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Delia Ketchum was standing at a street junction when Pikachu stops his car as the lights
turned red. Then, Delia runs to Pikachu's car and took out a hankerchief and wiped sweat off
Pikachu's head.

Pikachu: Thanks!

Pikachu drove off.

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The Anime House: Episode 6

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.

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Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty)
Takeru Takaishi (TK)
Van Flyheight
Brass (Sailor-Multi)
Pikachu, Agumon and Kero-Beros
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya)
Max Mizuhara
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli)
Metabee

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Dr. Eriol walks to his seat.

Eriol: Is there a problem?

Pikachu: Yeah, I want a Medabot checked.

Brass: Aww, to hell with you, you #!%^! All I needed is to have my voice checked, you prick!

Eriol stared at Brass.

*

At a wedding, Priest Max was at the altar with Metabee and Brass facing the front.

Max: If there's anyone objecting to his marraige, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Pikachu stood up from the benches.

Pikachu: Yeah, this is just not right, he looks like the nightmare vision of the future,
with that robotic face of his.

Metabee felt his head to have a metal plate with a red glass eye.

Pikachu: I mean, what will his children look like?

Metabee: Pikachu, you idiot.

*

Max was at a construction site dressed as a bumpkin.

Max: I was working here, moving things around when this fella came over and ask me for
some money. I said, "Look, I don't have any money!" He said, "Its an emergency." I thought
for a while. Then I scab him! The supervisor came over to me and ask me about my anger
management. So I was accepted his offer, then I scab him! You want to pick a fight with me?!

*

"Tales from the other side"

Eriol was on stage.

Eriol: Welcome back. I'm sensing someone from this corner. You, what is your name?

Agumon: Agumon.

Eriol: You lost a...best friend who died recently? His name is...Tai?

Agumon: Yes.

Eriol: I'm getting a message. Here it comes.

Eriol walks to Agumon and pinched and punched Agumon's arm.

Eriol: A pinch and a punch for the first of the month. Sorry.

Agumon: I'm alright.

Eriol: He has a question, "What's that stain?"

As Eriol points down, Agomon follows the finger and Eriol's finger hits Agumon's chin.

Eriol: Got ya!

Eriol pulls Agumon off the chair.

Eriol: Wedgie!

Eriol pulls Agumon's pants.

Agumon: AHHHH!

Eriol puts Agumon in a hammerlock.

Eriol: Smell the cheese!

Agumon: No!

Eriol: Smell the cheese! Or you want to cry?

Agumon: I won't smell the cheese!

Eriol: Ok, I'm giving you a noogie!

Agumon: AHHH!

As Eriol locked his arms on Agumon's neck, Eriol faces the camera.

Eriol: We'll be back after the brake while I flush his head into the toilet. Nipple Cripple!

Agumon: Ouch!

*

At a barbecue party, Max was dressed as Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7 in front of
Metabee, Eriol and Agumon.

Max: So, I took out the bad guys without any problem.

Metabee: Great. Hey, here comes Squall!

Van appeared dressed as Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy 8 walks to the group and Max turns
around.

Eriol: Are you still having problems with Squall?

Max: I am not talking to him.

Van: Please, I've only came here to introduce my new partner, Zidane.

Max turns around to see TK dressed as Zidane Tribal from FF9.

Max: Of all the people I meet, it has to be Zidane!

Max angrilly walks off.

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Metabee walks into the bathroom to wash his hands when he sees Max crying in the toilet.

Metabee: I'm sorry that I couldn't do anything for you.

Max: That's ok.

Max wiped off his tears.

*

Pikachu and Agumon were playing street tennis when Kero walks out with a crash helmet on his
head.

*Song begins*

*Kero: Tennis boy, sitting and watching, and waiting and hoping...
Tennis boy, oh will he ever get included...*

Agumon sees Kero.

Agumon: Come on, Kero. Lets play!

Kero: Sure!

Kero ran to the road in front of both Pikachu and Agumon.

*Kero: He gets to his feet, stepping onto the street
and he fells his heart beat getting faster...*

Kero gets hit by a 4-Wheel drive from behind as the 4WD drove past Pikachu and Agumon.

*

Van was driving with Agumon in the passenger seat. The car slows to a parking spot.

Agumon: How about here?

Van: We'll be out for three hours. This spot only limit us to one hour.

Agumon: Don't worry, the traffic police officers won't come this way. Don't be so worried.
Look, I'll pay the fine if there is one.

Van: Its not that. I don't want to go to jail.

Agumon: Going to jail for a parking offence?

Van: No, but if they find the body in the boot...

Agumon: Oh. Ok, move along.

Van drives off.

*

TK was at a bank with Misty looking at some papers.

Misty: Your registration is in good order, but I'm afraid that we can't give you your loan.

TK: Is it possible to borrow something less

Misty: No, I don't think so.

TK: Can I speak to your supervisor?

Misty: I'm afraid that my supervisor is not in at the moment.

TK: What if I dance for you?!

Misty: What?!

TK: What if I dance for you, would you give me a loan?

TK picks up a stereo player.

Misty: I don't think its possible.

TK: Please, let me try!

TK pressed play and began to dance to the music.

Misty: Mr. Takaishi!

TK: Please!

TK continues to dance.

*

Misty: Welcome to today's memorial event, where we have built the tallest building in the
world...

Misty pulls a cloth off a table, showing five seperate building.

Misty: ...in 5 seperate buildings!

Max raised his pen.

Max: Excuse me, but you're missing the point. Wouldn't the tallest building be one building?

Misty: Let me put it metaphorically. If you have 5 boxes, and if you put one on top of the
other, you'll get one tall box. Get the point?

Max slaps his forehead.

*

TK was still dancing as he tossed away his tie.

*

Max was tied to the chair with a group of Nazis surrounding him with Eriol as a General.

Eriol *German accent*: Well, well, well. It is intresting for us to meet up like this. You
know, if its the time of peace, I would think we could be friends. But this is war...so I am
here to interrogate you!

Max: I will never tell you anything!

Eriol: Do you like Ice Cream?

The Nazis took out a bowl of Ice Cream and tried to stuff it into Max's mouth.

Eriol: The cold and smooth taste, so cold that it could freeze your brain. So Smooth that it
could melt your mind.

Max resists the ice cream.

Max: I'll never submit!

Eriol: If that is the case, then, bring it in, boys!

Suddenly, a roller door open, revealing an ice cream van playing the ice cream music.

Max: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*

Back at the barbecue, Zidane (TK) was with the whole gang.

TK: So, I took out those bandits thanks to the Thief Skills from my Trance.

Max: You're just a wuss, because you had your trance that could be used like you're Super
Saiyan 4 Goku!

TK: But anyway, if it weren't for that video games heroes insurance.

Max: Oh, you really are a coward.

Van runs to Max.

Van: Please, don't take it wrongly.

Max: Shut up!

TK: Well, lets go, Squall. Leave Cloudy boy behind!

TK angrilly walks off with a worried Van following him.

Max: Does anyone have a bucket? I feel like I'm going to puke.

Max holds his stomach.

*

Agumon was sitting on the chair with Officers Max and Eriol were standing up in the
interrogation room.

Agumon: Come on, I don't know!

Max: Well, you are the only person there and you must have some information!

Eriol: Want to look at the photos?

Agumon: No! Not the photos! Look, I don't know who stole your pants!

Eriol and Max were missing their pants.

Max: Damn. You always do that.

*

A kid ran to the door and presses the doorbell. Misty answers it.

Misty: Yes?

Kid: My ball went over the fence. Can I get it?

Misty: Sure you can.

Misty brought the kid to a locked gate, and as she unlocked it, she pushed the kid past the
gate, closes it and locks it.

Misty: And stay there!

The kid turns around to see some kids that were also locked up by Misty before playing with
some balls.

Kid: Let me out!

A loaf of bread was tossed over the gate and the other kids have a fight over the bread.

*

Brass was walking through the office when she sees Agumon breathing heavily while drinking
water from the water dispenser.

Brass: You rode your bike to work, didn't you?

Agumon: *catches breath* Yeah.

Brass sees Agumon's bike chained to his leg.

*

TK walks into a bar with Eriol and sees Misty and Kari.

TK: Hi, girls. This is my friend Eriol. He's on the way to a Stand-up gig.

Misty: So, you're a stand up comedian?

Kari: Did you get any gigs?

Eriol: No many.

Misty: Oh, you make me laugh! HAHAHAHA!

Kari: Yeah! HAHAHAHA!

Eriol: That wasn't a joke.

Misty: Oh, but you're kinda cute!

Kari: Hey, I saw him first!

Eriol: I'm beginning to find you two annoying.

Misty: Well, let us help you stand up! HAHAHAHA!

Kari: Or speak into my pillow!

Eriol: I'd better go!

Misty: Yeah, into my bed!

Eriol and TK walked off.

*

TK and Kari were tasting wine.

Kari: I think this wine has a odd taste. One that has the taste when you put it on the table.

TK: Solid?

Kari: It pushes your tounge as if you're french kissing someone.

TK: Mixture?

Kari: It makes me feel so hot!

TK: Hard?

Kari: Gives me pleasure!

TK: Kai from Beyblade?

Kari: Yes, that Kai.

*

Brass was on camera in the kitchen making a delicious turkey.

Brass: Well, after I put on the parsley, I'll put it in the oven at 180 on high. Fortunetely,
I have prepared one earlier.

Brass took out a bowl of roast turkey out of the oven.

Brass: And here's another one I've made even earlier.

Brass took out a bowl with the turkey covered in spider webs and mould.

*

Max was dressed as the school traffic crossing officer.

Max: Earlier, a kid wanted me to stop the cars on the road to go to his father's car
on the other side of the road. So I let him cross, then, I scab him! Then, the kid's father
walked to me and asked me why I hit his son. I apologised to the man, then I scab him! At
that instant, the teacher came to me and threaten to sack me, so I scab him! After a while,
the principal came and sacked me. So I scab him!

*

Metabee and Brass were cleaning up the backyard when they saw a trashed Cloud (Max) sitting at
the wall.

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Metabee and Brass pulled Max into the shower and turned on the shower on him.

Max: Thanks.

Metabee and Brass walked off.

Max: Does anyone have a towel?

Van enters the room with a towel and walks to Max.

Max: Squall, you're back!

Van: Yes, Cloud. I am here to help you.

Both Van and Max hugged.

*

Brass was sitting with Agumon in an office.

Agumon: One color that I would recommend for this place is a "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah".

Brass: Excuse me? I didn't get that color.

Agumon: The color is a "blah, blah, blah, blah".

Brass: Did you say "blah, blah, blah"?

Agumon: No, a "blah, blah, blah, blah".

Brass: Lets talk about something else.

Agumon: Yes, the mahgony table would add a touch to the room, so you would ned a "homemare".

Brass: You've made the color up, didn't you?

Agumon: No. I mean, I've done this job for 15 years and I can tell the difference between
my "mahoey" and my "frangipipipi".

Brass: What's wrong with a red, yellow or blue?

Agumon: Are those type of fishes?

*

TK and Kari were tasting wine.

TK: Its a good year.

Kari: Yes, its like the new year.

TK: Chinese New Year.

Kari: The year of the Tiger.

TK: It can make you want to spin.

Kari: Its like someone famous.

TK: Ray from Beyblade?

Kari: Yes, it taste like Ray from Beyblade!

TK and Kari continued to taste the wine.

*

Dr. Eriol sits on a chair in front of TK and Kari.

Eriol: I have good news. He's a Medabot.

Kari: Thank goodness!

Eriol: You must be happy.

Metabee was leaning on a wall behind Kari.

Metabee: I've been telling you that I've been a Medabot for years!

Kari: I would prefer to hear from an expert, Metabee.

*Song*

Agumon, Pikachu and Kero were setting the table.

Agumon: So many people on a video game
With nothing to say to me.

So I made a promise to myself
If I ever got on a video game.

Pikachu: Did I use my time to say something really important.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: AHHHH, AHHHH, AHHH...

Kero: So here goes.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: Aeris Gainsborough, with your outfit,
you're the one for me.

Agumon: No, I'm serious
If there is a chance that you are watching tonight,

Pikachu and Kero sets up a banner for Aeris.

Agumon/Kero/Pikachu: Any chance at all.

Agumon: Contact us care of this special website.

*http://pikachu-agumon-kero-and-Aeris-get-it-on.com*

Agumon: Or this number to call.

*1800-AERIS-Gainsborough.*

Pikachu, Agumon and Kero were waiting in front of the dinner table.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: Aeris, we're waiting.

*Song ends*

A true thanks to the crew:

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Pikachu - Pokemon
Agumon - Digimon
Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Max Mizuhara - Beyblade
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Metabee - Medabots

Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Sketch Director: Ash Ketchum

Make up: Sakura Avalon

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

Planned by Tai Enterprises with the help of the Daidouji Corperation.