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MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 80:

ARCHANGEL NIGHTSHADE BLOODRAVEN'S SINCEREITY TRILOGY

SINCERITY'S VOW: Part 2 - This Could Be the Start of Something…

>The Theatre has been changed. The projector is now a digital one, complete with remote control, which Char is holding in his hands. He, R80, Kari, TK, Gotsumon, Mimi, and Matt are seated and ready for the rest of the fic.<

R80: It was nice of Mr. Xanatos to give us this new theater system.

TK: Too bad we didn't get new seats.

R80: Beggars can't be choosers. Char?

Char: Okay, on with part 2! Lights! Presses a button

>Everything goes black.<

Gotsumon: What'd you do?

Char: I turned off the lights.

>Moans are heard from the darkness.<

R80: No, you didn't! You turned off the whole fic!

Char: Dammit! Wrong button!

>Lights come back on. Matt & Mimi, as are TK & Kari, are making out.<

Char: This thing must still have a few bugs in it. Faces audience Sorry, folks. Hopefully, it won't happen again.

R80: Sees the making-out couples HEY!!!

>The couples break apart and blush madly.<

R80: None of that, now!

TK: Or you'll throw us out?

R80: No, just take away the DVD players and the PS2.

DD: We'll be good!

Char: Anyway, let's get this right, shall we? Presses the right button. Lights dim and fic rolls on

Twenty minutes later

Gotsumon: TK & Mimi exit the law firm of Gypsm and Robbim.

the two teens stepped

Mimi: All over the Roachmon brothers!

TK: "Stepping out with a star, bye, badtimes!"

into Mimi's empty apartment.

Kari: Zips up to R80 from behind Are you sure this is not a Takimi lemon?

R80: Arch put this fic down under the G rating… though this is more of a PG-13 fic.

"Home sweet home!"

Matt: "Oh there's no place like home, for the-."

Char: Pulls out his gun Singing is one thing, but signing out of the proper season is unforgivable!

Matt: -_- You have no sense of humor, dude.

She said cheerfully. With another

Kari: (Mimi) Guy to add to my little black book.

Mimi: He's already in it, Kari. I mean, where else can I call to find Matt?

Kari: …I'll forgive you this time.

lonely heart to share it with.

TK: "Owner of a lonely heart…"

"You have a very lovely house." TK said.

Kari: Oh, and mine's not?

TK: Well, you live with an older brother.

Kari: True that.

"Thank you." Mimi said. How come Matt

Char: Slept with Kari when she was supposed to be dating his brother?

R80: Dumped Mimi for a minor? That's one thing I know Digifan316 would ask.

never commented about anything like that?

TK: Easy, he's an insensitive prick 75% of the time.

Matt: You can forget about those Neil Diamond tickets, TK.

TK: What I tell ya?

She thought frowning

R80: "Thought frowning?" That can't be right! Isn't it "Frowned thoughting?"

Matt: Rob, seriously, lay off the Marx Bros. stuff. They're lame.

R80: Two words for you: Taito lemon.

Matt: Eep!

before shaking her head. She strolled over

Gotsumon: Isn't she too big for a stroller?

Mimi: Are you insinuating that I am a big baby?!

Gotsumon: No, just pampered.

to the answering machine

Gotsumon: (Little kid) Do I have a bwain? Can I have a qwata?

Matt: What are you doing?

Gotsumon: Saw it on that "House of Tomorrow" cartoon by Tex Avery. The kid kept asking questions to a machine that ended up putting a plunger over his mouth.

and turned it on.

Matt: (Answering Machine) WHOA MOMMA! WHISTLES YO BABY!

Char: Backhands Matt with his fist That's enough!

"Konichiwa! You've reached the Takichawa residence.

TK: (Machine) We're out partying now, so don't expect us to get home till late at night or dawn.

We can't take

Char: Requests?

your call right now so leave your name, number,

Kari: Age, sex, location, birth date, dental records…

Char: Whatever happened to "What's your sign?"

and a message. We'll get back to you!

R80: Between parties.

Ja ne!"

Gotsumon: New word(s) of the day: Ja ne, meaning many things, but is an informal way of saying "goodbye."

With that she turned the ringer off

Matt: Hey! You only do that when I'm alone with you at your place!

TK: Matt, do I tell you about my sexlife?

Matt: No-.

TK: Then DON'T tell us yours!

and stepped into the kitchen.

Kari: (Mimi) Soup's on!

"Come on in TK." She laughed. "I don't bite."

Matt: Much. Gets slapped by Mimi

TK chuckled weakly

Char: He should see a doctor for that chuckle.

R80: I'll schedule an appointment with Patch Adams.

and slipped quietly into

Matt: Despair.

TK: A coma.

Gotsumon: A dry martini.

R80: ^_^

the kitchen. "Sorry Mimi.

Char: (TK) My appetite's gone.

Kari: (Mimi) Not even for my famous omelets?

Char: (TK) Well, then again…

It's just that this is the first time

Matt: (TK) I'm gonna score!

R80: Bitchslaps Matt

TK: Thanks!

R80: You're welcome.

I've ever been alone

Gotsumon: With a hottie.

at a girls house. It's a little awkward."

Kari: What, my house doesn't count again?

Mimi: But you live in an apartment.

Kari: Details, details.

"Then don't think of me as a girl silly." Mimi laughed. "Just relax and think of me as a

Char: A sister?

Mimi: A mother?

TK: A lover? O.O Gets slapped by Kari Guess I got carried away.

Gotsumon: If you're not careful, you will be carried away …to a hospital.

friend, hmm?"

"Hai." He said with a small smile.

"Do you like pasta?" She asked.

TK: I prefer pierogies.

"Actually yes."

"Good, because between you and me..."

Kari: (Mimi) All I have are the Ragu Express stuff.

R80: So? I like that, and the Easy Mac.

She lowered her voice. "it's the only thing

Matt: She can cook?

I can cook

All: O.O

without burning it."

Mimi: At least I can cook better than Akane-!

R80: Mallets Mimi You owe me, Akane!

Mimi: O.o You hit me!

R80: I was lenient.

She gave a rueful chuckle.

"I can only

Matt: Eat foods, not cook `em.

TK: Don't get me mixed up with how you cook, Mr. Myster-meat-with-green-fuzz!

make salads,"

R80: …That brings back bad memories of my days in high school football.

Kari: We don't wanna know.

R80: Good, I don't wanna talk about it.

TK blushed with embarrassment.

Kari: That's not true, either! He can make brownies, too!

Mimi: As long as he doesn't get the ones already in a pan.

TK: See if I ever help you pick out gifts for Matt again, Mimi!

"so I won't tell if you don't."

Char: That's "If you WON'T!"

R80: Not so harsh, Char! Arch is still one of my best buds.

"Deal." Mimi said putting on

Mimi: I'll smack the first wiseguy who makes any wardrobe jokes from this line!

TK: Her favorite necklace?

Mimi: -_- Don't get cute with me.

some water to

Gotsumon: Splash TK with, turning him into a girl.

TK: AAH! DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT!

Kari: He had a nightmare that he was stuck in girl-form and Davis slept with him.

All: EEEWWWWW!!!!

boil as TK pulled

Gotsumon: A rabbit out of his hat.

Matt: (Bugs Bunny) Eh, what's up, doc?

some veggies out of the crisper.

TK: Crispety!

"And what do you think you're doing?"

Gotsumon: (TK) I feel like eating stir-fried veggies tonight.

"I am making a Takeru Takashi salad supreme." He said with a smirk.

Kari: A what? How come I never had that?

Matt: It's just his name for a chicken Caesar salad.

TK: Well, it sounds better than your surprise salad!

Mimi: And probably tastes better, too.

"I am princess Mimi

Matt: Oh god, there she goes again!

Mimi: Slaps Matt I COULDA PICKED IZZY OR MICHAEL, YOU KNOW!

R80: She has you there, Matt.

and this is my sovereign domain."

Gotsumon: Looks more like a kitchen to me.

She said haughtily.

Char: Must be a relative of Queen Hotsy-Totsy.

Matt: Don't you start with the Stooges, too!

Char: Rob's right, there is no appreciation for the classics anymore.

"The penalty for trespassing ..."

Gotsumon: If anyone says something referring to sexual favors, I'm getting outta here.

Kari: (Mimi) The penalty is no dinner.

TK: (Mimi) Is death.

Mimi: Death?

TK: You're stronger than people think you are, Mimi. Matt had the lumps to prove it.

She paused menacingly as she approached him.

R80: Better run, TK.

"is severe tickling!"

TK: No, no, not that!

Kari: Oh yes! Starts to tickle TK like mad

She pounced on the squirming child of hope

Char: Too late for that.

R80: That's Mimi in the fic, remember?

Char: Oh yeah. Sorry.

tickling him mercilessly

Gotsumon: Watching TK getting tickled That goes for Kari, too.

Mimi: Matt? Are you ticklish?

Matt: O.O N-no!

Mimi: Liar. Tickles Matt

and for the time being,

Char: Looks like we got a tickle fest going on.

R80: You get any ideas about tickling me, and you'll never fly a mobile suit again!

Char: I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing.

taking his mind off his pain.

Gotsumon: It's a good thing Crow and Tom aren't here. We'd be having dirty jokes up to our ears by now.

"Kuso!" She snapped pushing him away.

Gotsumon: "Kuso?" Oooooh, you said a nasty word!

>Now it's the guys who are tickling the girls.<

TK: See how you like it! ^_^

"Mimi?

Matt: She's busy at the moment.

Did I do something wrong?"

R80: Okay, you guys, that's enough! We still have a fic trilogy to MST.

>The tickling stops.<

The perplexed blonde asked.

Kari: What's… so per… perplexed… about being… blonde?

"No Takeru.

Kari: HEY! ONLY I GET TO CALL HIM THAT!!

Mimi: You and my Takimi twin… and Sora's twin.

Kari: Grrrrrr.

We must have

TK: Broke a dish?

knocked the knife

TK: Oh.

off the table." She said turning her hand over to show a shallow gash in the backside.

Matt: Facing TK YOU CUT MY GIRL'S HAND!!

TK: YEAH? WELL YOU STOLE MY GIRL!!

R80: Both of you, SIDDOWN!

Matt & TK: To R80 Oh shut up, I don't have to! They sit

Matt: O.o Now they've got ME doing the Stooge gags!

R80: Well, it grows on you after a while.

"Come on." He said pulling

Gotsumon: Out his pocketknife to operate.

TK: I don't have a pocketknife!

Gotsumon: But in New Destiny, you have a sword. That's good enough-.

Kari: Quiet, you!

her to her feet

Matt: If he's giving her a "physical-."

Kari: Mallets Matt YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!

and leading

Kari: (Mimi) I usually lead when dancing!

or rather dragging her

TK: By the hair?

Mimi: (Ace) Nobody messes with the `do!

to the bathroom.

"TK it's nothing."

Matt: Well, there's a classic! Taking a shower toge-! Gets hammered by TK

TK: I'm getting fed up with your mouth, Matt.

Matt: Slightly dazed Et tu, Takeru?

"Sit." He commanded

Mimi: I'm no dog!

TK: But you're a fox, and that's close enough, isn't it? Gets slapped by Kari and Mimi

Kari: You Casanova!

Mimi: That was an insult!

TK: Sometimes I wonder… why didn't I take that vow of chastity?

pushing her

Char: AWAY from the shower.

Mimi: Prepares to mallet Char

Char: I said AWAY from the shower!

Mimi: Oh. Sorry.

onto the toilette seat.

Gotsumon: I never knew you could spell toilet that way.

R80: that makes two of us.

"I'm not a dog!" Mimi huffed.

Mimi: I just said that earlier!

TK: At least you're not a cat-girl like that annoying one in Escaflowne.

Kari: Oh boy, we'll be getting flamed for that remark.

"Please sit, Mimi." He said, blue eyes pleading.

Mimi: Maybe if he had done that in the first place…

"I'm as responsible for this as you are,

Kari: How? SHE was the one tickling him.

and I'd like to fix it. Hai?"

Matt: That's all he'd better do.

Kari: Amen, brother!

"Hai." Mimi said softly.

TK smiled and got some antiseptic

Gotsumon: Annie-who?

Char: He means this. Hits Gotsumon with a mallet and knocks him out cold

and bandages out of the medicine cabinet.

Kari: Don't forget to bandage the head since you used the hammer.

Within a few moments he had the wound cleaned and wrapped.

Mimi: What, no kiss on the wound?

Matt: Don't give him any ideas!

As he turned to replace the supplies,

TK: Say, remember that one scene in UHF?

R80: Dude, I haven't seen that in years. Besides, Weird Al was better off singing than acting.

Mimi turned his hand over

Matt: I think that's a typo. Should be her hand.

R80: She's holding TK's, you-.

Matt: I KNOW, DAMMIT!

and gently kissed it.

Kari: Glares at Mimi

Mimi: It's just a fic.

"Thank you. Matt would never do anything like that for me."

Matt: Hops out of his seat YES I WOULD! YES I WOULD! YES I F***ING WOULD!!!!!

Char: You need a time out. Shots 2 tranq. Darts into Matt, which put him to sleep fast

TK's eyes hardened

TK: Hey, I'm a new Dick Tracy character! Stone Eyes!

a moment before he relaxed

TK: Well, it was a nice idea while it lasted.

and returned the kiss.

Kari: -_- He kissed it. You happy now?

Mimi: Yes and no.

"I am not my brother." He said gently.

TK: Thank god for that!

Mimi: Well, not everyone can be perfect.

Mimi smiled a moment.

R80: Uh-oh! She has that devious look in her eyes!

"Race ya to the kitchen!"

R80: Told ya.

She grinned taking off

Kari: Covers TK eyes

R80: How many times do I have to tell you? IT'S NOT A LEMON FIC!!!!

Kari: Better safe than sorry. Frees TK

through the narrow apartment.

Char: (TK) How am I supposed to pass her in this small a space?

TK chuckled in spite of himself and followed her making no real attempt to catch her.

TK: (Rover Dangerfield) When I wanna catch her, I'll catch her.

"Just be careful Mimi. I'm not a doctor." He said.

Mimi: Is he trying to tell us something?

Gotsumon: Wakes up What I miss? Huh? Huh?

Mimi: That comment reeks of Jyoumi.

Mimi responded by slowing down

Kari: NO! Don't let him catch you!

and walking sedately into the kitchen.

Char: Since when did she use a sedative?

"You see? Just in time to add the noodles."

"And I'm going to try and set a new record for the TTSS." TK said picking up a knife.

Mimi: Just don't cut your fingers off.

"Safely of course."

"Of course." Mimi said with a grin.

TK: Don't believe me, eh?

The grin soon changed to an O of astonishment as TK began to spin and twirl

Char: Top Man!

TK: (Curly) Me no top man!

the knife

Mimi & Kari: O.o

TK: That's right, you've never seen me use my sword much, do you?

slicing and tossing the salad all at the same time

Char: Say, you mind helping me the next time I throw a party?

TK: We'll talk later.

in a magnificent display of culinary prestidigitation.

Gotsumon: Color-ary… what?

"That was..."

"I'm glad you liked it. I worked very hard to become that good."

R80: So we see.

"Now what to drink."

R80: Root beer's nice.

Char: I'll take a scotch soda.

Mimi: Make mine wine.

Gotsumon: I'll take gin, smothered in bourbon.

Matt: Wakes up Can't I escape that Stooge/Marx nightmare?!

R80: Not if you keep insulting them, you can't.

Mimi said opening a cabinet and peering inside. " This one I think." She said pulling out a bottle.

Gotsumon: Route 36.

R80: Wonder if that was a good year?

"Mimi that's wine."

Mimi: I was right! ^_^

"Mmm hmm." She said setting the table.

"I've never had wine."

R80: I have. Horrible stuff.

Kari: Not a drinker, are you?

"Well we're certainly not having pasta and water.

R80: Pasta and soda work was well, you know.

Just have one glass, for me, hai?"

Matt: Just as long as it is one glass.

"Hai." TK sighed in resignation.

Gotsumon: Looks like he's not too thrilled about having wine.

R80: ^_^ I'm more of an influence than I thought.

"Come on Takeru!" Mimi said brightly. "It's not gonna hurt you and you might just like it."

R80 & TK: Dooon't yoou believe it!

She said serving the meal onto the plates and pulling out TK's chair.

Mimi: Hey, you got it backwards, sister!

"I thought the gentleman was supposed to be pulling chairs."

Mimi: See?

"What can I say?" She said pouring the wine. "Princess Mimi is far from predictable.

Matt: Ain't it the truth.

A toast." She said leaning her glass across the table. "To new beginnings..."

R80: Gee, didn't I have King or Cell make the same toast in the end of New Destiny book 2?

"...and just desserts." TK finished

TK: You didn't have them say that.

chiming glasses and taking a sip. "You're right Mimi. I do like it."

Matt: Hope he doesn't turn into an alcoholic.

Gotsumon: "Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze, Mr. bee, double-o, zee, e…"

Matt: What the hell was that from?

R80: Robin & The Seven Hoods.

Matt: Marx Brothers?

R80: No, Rat Pack. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., and featuring Peter Falk and Bing Crosby.

"Just remember to to eat.

Gotsumon: Maybe we should take up the job of being Arch's beta reader?

R80: I'll ask him about it.

I don't want to get you drunk."

Kari & Matt: Surrrrre, you don't.

But half a bottle of wine later

Kari: -_-

Mimi: It usually takes 2 glasses for Matt to get drunk.

Matt: Does not!

they we're both very drunk.

R80: If I have to say that this is not a lemon one more time…

"Dance with me, Mimi!" TK said pulling her gently, though awkwardly to her feet.

TK: No way I could dance drunk.

"But we've got no music."

Matt: That's never stopped anyone before.

"Then turn on the radio silly."

"Hai!" She said hitting herself in the head. "Mimi no baka!"

TK: Snickers

Mimi: -_- I'm drunk in this fic, what would you expect?

"No you're not." TK said stroking her face. "You're ... you."

Matt: That was a fresh remark.

"Takeru!" Mimi blushed and turned on the radio as a slow song began to play and TK pulled her closer.

R80: Here comes the song.

Gotsumon: Do we riff?

R80: No, just enjoy it. We're pressed for time.

I believe in miracles
I believe in signs
And I believe that mountains move
One prayer at a time

If I could be an angel
I'd make your every wish come true
But I am only human
Just a woman
Lovin' you

Where your road leads
I will follow
When your heart bleeds
I'll be there for you
When your night grows dark
And you can't find your tomorrow
Then you can follow me

Someday we'll look back and see
Our footprints in the sand
Sometimes you would carry me
And sometimes you'd be in my hands

If we can love forever
That won't be long enough for me
I want to hold you tender
Be your shelter
All you need

Where your road leads
I will follow
When your heart bleeds
I'll be there for you
When your night grows dark
And you can't find your tomorrow
Then you can follow me

Oh, we can be each other's guiding light
Through this long and winding life

Where your road leads
I will follow
When your heart bleeds
I'll be there for you
When your night grows dark
And you can't find your tomorrow
When you've lost sight of your dreams
Then you can follow me

Kari & Mimi: Crying due to the song

Char: Wipes away a tear That was beautiful…

"That was Trisha Yearwood with Where Your Road Leads, leading us into another 30 minutes of slow jams."

Gotsumon: No way! Put something fast on!

The DJ announced before starting the next song. Mimi reached to turn it off but TK had already heard the opening.

Kari: Wait, what was the next song?

"That was our song." He said mournfully. "Me and Kari."

Kari: Which song? We have a few of them that are ours.

TK: -_-; Big plothole there, Arch.

Suddenly he buried his face in Mimi's chest

TK: Sweats as Kari, Matt, and Mimi glare at him Now hold on… no need to get violent…

and wept as the scar was ripped open anew.

"Shush." She soothed sitting down and rocking the younger boy. "It'll be all right."

TK: Easy for her to say…

"I give up." He sobbed.

R80: He lost the war.

Char: Company, retreat!

"I'm never letting anyone in my heart again.

Kari: Gee, that sounds familiar.

R80: Remember "If You Asked Me To?"

It hurts too much when they leave."

R80: Yes… but life goes on.

"Oh TK..." Mimi sighed as she felt the stirring of her crest's energy.

Mimi: Well that's not good.

TK meant it.

All: We can tell.

"Never again." He mumbled.

"Come on champ. Let's get you to bed.

R80: Whirls around to face Kari

Kari: What?

R80: Don't you say a word.

Maybe you'll feel better after a goods night rest."

Char: Definitely needs a beta reader.

R80: Lay off of him! I'm no expert in grammar and spelling, either.

She said leading him to her bedroom and tucking him in. Moments later he fell into a deep and uneasy sleep.

Kari: Breathes a sigh of relief Next time, I'll take your word for it.

Mimi felt her heart go out to this young boy. She stroked his forehead as she thought of everything he had gone through.

Matt: Wait a minute! She first met him at summer camp, and barely sees him. How could she know everything about him?

R80, Char, Gotsumon: FANBOY, FANBOY, FANBOY!

R80: …Remind me to thank Digifan316 for lending me that joke.

"I swear to you Takeru,

Kari: You should break that swearing habit. It's not polite.

no matter how much you're hurting,

TK: (Mimi) You will have your revenge!

I will always be there for you. I will always be waiting with a warm heart and open arms

Char: How late do you stay open?

to heal you, and I will never ever hurt you this way.

TK: And what ways will you hurt me, hm?

Mimi: Details, details.

This I vow." She whispered fiercely, unaware of the warm

Gotsumon: Feeling in her chest.

glow of her crest beneath her shirt.

Gotsumon: Close enough.

She lay her head on his chest as his steady heartbeat lulled her to sleep.

Kari: >.<

***

Tai and Sora were walking down the street when Sora

Matt: Slapped Tai and screamed, "I love Joe!"

Kari: I'm gonna tell him you said that.

Matt: Not unless you want me to tell him you stole money off of him to buy TK his last birthday gift.

crumpled to the ground coiled up in pain.

Char: What is she, a snake?

"Sora! What's wrong?" Tai exploded anxiously.

Gotsumon: Pop goes the Tai.

"TK... so much pain."

TK: Hey, it's not me!

"Get an ambulance!" He shouted. "Hurry! Stay with me Sora. What about TK?"

TK: You can't pin this on me, my shirts are clean!

"I can feel... all of us." She moaned her face twisted in pain. "He gave up..." She whispered before passing out.

Kari: (Stan) Oh my god, they killed Sora!

Mimi: (Kyle) You bastards!

Gotsumon: That's it for this fic.

>Lights come up.<

Gotsumon: Lemme know how it all turns out. I'm off for a night on the town.

Char: I promised to take Lalah to a show, so I'm out as well.

R80: No prob. To audience We'll be back with the beginning of the 2nd of the 3-part Takimi story by Arch: Sincerity's Dilemma. Don't go away!

End for now.