticing Tyson* I'm late! I'm- *checks his watch* actually, I'm early! I'm early! I'm early! For a very important...um...burley...curley...durley...
Tyson: *nearly bumping into the rabbit* Excuse me, do you know where the Top Gun is?
Tyson: EXCUSE ME!!!
Tyson: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!
Rabbit: *jumps down a hole followed by Tyson, but hasn't noticed him yet* Zurley? How come NOTHING rhymes with early?
(Reaches the bottom of the hole but since he isn't running anymore Tyson lands on him)
Rabbit: F^&* that HURTS!! Get the F^&* off ME!!!!
Tyson: Not until you tell me where the Top gun is!
Rabbit: Right there! *Points up*
(Tyson looks up to see several men pointing guns at him)
Man: Step AWAY from the rabbit!
Tyson: Why are you guys dressed like playing cards?
Man: ...HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE QUEEN OF HEARTS!!!!!
Tyson: The Queen of Hearts, she baked some tarts...
Man: SHUT UP!!! *Ties Tyson's hand behind his back* You coming with US!!
(1 hour later...)
(Tyson is in court)
Queen of Hearts: Why have you come here? What do you plan to do?
Tyson: Well, you see, I was just about to ask that rabbit for directions, I fell down the hole and...I can't get back!
Queen of Hearts: I can help with that! *calls out into the room* WITCH OF THE NORTH!!!
Witch of the North: Right here your majesty!
Queen of Hearts: Take Tyson here to see the Wizard of Oz to help him get back home!
Witch of the North: Yes, your majesty!
(Ten minutes later...)
Witch of the North: Now Tyson, you must follow the yellow brick roadâ"¢ to reach the Wizard of Oz! I just sent a girl called Dorothy a few minutes ago, you should run into her along the way!
Tyson: Right! *starts to leave*
Witch of the North: BE CAREFUL OF THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!!!
Tyson: *walking through the woods* How hard can following a path be? *notices a group of people up ahead* Hey! You!
Tyson: Are you going to see the Wizard of Oz too?
Tin man: Yes, we all are! I want a heart, Scarecrow wants a brain, Lion wants courage and Dorothy wants to go home!
Tyson: So do I! *notices something* AIEEEEE!!! That dog is trying to EAT my Beyblade!
Dorothy: TOTO!! DROP IT!!
(After an hour or so they eventually get to the Wizard of Oz's place)
Wizard of Oz: I am the great Wizard of Oz!
Tyson: No duh!
Lion: Wizard of Oz! I wish to never be afraid again!
Wizard of Oz: So be it!
Scarecrow: Wizard of Oz! I wish to have a brain!
Wizard of Oz: So be it!
Tin man: Wizard of Oz! I wish to have a heart!
Wizard of Oz: So be it!
Dorothy: Wizard of Oz! I wish for Toto and I to return to Kansas!
Wizard of Oz: So be it!
Tyson: Wizard of Oz! I wish to go home too!
Wizard of Oz: I'm sorry, I cannot grant the same wish twice!
Tyson: o_0! This ISN'T Dragonball Z ya' know!
Wizard of Oz: I'm sorry, you will have to find another way home!
Tyson: *grumble* *leaves*
(As Tyson is walking back through the forest *the yellow brick road vanished off the face of the earth for some reason* when he noticed a boy and a girl crying)
Tyson: What's the matter? What are your names?
Boy: Well, my name is Hansel, my sister is Gretel...and we're lost, our father abandoned us! We left a trail of breadcrumbs but the birds ate them!
Tyson: Actually, Toto ate them!
Hansel: ???...Will you help us get home?
Tyson: *shrug* I guess so!
(the three of them walk for a little while)
Gretel: HEY! I remember going over that hill on the way here!
Tyson: But what's that on top of the hill?
Hansel: A well you numbskull!
Tyson: I meant beside it!
Gretel: That's...The princess? What's she doing here? And why is she reaching into the well?
Tyson: Excuse me...Princess...but why are you reaching into that well?
Princess: Well...you see, I was playing with my golden ball, I got careless and dropped it down here!
Hansel: What can we use to get it out?...
(Another boy and a girl walk up the hill)
Tyson: Who're you?
Boy: I'm Jack and she's Jill, and what the F^&* are you doing at OUR well?
Princess: I've lost my golden ball!
Jill: Too bad! We need to fetch water with this bucket!
Princess: That's IT!! We can use the bucket to get the water!
Jack: But the ball sank down to the bottom of the well, our bucket can't reach that far!
(While everybody is thinking of another solution a frog walks/hops up to them)
Frog: Excuse me...but the Wicked Witch of the West turned me into a frog and-*sees everyone staring at him* What?
(ten minutes later the frog finds himself being lowered by a rope into the well)
Tyson: Just a little further...
Frog: GOT IT!!
(The frog is pulled back up)
Princess: Oh thank you, thank you! How can I ever repay you!?
Frog: *shrug* I guess a kiss will break my curse!
(The princess kisses the frog and the frog transforms into a price)
Prince: Oh fair princess...will you marry me?
Princess: But...I can't marry you in these rags!
Fairy Godmother: That's where I come in!
Fairy Godmother: Princess, I will give a beautiful gown, but you only have until midnight before BOTH spells wear of!
Prince and Princess: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *both rush off to get married*
Tyson: I guess we should be going now!
Jack: Yeah, bye guys!
Tyson: You too!
Hansel: See ya' soon!
Jill: Take care of yourselves!
(Tyson, Hansel and Gretel had entered the woods again when they heard a crash)
Jill: *off in the distance* JACK!!! Your CROWN!!!
Tyson: *shrug* Probably nothing!
(The three of them continue walking until...)
Gretel: LOOK!! It's our house!
(Hansel knocks on the door until the father comes out)
Father: Who is it...HANSEL AND GRETEL!!! How DID you get back!
Hansel: Our new friend Tyson helped us!
Father: Well, thank you Tyson. I feel absolutely TERRIBLE about this! I was tricked by some traveler to trade my ONLY cow for what he said were magic beans...BUT THESE ARE USELESS!! *tosses them out the window* Magic beans indeed...anyway, my wife made me get rid of you due to lack of food...Thanks again Tyson!
Gretel: We'll miss you!
Hansel: Come back and visit sometime!
(Tyson kept walking until he found two wolves, crying)
Wolf 1: So...hungry...
Wolf 2: What are you TALKING about Silver? You got to eat TWO little pigs, I didn't get to eat anything, Little Red Riding Hood's door was LOCKED!!
Silver: Yeah, we I'm OLDER! I need food more than you do Bronze!
Tyson: Eep...I'll just...run away now...
Silver and Bronze: *noticing him* AFTER HIM!!!
(The wolves chase Tyson through the forest)
Tyson: Whoo...I think I lost them...
(Tyson bumps into a pig)
Tyson: OH NO! I'm so sorry, but I'm being chased by wolves and-
Pig: YIPE! We'd better hide in that house there!
Tyson: Isn't that your house?
Pig: Nah, mine's made out of brick
(The two of them rush into the house)
Pig: Phew...the owners aren't home...
(A golden haired girl bumps into them)
Girl: I'm so sorry! I didn't realize I was trespassing...
Tyson: This isn't YOUR house?
Girl: No, I came in here because I was lost...anyway, my name in Goldilocks!
Tyson: I'm Tyson
Goldilocks: We should really get out of-
(The door opens)
Papa Bear: Who are you!?
Mama Bear: Please tell me you didn't eat the porridge!
Baby Bear: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Papa Bear: GET OUT!!!
(The three of them are thrown out the door)
Pig: Ouch...*notices Silver and Bronze starring hungrily at them* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(The three of them start running)
Tyson: LOOK! It's a house!
(Seven dwarfs are standing outside a coffin with a girl)
Tyson: What happened?...
Doc: She was poisoned...only the kiss of a prince will wake her...
Tyson: HEY! I know a prince! I'll be right back!
Pig: Be careful of the wolves...though I think we lost them...
Man: I now pronounce you, husband and wife...you may kiss the bride!
(The Frog Prince and the Princess are about to kiss when...)
Tyson: HOLD IT!!
Princess: Tyson what is going-
Tyson: *grabs the prince's hand* No time to talk, WE GOTTA GO!!
Pig: HEY! Look, it's Tyson!
Tyson: Yup, I brought the prince!
Prince: *shudder* I REALLY do not feel like KISSING a DEAD person!
Prince: Oh fine...*kisses Snow White*
Snow White: Thank you oh kind prince...we should get married!
Prince: NO!! I'm ALREADY married! *runs off*
???: So, we finally found you!
Tyson: Who said?- *sees Silver and Bronze* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Tyson, Pig, Goldilocks, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves run away)
Tyson: Quick! This way!
(they all come to a clearing where they see...
Giant: Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an English man!
Hansel: I NEVER thought beans could turn into this!
Father: They REALLY ARE magic!
Hansel: HEY! It's Tyson!
Tyson: What's up? Besides the giant!
Hansel: Gretel's been kidnapped by the giant, and we need someone to save her, someone named Jack would be good!
Jack: *with a bandage on his head*: I am REALLY in no condition to climb a beans stalk people!
Little Jack Horner: I'm on HOLIDAY!!! I'm addicted to this plum pie!
Yet another Jack: I guess I'll have to go...
Silver: We'd better go now...
Bronze: Yeah...*they run off*
Jack: *starts to climb the beans stalk*
Everyone: Be careful!
Giant: HEY!! Get back here! Nobody takes MY hostages!
(The giant starts to climb up after Jack and the two of them disappear into the clouds)
Goldilocks: What's taking them so long?
(Jack soon emerges from the clouds carrying Gretel followed by the giant)
Jack: Whoo, solid ground!
Tyson: Leave this to me! *gets his Beyblade ready* Let it RIP!!!
(The Beyblade slices the beanstalk and the giant falls to the ground...dead)
Princess: Tyson! You saved the day!
Tyson: Heh heh heh...
Gretel: Thanks a lot!
Tyson: Ugh...does anybody else feel dizzy?...
Tyson: Then I guess it's just...*Tyson vanishes*
Dizzy: Did you just say feeling dizzy?
Tyson: No...I meant my head and-how did I get here anyway?
Kenny: *shrug* Some guy said he saw you unconscious in this forest! So I went to look for you!
Nimmi: And the moral of this story is...*drum roll* Always bring a map to Wonderland! See ya' ^_^