Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Medabots Fan Fiction ❯ Alan's Battle Arena ❯ Inderpendnce day 2 (part 4 of 5) ( Chapter 6 )

The Animes in this fanfic are not mine if they were Yugi will summon his duel monsters at me and kill me

Alan's Battle Arena

Chapter 6 Independence day 2 (part 4 of 5)

Narrator: ( on the phone to big man up stairs) Yes sir I promise to never tell Alan where the aliens are again. Yes sir, bye. Great this is all Alan's fault. Oh hi and welcome today's Alan's Battle Arena. Our hero's are at the strangest pub that no one as ever seen before.

At the pub

Jamie: This is the strangest pub that I have ever seen, why are there still burping at Alan's face.

Guilmon: Well Alan should not say kiss my furry little butt at all the men

Man: BURP!!!!

Alan: Stop it am sorry am so sorry already

Man: Good now be a good little cute pikachu and be quite

Alan: FINE!! (wispier to himself) Once am human again I kick all there butts, now where's Renamon.

Jamie: Over there (pointing at fat people staring at Renamon)

Fat man 1: You nice would you marry me

Fat man 2: NO SHE MARRY ME!!!!!!!

There start fighting

Renamon: (sweat dropping) Help me!

Alan: Hey get away with my love you.

Alan starts fighting

Jamie: Oh boy now where's that Alien

Alien: Right here I be standing here over an hour now looking for that pikachu

Guilmon: Then why didn't say something

Alien: I did but you all drinking beer and keep burping at me.

Jamie: BURP!

Alien: See what I mean

Guilmon: Yeah I guess so BURP!

Alien: Stop it its gross

The whole pub: BURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Alien: I hate this!

Jamie: Now that's over with lets battle and if I win you turn Alan back to normal

Alien: And if you lose you turn into a little bunny rabbit

Jamie: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Smashed all the pub glasses )

Pub man: Oh great there goes my pub again

Alan: Okay

Jamie: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( blow door open and smashed the windows)

Alien: Yeah that's more like

Jamie: (Grabs Alan) ARE YOU INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! ( smashed more pub glasses)

Pub man: Am going to be out of business if he keeps doing that.

Guilmon: Yeah Alan are you insane

Alan: No I want to be back to normal

Jamie: but I don't want to be a BUNNNNNNNEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY RRRRRAAAABBBBBIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!! (smashed all the glasses of the whole pub)

Pub man: I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody looks at the pub man leaving with a suitcase

Alan: What's his problem

Renamon: ( Pulls out ear plugs) As Jamie finished scramming he's making everybody deaf!!

See all men laying on the floor holding there ears

Fat man 1: IT HURTS IT REALLY HURTS!!

Jamie: RIGHT TO THE BATTLE RING NOW ALIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Smashed little tiny glasses)

Jamie: PUSH THE BUTTON THE ALAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alan: Okay okay you making my fur spiky

Alan pushes button and the crowd and the ring appeared outside the pub And they see Yami Bakura holding a big long sword and Yoshi in the battle ring

Guilmon: Hey what are you two doing in the battle ring

Bakura: Yoshi ate my duelling cards now am going to send him into the shadow realm

Mario suddenly appeared

Mario: Hi kids it's me Mario.

The crowd started booing Mario

Mario: Darn those kids I give them lots of games to play and they still don't respect me.

Renamon: RESPECT YOU!!!!!

Mario: RESPECT ME YOU EVIL FOX!!!!

Alan: OH MY GOD DON'T SAY THAT!!!!

Guilmon: Its too late Alan he said it

Renamon: RIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT NOW YOU PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alan: In for it now Mario

Mario: Why

Renamon jumped in the air

Renamon: MEGA DIAMOND STORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: Oh >>Beep<<

A giant diamond was heading towards Mario in till the point of the diamond touched Mario and Mario dead music starts to play

Renamon: What an ass

Jamie: Well any way Finish you're MATCH NOW!!!!!!

Bakura: Okay Okay I get….

Yoshi eat Bakura and laid an egg that Bakura was in

Bakura: Hey no fair it's dark in here

Joe: Yoshi wins!!

The crowd cheered

Jamie: YOU LOST NOW GET OUT OF HERE!!! (kicks the egg out of the arena)

Alien: Okay time to turn you into a bunny rabbit

Alan: Here we go again

Jamie burst into flames

Jamie: THAT DOES IT GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW YOU STUIPED ALIEN!!!!!!!

Alien: Okay fluffy tailed

Alan: (starts dancing and singing) Alien going to die alien going to die

Joe: Be quite Alan

Alien: YEAH YOU PIKACHU!!

Alan burst into flames

Alan: GO KICK HIS ASS JAMIE RIGHT NOW START THE BELL NOW JOE!!!!!

The bell rang

Guilmon: The match has began

Jamie: (charges up) KA MA HA MA

Alien: Oh no you don't. (Holds up mirror)

Alan: (Anime Sweat drop) Okkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy that's weird

Guilmon: Alien I don't think that would work

Renamon: I agree

Jamie: Yeah me too

Renamon: Jamie you're support to be in the ring not out here

Jamie: I know am having a tea break while he's doing something stupid

Everybody anime fall

Jamie gets back in the ring and charges up again

Jamie: Now where was I oh yes KA MA KA MA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

The beam head straight towards the alien but it was reflected

Jamie shocked with his mouth wide open

Jamie: What th!!!!!!

Alan: OKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Guilmon: Weird! Right Renamon

Renamon staring at Alan's pikachu butt

Guilmon: RENAMON!!!

Renamon: silly me this is not the digital bath room silly me.

Renamon then went to the digital bathroom

Guilmon: (Anime Sweatdrop)

Alien: Now I shall capture you

Brings out pokeball

Jamie: (Burst out laughing with the crowd) You stupid am not a pokemon

Alien: Silly me throws away the pokeball and brings out fishing net

Jamie: AM NOT A FISH EITHER!!!! THAT DOES IT!!!!

Jamie brought out his hyper cannon

Jamie: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND FEEL MY PPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ( Smashed building glasses)

Renamon: Lots of glasses get smashed in this chapter today

Alan: I know I think the public might sue Jamie

Jamie fires his hyper cannon towards the alien

Alien: Oh I know

Alien gapped Joe

Joe: HEY WAIT I HAVEN'T MY BEER YET!!!!!!!!

The hyper cannon turns Joe into dust

Guilmon: Oh my god Jamie killed Joe.

Alan: Yes ( brings out a bottle of Joe's beer and drink it in one go) BURP!!

Jamie: You're making me mad Alien and you won't like it when am mad

Alien: Really what happens

Jamie: THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Jamie shot red eye hot laser beams towards the Alien and burnt him to a crisped

Guilmon: Jamie wins!

The crowd cheered

Alan: Yippppeeeeeeeee am going to be back to normal

Then the spaceship beamed about the crisped Alien

Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT FAIR AM GOING TO BE PIKACHU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie: Oh well

Alan then exploded

Alan: (big head towards Jamie) OH WELL IS THAT YOU SAY

Jamie: well yeah!

Alan: Why YOU!!! (Alan then thundershock Jamie)

Renamon: Oh well let's go find the ship and go after them

Guilmon: Good idea but where to we find a spaceship

Narrator suddenly appeared in the ring

Narrator: Not this time!!

Alan then brought out a larger hyper cannon towards the narrator

Narrator: (sweating) The spaceship in Area 55

Alan: Okay let's go gang

Narrator: Well am fired turn in next time and see if they turn Alan back into a human being.

Alan: So in till next time in Alan's Battle Arena!! (echo)

Guilmon: please review BUT NO FLAMERS!!!!!!!