Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Ways To Annoy The Cast And Characters of Bleach ❯ Chapter 2

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Ways to annoy Gin Ichimaru:
Kiss him
Hug him
Sing 80's music
Throw bean dip at him
Throw sour cream at him
Grin bigger than he does (A/N: If such a thing were possible...)
Steal his zanpaku-to
Hide his socks
Bury his nail clippers in Kukaku Shiba's vegetable garden
Frame him for jaywalking
Frame him for murder
Frame him for stealing Zangetsu (which I do not recommend)
Frame him for throwing mud on Byakuya
Frame him for throwing Ichigo on Byakuya (which I REALLY do not recommend)
Put him in a bunny suit
Send him to school
Steal his shihakusho...while he's showering...
Throw PB&J water ballons at him
Make him ride on a crazy black angus cow
One word: Coffee.
Another word: Garden hose.
And some more:
Balloon
Flowers
Needle
Pool stick
Chalk
Katana
Snake
Fluffy pink bathrobe and matching slippers
Hair barrets
Ferrets
Hermit Crabs
Goldfish
Tuna
Cat food
Feathers
Glue
Glitter
Cat
Hamtaro (r) DVD
(A/N: I'd hate to imagine what some of you would come up with...)
Tell jokes
Ask every question that you can think of be it goofy or just plain dumb... (ie: Why is the sky blue? What do Hell caterpillars look like? Do you shave?)
Chase him up a tree and take pictures
Take him out drinking and say that you're having sake when it's actually Everclear
Get him a cat (make sure it's indestructable first)
Make him watch Darkness Falls, then lock him in the Senzaikyu and trip all the breakers
Suggest he get his eyebrow peirced
Hypnotize Yachiru into thinking he's Kenpachi
"Y'know who you look just like in that? No? Me neither."
"HI THERE GINNY!!"
Wake him up by singing "Oh What A Beautiful Morning". Loud.









We regret to inform you that just as the authoress was typing the period on that last sentence, Gin (who was online in Seireitei) found this fanfiction and exacted his (and Byakuya's) revenge on her. Fear not as she will post again soon. And of cousre by soon we mean once she finishes the long, painful road to recovery. Remember: Being funny can also be dangerous so honor--do NOT imitate--the few...the proud...the facetious.
Goodnight,
The Sensor Guys