Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ Puberty ❯ Chapter 1

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(A/N: Ok, please don't flame
me for making Sakura so… naive! I only did it because I thought that it would
make this fic funnier… I don't know if it actually worked (that's up to you to
decide!), but lets hope so! Enjoy! ^_^ )

Puberty

By: ~*§ugar*Plum*~

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~Don't you just hate it how
puberty can start unexpectedly in any point of your adolescent life? Of course
you do… or did! >.< Anyhoo… here's a telling of how it affected our 4
favourite characters: Tomoyo, Sakura, Syaoran and Eriol!~

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At Tomoyo's…

It was a bright early
morning. On the dot, one of Tomoyo's several maids woke her up at 6:30 AM.
"Daidouji-san! It's time to wake up now!"

"Hai!" Tomoyo replied
sleepily. She rolled over and took a look at her clock. 6:31 AM it read. "Why
must I wake up so early?" Tomoyo asked herself. Then she remembered her very
demanding beauty routine.

She stretched, got out of
bed (King Size of course!), put on her slippers and went to her bathroom.
Without looking in the mirror, she brushed her teeth. Then she undressed and
got into the shower. After her shower, put on her housecoat and went back to
the sink to wash her face. Tomoyo prided herself in her very soft and smooth
skin. What-a-minute… did she just brush her hand over a bump? Tomoyo shot her
head up to the mirror. To her horror, she had the biggest pimple on her
forehead!

"No!!!! It's too early! I'm
not supposed to get those yet! NOOO!!!" she yelled.

One of her maids came
running into her room. "Daidouji-san! What's wrong?" she asked worriedly.

Tomoyo blushed. "Um…
nothing! Really, nothing's wrong! I just thought I saw a fly!" she lied. The
maid accepter her reason and left her room.

Tomoyo quickly dried herself
and her hair, applied cream to her body, put her uniform on and then styled her
hair. She did all of that in 30 minutes. She spent the rest of her time trying
to cover it up with beige coloured eye shadow. She didn't own any "cover-up"
because she wasn't expecting pimples at this age. Well, lucky for her, she had
bangs, so she could easily hide her 'problem'.

The next day, Tomoyo woke up
to find that she had yet another pimple! This one was on her cheek, close to
her nose. She freaked out, but not too much. She had prepared for another
pimple to appear. She took out a plastic bag and emptied its contents. Out came
5 different bottles of concealer. No matter how much concealer she put on, her
pimple was still clearly visible. She ended up putting a band-aid over it. She
decided she'd rather go to school with a band-aid on her face than have people
see her unsightly blemish.

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Next Saturday at Sakura's…

Very early in the morning,
Sakura woke up with sharp pains in her lower stomach. Those pains weren't just
a regular stomach ache. To Sakura, it felt like someone was punching her
stomach from the inside. Sakura got up and went to the washroom thinking that
she was only constipated. As Sakura sat on the toilet, she saw something very
odd. Her underwear… it had red dots! Sakura checked the rest of her underwear
for other red dots, but she didn't find any.

Sakura panicked. 'I'm
dying!!! Omigod! I'm dying!' she thought. Sakura started crying. She kept on
thinking 'I'm too young to die!' After crying (and doing her business), she
washed her hands and returned to her room.

'Hey, if this is dying, it
isn't so bad!' Sakura thought. She thought that because the pains in her
stomach were disappearing. Still thinking she was dying, she called Tomoyo to
bid her farewell.

*DRING*DRING* *DRING*DRING*

"Daidouji residence, Tomoyo
speaking!" Tomoyo said cheerfully.

"Oh Tomoyo-chan! I'm dying!"
Sakura screamed into the phone.

"Nani?? Sakura-chan! You
can't be serious!" Tomoyo said, not wanting to believe what she just heard.

"But I am! Tomoyo-chan, I'm
bleeding in weird places!"

Tomoyo wanted to laugh.
Sakura always freaked out about stuff that really wasn't anything. "Where
exactly are you bleeding?" Tomoyo asked, trying to stifle her laugh.

Tomoyo couldn't see Sakura,
but she was sure that Sakura would turn bright red at the question.

"Uh…" Sakura said, blushing
madly (Tomoyo was right!), "Um… well, you know… down there…"

Tomoyo couldn't keep in her
laughter any longer. "Hahaha! Hehehe! Hohoho!"

"Tomoyo-chan! Can you please
tell me what's so funny about this" Sakura demanded.

'Sakura-chan can be so…
clueless sometimes!' Tomoyo thought to herself. "Sakura-chan, do you ever
listen in health class or are you always staring at Li-kun?" Tomoyo asked.

"Tomoyo-chan!!!" Sakura
said, turning bright red once again.

"Sakura, you are NOT dying.
I'm coming over to help you sort out your uh… problem!"

"Oh arigato Tomoyo-chan!"
Sakura said, then she hung up the phone. 'YAY! I'm not dying! Good thing I
called Tomoyo-chan before I did anything stupid! Hmm… I wonder what's wrong
with me!' Sakura thought. Her thoughts were disrupted by the sharp pains that
returned to her lower stomach.

After 10 minutes of waiting
in pure agony, Tomoyo finally arrived at Sakura's house. Tomoyo had taken the
liberty of stopping by the neighbourhood drug store to pick up a couple of
things. "Hey! What's in the bag?" Sakura asked curiously.

"I'll show you when we get
to your room, ok?"

"Hai!"

They went to Sakura's room
and shut the door. They sat on Sakura's bed and started discussing Sakura's
current situation.

"This is Midol. *Tomoyo took
out a box from the bag* You take it when you get really bad cramps." Tomoyo
explained.

Sakura just sat there
wide-eyed. "Cramps??"

Tomoyo sweatdropped. "Cramps
are the pains in your lower stomach."

"Arigato for the cramp cure,
but what does that have to do with my bleeding down there?"

"Sakura-chan, you should
listen more often in health class! You're starting your menstrual cycle!
*Sakura stared blankly at Tomoyo* In other words, your period. And that is why
I've brought this. *Tomoyo pulls out a blue plastic bag* These are sanitary
pads. You use them so you won't stain your underwear and so you won't bleed
everywhere!"

"Tomoyo-chan? How do I use
them?" Sakura asked innocently.

'Oh, this is going to be
very long…' Tomoyo thought.

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1 month later at Syaoran's…

Syaoran was having a great
dream. All of his dreams involved the green eyed Card Mistress. Most of his
dreams ended in him marrying Sakura (girly dream, ne?), but lately, his dreams
have been getting more… how should I put this… steamy… When he dreamed of him
and Sakura on dates, they'd always end up making out or fooling around. When he
dreamed of them getting married, he'd also dream about the wedding night. When
he finished with the whole wedding part, he'd dream of the honeymoon (gettin'
pretty horny, isn't he?)! Tonight, his dream was very different from his usual
dreams…

~*~ Syaoran was tied to a
chair in a very dark room. "Welcome Syaoran-kun… to our world…" a voice said.
Then, Sakura stepped out of the shadows. Syaoran's eyes widened. Sakura was
wearing a dominatrix outfit, complete with a whip in her hand. Something came
to Syaoran's mind. Sakura said 'our world' and not 'my world'. Who's the other
person? Another voice spoke. "Yes Syaoran…welcome…" Then, a black haired girl
stepped out from behind Sakura. Syaoran's eyes grew even bigger (if it was
possible), it was his cousin, Meiling! She too, was wearing a dominatrix
outfit. No matter how much Syaoran did not want to admit it, he couldn't help
it! He thought that Meiling looked hot! Though she did not look as good as
Sakura. Syaoran was having little daydreams within his dream (didn't know that
was possible either). He was snapped back into reality (the reality of his
dream) when he heard the crack of a whip. He looked up and saw Meiling whip the
ground once again. Sakura walked up to Syaoran and whispered huskily in his ear
"Are you feeling dirty?" Meiling did the same but she whispered "Have you been
a bad boy today?" Before he could reply, he heard a beeping noise, like an
alarm going off. As the alarm continued beeping, Sakura and Meiling slowly
backed away from Syaoran; soon leaving him all alone, tied up and feeling
extremely dirty. The alarm was beginning to annoy him. Finally, he figured out
what the noise was. It was his alarm clock! "Fine! I'm getting up!" he
bellowed. ~*~

Syaoran snapped his eyes
open. He felt very uncomfortable. For some odd reason, his bed was very damp.
That confused him very much. After deciding he just sweats a lot in his sleep
(especially after the dream he had ^_~ ), he changed his sheets, got dressed in
his uniform, ate breakfast and left for school.

For the next 3 nights, he
had the same dream and he woke up in a moist bed. He was starting to get
annoyed with changing his sheets. Not wanting to dirty his last bunch of bed
sheets, he slept on the couch. Even though he changed sleeping environments, he
still got the couch slightly wet. After that last incident, Syaoran became
scared, scared of sleeping. He ended up sitting in a corner of his room. He
honestly tried not to fall asleep, but unfortunately, he did! He woke up with
damp clothing. That frightened Syaoran half to death. He thought that he had
some sort of disease.

Later that day, Syaoran had
no other choice. He had to ask someone about these bed wettings. Syaoran
definitely did not want to ask a teacher, so he asked a classmate. Eriol was
especially surprised when Syaoran went up to him and asked for a moment in
private. When Syaoran asked his question, Eriol smirked.

"So my cute little
descendent wants to know why he's having these 'bladder attacks'…" He began to
explain, using a diagram that he pulled out of nowhere. Soon, the diagram
disappeared and Eriol was talking in great detail. The more he explained, the
more Syaoran got uncomfortable. Eriol was slowly inching towards him. Syaoran
decided that he didn't need to hear anymore of this explanation (particularly
because Eriol was now 3 inches away from Syaoran's body) and ran away.

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2 weeks later at Eriol's…

Eriol woke up in his big red
chair. The other night, he was so caught up in thinking of what to do the next
day (probably torture poor Syaoran), he hadn't noticed that he had fallen
asleep in his favourite chair. Eriol sighed and stood up when he realized where
he was. As he walked up the stairs to his room, he thought about the bizarre
dream he had. He dreamt that he couldn't speak. 'Maybe it's a sign!' he
thought. After a while of trying to figure out what his dream meant, Eriol
shrugged it off, got changed and went back downstairs for breakfast. Seeing
that no one else was awake yet, Eriol started making breakfast. The smell of
the pancakes must have woken up Nakuru and Spinel instantly because both of
them entered the kitchen just as Eriol dished out the pancakes.

"Good morning Master!"
Nakuru and Spinel said cheerfully.

Eriol smiled. "GOod
MornING!" he said, his voice cracking horribly. Eriol nearly dropped the
pancakes. "What the…" he said, his voice cracking worse than before.

Nakuru and Spinel looked at
each other, then at Eriol. They both started laughing uncontrollably. As soon
as Nakuru and Spinel stopped laughing, Nakuru spoke. "Eriol! What's wrong with
your voice!"

Eriol glared at his
creation. "WEll, iT sEEms that my voice is changing." he replied. After he said
'seems', his voice stopped cracking. Instead, it seemed to have dropped an
octave lower. "Damn it! I thought that I could easily avoid the drawbacks of
growing older, but noooooooo…." Eriol dropped down into his chair and laid his
head down on the table. Suddenly, he started banging his head, shouting, "Damn
adolescence! Damn puberty!" As he was shouting, his voice changed drastically
from very low to very high pitched.

That scared Spinel. "Oh
dear!" screamed Spinel. He and Nakuru knew nothing about puberty (because they
never had to go through it), so they had no idea what was happening with their
master. "He's possessed!! Someone help him!" Spinel screamed as he frantically
flew around the kitchen.

Nakuru jumped Eriol.
"Suppi-chan! Go call Sakura-chan and her friend! They'll know what to do!"
Nakuru ordered Spinel as she held the struggling boy down.

Before Spinel had the chance
to phone Sakura and Tomoyo, Eriol had managed to get out of Nakuru's clutches
and grab Spinel by the tail. In his most evilest voice (trust me, with his
voice change, he sounded very evil), he said "Call them, and I swear I'll make
you regret it. I'll know if you do, and if you do, you better sleep with one
eye open…" then the walked out the room.

Eriol wanted to stay home
from school, but he couldn't. Missing it would mean ruining his perfect
attendance. When people greeted him, he simply nodded. The only person who
noticed his strange behavior was Tomoyo.

"Hiiragizawa-kun, do you
have laryngitis?" Tomoyo asked.

Eriol shook his head, which
he deeply regretted. Laryngitis would have been the perfect excuse.

"Then, what is it?" Tomoyo
asked.

'No point in lying to her,
she'll just figure it out!' Eriol thought. "Daidouji-san, my voice has changed
and I would rather not talk that much today because of it." he replied. Tomoyo
started laughing. "What's so funny Daidouji-san?"

Tomoyo stopped laughing and
looked him straight in the eye. "Is the Almighty Clow trying to hide his
budding adolescence?" she said.

Eriol didn't expect that
one, but that didn't throw him off completely. "And that's coming from the
person who once wore a band-aid on her face to hide her budding adolescence."
he retorted, smirking.

Tomoyo gasped. "How did you
know?" she asked.

Eriol walked up to Tomoyo
and whispered in her ear, "I know everything…" then walked away.

Tomoyo watched him walk away
with a huge grin on her face. "Hey Hiiragizawa-kun! Wait up!" she called as she
ran after him.

~*The*End*~

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Sooooo…. How did ya like
it??? This thing took me 3 days to write!!!!!!!! Sorry if anyone has already
done something like this! I haven't read it! I couldn't help but put in a hint
of E+T! Please review! I really love reviews! They make me so happy!!!! ^_^