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Kari and TK were sitting at a table in an outdoor restraunt.

TK: Wasn't that a great dinner, Kari?

Kari sees a thread on TK's long sleeve jacket.

Kari: TK, there's a thread on your jacket.

TK: No, don't touch that!

Kari pulls the thread and TK's head suddenly ejected off the body.

*

The Anime House: Episode 1

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.

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Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty)
Takeru Takaishi (TK)
Van Flyheight
Brass (Sailor-Multi)
Pikachu, Agumon and Kero-Beros
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya)
Max Mizuhara
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli)
Metabee

*

At a swimming pool, the competitors walked to their stands and Misty was next to Kari as
they prepared to jump into the water.

Announcer: On your mark...get set...

Misty: Psst, Kari, I can see a bit of your pubic hair.

Kari tries to cover herself in embarassment.

Announcer: Go!

As Misty dived in, Kari landed into the water and quickly climbed out of the pool and runs
off.

*

At a dark alley with the echo of dripping sounds, a Pikachu in a trenchcoat walks out of a
car to an Agumon in a jacket.

Pikachu: Agumon.

Agumon: Pikachu.

Pikachu: Did you get the plans?

Agumon: Did you get the money?

Pikachu: Yes.

Agumon was about to take out the plans when Pikachu stops him.

Pikachu: Fool, not when he's around.

Pikachu points at Kero sitting at a corner making the dripping sound effect.

*

TK was at a psychiatrist in front of Brass.

TK: I feel like a rich person when I'm just actually a dictator.

Brass: Yes.

TK: I want to rule the world, but a bunch of kids try to stop me.

Brass: Now we're getting somewhere.

TK: I could easily rule the world with my Digi-vice.

Brass: Yep.

TK: I wished I had better luck with my Digi-destined wife.

Brass: Absolutely.

TK was wearing a hat with the words "Ken Ichijouji" on top.

TK: Am I Ken Ichijouji?

*

Van was standing at the beach with the other group of people.

Van: Ash was a good man. He left behind his wife, Misty, his son, Alex and a reputation
of being one of the best waiters in the Anime World. So, it is time for us to say
goodbye to Ash.

Van takes out the urn.

Van: Say when, Misty.

Van twists the cover of the urn like the restraunt pepper shaker.

*

Samantha was standing below a tree.

Samantha: Can anyone help me get my Peppercat off the tree?

A reddish-orange color haired girl with a red cap covering her face steps out of her car in
blue jeans, a black t-shirt and a blue shirt.

Samantha: Its the most powerful and beautiful Pokemon Master in the world, Misty Waters!

Misty: How ya doing, little girl?

Misty turns her cap backwards and takes out her Pokeball. Then, Misty jumps up and threw the
Pokeball at Peppercat and knocks Peppercat off the tree.

Samantha: Thank you, Miss Pokemon Master.

Peppercat was running from Misty.

Misty: Go back home and wait for your master!

Misty walks back to her car and drives off.

*

"Tales from the other side"

Eriol was on stage.

Eriol: Welcome to "Tales from the other side." I'm your host, Eriol. And now, I'm sensing
someone who has lost a loved one. You...

Eriol points at Kari.

Eriol: Don't tell me your name. Its Kari, right?

Kari: Right.

Eriol: And you have lost a loved one...a brother, right? And his name is Tai, right?

Kari was in tears.

Kari: That's right.

Eriol: He has something very important to say to you.

Kari: That's why I've come here.

Eriol: He says...he says that "you're a fat Medafighter."

Kari looked surprised.

Kari: What?

Eriol: He says "you're a fat Medafighter and an ugly slag."

Kari: Tell him that he's smelly dog poo.

Eriol: He says "You eat smelly dog poo."

Kari: Shut up!

Eriol: "No, you shut up."

Kari: Shut up!

Eriol: "No, you shut up."

Kari: Shut up, you bastard!

Eriol: Has your mother passed on?

Kari: Yes. A few years ago. Why?

Eriol: Well, he's going to tell her that you said "bastard".

Kari's jaw dropped.

*

Max was walking in the car park pressing the car remote buttons.

Max: Don't you find it intresting that at hoapitals, there are mainly normal parking spaces
and one handicap parking space? I mean, isn't that where handicapped people go?

Max presses the button again.

Max: Why not make it all but one parking spaces for handicap so that when we have handicapped
people goign around the lot, one would say, "Hey, I found one. Man, that's an able-bodied
one. I wished I had a permit."

Max stops at a car.

Max: This should be my car.

Max opens the door but the car alarm made the annoying loud noise.

Max: I better run.

Max runs off.

*

Brass wakes up to find herself in Metabee's bed.

Brass: Did we...

Metabee: Yep.

Brass: On here?

Metabee: Yep.

Brass: And did he?

Brass points at a stuffed animal watching them.

Metabee: Yep.

The stuffed animal waves at Brass and Metabee as they waved back.

*

Kari was holding drink samples when Van walks to Kari.

Kari: Care to try a sample?

Van picks up a cup and drinks it.

Van: Its good. What flavor is this?

Kari: Vomit.

Max jups out of one of the aisles with a walkie talkie.

Max: I have found her! At aisle 6!

Kari dropped the samples and begins to run off with Max chasing her and van continuing
to sample the vomit flavored drink.

*

At a lake, Eriol and Van were rowing a canoe as they see Misty pusing her oar into the
water.

Eriol: Do you need help?

Misty: No, I'm just having trouble keeping ground under.

Both Eriol and Van rowed off in a hurry.

*

Metabee and Pikachu were in a jungle warzone.

Pikachu: Did you lose the enemy?

Metabee looks around.

Metabee: I can't see them in this fog.

Pikachu: Give me a second.

Pikachu takes out a Poke Gear and dials a number. On a tree, Max was hiding when his mobile
phone rings.

Metabee: Got him. Laser cannon!

Max was shot out of the tree.

Pikachu: Good job, Metabee.

Pikachu's Poke Gear suddenly rings.

Metabee: Did you switch off your Poke Gear?

Pikachu: Oh no!

Pikachu stood up to try to switch off his Poke Gear, but he was shot from behind.

*

A yellow KBT-type Medabot wearing a black cape was looking out of a circular window when TK
enters the room.

TK: Lord Metabee, the rebels have escaped and we believe that the Pikachu is with them.

Darth Metabee turns around.

Metabee: It doesn't matter, I sense him in the force, but I sense something else in the force.

TK: And we also got one Medabot from the health and safety department here wanting to
investigate the Death Star.

Metabee: Again?!

TK: Should I get rid of her?

Metabee: No, we must keep our alliances. I'll deal with her myself.

~

A group of Medabots marched past Brass, as she imspects the place followed by Darth Metabee
and TK.

Brass: Well, I have checked the power room and the forcefield control and there
is no safety switch and I find it very disappointing when I see this.

Brass points to one outlet with many double plugs and plugs to appliances connected.

Metabee: The emperor need not concern with these matters.

Darth Metabee was using the force to strangle Brass.

TK: Please, Lord Metabee, let her go.

Darth Metabee released Brass.

Brass: You could get sued for worker's harassment.

As Brass walks off, Metabee growls in anger.

~

A Medabot has finished his business at a urinal and walks off as Brass, Metabee and TK
enters the toilet.

Brass: No toilet for the disabled.

Metabee: Come on, we don't need a disabled toilet, this is the Death Star!

A Medabot on a wheelchair was trying to enter the toilet cubicle.

Metabee: Gah!

Metabee angrilly walks off.

*

Max was standing at a beach with a group of people in mourning.

Max: Bit Cloud was a good man. In fact, he was the very first person who created the easy
opening pickle jar device which is sold worldwide. We salute you, Bit.

Max takes out the urn and was having trouble opening it. TK walks to Max.

TK: Let me help.

TK was also having trouble opening the urn.

*

Brass runs into the living room with some bags with Misty and Kari sitting on the couch.

Brass: I'm back girls. I got the junk food...

Brass places the snacks on the table.

Brass: ...and whats a girls night out without the videos. Starting with Brad Pitt in Oceans
11!

Misty: Oh yeah, Brad Pitt, he's so hot!

Brass: And after all that excitement, we're going to watch Tom Cruise in Minority Report!

Kari: Yeah! Tom Cruise is so hot too!

Brass: And finally, when we all are on the ground, we're going to watch Tom Hanks in Saving
Private Ryan!

Misty and Kari stared to each other.

Brass: I messed up again, didn't I?

*

Inside an interrogation room, Max was sitting at a table while Eriol and Kero were behind
the one-sided glass.

Kero: His name is Max Mizuhara. Rumors has it that he has connections to Dark Wizards
under Voldermort.

Eriol: We can't keep him without charge according to Wizard law, so we must work fast.

Kero: How do you suggest that?

Eriol: Ever heard of good cop, bad cop?

~

Kero jumps in dressed in a black cape with and an evil laugh.

Kero: What do we have here, a naughty criminal?!

Eriol runs in screaming.

Eriol: No, he's just an innocent little boy!

Eriol runs to Max and hugs him. Then Kero follows with his evil laugh.

*

Brass was next to Kari looking at photos at a picnic.

Kari: Look at that. This child's forehead is so ugly that you can even write a novel on it.
This child is so ugly.

Brass: Can I look at your other children photos?

Kari: Sure.

Kari pulls out more photos out of her basket.

*

Brass and Metabee were reading newspapers.

Brass *whispering*: Do you see him?

Metabee *whispering*: Yeah, I see him.

Metabee slowly stands up, walks past Brass and aims at a burgular trying to take the VCR.

Metabee: This will teach him! Laser Cannon!

Metabee shot the burgular.

*

Van was standing outside a shoe shop with a microphone.

Van: Shoes. Shoes are nothing much as they follow you like shadows...even if they are at
your feet.

Kari runs out of the store.

Kari: No no no, Van.

Van: What?!

Kari pushed down Van's microphone.

Kari: You got to be more agressive in competition. Do the hard sell. You got to target people.

Van: Ok.

As Kari enters the shop, Van looks around and sees Samantha walking by.

Van: Get in here, you fat Medafighter!

Kari runs out of the store in shock.

*

At a gymnastics event, Kero, Brass, Max and Eriol were the judges when Kari walks in.

Announcer Van: And here is Kari Kamiya for the gymnastics event.

As Kari runs along the mat...

Van: I can see a bit of your pubic hair.

Kari trips over and rolls on the mat. Suddenly, she got up and runs off in embarassment.

*

Back outside the shoe shop, Kari was instructing Van again.

Kari: You got to be a little nicer. That lady was upset. But it just so that she is a fat
Medafighter so she won't press charges. So, you've got tone down a bit. Just be charming and
make people feel welcome to the shop.

Van: Right.

Kari walks back into the shop.

Van: Fat Medafighters, welcome!

Kari runs out of the store in shock.

*

Max wakes up in a hospital bed when Dr. Eriol walks to him.

Max: What happened to me?

Eriol: Your right hand accidently went into a Beyblade launcher making machine.

Max: Oh.

Eriol: Fortunetely, we were able to rescue your hand.

Max: Can I see it?

Eriol unwrapped the bandages on Max's right hand.

Eriol: I'll leave you alone for you to get used to it.

Max raises his right hand, which appears to be a Sniper Grip Launcher.

*

Back on the Death Star, Metabee and TK walks in with Brass looking up at the ceiling near a
bunch of Medabots smoking.

Brass: No smoke detectors.

Metabee started to make a funny sound as Brass walked past the smoking Medabots.

Metabee: Smokes over, Meda-bums! Get back to work.

As TK and Metabee walks off, one of the Medabots sent the third finger at Metabee.

~

Metabee was back in the command room.

Brass: In summary, you have violated almost all the regulations and safety checks in the
galatic empire.

Metabee: We used to have a fire extinguisher here, but I used it to kill a Jedi's Pikachu.

Brass: Yeah, and expect a very hefty fine for that.

Metabee motions TK to leave.

Metabee: I'm sure we can somehow settle this. Do you want to see my "light saber"?

Brass: What are you implying?

Metabee: The force is strong...in my pants!

Brass: Are you sexually prepositioning me?

Metabee: Not at all. Have you ever...stroked a wookie?!

Brass looked at Metabee in shock.

*

Dr. Eriol was walking along a corridor.

Max's voice: Go Draciel!

Eriol walks into Max's room as Max watches his Beyblade keeping its defensive position. As
the Beyblade was spinning, Max looks up to Eriol in tears.

Max: I can Beyblade again!

Max was crying in Eriol's arms.

Max: I can Beyblade again!

*

At a beach, Kari was carrying an urn with the mourners standing at the beach.

Kari: Kai was a good man. He loved this beach, so its fitting that it is where he'll be last.
He leaves behind so many people. His family, his friends and his co-workers at the chip
factory. So long, Kai.

Kari opens the urn and sees a Beyblade Tazo.

Kari: Hey, I got a holographic "Kai" Tazo!

Max runs to Kari.

Max: Let me see.

Kari: No!

The group began to chase Kari for the Beyblade Tazo.

*

Brass walks to Misty eating a banana.

Brass: Hey, Misty. You eating a banana?

Misty: Yeah, they are high in fibre and good for my health.

Brass: Well, I heard that they pick them when they are unripe and artifically ripen them
using toxic gases in trucks on the way here.

Misty: Really? Because I heard from somewhere that you're somewhat like a slut.

Brass stared at Misty.

*

Eriol was walking around a teacher's desk.

Eriol: Alright, just follow the contours around the body. Even pressure, even pressure. Go
smoothly. Alright, get up and let your partners have a turn.

Van, TK and Max got off the floor as Pikachu, Agumon and Metabee were holding a large white
chalk with a shape of human images on the floor Something like "at the scene of the crime".

*

Metabee, Brass, TK and Kari has just finished their dinner.

TK: And the fact that there is no space to go further back, so we decided to go up, but
that requires a permit to do that...

Kari looked at her watch.

Kari: I think its getting late.

TK begins to whine.

Metabee: That's ok. We can talk another day.

TK jumps onto the table.

TK: No!

Kari tries to pull TK off the table.

Kari: Sometimes, he just get overtired. Come on, TK!

Kari pulled TK away from the table as TK pulled down the table cloth and threw tantrums.

Kari: That's it. I'm going.

Kari was walking away, but TK wouldn't stop. In anger, Kari picks TK up and spanks him.

Kari: Come on, TK! Get up, get up get up!

As TK lands on the chair crying, Kari gave up.

Kari: Alright, five more minutes.

TK sat up.

TK ...so, the floor above will have two rooms...

Metabee and Brass looked confused.

*

Parking officer Misty walks through a gate.

Misty: I love my job. Its a rare occurance for someone to love their job. Well, this kind
of work makes me want to give something back to the community.

Misty walks to a Blade Liger and puts a parking ticket on the foot.

Van's voice: You stupid bitch!

Misty: That was one of my regulars. But what's very nice that it makes me feel like a
mini-celeberty.

Misty puts a parking ticket on a green car.

TK's voice: Ho!

Misty: I mean , I want to give something back to the community.

Misty sticks a ticket on a yellow car which looks like a KBT-model Medabot.

Brass's voice: Scumbag!

Misty: And everyone knows me.

Misty pasted one more ticket on a car.

Max's voice: Slut!

Misty: See you tomorrow, Max! Well, I'd better get going.

As Misty turns around, everyone threw fruits at Misty. Misty faces the group and smiled.

Misty: I love my job!

*

Misty was the teacher at an art class looking into an art book.

Misty: Very good, Sakura. The one about your son's first tooth is very nice. Who wants to go
next?

Kari raised her hand.

Misty: Ok, Kari.

Kari opened her art book.

Kari: It called "the day before my wedding with my bridesmaids".

Misty: Very nice and good use of the fabric too. Brass, what do you have to show us?

Brass picks up her art book.

Brass: Well...its called "The day Metabee left me for Neutranurse."

Brass opens it, showing the students and teacher images of wrecked Medaparts and broken
Medals.

Brass: These are the pieces of Metabee and Neutranurse's Medaparts and medals...

As the students and teacher continued to stare at the images, Brass looks up.

Brass: You're going to call the police, aren't you?

*

Kero, Pikachu and Agumon were walking in a park.

*Song starts*

Kero: Its the 21st century.

Agumon: And the trees aren't surviving.

Pikachu: Its not because of the corporate good.

Kero: Its not because of the use in paperwork.

Agumon: And its not because of they're cutting us down. Its because the tree we're...

Kero, Pikachu and Agumon walks to Rokusho dressed like a hippy under a tree.

Kero/Pikachu/Agumon: Chained to a hippy!

Agumon: Its not really helping.

Brass was hugging a tree.

Kero/Pikachu/Agumon: Doing weird things to me!

Brass and Metabee were dancing under a tree.

Kero: I rather have some fruits hanging off my branches.

Pikachu: Than having someone smoking bong under me.

Brass was smoking the bong under the tree.

Kero/Pikachu/Agumon: Chained to a hippy!

Kero/Agumon: Chained to a hippy.

Rokusho, Metabee and Brass was playing the bongos.

Kero/Pikachu/Agumon: Playing bongos badly!

*End of song*

A true thanks to the crew:

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Pikachu - Pokemon
Agumon - Digimon
Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Max Mizuhara - Beyblade
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Metabee - Medabots

Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Sketch Director: Ash Ketchum

Make up: Sakura Avalon

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

Planned by Tai Enterprises with the help of the Daidouji Corperation.