Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Cake ❯ Chapter 1

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. But I do have Bleach in my basement.

"That's NOT WHERE IT GO.” yelled a voice that came from wall. There were three ears pressed against that wall, listening. All their expressions were different.
"Um…Uryu? What are Ichigo and Renji doing?” asked Orihime curiously. She looked over to the boy, whose face grew redder as he listened. Before Uryu could answer, or think of a suitable answer, Ichigo said,” Yes. I'll make it fit."
"Yes, Uryu. Tell us what on earth those two could be doing?“said Urahara, his fan covering half of his face. But you couldn't miss that sly grin he had on.
"Um…they're just making a cake. They are having trouble fitting the cake in the oven. Yes, there's an oven in Renji's room.” said Uryu, pushing his glasses up his nose. He hoped Orihime would accept this excuse. Orihime nodded her head as she understands. She pouted and said, "Aw! I wanna make a cake too."
But then the next voice, which was Renji said,” STUPID! THIS IS WHY YOU ARE THE UKE!" yelled Renji, and more grunting noises were made.
"Well, IF YOU FEEL LIKE THAT, I'LL USE URYU'S DVD PLAYER!" yelled Ichigo. The three heard a door slam, when Ichigo finished talking.
"Uryu! Where are you?” said Ichigo, and went downstairs, inside of walking right where he would have seen three ears pressed against the wall.
"Uryu, are you should they are making a cake? Why would they need a DVD player?” said Orihime, walking down the stairs.
Uryu's face turned red as he tried to think of an excuse. He didn't know if he should feel mad that Ichigo wasn't a virgin or sad that he wasn't included.
"It's ok, Orihime."said Urahara, and patted her head. He smiled and said,” We’ll make one together."
"There you guys are.” said Ichigo sitting down on the floor.
"Orihime, I wasn't wrong. Look, there's frosting on Ichigo's upper lip.” said Uryu pointing.
Orihime gasped and said, "Guess you were right, Uryu."
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I hope it makes sense. One of my friends read it, and got confused on why they need a DVD player. So anyway review!